Session Start: Thu Sep 27 21:05:20 2001 *** SarahJane changes topic to 'NADW Sim: The Doctor's Wake' <> <> <> Where's the fish?? * TheBrig slaps AlishaShatogi around a bit with a large trout ow! hey! * JacieH slaps TheBrig around a bit with a large trout * AlishaShatogi pulls out the SALMON! * TheBrig picks up swordfish engard RUN! It's the dreaded salmon cakes, * AlishaShatogi slaps TheBrig around a bit with THE DREADED SALMON! * AlishaShatogi slaps JacieH around a bit with THE DREADED SALMON! * JacieH jumps atop table, swordfish in hand. Alright, make my day salmon lady! * TheBrig skewers SALMON with swordfish and throws it over balcony * AlishaShatogi mutters "Sharpen" to her fish Noo! It's the CATFISH! * AlishaShatogi uses an unusual technique: "Salmon Saber Boomerang!" * AlishaShatogi grins Duck! ::door slams open and a giant duck armed with pistols saunters out:: * TheBrig sprays SALMON SABEr with tarter sauce bottle and starts eating it muuaahh ahhahahaha o_O Howard! *** JacieH is now known as HowardDuck Sit down! Or eat my orange sauce. Better sit, you dont want to ruffle his feathers * AlishaShatogi shifts to her techno-mage and digs in her pack for Bright Powder no, no, hmm, no, that's green powder... This is supposed to be a dignified gathering. Put those fish away. *** TheBrig is now known as JoGrant ah! Bright Powder! Vanish! Dignified ? * AlishaShatogi explodes the Bright Powder ball Oh, bright powder? I could use some * AlishaShatogi vanishes in its shimering dust *** IrishTCat is now known as Echo-Spector *** JoGrant is now known as HarrySullivan Me toot, me too! :;saunters over to the leggy blonde:: Sorry about that, little lady. *** HarrySullivan is now known as TheBrig I'll make sure no more riff raff wanders into to disturb you. *** AlishaShatogi is now known as Poofated_Techno_Mage ::The black clad sunglass waering enigma appears in a corner ::saunters out the doors again:: Bartender 5 Gargleblasters. And put them on Howard's bil. ;-) Hello . *** HowardDuck is now known as Raso * Poofated_Techno_Mage sneezes, sending Bright Powder flying, revealing her face and some of her front Yeah, yeah, Howard's bil. Like I never heard that one before. *** Poofated_Techno_Mage is now known as Semipoofated_Techno_Mage * TheBrig passes around a bag of jelly babies ::looks around with a slight smile on his face:: oops. I wonder if I am at the right place ::pours out 5 gargleblasters and disperses them to the growing crowd:: *** Raso is now known as SarahJane * Semipoofated_Techno_Mage gets out another Bright Powder ball * TheBrig takes sip and face turns purple GGaaaaawwwwwk ::stops just inside the door:: Are you sure this is the place K9? Vanish! * Semipoofated_Techno_Mage explodes the Bright Powder ball * Semipoofated_Techno_Mage vanishes in its shimering dust *** Semipoofated_Techno_Mage is now known as Poofated_Techno_Mage K9 mk 3>Yes, mistress. The Doctor master's message said to follow this coordinates. Oh a refreshment designed to create an altered state of mind in the individual who consumes it. * TheBrig smoke pors out of ears and head rotates 720 degrees ::drinks it in one swallow:: * Poofated_Techno_Mage raises an invisible eyebrow ::doubletakes at man sitting at the bar:: Brigadier? Sarah! Sarah Jane, old girl, how are you? * Poofated_Techno_Mage sneezes again, revealing her entirety in a smoof of Bright Powder ::drinks 4 more without seemingly to affected:: Confused. Where's the Doctor? Have you seen him yet? *** Poofated_Techno_Mage is now known as AlishaShatogi :::Hangs head:: Oh dear. You haven't heard then? ::cries in the corner:: Heard what? The Doctor is dead or so I think happened. I can't be certain .. ::Clear throat and stiffens to attention:: Reports are that the Doctor is.. <> ::snorts a big sob:: poor... lovely...man...::cries:: gone, gone.... ::Turns and blares ::: And I'M certain he ISN'T! <> <> But... but the Doctor can't be dead. <> Or is this his wedding ? I really have a hard time being certain exactly when.where , or what multi universal aspect I am speaking in .. ::Nods:: I also think Irish is alive :::remembers the irritating but somehow endearing cat:: How did this happen? ::Smiles slightly:: Or is that the wedding of the feline cat ? What have you been told, Brigadier. And who told you? Nothing and no one ::he admits:: It just that.. well.. Raso>Just a couple of bossy patrons, if you ask me. Hey raso, get me some cream. Hey raso, more Sumatran coffee. They say a cat has 9 lives and we know the Doctor has 13:: Half hearted but hopefull smile:: ::wanders over to them:: What? Irish? An emerald tom? He's lived out all his regenerations? Yes, well at times anyway But I never even knew the 11, 12, or 13th of him. Not yet Sarah Jane, not yet That tom... I met him elswhere... Elsewhen, too. I think... K9>Mistress! ::waggles his tail:: They say he was vaporized in a super nova ::pales slightly:: Surely not! ::Pats Sarah Jane akwardly on the shoulder:: So he's gone, he's really gone/ ? no, I think it would take more than even a supernova to take out the Doctor K9>Mistress! Yes, of course, Brigadier. The Doctor's the most indestructible person I know. ::looks down at the mechanical houff :: Remember old girl, even I have filed rports of his death more than once. And the Doctor always come back If he were truly gone, we would know. <> Its really quite difficult to survive a Super Nova K9> Mistress! ::nudges her leg with his nose:: :::peers at Sarah Jane:: Yes I do believe you are right ::sighs:: What is it K9? K9> The Doctor master said to play the message. And how many people do you know who have survived fights with the cybermen, the daleks and a host of other creatures? What message? Message? ::Looks at K9 hopefully:: K9>Temporal channel omicron theta 2. Raso>Great, pay per view. I suppose somebody's got the credits for it? ::muttering to herself:: I've known beings that've survived a couple supernovae. If Irish and his ehife didn't, it'd be most unusual... ::turns her attention to the houff:: ::To raso:: Hush or I'll see if you are as bulletproof as a Dalek::turns back to K9:: Go ahead K9 K9>::extends his nose antennae and waggles it at the bar tv:: ::moments later, the tv fizzles on and the image resolves to that of the Doctor(s):: :::Apparently to no one in particular:: The Doctor has changed many times but somehow he is always there when needed ::the man's face is a mixture of all his selves rolled into one:: Doctor(s)>Hello? Is this thing on? It should be. ::Blinks and pushes away gargleblaster as the Doctor's features change:: *** SarahJane is now known as DWDoctors Ah, there you are, my friends. I hope everyone is well. Are you? ::A hat and beard flicker over a face with short blonde and long black then white hair:: SarahJane>Doctor, where are you? Why did you bring-- Good, good. Well, you know I hate goodbyes. So I'll make this brief. I'm afraid I won't be able to drop in on you again. At least, unless I have already though not yet. ::scratches his head:: Yes, Brigadier, I know. Temporal physics always did give me a headache too. ::Smiles::: I want you all to be good. Remember the lessons you've learned. The things I've tried to teach. *** SpaceProg has joined #whosim * AlishaShatogi oocly wonders who Zurgobot is *** TheBrig sets mode: +o SpaceProg <> <> <> ::smiles whimsically:: I'm very proud of all of you. A timelord couldn't ask for better friends. <> <> <> << a varied crowd has gathered at the Time Trap and are just getting a recorded messae from the Doctor(s)>> *** SpaceProg is now known as TravAlan Sarah>No... ::mumbles to herself, tears welling up in her eyes:: <> <> * TravAlan rushes in with Alan close behind "Damn, I'm always late for things like this!" Now Sarah, no tears, no sadness. Life is to be celebrated, never mourned. Trav> :::Trav takes a place watching the vid, out of breath. Alan does the same::: We all have an end. And the best we can hope is that when that time comes, we have friends who will drink a cup in our favor, and remember the times we shared. <> <> ::lifts his cup in salute:: So drink up all. Raso, be good to my friends and you'll find more than enough remuneration for your troubles in my account. Alan> (whispering