Session Start: Wed Jun 28 20:09:13 2000
*** Now talking in #whosim
*** Topic is 'NADWS:  Save the Earth/Buy a hot dog'
*** Set by NthDoc on Wed Jun 28 22:01:30
<NthDoc> Hi there...lost power for a sec.  No biggie--all fixed.
<NthDoc> Hi.
<LordDunca> I'm back, tis I, David/Alex
<LordDunca> mIRC thinks I'm still logged on as AlxKeegan
<NthDoc> So what year are you in?  For that matter, how old ARE you folks?
<MsTegan> LOL
<LordDunca> I dont' know how old Mary is, I'm ancient, 37
<MsTegan> I answered you while you were out....I am a teacher not a student
<NthDoc> Ah.  So I'm stupid then.
<NthDoc> =-)
<MsTegan> I am around Tuna's age.
<NthDoc> These things happen.
<LordDunca> so that means she's at least in her mid-twenties
<Cody> Tried reply to egrouop on 2 different  id's and gor bounced bcak saying I was registered even though those were where I got the original e's
<LordDunca> Hi Cody!
<NthDoc> I'm pursuing the theory that I'm the youngest player.
<NthDoc> I'm 19.
<LordDunca> Jen should be here soon, she had to reboot  her computer
<MsTegan> I am actually probably in a run for the oldest with Tuna
<Cody> 49
<MsTegan> 44 almost
<LordDunca> Jen is in her late 20s I think
<Cody> ?I win?
<NthDoc> ...so unless Jen's 17, I *am* the youngest.
<LordDunca> Yes, youre the oldest so far, Cody
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<LordDunca> Hi Jen!
<NthDoc> Hi there.
<Cody> sniff
<MsTegan> Never call yourself, stupid, Chris!
<LordDunca> How old are you, Jen?
<Jacie> Hi guys. Sorry. Murphy's law. my computer froze.
<Jacie> Who wants to know?
<Jacie> And why?
<LordDunca> tis I, David, in case you don't recognize my nickname
<NthDoc> Sarcasm, Mary, sarcasm.  =-)
<LordDunca> Chris wants to make sure he is the youngest player
<Jacie> Well, I'm old enough to know better, but too young to care.
<NthDoc> 19 is the number to beat.
<LordDunca> I lost my AOL connection and got disconnected and now mIRC thinks AlxKeegan is still online
<LordDunca> she's older than that, I can tell you for certain
<MsTegan> There were quite a few your age way back when we started the sim on AOL, in the olden days....
<Cody> Jen, egrouops won't let me ask a technical question about the game
* NthDoc prods Alex's lifeless corpse.
<Jacie> i.e. ::cough:: 30.
<Jacie> what do you mean, Cody?
<LordDunca> Mary, do you know how to op people?
<Jacie> Ooops, let me sign in.
<NthDoc> Well, it's good to know that adults who have entered the realm of responsibility haven't lost their drive to pretend.
<MsTegan> no ::sob::
<MsTegan> Why am I the only one with the little thinngy?
<NthDoc> I'm hoping that I'm still playing Dungeons & Dragons when I'm 75.
<MsTegan> Tell me how to op you so I can
<LordDunca> you can definitely say that, Chris, since I've been managing the best and most successful comic book store in Colorado Springs, Co, since '94
<Cody> Since the eggheads (Sontarrens) have no shoulders anf the pepperpots (daleks ) aint got shoulders or kneecaps, just where is the strike zone, from John "Duh" Rocker, 7 train NYC
<NthDoc> Wherever they want!
<NthDoc> Comic book store, eh?
<Jacie> Mary, type /mode #whosim +o Jacie
<LordDunca> if you right click on the names on t he right, then scroll up to control, then over to Op
<LordDunca> or  you can do it that way:-)
<Jacie> Or that.
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<Jacie> Thanks.
<LordDunca> I'll brb
<NthDoc> k
*** MsTegan sets mode: +o Cody
*** Jacie sets mode: +oo LordDunca NthDoc
<Cody> ::sighs;; was in college after the army when D&D first came out
<NthDoc> You play?
<Jacie> To op several you type multiple +ooo name1 name2 name3...
<Cody> Not in decades
<MsTegan> You're welcome Jen..::copying down directions for next op ..opportunity::
<Jacie> Don;'t you have to like sacrifice a goat to play?
<Jacie> :)
<Cody> lol
<NthDoc> No...the new rules require babies.  j/k
<Cody> :::The oldest goat decides to hide just in case::
<Jacie> LOL. Or baby goats?
<LordDunca> I'm back
<Cody> That would just be "kidding"   hehehe
<NthDoc> Actually, I joined NADW because I hadn't played in awhile...I wanted to get rid of some of that RP energy.
<NthDoc> ::a chorus of rimshots echoes through the room:::
<LordDunca> Jen, I think you should play Peri tonight, she's the only companion who would know anything about baseball
<MsTegan> LOL
<Jacie> Peri? Peri?
<Jacie> Surely you jest?
<LordDunca> after all, she is american
<Jacie> Do I look like a winy Brit pretending to be a Yankee?
<LordDunca> hee hee
<NthDoc> ...yeah...just listen to her genuinely American accent.  *smirk*
<Cody> ROTFLMAO
<LordDunca> well, you can play whomever you want
<Jacie> I don't who I'll be. Maybe those two guys from Delta and the Bannermen.
<LordDunca> Mary, does Tegan know anything about baseball?
<LordDunca> I'm playing the 5th Doctor, I'll be pitching tonight:-)
<Jacie> What were their names? Clive and Jed, probably.
<MsTegan> Ah.....no, sorry to say....
<NthDoc> Should someone take Tuna's mantle up tonight?
<Jacie> Nah, let's leave 10 out of this.
<LordDunca> well, I didn't think so but didnt' hurt to ask
<NthDoc> Gotcha.
<Jacie> Let me just get my log rolling.
<Cody> Who'll official?
<LordDunca> mine is rolling
<NthDoc> I got doc4 and the Color Commentary.
<NthDoc> Irish.
<MsTegan> .....she saw it on the tele once....
<NthDoc> Jen, will you play Bob Costas?
<Jacie> I think I'll play the narrator/commentator/ump roles.
<LordDunca> I've got the credits ready
<Cody> ::::starts packing fish in pockets for bribes::
<Jacie> I like throwing wrneches into things. All set.
<NthDoc> Let's rumble.
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<NthDoc> hey, no symbols tonight!
*** LordDunca is now known as DrWhoFive
<DrWhoFive> okay, rolling the credits now
<DrWhoFive> wait...is anyone going to be one of my companions, or shall I just play them myself?>
*** Cody is now known as JohnRocke
<MsTegan> I'll be Tegan.
<NthDoc> Up to you...although I'd like to see Adric get Zhuffed by a laser tonight.
<DrWhoFive> Hurray!!!
<JohnRocke> lol
<DrWhoFive> shall we bring along Nyssa or Turlough?
<MsTegan> I am going to play in heels, too.
<NthDoc> JOHN ROCKER?  ROFL!
<JohnRocke> +++John Rocker XXIII
<DrWhoFive> <<New Adventures of Doctor Who Simulation: The Renegades>>
<DrWhoFive> <<Save the Earth - Buy a Hot Dog>>
<DrWhoFive> <<By the NADW Sim Players>>
<Official> Claim your roles as needed.
<Official> And have fun!
<Official> @ ::loud applause fills the makeshift colleseum as the interstellar vid channel opens broadcast::
<Official> @ RoboBob Costas> Welcome, ladies, gentleman and other.
<MsTegan> $ ::Loud whine fills the Tardis as Tegan complains yet again:: I want to go back to earth, Doctor!
<Official> @ Robobob> And we're here for a rather splendid day on Earth for the grudge match of all time.
<JohnRocke> <lol>
<DrWhoFive> $ That's exactly where we're going, Tegan
<MsTegan> $ I know, that's what you always say.
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>That's right, Bob...tonight's game is certainly gonna be one for the highlight reel!
<Official> @ Robobob> The Avenging Doctors vs. 
<Official> <what did I call the bad team?>
<DrWhoFive> $ :::The Doctor comes out of the wardrobe wearing a Baltimore Orioles baseball outfit::::
<DrWhoFive> Turlough> $ Why are we going back to Earth, Doctor?  I hate that planet...
<NthDoc> # ::Inside the secondary control room, Sarah Jane Smith approaches a very tall, very curly haired individual:::
<MsTegan> ::Rolls eyes:: Really Doctor!
<DrWhoFive> $ Well, I hope this will do on such short notice.
<JohnRocke> @ <John ROcker XXIII, a clone made from the Atlanta Braves pitcher when they hosed out the number 7 train after the New yorkers finished with him::
<NthDoc> #Sara>Doctor, I think you have a message.  That one light is blinking.