to Trav) What happened to him? How did he..? :::Looks down and smiles as he thinks back to a time he did forget till another Doctor healed him:: Trav>:::waves Alan to be quiet:: I don't know. Cheers! And remember, while there's life somewhere in the universe, there's always hope. Goodbye, my friends. ::the words echo with all the voices of the Doctor's selves:: ::the message ends and the screen disolves into static:: ::Raises glass:: No Doctor, not goodbye... till we meet again ::drinks:: *** DWDoctors is now known as Raso Trav> :::takes a deep breath and swallows lump in throat::: See you, Theta. Alan> Wow.. I'm totally lost, but that was a very... wow. :;checking accounts:: Well I'll be George, where'd he get that kind of cash? ::licks her nose three times rapidly, slipping into a felinoid mindset:: Oh Doctor... ::bursts into tears:: Trav> I'm sorry I was so late. I lost the place. It's hard to find you know... ::sips:: Just a short hop back in time and deposit a shlling or two and wait Alan> :::comforts Raso, patting him on the back::: I know, man, I know.. He was a cool guy. ::sniffles and wipes his nose with one of his 6 arms:: ::Raises eyebow at Alan :: Is! ::whispering:: The emerald tom, the strange ehifffe, not possible. Alan> Yeah.. Of course.. he'll always be with us.. so he IS a cool guy. ::Harry Sullivan steps forward to offer his handkerchief to Sarah:: Come on old girl. Buck up. The Doctor wouldn't want you to be this way. Trav> Forgive my ignorance, but all I know is that the Doctor is no longer with us.. This is opening already sore wounds, but I have to ask.. how? What happened? Him of all people. And didn't he have a few lives ahead of him? *** Raso is now known as HarrySullivan ::rapidly shifts to her feline form:: Tell her what the temporal teletype said, Brigadier. Trav> :::goes behind the bar and pours herself a tall glass of Guinness::: Let's see... the last one I meet was his what? 10th self? ::a tabby-ish tortishell, slightly larger than a normal cat:: ::Sarah smiles:: He had a beard and a penchant for cats. It reported that the Doctor and Irish were vaporized in a supernova It reported that the Doctor and Irish were vaporized in a supernova Alan> :::sits at the bar beside Trav, then gets up and wonders around. NErvous at morbid things like wakes::: Trav> Oh.. it is hard to live through those things.. yes... :::looks pensive::: I liked that green tom and his ehife. ::a tall leggy brunette steps out of the crowd:: I always thought that rickety old TARDIS of his wouldn't last another one. *** HarrySullivan is now known as Nyssa Trav> Irish too? Ohh, man.. Romana? Tegan, we traveled to the big bang, not inside a supernova. Alan> (thinks) I dont' know any of these people... well.. save one or two... Tegan>Same difference, just one more explosion. We had to eject nearly half the TARDIS to escape that time. *** Nyssa is now known as Guest08643 *** Guest08643 is now known as DW *** DW is now known as DWNyssa <> Interesting. Very Interesting .. <> Trav> :::embarrassed::: Oh.. forgive me.. to those that don't already know me, I'm Travisalinamelion... Trav, for short.. and over.... where did he go? Oh! Over there is my friend Alan Simon. We're old friends of Theta's. ALan> Hey.. :::Leans up against the counter, out of his element::: ::a tall leggy blonde steps out of the crowd:: I told him he should have traded that old box in for a type 50 at least. *** DWNyssa is now known as RomanaII Old Friends . Possibility are not exactly precise for that evetuality . <> But he always had to insist he knew best. Why half the safety components were stuffed into an old storage room beside his jazz collection. Trav> Well.. I remember our little Key to Time adventure well.. Man.. that TARDIS of his.. Held together with duct tape and faith.. :::smiles::: ALan> :::laughs::: yeah.. yours isn't doing much better, Trav. Trav> Shut up, Alan. Alan> Smiles ::::: ::Remebers DW3:: And quite a bit of UNIT equipment Nyssa>I always wondered why the Doctor wouldn't let me follow the repair manuals when we were restoring the audio/video systems. Nyssa> He said they were out of date. I did think he was a bit odd. Trav> Yeah! I remember seeing all those records.. I remembered wishing he'd get some good old Rock N Roll there.. besides JOhn Smith and the Commen Men.. ::Staarting to relax from gargleblaster:: Probably as an excuse to explore Sarah>::wiping away her tears:: The Doctor once told me the key to enjoying the universe was just improvising. *** Zurgobot is now known as Zoe *** Zoe is now known as DWZoe Alan> That dude never told me a damn thing.. but I did learn some stuff from him in the time me and Trav were tagging along. Never make stupid mistakes, only clever ones, If you can't stand the cold, stay out of the refridgerator, Time and Tide melt the snowmen... :::chuckles::: *** AlishaShatogi is now known as Shatog He wasn't very logical most of the time. He said he didn't want to be a slave to logic. *** RomanaII is now known as SarahJane That's how he fouled more than one Dalek masterplan And that's why they hated him so much, especially Davros. <> <> <> <<8-D>> <> Brigadier, did you ever meet Davros? <> Harry>I'll never forget him, old pruneface. The Doctor gave him what for though. Good ol' chap. Alan> :::Pours himself a vodka:: from behind the counter.::: Trav you do have a tab here, right? Regretfully no, always wanted to introduce that chap to my Webley Trav> Nope, I've only been here once and didn't order anything. Alan> Oh.. ok. :::Continues pouring::: ::To Alan:: No problem old man, the Doctor is "in the chair" ::laughs:: You never did find an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets, did you Brigadier? Not yet ::Smiles :: Alan> In the chair? :::Farklempt::: Raso>Drink up. Or at least 3 million credits worth. Alan>> oohhhhh.. wow.. Sorry, English slang, it means he's paying for the drinks Raso>One thing I'll say about the Doctor, he was good with his money. <> Alan> :::nods:: I see.. ::smiles and takes a big swig::: Ahhh.. thats' the stuff. *** DWZoe is now known as Turlough *** Turlough is now known as DWTurlough Trav> Alan> don't get bombed. I dont' want to have you hugging the toilet all night. Do we know if the Black Guardian had anything to do with this? <> Carefull if you've never had a gargleblaster Alan> yes, mother. That thing will hit you like a 105mm Trav> Dont' worry Brigadier, he's having a Vodka. Just a fair warning old man He vowed to get the Doctor one day. He must be laughing about it now. :::To Trav:: ah, well then ::To Alan :: wise choice *** SarahJane is now known as Nyssa Black Guardian? Who's that? Trav> I don't think so, Turlough. The Black Guardian would be more suited to have destroyed the Doctor by his hand. I think he'd be really angry that he didn't get to... kill the Doctor himself. ::wrinkles her delicate nose:: Gargleblaster indeed, I never want to see the stuff again. Where's my salmon? And the Master. Oh, I hate that man. All he ever did was destroy and kill. Trav> Another man who'd feel cheated out of a victory. Well that's one Nemisis the Doctor took care of for good ::looks around:: Where is my SALMON? *** Nyssa is now known as Guest19132 Alan> Will someone feed the cat? ::To Nyssa:: The Master is no more. Or trapped forever any way *** Guest19132 is now known as DWNyssa :::Sips:: One as good as the other as they say Trav> He is? Oh.. must have come after I travelled with the Doctor... Good, at least there's that. I don't think I could stand to see him show up and gloat right now. Trav>:::finishes up the glass of Guinness::: Some chap in a red and white uniform told me about it here one night ::Peri steps forward in her queen robes:: *** DWNyssa is now known as DWPeri Alan> looks at the door of the Trap, since Nyssa's statement was tempting fate.::: Whew.. :::Looks at Peri and mutters:: oh my Does anyone know what happened to that other timelord harpie foe of his? The Rani? I have no idea, Miss...? ::looks at Alan with piercing green eyes:: I am not /the cat/, I am Shatog. And I want my salmon. Trav> :::Wonders where Ace is::: I guess Ace couldn't make it. Perpugilliam, of the Brown. King Ycarnos is my husband, and the