<MsTegan> ::To Turlough:: I think he's up to something!
<DrWhoFive> $ :::he sets the baseball glove down on the control panel::
<Official> @ RoboHoward> ::interrupts:: Those cunning rogues, the devils of the solar system, none other than the Captains of Pain...
<NthDoc> #BakerDoc>Sara, are you presuming to understand my TARDIS better than I--oh, it appears I *do* have a message.
<DrWhoFive> $ :::he checks the coordinates almost furtively:::
<NthDoc> #Baker>Yes?
<MsTegan> $::PLeads:: Doctor, please, tell us where we are going on Earth
<DrWhoFive> $ Yes..well...
<MsTegan> $::Tries to get a look at the console::
<Official> @ Robobob> That's right, RoboHowie...
<Official> @ RoboHowie> I told you not to call me Howie, Bob.
<NthDoc> #Grating Voice>YOU ARE ISS-UED A CHAL-LENGE, DOC-TOR?
<JohnRocke> @::Looks at announcer and thinks, where did that robot find a dead squirrel  and why is he wearing it as a hat::
<MsTegan> $  ::Notices the date:: Doctor! That's not MY earth!!
<Official> @ Robobob> ... the Attacking Aliens.
<DrWhoFive> $ We're landing at what appears to be a stadium in your future, Tegan.
<Official> @ Robobob> ::smiles with a sickenly boyish grin at Howie's glare::
<NthDoc> #Baker> ...well it's not often I accept challenges from Speak-And-Spells...so it had better be good.
<DrWhoFive> $ We've been issued a challenge to play a baseball game to raise money to save the Earth's ecology.
<MsTegan> $ Stadium?  Whatever for, Doctor? I just wanna go home!
<Official> @ Robobob> So what do you think of our match up, RoboHoward?
<DrWhoFive> $ At least you won't be in any danger this time, Tegan
<DrWhoFive> $ :::mutters to himself:: I think
<MsTegan> ::To Turlough:: I want that in writing!
<NthDoc> @ :::Another TARDIS materializes on the Playing field.  The Fourth Doctor emerges in standard regalia, followed by a uniformed Sarah Jane Smith.
<DrWhoFive> Turlough> $ Baseball is even more incomprehensible than cricket!
<Official> @ RoboHoward> Well, the Doctor's an old fan favorite, but the Aliens have a formidable team.
<DrWhoFive> @ :::With a wheeze and a groan, the 5th Doctor's TARDIS arrives:::
<Official> @ Robobob> Ah, but if they can keep it a team. Cybermen, Daleks and Sontarans aren't known for their sportsmanship.
<DrWhoFive> $ Well, we're here now.
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss> Are they allowed to have that many weapons on the field?
<MsTegan> $ Okay, Doctor, I'll play along, I'll get all decked out and join you shortly  ::Runs into room and returns in a YANKEES uniform
<JohnRocke> <Bill Gate's tax return isn't as incroprehensible as cricket>
<NthDoc> @Sarah> Oh, this looks fun, Doctor!  Listen to them cheer!
<MsTegan> $ >>>with high heels.
<DrWhoFive> $ ::the Doctor looks over Tegan's uniform:::
<DrWhoFive> $ Yes...
<NthDoc> @Baker>Yes...just watch your head, Sarah.
<Official> @ Robobob> Commander Zinx is no Joe Torre.
<DrWhoFive> $ Well....let's go then
<DrWhoFive> $ Are you going dressed like that, Turlough?
<Official> @ Robohowie> Who is? That man's been dead for centuries.
<DrWhoFive> $ ::opens the door of the TARDIS::
<MsTegan> $ ::Follows Doctor::
<NthDoc> @Baker> ...and remind me to deal with this Venusian Pain Squad when we get done here.
<Official> @ Robobob> But now that was a real baseball manager with areal team. Who could ever top the 20th century Yankees.
<DrWhoFive> Turlough> $ I'll just cheer you on, Doctor, you know I'm not good at physical sports.
<DrWhoFive> @ :::The 5th Doctor, Tegan and Turlough step out onto the baseball field:::
<Official> @ Robobob> Why I remember when I was a boy my best days were spend sitting behind homeplate watching the legends of baseball...
<MsTegan> $::Snickers at Turlough:: right....
<Official> @ Robohowie> ::rolls eyes::
<NthDoc> @ :::As the 4th Doctor crosses the field, several Daleks instinctively advance on he and Sarah.
<NthDoc> @Daleks>  EX-TER-MI-NATE!  EX-TER-MI-NATE!!!
<Official> @ Robohowie> And there are the Doctors, ladies and gentleman.
<MsTegan> @ ::Heels sort of stick in the grass as Tegan walks::
<Official> @ ::crowd cheers as the Doctors team forms on the field::
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>Someone get some officials on that field!  The curly headed one is in trouble out there!
<DrWhoFive> @ :::The 5th Doctor takes off his cap, waves it at the crowd, then puts it back on:::
<Official> @ Robobob> :;still daydreaming abpout his yankees::
<NthDoc> @Baker> :under his breath:  Showoff.
<Official> @ Ropohowie> Uh oh. Looks like this game might start rough after all.
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<Official> @ ::camera closes in on Doc 4 and daleks::
<DrWhoFive> <hi brynna!>
<NthDoc> @Sarah> CLEAR OFF!!!!!!
<JohnRocke> <hi>
<MsTegan> ::Fans self, this uniform is hot, rollus up pants leg::
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<NthDoc> @ ::The Daleks back away slowly and tentatively::
<Official> @ ::an android painted in umpire gear roles out between daleks and doc 4::
<DrWhoFive> @ ::he watches a bit concerned as the daleks approach his previous incarnation:::
<brynna> <hi! back from vacation>
<DrWhoFive> <glad you could make it, Brynna! it's David, by the way:-)>
<NthDoc> <scratch line about Daleks retreating>
<DrWhoFive> <did you have fun? don't forget to check your email>
<Official> @ Ump> ::focuses triple-thick glasses:: Get to your side of the field.
<Official> @ Ump> I want a clean game, hear? ::points at the empty space between the two parties.
<MsTegan> @::Scratches head and points:: But Doctor, look, isn't that you?
<Official> @ Ump> Any shenanigans and you're outa here!
<DrWhoFive> @ Yes it is, actually....they issued the inivation to several of us.
<JohnRocke> @ :::Yells::: Who is in charge of this Chinese firedrill?
<NthDoc> @Baker>You might get a clean game there...but the rest of the field will be a challenge.
<MsTegan> @ I mean...er...wasn't that you?
<Official> @ Ump> Who's up first?
<NthDoc> @Baker>Yes, I am.
<DrWhoFive> @ This is one of those special situations where more than one of my incarnations can be in the same place and time.
<DrWhoFive> @ We're up first?
<Official> @ Ump> Alright, then the rest of you, get off my field.
<NthDoc> @Baker>Why not!  Let's sieze the day!
<DrWhoFive> @ ::to Tegan:: I guess we're batting first.
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<MsTegan> @::Waves at Doc Baker:: Hey Doctor, remember me?
<NthDoc> @Baker>Do you know how to play Baseball?
<Official> @ Robobob> ::emerges from his daydream:: Well, it seems we're just about to get underway here.
<MsTegan> @ ::To Doctor5:: Can I go first, can I?
<NthDoc> @Baker>Ah!  How have you been?
<DrWhoFive> @ I've read up on the rules, and I can certainly throw the ball better than you can.
<MsTegan> Well, okay I guess, you're still taking good care of me!
<Official> @ Robobob> The Aliens are taking the field. Oh that isn't right, is it?
<JohnRocke> @ No one can pitch better than me :::spits::
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>It appears a Zygon is pitching first for the Alien team...listen to the heckles!
<DrWhoFive> @ Well, my previous self seems to appointed himself our captain, so you'd best ask him.
<NthDoc> <scratch>
<MsTegan> ::Miffed:: Well, Doctor, looks like you have some competition!
<DrWhoFive> @ Competition?
<Official> @ ::commentators watch as a Dalek and 8-armed Venusian fight over 2nd base::
<MsTegan> <Sorry I am so rusty tonight with the @ symbols and such...grr>
<NthDoc> <can we ditch the symbols?  After all, the rest of this one is pretty static>
<Official> @ Robohowie> I think the Venusian's taking short stop. Good move that.
<DrWhoFive> <oh I guess>
<Official> @ Robohowie> Maybe he'll be as good as Cal Ripken.
<DrWhoFive> <sure thing:-0>
<MsTegan> @ ::Points to the guy that spit:: He says no one pitches better than he does!
<Official> @ Robobob> Who?
<NthDoc> @Baker>Sarah, you go learn to play Baseball...you're batting soon.
<DrWhoFive> @ Oh, I wouldn't listen to what he says, the announcers never know anything at these games.