Doctor's was one of my best friends. Alan> Well sorry.. Sorry , which Doctor if you don't mind me asking? Trav> Yeah, I saw a picture of you and the Doctor, Peri. Trav>You two looked like a good pair-up. 6th, I think. Curly brown hair, gaudy outfits and cranky if you even talked about a diet. <> Trav> Oh.. that wasn't the one I saw in the pic with you. <<5 AND 6 :-) >> Alan> she probably went through a Time Lord regen like I did. Scared the crap out of me. <> I liked him when he was younger and blonde. So polite. But he could be quite charming even after. Trav> Yeah, that was the guy in the picture. Young, blonde.. ::smiles::: And very handsome.. Only meet the later one once that I recall , although 5 did used to show up here at teh Time Trap from time to time *** DWPeri is now known as SarahJane Whatever happened to the other one, the one with a Beatles hairdo and frock coat? <> He reminded me of a children's play actor I knew growing up. He changed into a bit of a fop with an attitude soon after I giot command of UNIT Alan> ::sways slightly in his chair::; I don't think that was Earth vodka.... Always tripping over himself and playing that... what was it? Alan> Kazoo? Alan> ::giggles:: Took a while to get used to that one. But the Doctor was a fine chap, all of him ::a Scottish lad steps forward for another drink:: Och, it was a recorder. *** SarahJane is now known as JamieMcCrim I tried to teach him the bagpipes once. ::Picks up glas:: Gentlemen!..and ladies of course. Charge your glasses ::everyone picks up their glasses:: Alan> You all said the Doctor came here a bit, right? Er.. what if he sees the lights are on here and thinks this place is open for another buisness day and he comes in and finds he's no longer with us? Boy hidey that'd mess up continuity. ::shifts partway human :: :::alan Razes his glass:: :::Trav raises her glass::: *** Shatog is now known as AlishaShatogi ::Raises glass:: To the Doctor :: Downs drink and places empty glass upside down on bar:: To the Doctor! ::Sarah Jane, Queen Peri, Nyssa and Tegan all lift their glasses and repeat:: To the Doctor. Sarah Jane>To the Doctor. Queen Peri>To the Doctor. ::Remebers that blasted tin whistle of the Doctor's and shivers at the thought of him with a bagpipe:: Trav> To the Doctor Alan> To the Doctor Nyssa>::studies this obviously Earth custom with curiosity but joins in:: To the Doctor. Tegan>Brave heart, Doctor. We'll always remember that. :::Whispers to Nyssa:: Old military custom old girl ::jamie downs his glass in one long gulp:: *** JamieMcCrim is now known as SarahJane Well, the question is... what do we do now? Very good question. I know what I shall do Sarah JAne... Trav> You know.. Alan, in his drunkeness did have a good point.. what if the Doctor, well.. one of the Doctors were to come in here now and walk in on his own wake? Go home to Doris and await the chance to meet the Doctor again ::finishes shifting to human and downs her drink:: ::smiles:: I think that's what we should do as well, right K9? Trav> I mean, from what I've seen all timestreams converge.. I think you'll have to erect a force field that will ...er.. never mind.. K9>Yes mistress. ::To Trav:: I do believe it would take more than that to fase the Doctor Yeah, but it's alter continuity.. <> Trav> or not... Nyssa>Just in case, if any of us do encounter the Doctor again, I don't think we should tell him of this. I'm not really sure about the temporal mechanics of this place. Trav> I know I won't Nyssa>It could disrupt the natural timeline. The Doctor with the impossible scarf once told me all possibilities exist Alan> whatever you say. I'm not planning on telling him. Alan> It's been a bummer of a day, pretty much. Tegan>It's kinda creepy, if you think about it. If we meet the Doctor again, it'll be like meeting his ghost. Trav> Yeah.. Trav> Yeah, Tegan.. I never thought of that.. I would... Trav> Yeah, Tegan.. I never thought of that.. I would... Don't think that way Tegan << It would>> Trav> yeah, you're bumming me out even more! ::smiles:: You well know about changing times remember the