<Official> @ Robohowie> ::sarcastic:: Not a Yankee, Bob.
<Official> @ Robobob> ::shrugs as if to say "then why bother mentioning him::
<MsTegan> @ Turlough> Rah Rah Go Team Go!
<Official> @ Robobob> It seems Cyberleader is heading up the pitching today.
<JohnRocke> @ :::snarls:: What's all this Yankee C%$*
<Official> @ Robobob> Let's see what the muscle-man's got.
<DrWhoFive> @ Why don't you select a bat, Tegan
<NthDoc> <be sure to get a Zygon up there...I've been savin' a joke for quite a while.>
<MsTegan> @::Picks up a bat and swings it around::
<Official> <Whoops sorry.>
<MsTegan> @::Almost knocks Doc5 in the head::
<NthDoc> @ :::The 4th Doctor roots around in his coat and pulls out an aluminum bat.::
<Official> @ Robohowie> You better get those specs check Bob. Your muscle man looks like a squid to me.
<DrWhoFive> @ ::ducks and gives Tegan a look:::
<NthDoc> @Spectators> ZYGON'S GOT A RUBBER ARM!  ZYGON'S GOT A RUBBER ARM!
<JohnRocke> @>Burt Ward> :::brings over a collection of bats:: Try one of these ma'm
<DrWhoFive> <lol>
<Official> @ Robohowie> The Zygon's getting fierce heckling from the crowd.
<MsTegan> ::Doesn't notice Doc's look:: I like this one, but I'll try one if you say so...
<JohnRocke> <OOHH>
<Official> @ Robohowie> Listen to them hiss, ladies and gentlemen. ::extends mic out to crowd::
<NthDoc> @Spectators> BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
<MsTegan> ::Pulls out a bat and promply whacks John in the knee::
<JohnRocke> @ *^%&&&% !!!
<MsTegan> @ Yes! This is a lot better, thanks!
<Official> @ Robobob> What's that the Zygon's shouting back?
<MsTegan> <Am I at bat?>
<DrWhoFive> @ That's good, go with the one that feels best, Tegan.
<NthDoc> @Baker>I'm going to need to make a few adjustments to this bat...let me know when I'm up.
<JohnRocke> @ Burt Ward> No problem ma'm
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<DrWhoFive> <hi rob>
<Official> @ ::commentators wince as they pick up the Zygon cursing::
<MsTegan> @ ::Walks up to the plate::
<NthDoc> @ZygonPitcher>*bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
<Official> @ Robohowie> Oooh, that's definitely not sportsmanlike.
<IrishTCat> <<Bah 53 minutes to get reconnected after the puter crashed>>
<DrWhoFive> @ You can do it Tegan
<Official> @ Roborob> I'll say. he better be careful about riding home on those subways tonight.
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<IrishTCat> <<Hello Everyone>> 
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>Oh, no...WHAT'S THAT HAND GESTURE?!
<Official> <Poor Rob!>
<JohnRocke> <Yeah, Hi ROb>
<DrWhoFive> <hey rob, did you see the new LSH action figures in the new previews?>
<NthDoc> <hi!>
<MsTegan> @ ::Takes an experimental swing::
<Official> <Join the fun Rob. Tegan's up to bat first, vs. a foul-mouthed Zygon.>
<Official> @ Robohowie> And the Doctor's team is leading with a spunky little lady
<MsTegan> @:: Sticks tounge out at Zygon :: throw it plunger man
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>Earlier on that Zygon was caught saying some nasty things about Silurians and the Sisterhood of Kar.
<Official> @ Robohowie> ::reads card and mispronounces:: Tegan Jovaankar.
<IrishTCat> <<Yes I did >> 
<JohnRocke> @ ::looks at pitcher:: Now there's a real fish-head
<MsTegan> @ ::Grimaces:: I'll Jovanakar you later!
<Official> @ Roborob> That souldn't be tolerated, in my humble opinion.
<DrWhoFive> <you're going to order some, right?>
<Official> @ Robobob> What's happened to sportsmanship this millenia?
<NthDoc> @Baker>Come on, Tegan!  That's a good girl!  ::continues to make adjustments to his bat::
<Official> @ Robobob> The league should do something like about that.
<IrishTCat> <<Actually I saw them at the www.comicscontinuum.com site site>>
<DrWhoFive> <ah, okey dokey>
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>What league?
<MsTegan> @ ::Yells:: Throw the ball fish face
<Official> @ Robohowie> There is no leage, Bob. The Pain squad destroyed it remember?
<NthDoc> @ ::The Zygon hurls the ball, and it sinks like a rock.
<DrWhoFive> <hey rob, what's the url for ministry of sound and vision again?>
<Official> @ Roborob> Oh well, it was no league after the Yankees were gone anyway.
<MsTegan> @ ::Closes eyes and swings::
<IrishTCat> <<<its www.mosv.com >> 
<Official> @ Ump> STRIKE ONE
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>It took two weeks to clean them out of those Sherman tanks.
<JohnRocke> @ ::gauges distance to announcers and hefts ball:: Yankee loving ^&**%#$%
<DrWhoFive> <thanks rob>
<Official> @ ::ball whizzes by everyone into crowd but Ump's eyepiece doesn't focus fast enough::
<Official> @ Robohowie> Oooh, the crowd was unhappy with that call.
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<MsTegan> @ ::Opens eyes:: Strike??? You're as slimey as a Tractator ump!
<Official> <Rehi Brynna!>
<DrWhoFive> <wb Brynna!>
<NthDoc> @Spectator>OH, NO...JOHN ROCKER KILLED ADRIC!
<JohnRocke> <re-hi>
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<DrWhoFive> @ What??
<Official> @ Ump> You want to make an issue, little lady?
<MsTegan> <waves hello to Brynna>
<brynna> <hi!>
<Official> @ Ump> Shut up and swing.
<brynna> <just watchin a minute>
<NthDoc> @ ::The Zygon throws another low one::
<Official> <Enjoy the madness. I'm having a ball so far.>
<MsTegan> @ ::To Ump:: Yeah, right. ""Grinds high heel into dirt and braces self::
<DrWhoFive> @ I don't think that umpire knows what he's doing.
<MsTegan> @ ::Swings with eyes shut and hits it!::
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>Hey!  That ball is covered in some sort of slimy substance!
<DrWhoFive> @ Hurray!!
<JohnRocke> @ Vendor> Hot dogs! Get your Soylent Green Hot Dogs!
<NthDoc> @Baker>Run, Tegan!
<MsTegan> @ ::Ball flies back at the Zygon::
<Official> @ ::crowd holds collective breath waiting for tegan's swing::
<DrWhoFive> <soylent green is made of people!!>
<NthDoc> @Androgum>I'll have one of those.
<JohnRocke> @ Vendor> Hot dogs ! Remember , you are what you eat! Hot Dogs!
<DrWhoFive> @ Run Tegan Run!
<Official> @ Robohowie> And it's off. Going, going...
<MsTegan> @ Drops bat and runs for first base, losing a heel on the way::
<JohnRocke> @ Vendor > What do you want on that?
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>It's in Right field...that Sontaran seems completely unaware of it!
<Official> @ Robobob> Nice hit! Lokk at her go.
<NthDoc> @Androgum>You got any spleen?
<MsTegan> @ ::slides into Cyberman blocking the way to first:: take that you creep
<IrishTCat> @ ::Tasmainian Devil swirls over to the hot dog vendor and eats up the hot dogs:: 
<JohnRocke> @ Vendor> There you go ::passes it down
<NthDoc> @Dalek> PICK-UP-THE-BALL!!!!!
<Official> @ ::ball drops deep between right and center field::
<JohnRocke> @ vendor  Arrggghh
<MsTegan> @::Whizzes past first""
<Official> @ Robohowie> What's going on down there? 
<JohnRocke> @ Vendor hey bud, that'll be 20,000 credits
<MsTegan> @::Kicks Sontaran at second with remaining heel, then touches base::
<Official> @ Robobob> Oh this can't be good. The Sontaran and Dalek outfields are fighting over the ball.
<IrishTCat> @ :::Tas looks at Venodr and licks lips:: Taz Hungry ..  ::eats up the vendor:: 
<NthDoc> @Androgum>You mean I have to PAY for this?
<Official> @ Robohowie> And Jovaankar's rounding second, she's got her heels dug in around the bend.
<IrishTCat> @::Tas Burps loudly:: 
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss> ...and THERE go the LASERS!
<MsTegan> @ ::Keeps running to third, removes heel and throws it at the Dalek thirdbaseman::
<JohnRocke> @ vendor > oh welll, ::disappears down gullet::
<NthDoc> @Dalek>AAAGH!  CAN... NOT... COPE!
<Official> @ Robohowie> And the crowd's going wild as she beems the Dalek 3rd baseman with her spiked heels.
<DrWhoFive> @ :::The 5th Doctor and Turlough cheer Tegan on home:::
<MsTegan> @::Whacks Dalek on domed bald head for good measure as she rounds third::
<NthDoc> @ ::The Dalek makes a loud sparking and hissing noise as its head blows clean off.
<Official> @ Robobob> The Sontaran and Dalek are still fighting over the ball in the outfield.
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>Look!  The Sontaran's sneezed on the ball!
<MsTegan> @ ::Runs barefoot to home plate and dances on it::
<Official> @ Robobob> This is just ridiculous.
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss> Listen to that crowd!!!
<IrishTCat> @ BOOOOO!!! EXTERMINATE!!!  
<NthDoc> @Crowd>TE-GAN!  *stomp-stomp* TE-GAN *stomp-stomp*
<Official> @ Robobob> Uh oh, the Sontaran second baseman is coming to the rescue.
<MsTegan> @ ::Dances up and down in front of one Doctor and then the other:: I did it! All because of my lucky shoes!
<DrWhoFive> @ Hurray!! Bravo!!
<NthDoc> @Baker>Sarah, I want you to go up next...and take this bat.
<NthDoc> @Sarah>Should it be glowing green like that?
<IrishTCat> @  ::Dalek Fan blows up some of the crowd:: BE SILENT!!!
<NthDoc> @Baker>Trust me on this one.
<Official> @ Robobob> He's got the ball, a quick flip to the Venusian short and, it's too late!
<Official> @ Robohowie> What a play! What a play!
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss> Eugh!  Look at the gore!
<MsTegan> @ :::Cheers for Sarah:: You can do it!
<Official> @ Robobob> Avenging Doctors 1, Attacking Aliens zip. That's gotta hurt.
<NthDoc> @ ::Sarah tentatively steps up to the plate with her glowing green bat::
<NthDoc> @Sarah>Oh, thank you!
<IrishTCat> @Kevin Matchstick > HEY! Thats my bat!  
<MsTegan> @ If I can do it in heels, you can do it in your sensible shoes!
<Official> @ Robohowie> Now the question is how and if the Aliens can regroup.
<JohnRocke> @ Vendor's partner:: runs out and scoops up the scraps and walks away whistling::
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>Here comes that liberated woman of the seventies, Sarah Jane Smith!
<NthDoc> @Sarah>Thank you...I just hope this bat doesn't kill me!
<Official> @ Robobob> The Zygon Leader looks mad. Let's see what he can do against another of the Doctor's plucky young female friends.
<NthDoc> @ ::The Zygon swats away a flying beer, and starts shaking off signs.
<Official> @ Robohowie> The Doctor certainly recruits a lot of spunky young ladies to his team.
<MsTegan> ::To Doc 5:: Is this a serious game, Doctor? It seems like a joke. Didn't you say the future of the Earth hangs in the balance?
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>...the fans seem to like them.  Look at the signs!
<IrishTCat> @ ::KS turns to his sidekick:: Damn it Edsel .. I knew coming here was a mistake ..  
<Official> @ Robobob> The crowd's getting anxious and so is Zygon.
<Official> @ Robohowie> he's gotta accept one of the Venusian catcher signs.
<NthDoc> @Zygon> Alright, Smith...take THIS!
<NthDoc> @::The Zygon finally accepts a sign, and presses a button on the mound, raising a large cannon::
<Official> @ Robohowie> And the pitch is delivered.
<NthDoc> <scratch last line>
<Official> @ Robohowie> It's a screaming curve ball... on fire?
<JohnRocke> @ Another vendor> Albatros! Albatros!
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss> It looks like this one's gonna be high and outside...
<NthDoc> <lol!>
<Official> @ Roborob> Looks like she better duck. Yowch!
<NthDoc> @ ::Sarah's bat drags her several feet into the air and strikes the ball>
<DrWhoFive> @ @ It's supposed to raise money to pay for restoring Earth's ecology...at least that is what I was told.
<MsTegan> @Sontaran in outfield> ::Picks nose and flicks it at Zygon pitcher.::
<Official> @ Robohowie> A hit! She got a hit!
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss> Oooooh, Doctor--look at that one fly!
<DrWhoFive> @ :::looks at the 4th Doctor:::: YOu certainly did make some adjustments
<NthDoc> @Baker>Keep the bat!  Run!
<Official> @ Roborob> Oooh, that's a comebacker, alright.
<MsTegan> @ Then we had better cheer on Sarah! We have got to win, right?
<JohnRocke> <the ball or the booger, heheh>
<NthDoc> @Baker>Don't you feel bad about losing that screwdriver?
<Official> @ Roborob> What did that do, hit Zygon right in the nose?
<Official> @ Robohowie> I think he's injured. See the way he's fallen and can't get up?
<Official> <OK lame, but it just slipped out>
<NthDoc> @ ::Sarah cruises towards first, bat in hand.  The Cyberman takes an offensive position and pulls out his gun.
<NthDoc> @Baker>Parry, Sarah...Parry!
<Official> @ Robohowie> The ball's still in play. Quick thinking on Smythe's part.
<DrWhoFive> @ I didn't lose it, it was destroyed... and yes I do miss it sometimes
<DrWhoFive> @ Run Sarah run!
<Official> @ Robohowie> It's rolled toward 3rd and short, and here comes that 8-armed short stop.
<MsTegan> @::Starts chant:: Sar-ah, Sar-ah hit him hard,knock that cyberman off the yard!
<NthDoc> @ ::Sarah deftly blocks several laser bolts with her glowing green bat, which strike the Cyberman.
<JohnRocke> @ Doctor 6 :: looks around:: Where's Peri?
<Official> @ ::Venusian short picks up flaming ball and tosses it from hand to hand trying to stomp out flames::
<MsTegan> ::Squeals:: Way to go Sarah!
<DrWhoFive> <ah, so the 6th Doctor is here too?>
<NthDoc> @ ::Sarah stays at first::
<JohnRocke> <couldn't resist the parry - Peri line>
<NthDoc> @Baker>Oh, it's you.  Have we met?
<Official> @ Robobob> The Venusian takes a look but sees Smith's safely on first.
<NthDoc> <very quick on your part!>
<DrWhoFive> <peri should go to the plate and distract the pitcher>
<Official> @ Robohowie> Excellent play.
<DrWhoFive> <go to bat,that is>
<brynna> <LOL>
<NthDoc> @Baker>Right...who's next?
<MsTegan> ::Sontaran outfielder walks up  grabs ball fro Venusian, spits out the flames and throws it at the Ump::
<Official> <We need some outs now, I think.>
<NthDoc> <I'm thinking the Aliens could pull ahead, then advance the innings to 9th.
<JohnRocke> <then let Turlough bat :) >
<Official> @ Robobob> This game is definitely its money worth, I'd say.
<DrWhoFive> <yes, do let Turlough bat, he's no good at physical sports:-)>
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>It's already become more violent than Professional Yeti Wrestling!
<IrishTCat> @ ::KS jumps down to the green and runs over to first :: Give me that bat! ::yanks the bat out of Sarah's hand:: 
<DrWhoFive> <who's KS?>
<Official> @ Robohowie> The Attacking aliens have put themselves in a hole. Now the question is what do they do next?
<DrWhoFive> @ Hey, give her the bat back!
<IrishTCat> <<Kevin Matchstick>> 
<DrWhoFive> <ohh, got it>
<Official> @ Robobob> They can't leave with a defeat, that's for sure.
<IrishTCat> <<Glowing green bat >> 
<MsTegan> @ Ump> Takes the slimey ball, looks furtively at the crowd, sees no one watching and tosses a bombball out to the Zygon pitcher::
<NthDoc> @Baker>Oh, let it go.  We're already ahead...they won't catch up!
<Official> @ Robobob> at least not one so humiliating. Theye're being beaten by girls!
<IrishTCat> @ Tell that damn Merlin to keep his hands of my bat.. 
<DrWhoFive> <that's good rob, very good>
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>Tell the Sisterhood of Karn that!
<IrishTCat> @ ::KS leaps back up into the stadium and takes off:: 
<DrWhoFive> @ Why don't you bat next, Turlough?
<Official> @ Robohowie> True Bob. So far that's 1 run on 2 hits and nobody out.
<IrishTCat> @ Peri> But its my tuuurn to bat Doctor .. ::whiny voice:: 
<Official> @ Robohowie> The Aliens are looking far less marauding than everyone's feared.
<NthDoc> @Baker> (to Colin) I thought the KID was bad!