school? Alan> Well.. ::taps fingers on the counter::: WHatmore can we do here, Trav? *** DWTurlough is now known as RomanaII Trav> I guess nothing much Trav> all that could have been said has been said. It's time we returned to our rightful places, then. ::Smiles at Tegan:: Remember I had the plaesure of meeting you and Nyssa twice ::absentmindedly rolls her pendant between her fingers, humming the First Phoenix's song:: Trav> I guess so.. :::Almost bites tongue to keep from saying, Not to mention the pleasure of saying goodbye to the brat Turlough:: But if anyone of you need anything... ::pulls out a set of small cards with a temporal teletype number:: call me. Trav> :::gets to her feet, quietly singing::: "Tenderly bury the fair young dead/ place a wooden cross at his head/ all the words you can say have been said/ it's for you my tears are shed..." It's the least I could do, for an old friend. Alan> :::Takes two of the cards, handing one to Trav::: Thanks. ::Takes card:: Very well Although I'm sure I'll see one of you heree again sometimee Trav> Thanks, but be warned, Romana. I can talk up a storm... oh wait.. you know that. :::smiles:: Tegan>Brave heart, everyone. Tegan>Come on Nyssa. Delmin's waiting for me. ::Tegan and Nyssa head for the door:: ::Sighs and puts on overcoat:: And I don't want to keep Doris up ::smiles:: Until next time, Trav, Alan. Trav> Until next time ::waves::: Come on K9. I have a car to get out of dock. ALan> See you, ROman < Indeed ::Sarah Jane and K9 head for the door:: ::Waves goodbye to all and disappears thru Time portal:: Alan and Trav> Bye, Brigadier.. *** SarahJane is now known as JenK <> Alan> ::Starts towards the portal::: You coming? *** TheBrig is now known as ZaphodB ::one by one the friends of the Doctor all depart making one last toast to the Doctor on the way out:: Trav> Yeah... I'm coming. :::puts the empty glass on the counter and follows Alan out into the portal::: ::Walks into emptying bar:: Not late am I? *** JenK is now known as Raso <> *** TravAlan is now known as SpaceProg Oh well a double gargle blassteer bartender <> <> <> <> ::checking the account:: You're in luck. There's enough for about one.... million more. <<8-D>> <> <> That shouls just about do me ::Drinks two garglebalsters, one for each head:: <<*tries desparatly to remember the lyrics to that one Loreena McKennit song*>> ::smiles when he reads the note at the bottom giving the leftover funds as a tip to the server:: <> <> *** ZaphodB is now known as TheBrig ::give Zaphod a look like he's crazy:: <> Well, Doctors, this time I have to agree with that crusty old soldier. Fine chap you were, all of you. <<:-) >> <> <> Good job, everyone. *** Raso is now known as JenKo I liked what I saw.. <> Rather enjoyed that Oh wait.. this isn't my sim.. lol I'm too used to saying that. Very nice gang. yeah. I think we gave the old guy a good send off. Typical though.. I'd be late for the Doctor's bloody wake.. LOL lol The Doctor would be late to his own wake. Night everyone .. What about Zapho? ;-) ^d^ At leas it wasn't like Finnegan's Wake.. Remind me, who is Zapho? *** Echo-Spector is now known as IrishTCat Zaphod Beeblebrox now what? *** JenKo is now known as Guest72930 Oh yes. Hitchiker's Guide. Zaphod was the 2 headed President of the Hitchhiker's guide JacieH * IrishTCat vanishes I should read that. *** IrishTCat has quit IRC (Quit: ) The Doctor had a lot of friends. Oh Rob! Did he get punted or just leave? *** Guest72930 is now known as JacieH You got to love a trilogy with 5 parts :-D Yep.. some he travelled with for a long time.. and others he only knew for a few days. * IrishTCat vanishes *** Quits: IrishTCat (JonThePeas@user-2ivf0ki.dialup.mindspring.com) (Quit: ) lol cody lol Ah, he left. then it's a quintilogy I think Well, I suppose I should be going too. Yeah, but it's called the HItchhiker's Trilogy :-) Love our game. You guys have a great weekend. G'night Jen Wonder how much DA rewrote the screenplay for the movie ? Wh knows. er.. WHo knows Night and God bless Jen G'nite, and God bless. OY! LOG! *poof* Session Close: Thu Sep 27 23:23:37 2001