<DrWhoFive> @ Peri, let Turlough bat, then you can go
<DrWhoFive> @ :::Turlough glowers, then picks up a bat and stalks out to the plate::::
<brynna> <spectatorxia> :::waaay up in the stands, peering down at the field wearing her homemade avenging doctors cap:::
<Official> @ ::the Aliens grow impatient on the field, a Dalek fires off a laser blast at some heckling fans in Center field bleechers::
<IrishTCat> @ Peri> I hope you fall in some poison ivy Doctor .. :: Peri pouts and flops down attracting the attention of the men in the stadium:: 
<DrWhoFive> @ ::Turlough holds the bat awkwardly as he stands at the plate:::
<JohnRocke> @ Black Guardian ::yells:: Easy out! Easy out!
<Official> @ ::Dalek looks the other way when the fan's screams alert an umpire::
<NthDoc> <lol>
<DrWhoFive> @ No, not that way Turlough
<Official> @ Robohowie> And to the plate is young scrappy redhead V. Turlough.
<NthDoc> @Zarby> Zarby!  Zarby!
<brynna> spectatorxia> :::shading her eyes and looking down::: hey...is that turlough..? hmm
<MsTegan> <Something is wrong with the text on my screen..got to get out and start over, I think, it won't word wrap, BRB
<Official> @ Robobob> What's the Zygon smiling about?
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<brynna> < :( >
<Official> @ Robobob> Think he knows something?
<DrWhoFive> @ Choke down on the bat Turlough!
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>I think the Zygon may have figured out that this particular batter totally sucks at Baseball.
<Official> @ Robohowie> I think he's gotta a plan. What they need here is a double play.
<Official> @ Robobob> Well, let
<Official> @ Robobob>  us see what they can do.
<Official> @ ::crowd burrows down for the pitch::
<Official> @ Robohowie> And here comes the wind up...
<DrWhoFive> <hey, why not let Turlough get hit by the ball>
<NthDoc> @ ::The Zygon pitches a ball that has a small antenna sticking out::
<DrWhoFive> <on one of the pitches>
<brynna> <LOL>
<Official> <Ok, but then we do a triple.>
<NthDoc> <scratch that>
<JohnRocke> <ahh, wanted Adric to get hit, :( >
<DrWhoFive> <okey dokey>
<Official> <triple play. Villians need to bat.>
<brynna> <spectatorxia> :::ears flatten against her head:::
<DrWhoFive> <I thought Adric was killed already>
<NthDoc> <there's only one on base...Triple play?>
<DrWhoFive> @ :::Turlough grimaces fiercely as he waits for the pitch::
<Official> <Turlough takes first when he's hit by pitch. Peri on 2nd, then next batter hits into a triple play.>
<NthDoc> @ ::The Zygon pitches a screaming fast ball::
<DrWhoFive> <he gets on base by being hit, then Peri  hits into a triple play>
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<DrWhoFive> @ ::Turlough swings mightily and misses:::
<NthDoc> <Doc4 to bat?  Or does someone else want it?>
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<NthDoc> <Oops, okay.>
<Official> @ Ump> Ball 1.
<IrishTCat> @ ::Peri gets kidnaped by a man wearing a mask ::  
<JohnRocke> <:)>
<Official> @ Robohowie> ::covers mic:: Oooh, Zygon didn't like that call.
<brynna> >spectatorxia> Mrowww.....yikes
<DrWhoFive> @ :::Turlough gets ready to swing again::
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>The Zygon is rushing the Ump!
<Tegan> @ ::Yells mightily:: Come on Turlough! I know you can do it!
<NthDoc> @ ::Zhuff::
<brynna> spectatorxia> :::lashes her poofy tail, disturbing a fellow spectator's popcorn.:::
<Official> @ Ump> ::sticks out fist to stop Zygon and accidentally cold-cocks Turlough::
<JohnRocke> <LOL>
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>Oooh...that's gonna hurt in the morning.  Here comes a relief pitcher.
<Tegan> @ Ehew.....
<Official> @ Robohowie> Oooh, that was nasty.
<Official> @ ::Ump sees Turlough fall then Zygon with glove in hand::
<DrWhoFive> @ ::Turlough sits down on the ground hard:::
<brynna> spectatorxia>:::shakes her head::: 
<Official> @ Robobob> What's this the Ump's signalling? Hit by pitch? What pitch?
<JohnRocke> @crowd > BBOOOO !!
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>I guess the Zygon was carrying the ball when he rushed the Ump...so technically...
<DrWhoFive> @ Go get on base Turlough!
<brynna> spectatorxia> aw, let the kid walk
<IrishTCat> @ ::A pink police box vrorps into the stands and a large silver haired woman steps out with her gold dog:: 
<Official> @ Robohowie> I think his visual tubes are blocked. Somebody better hold back that Zygon before he rips diodes out all over home plate.
<DrWhoFive> @ :::Turlough stands up and weaves  his way to first base:::
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>The Dalek coach is approaching the Zygon...OUCH!
<DrWhoFive> @ :::Sarah Jane makes her way to Second base:::
<brynna> spectatoria> :::spying the pink police box...she promptly decides to find a new seat::: 
<IrishTCat> @ R4> A baseball game  K9 .. How interesting .. 
<Official> @ ::Cyberman, Venusian and sontaran drag Zygon away from ump::
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>That pitcher has been Exterminated!
<DrWhoFive> @ Who's up next?
<NthDoc> <it's Peri, isn't it?>
<DrWhoFive> <yes, just making sure>
<JohnRocke> <yep>
<Official> @ Robobob> That's a bitter lesson for all the young pitchers coming up from the minors.
<DrWhoFive> <someone play Peri please>
<IrishTCat> @ K9 G1> Yes Boss .. and The Docs here as well .. A bunch of them .. 
<Tegan> @ ::Mutters:: Always the companions in the line of fire...:::
<brynna> <i will>
<Official> @ Robohowie> There aren't any minors any more Bob.
<IrishTCat> <<Peri got kidnapped by a man in a mask >>>
<brynna> <<aaa!>>
<Official> @ Robohowie> Get with the 33rd century, will you?
<DrWhoFive> < that's wha tI was worried about>
<NthDoc> <Shall doc4 go to bat?>
<DrWhoFive> <let Brynna play Peri, come on>
<Official> @ Robobob> Now the Yankees, they had a great minor league system...
<NthDoc> <or do we want to scratch that line?>
<DrWhoFive> <let's just scratch rob's line:-)>
<IrishTCat> <<Bry  Play Ace !!!!!! >> 
<Official> <Brynna play Peri.>
<NthDoc> <I'm liking Peri>
<DrWhoFive> <hee hee>
<brynna> <um ok>
<brynna> <coolness, ace :) >
<brynna> <peri up to bat now?>
<Official> <we can do a replacement pitcher.>
<JohnRocke> @ :::throws ball and beams announcer:: Yankee that you &%$$*( !
<DrWhoFive> <go ahead and do Peri for this one, Brynna>
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss> Perhaps YOU'D like to go pitch for the alien team!
<Official> @ Robohowie> Now the question is who is the Supreme Dalek bringing in to save them from this loosing game?
<NthDoc> <Rocker!  Rocker!>
<IrishTCat> @  R4 >> ::waves one hand at the players :: Hello Doctors!  
<Official> @ Robobob> What's he pointing to the stands for?
<NthDoc> @Baker>Romana!  It's been ages!
<brynna> Peri>:::running back onto the greenwith a terrorized look on her face::: the creepy mask man! 
<Official> @ ::Supreme Dalek charges toward the stands, pointing his laser at a familiar malcontent::
<brynna> Peri> :::stops by her teammates::: is it MY turn to bat yet, Doctor???
<Official> @ Robobob> Oh no, it couldn't be! Not that foul-mouthed loon.
<JohnRocke> @ :::spits::: Time for a change:::takes the mound::
<NthDoc> @Crowd>BOOOOOOO!
<Official> @ Robobob> I thought he was re-educated?
<Official> @ Robobob> I thought he was re-educated?
<DrWhoFive> @ Yes it is, Peri, go right ahead
<JohnRocke> @ ::flips off the crowd::
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>I haven't seen this much beer thrown in all my life!
<DrWhoFive> @ ::hands Peri a bat:::
<Official> @ Robohowie> Oooh, the crowd didn't like that.
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>Watch those lasers, John!
<DrWhoFive> @ Being an American girl, I'm sure you know everything about baseball.
<brynna> spectatorxia> ::: crawling over the crowd in pursuit of a new seat:::
<DrWhoFive> <hee hee>
<IrishTCat> @ R4> Doctor , Whats going on here ?? ::ROmana 4 shouts down from the stands:: 
<Official> @ Robohowie> What is becoming of pitchers these days.
<brynna> <LOL...but not everything about accents>
<Official> @ Robobob> Certainly not at all like Yankee pitchers.
<DrWhoFive> <that's for sure>
<Official> @ Robohowie> Shut up Bob@
<NthDoc> @Baker>It's a charity baseball game to restore Earth's ecology...care to join us?
<DrWhoFive> <or is that, shut up scott?>
<brynna> <is she supposed to hit it? or miss?>
<IrishTCat> @ k9 G1> Boss .. My records indicate that this is a baseball game .. 
<NthDoc> @Baker>Your little Gold friend has given me an idea!
<DrWhoFive> <that's an x-men j/k, sorry>
<Official> <Hit it to the venusian 8-armed short stop>
<JohnRocke> @ ::throws a few warm ups with the Sontaran catcher::
<IrishTCat> <<Let Peri get to first base >> 
<NthDoc> <Too easy...not touching that joke>
<Official> <No, no we need outs so the villains can bat.>
<DrWhoFive> <LOL>
<JohnRocke> <ROTFLMAO>
<brynna> <LOLOL>
<Official> <tie the game and have the Docs win it.>
<brynna> <so..hit it to the shortstop of 8 arms, yeah?>
<IrishTCat> @ ::Romana jumsp down from the stand with her gold dog floating after her:: ::
<JohnRocke> @ ::zings one [past that almost bowls over the catcher::
<DrWhoFive> <I bet Peri never gets to first base>
<Official> <Yup bryn>
<Official> <ok, boys...>
<brynna> <teehee>
<DrWhoFive> <what? what did I say?>
<JohnRocke> @ ::spits and smiles::
<Official> <Now I'll probably see the obligatory jiggling run to 1st eh?>
<NthDoc> <Thanks for taking up the slack for me on that one>
<brynna> <LOL i can't type!>
<DrWhoFive> <just remember, I'm not playing Peri, so it's not my fault>
<Official> <Instigator..
<DrWhoFive> <don't get into the Peri role so deeply, brynna:-)>
<brynna> <uh oh>
<Official> <Just be the ball.>
<DrWhoFive> <you're welcome chris>
<NthDoc> <Okay...let's FOCUS!  =-)>
<Tegan> ::Yells encouragement:: Just close your eyes and swing, Peri! Worked for me!
<Official> <I'm in hysterics now, you know..
<brynna> <me too i'm trying to think what to type that won't get us started again LOL>\
<Official> @ ::crowd chants:: PERI! PERI!
<DrWhoFive> <we like it when we can make you laugh Jen>
<JohnRocke> @ :::cuts the inside and ball bounces off Peri's (censored) loading the bases for a triple play::
<NthDoc> @ ::The camera cuts to a sign being held by an Androgum--"Peri is Tasty!"::
<Official> <Ok, you are all really really BAD!>
<DrWhoFive> <no no, Peri is supposed to pop out to the sh ortstop>
<NthDoc> @Baker>Well, looks like I'll have to give them a grand slam they'll never forget!
<NthDoc> <scratch those lines then>
<Official> <That's ok. we go with it.>
<JohnRocke> @ ::Calls for a conference::
<Official> <Just hit the ball>
<DrWhoFive> <okey dokey>
<brynna> <ok..>
<NthDoc> @ ::The fourth Doctor strides up to the plate to a chorus of male cheers\
<Official> @ Robhowie> Uh oh, this could be the clincher.
<NthDoc> @Baker> Alright, Johnny...show me what you've got.
<Official> @ Robobob> Bases loaded, nobody out and it's the curly-haired Doctor to bat.
<IrishTCat> @ Dalek > ACTIVATE MASTER PLAN>> 
<Official> @ Robohowie> If he just hits a long ball back to the track the Aliens may as well give up now.
<JohnRocke> @ ::spins and picks a dazed Turlough off while he isn't touching second::
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>Ooh, bad news for the Doctors.
<Official> @ Umpm at Second> YOU'RE OUT!
<NthDoc> @Baker>Hey!  Throw it over here!  I'm the one with the bat!
<IrishTCat> @ ::Balloons filled with jelli babys begin to fall down from the sky:: 
<JohnRocke> @ :::spits and grins, as he sizes up the Doctor::
<Official> Robohowie> what's that? Rocker picked the red-faced boy off at second.
<Official> @ Robobob> The crowd's not happy with that at all!
<IrishTCat> @ DALEK > WOULD YOU LIKE A JELLI BABY DOC-TOR?? 
<Tegan> @ Turlough:: Leaves field muttering:: Told 'em I'm no good at this!
<JohnRocke> @ ::gives crowd the one finger salute::
<NthDoc> @Baker>Come on...do your worst!
<Official> @ Robohowie> What's that falling down from the sky? Candy?
<Official> @ ::several jellybabies hit the field and explode::
<NthDoc> @Baker>I'm not entirely sure I should trust you...but for the sake of argument I'll take one.
<Official> @ Robobob> Oh no, they're candy crackers!
<IrishTCat> @ DALEK> THEY ARE TAS-TY DOC_TOR. 
<Official> @ Robohowie> The field's erupting in dirty sweets. There's madness down there. What is the Doctor doing?
<NthDoc> @ ::The Doctor bites down on one::
<Tegan> @ Turlough ::Stumbles from a nasty near miss exlposion, and falls on Tegan::
<Official> @ Robobob> I think he's tasting one, Howie.
<Tegan> @ ::Pushes Turlough aside:: Creep
<Official> @ Robohowie> Don't call me Howie, Bob. 
<NthDoc> @Baker>Oh...this is making me rather queasy...
<JohnRocke> @ ::throws the Doctor a give away but he trips on scarf and Rocker charges and tags him then throws to third ::
<NthDoc> @Baker>Why did I do that?  That was so stupid!
<Official> @ Robohowie> Wow, did you see that? Rocker cleanly took advantage of the situation.
<NthDoc> @Baker>I need to go lie down...K9, could you come here for a moment?
<DrWhoFive> @ Well, I guess we take the field now...
<Official> @ Robohowie> The Doctor's out and his feet never left home plate.
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>They seem to be sorely lacking for outfielders...wait...do you hear a groaning?
<brynna> spectatorxia> :::standing amidst the crowd with tail lashing and others diving to save their snacks:::: hisss! :::literally:::
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<Official> @ Roborob> Finished off by a nice double play to third.
<Official> @ Robobob> I'd say the Aliens got out of that sticky situation.
<JohnRocke> @ ::bows to booing crowd and laughs::
<NthDoc> <how many we need for outfield, and how many we got?>
<Official> @ Robohowie> Now the question is is there enough of a field left for the Avenging Doctors to show the Aliens the same rough treatment?
<JohnRocke> <9>
<JohnRocke> <2 less than cricket :) >
<Official> <3 for outfield, 3 basemen, short, catcher and pitcher>
<NthDoc> <Sylv and Ace?>
<DrWhoFive> <we got 6 right now>
<DrWhoFive> <tht would make 7 and 8 I think>
<Tegan> @:: Runs to outfield:: Picking up heels from third and first on the way::
<DrWhoFive> @ :::goes out to the mound:::
<NthDoc> <Tom's out for awhile...>
<JohnRocke> <6 is defintely right outfield material  :) >
<DrWhoFive> <that makes 7 then>
<Official> <Hi aggedor>
<aggedor> <HI>
<DrWhoFive> @ :::signals for a new ball:::
<NthDoc> <What's Romana doing?>
<JohnRocke> <Romana and K-9?>
<Official> <Are you just dropping in? We're playing an improv Doctors vs. Villains in charity baseball. Doctors are winnin 1 - 0. Villians up to bat.>
<JohnRocke> <love to see K-9 try to feild>
<Official> <Oh yeah, have K9 play catcher.>
<Official> <He's the right height for it.>
<JohnRocke> <lol>
<DrWhoFive> <with turlough we have 8>
<NthDoc> @ :::vrorrp...vrorrp...vrooorp::
<Official> <Plus there's that fetch stuff.>
<NthDoc> <Who's playing Sylv?>
<DrWhoFive> <docs 5, 6, and 7, Tegan, Turlough, Peri, ace, Sarah Jane...Have I missed anyone?>
<Official> @ Robohowie> And the Avenging Doctors take the field with a bit of confusion who's going where.
<NthDoc> <...and k9.  We're all set.>
<IrishTCat> <<Huh?? WHat I was busy doing something else >> 
<NthDoc> @Sylv>Gentlemen!  I'm here!  Sorry I'm late...
<aggedor> <put k9 at first base.
<DrWhoFive> <then who will catch?>
<aggedor> <up to you>
<Official> @ Robobob> Is that a dog taking home plate? 
<DrWhoFive> <I'm pitching,that's all I know:-)>
<IrishTCat> <<Whos pitcher?? >> 
<brynna> <heehee>
<DrWhoFive> <me me me>
<JohnRocke> @ 6> :::sets up beach chair in right field and lays back with sunshade::
<NthDoc> <Let's have a Villian catch...that way they'll get the points.>
<Official> @ Robohowie> Hard to see under all that catcher's gear.
<DrWhoFive> @ :::the 5th Doctor tosses the ball repeatedly into his glove::
<Official> <I gotta plan for villains, if you don't mind. Let me be batters.>
<NthDoc> @Sylv> ::runs up to pitcher:: Where are we at?
<DrWhoFive> <sounds fine to me>
<IrishTCat> @ ::The Master chuckle evilly as he assumes the catcher position:: 
<DrWhoFive> @ We're at the bottom of the 1st inning, we lead 1-0
<NthDoc> @Sylv> *gasp* The Master!
<Official> @ Robohowie> Hmm, that's odd. There seems to be some sort of substitutiom in the catcher's spot.
<JohnRocke> <Thought Sontaran could get home run and refuse to run as he thinks running away is cowardly>
<Tegan> <sorry all, go to go, too late for me...next week!>
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<DrWhoFive> <night mary!>
<IrishTCat> <<Hey I am in disguise as a companion   Adric>> 
<Official> @ ::K9, dejected, rolls up to first base with a glove atached to his nose blaster::
<aggedor> <Didn't think Sontarons could run!>
<NthDoc> @Sylv>Come on, Ace...let's take the field!
<Official> <LOL. That's a good one.>
<IrishTCat> @ Adric/Master > I wont let you down DOctor ..  
<Official> <Ok, but let me do the Venusian.>
<DrWhoFive> @ :::the Doctor looks suspiciously at Adric for a moment:::
<NthDoc> <If Adric/Master gets Zhuffed...can Sylv take the remains back to Gallifrey?>
<Official> @ Robohowie> And first into the batter's box is that 8-armed scaly Venusian short stop.
<JohnRocke> @ 6 :: holds out hand with glove and sips lemonade with the other::
<Official> @ Robobob> Wait a minute! That can't be fair. He can't have a bat for every arm!
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>Well, the umps don't seem to mind.
<Official> @ ::the crowd boos::
<aggedor> <You can only have one bat at a time!>
<DrWhoFive> <they're cheating of course:-)>
<aggedor> <OF COURSE>
<Official> @ Ump> ::turns his thick glass eyes at the pole next to the hissing crowd:: Shut up or I'll toss ya outa here!
<JohnRocke> @Dalek ::pushes plunger arm into official's back:: IS THERE A PROBLEM?
<DrWhoFive> @ :::The Doctor gets ready to throw the first pitch::::
<Official> @ Ump> No problem. Stupid, noisy fans. No one's got any respect for us umpires anymore!
<Official> @ ::Ump gets into his crouch as the batter steps to the plate::
<NthDoc> @Sylv>Come on, then!  Let's go, Doctor!
<Official> @ Robohowie> It seems we're letting it go as is. The Venusian short steps to the plates, bat, I mean bats in hand/s...
<DrWhoFive> @ :::waits for the pitch signal from Adric:::
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>The Doctors had better watch out...they only have a one point lead as it is!
<Official> @ ::crowd cheers:: LET'S GO DOC-TOR, LET'S GO!
<IrishTCat> @ ::Adric makes the slow ball motion :: 
<NthDoc> @ ::The stadium loudspeakers blare:: Doctor Whoooooo--Hey!  Doc-Tor Who...:::
<Official> @ Robohowie> This could be an even closer game with just one swing, I mean swings of a bats.
<JohnRocke> @ ::laughs:: Don't get tangled in the scarf on your wind-up ::hehehe::
<aggedor> @::the villians side cheers EX-TERM-I-NATE
<DrWhoFive> @ :::puzzled, the Doctor shakes his head:::
<Official> <LOL>
<NthDoc> @Baker>Oh...my stomach...
<IrishTCat> @ ::Adric changes it to fast ball :: 
<Official> @ Robobob> The crowd's really going wild.
<DrWhoFive> @ :::The Doctor nods:::
<DrWhoFive> @ :::he makes the windup...:::
<DrWhoFive> @ ::and the pitch....:::
<NthDoc> @Crowd> Who rocks...YOU ROCK!  Who rocks...YOU ROCK!
<DrWhoFive> @ :::the ball sizzles in towards the plate::
<JohnRocke> @ 6> ::starts to snore softly::
<Official> @ Robohowie> And a swing and miss, swing and miss, swing and... ::crack of bat is heard::
<JohnRocke> @ :::smiles ::
<Official> @ Robobob> Wow, did you see that! That's a screamer to right!
<Official> @ Robobob> Wow, did you see that! That's a screamer to right!
<Official> @ Robohowie> Going back, back, back...
<JohnRocke> @ burt Ward ::to Rocker XXIII::: bat, sir?
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss> Look at it go!
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<Official> <who's the outfielder?>
<Official> <Go for a triple at least.>
<JohnRocke> @ ::spits tobacco juice on his red tunic and walks over to bag in dugout::
<DrWhoFive> <the 6th Doctor is in right field>
<Aggedor> <6, but he's asleep>
<NthDoc> @Baker>Come on, wake up!
<Official> @ ::Venusian drops bats and jogs toward 1st smiling like a cheshire::
<JohnRocke> @ 6 ::throws gllove in air catching ball which drops neatly into his lap::
<Official> @ Robohowie> What's the Doctor doing back there?
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<Official> @ Robobob> he's got it! I don't believe it, he's got...
<IrishTCat> @ ::A cat pops in and attacks the venusian:: Dont Imitate me!!  
<Official> @ Robohowie> No he doesn't. The ball's just rolled out of the Doctor's glove.
<Aggedor> <Yaaah Doctor!!!!>
<Aggedor> <Bugger!>
<Official> @ ::Venusian digs in and runs toward 2nd::
<NthDoc> @Baker>Oh, dear...Burt, could you get me some Tums?
<IrishTCat> @ ::The cat disappears:: 
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>If this keeps up, Earth has no hope whatsoever.
<Official> @ Robobob> There's a scramble in the outfield. They better get that ball in before venusian short has an infield homerun.
<JohnRocke> @ Burt > Right away Sir
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>It seems as though most of the outfielders don't know what to do with the ball!
<Official> @ ::Venusian cold-cocks Turlough rounding short stop::
<JohnRocke> <LOL>
<Official> <Somebody throw to 3rd>
<NthDoc> @Baker>Somebody throw to 3rd!
<JohnRocke> @ 6 > ::throws ball to 3rd::
<Official> @ Robohowie> Venusian is digging in for third, but Jovannakar is standing her ground.
<Official> @ Robobob> She's gotta her heels out!
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>Look out, kids...this could get messy.
<DrWhoFive> @ You can do it Tegan!
<Official> @ Robohowie> And here comes the ball!
<JohnRocke> <Who's on first? No, Who is pitching :) >
<DrWhoFive> <that's right:-)>
<NthDoc> <It's about time someone picked that one up!>
<IrishTCat> <<Night everyone Off to bed I am >> >> 
<DrWhoFive> <night Rob!>
<Aggedor> ::Crowd cheers "GO TEAGAN!!::
<NthDoc> <g'night>
<JohnRocke> <Nite Rob>
<Aggedor> bye
<Official> @ ::Venusian reaches out for tegan but she stabs him in the toe, catches the ball and tags him::
<DrWhoFive> <lol good good>
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>Nice play by Tegan!
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<Official> @ Robohowie> And he's out! What a play! What a play!
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<DrWhoFive> <they'll cheat now>
<JohnRocke> <ouch, where did she get those high heels? SWF? >
<NthDoc> @Vendor>Hot Dogs!  Large foam plungers!
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<Official> <Australian Air issue, I expect. Gotta have something to deal with intercontinental passengers.>
<Official> <Yeah Brynna! You're back!>
<DrWhoFive> <and what do they do to handle incontinent passengers?>
<NthDoc> <hi, there>
<DrWhoFive> <wb Brynna>
<Official> <Ok, ready for cheating Jeffrey Maer style?>
<JohnRocke> <<arrgghh,>
<DrWhoFive> <ready>
<brynna> <ty>
<DrWhoFive> @ :::the Doctor waits for the next batter to come up to the plate:::
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>Splendid play by the Doctors team.
<Official> @ Robohowie> Batting next is that ace lefthander Sphynx Sontaran Battleleader.
<NthDoc> @Sylv>::thick, scottish accent::No batter, no batter, no batter!
<JohnRocke> <Incontental Air, 12 seats, 30 bathrooms>
<DrWhoFive> @ :::the Doctor waits for the signal from Adric:::
<Official> @ :in left field a Dalek pushes thru crowd shoving excited boys with baseball gloves out of the way::
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>There seems to be some commotion in left field.
<Official> @ Robohowie> Sphynx doesn't look happy. 
<JohnRocke> @ 6> ::looks across field::
<DrWhoFive> @ Come on, port-neck, we don't have all day!
<Official> @ Robobob> That's an odd batting stance. He's standing straight up. what's the matter, won't he even bend for the ball?
<DrWhoFive> @ :::the 5th Doctor tries to get into the spirit of heckling:::
<JohnRocke> @ ::takes a sonic bat out of bag hidden in dugout and walks out::
<Official> @ Robohowie> He's batting .565, with that average he can bat any way he wants.
<DrWhoFive> @ ::::The Doctor makes his windup:::
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>There's the windup...
<DrWhoFive> @ ::::and he pitches a slider:::
<JohnRocke> @ ::touches bat to shoe and all the dirt clogs shake out::
<Official> @ ::Sphynx just watches pitch and glares at Doctor::
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>Hey!  That bat is doctored!
<Official> @ Robohowie> Oooh, I don't think he liked that pitch.
<Official> @ Ump> BALL 1!
<JohnRocke> <no that was at the top of the inning, hehe>
<DrWhoFive> @ ::Adric throws the ball back to the doctor::
<Official> @ Robobob> Low and just a touch inside.
<Official> @ Robobob> Is it my imagination or is that strike zone shrinking?
<DrWhoFive> @ :::The Doctor waits for the signal::
<Official> @ Robohowie> Shrinking, morphing and dancing. That ump really should get his spec diagnosed.
<Official> @ ::Sphynx steps into box, bat on his shoulder::
<DrWhoFive> <what's it called when the ball comes in and then drops down suddenly?>
<Official> <Sinker>
<DrWhoFive> @ :::The Doctor throws a sinker this time:::
<Official> <Or a breaking ball>
<Official> <breaking ball changes speed>
<Official> @ ::ball crosses just over Sphynx's metal boot tops::
<Official> @ Ump> STRIKE ONE!
<NthDoc> @Vendor>Jokes!  Guaranteed to break the ice at parties!
<DrWhoFive> @ :::Adric throws the ball back to the Doctor once more:::
<Official> @ Robobob> You have got to be kidding me! That was a ball.
<DrWhoFive> @ :::The Doctor makes his windup::::
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>I'm getting rather frustrated with this officiating.
<Official> @ Robohowie> Sphynx looks like he could grind glass with his teeth. Do Sontarans have teeth?
<DrWhoFive> @ ::he throws another sizzling fast ball:::
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>No...just huge tounges.
<DrWhoFive> <you can hit that one if you want>
<Official> @ Robobob> If they do they'd be gnsahing them now. Ross, you're right.
<JohnRocke> < Well (censored)>
<Official> @ ::Sphynx grinds in for the pitch and hits it dead on the nose::
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>Never invite one to a party when there is ice cream and popsicles about.
<Official> @ Robohowie>A hit, a hit!
<NthDoc> @Roboross>A very palpable hit!
<DrWhoFive> <lol>
<Official> @ Robobob> it's going deep to left, back, back, to the warning track...
<Official> <Who's in Left?>
<Official> @ ::dalek pushes forward to front of left field stands waiting for the ball::
<NthDoc> <6 or Ace I think>
<DrWhoFive> <I dinna know, captain>
<DrWhoFive> <6 is right field>
<Official> <Make it Ace>
<Official> @ Robohowie> Another of the Doctor's plucky girls is going for it. Ace is going back, back...
<Official> @ Robobob> She's under it. Just waiting for it, reaching up, up and--
<Official> @ ::dalek blasts ground beneath Ace's feet and reaches out to magnetically snatch the ball into the stands::
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>Oh, harsh!
<Official> @ Robohowie> Oh no, she tripped. She's lost the ball!
<brynna> spectatorxia> :::yowls and covers her eyes::: hissss!
<Official> @ Robobob> No, it's in the stands. I don't believe it. 
<NthDoc> @Crowd>BOOOOOO!
<Official> @ Ump> Homerun!
<NthDoc> @Worf>That's it...I'm going home.  Come on, Troi.
<Official> @ Robohowie> We'll have to see the replay on that one. Ace doesn't look one bit happy.
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>She looks like she's gonna explode!
<Official> @ Robobob> No she doesn't Howie. what's that she's reaching for, a bat? She's pointing into the stands.
<DrWhoFive> @ :::The Doctor quickly strikes the next two batters out to end the inning:::
<Official> @ ::vid camera closes in on the retreating dalek::
<brynna> spectatorxia> :::shouting over the crowd::: why you....wait'll i get my claws on you-you oversized stadium garbage can!
<Official> @ Robohowie> Well, that inning was far from expected.
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>Look at that crowd swarm!  Go get 'em, Ace!
<NthDoc> @Baker>Time out!  I need to talk to my team!
<Official> @ We're going into the bottom of the ninth. It's Doctor's 1 - Aliens 1.
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>9th?  Did I miss something?!
<JohnRocke> @ ::: Awaken by a dalek taking field , folds chair and walks to dugout::
<Official> @ Robohowie> The Doctor's going to have to settle his team down to win this.
<DrWhoFive> <fast forwarding to the ninth>
<Official> @ Robobob> True. I don't think the Doctors can pull this out in extra innings. They don't have the stamina of the cybermen and daleks.
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>Hey!  Look at the scoreboard!  The aliens are cheating!
<DrWhoFive> <if we want the Doctor's team to win, s houldn't it be the top of the ninth?>
<DrWhoFive> <aha>
<JohnRocke> @ Black Guardian> ::puts away time folding device and laughs::
<Official> <Technically, yes.>
<NthDoc> @Baker>Alright, team...listen up.  I've got an idea...we're putting K9 up to bat first.
<Official> @ K9> Yes master. bat what, master?
<NthDoc> @Baker> ::screws a bat onto K9's nose blaster:: All you need to do is go to the plate, and when I tell you go to first base, okay?
<Official> @ K9> Affirmative, master.
<NthDoc> @Baker>The rest of you need to dig up whatever stamina you have left in you and make ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN that we create a lead the other team can't catch up to!
<Official> @ Robohowie> The Doctors may not have the edge on stamina but I've never seen such team spirit.
<DrWhoFive> @ ::::nods in agreement::
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>What's this...K9 is taking the plate...I've seen this ploy before!
<Official> @ Robobob> Not since the Yankees graced the fields of baseball...
<Official> @ Robohowie> Enough with the damn Yankees, Bob.`They're dead, remember?
<DrWhoFive> @::someone throws a soda at robobob:::
<NthDoc> @Baker>5, you go after K9, then 6, then Me.
<JohnRocke> @:::spits:: Dam straight
<brynna> spectatorxia>:::watches flying soda...:::
<Official> @ Robohowie> The umps are getting restless. The Doctors better get this game rolling again.
<DrWhoFive> @ Got it
<NthDoc> @ ::K9 rolls up to the plate and says:: Awaiting orders, Master.
<Official> @ Robobob> I don't know how the umps could tell the difference.
<NthDoc> @Baker>Alright...on three...1...2...3...
<NthDoc> @ ::Doctors::BREAK!!!
<Official> @Robohowie> Ok, the game's on again as K9, that pluggy metal dog takes the plate.
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>Rocker takes the mound.  Let's see what develops.
<JohnRocke> @ ::presses button on ball and throws a 300mph fastball::
<Official> @ :::crowd chants:: K-9 K-9! 
<NthDoc> <hello?>
<DrWhoFive> <yes chris?>
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>That one's high and outside!
<NthDoc> <just checking the pulse>
<Official> @ K9> Incoming velocity 527 meters per second, Master.
<Official> <Actually kilometers>
<NthDoc> @Baker>Good.  Very, very good.
<JohnRocke> @ ::thinks I'll bean that sodding *&%^^*:::
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>Rocker winds up again...
<Official> @ ::crowd chants:: Good eye, good eye!
<Official> @ Robohowie> And the pitch is...
<Aggedor> <C'mon K-9!! Smack the ball!!>
<NthDoc> @Ump>BALL!
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>Don't you see?  K9 has virtually no strike zone...it's a guaranteed base!
<JohnRocke> @ ::colaapses with Janus thorn in back,  A girl in a leather mini whistles as she steps back into timeportal::
<Official> @ K9> Incoming velocity 501 kilometers per second. Ball strength decreasing, Master.
<NthDoc> @Baker>Good work, Leela!
<Official> @ ::ball slips from Rocker's hand to skin over the plate for ball three::
<Official> <skin=skim>
<NthDoc> @ ::A Dalek takes the mound.  The crowd "Oooohs.:
<DrWhoFive> <oooh>
<Aggedor> <OOOH>
<Official> @ Robohowie> Dalek Inferior's taken the mound. He's got an ERA of 0.001.
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>The Dalek seems to have some sort of attachment on there...
<Official> @ Robobob> Well, sure he does. That's because he keeps exterminating the batters.
<JohnRocke> <sorry, couldn't resist the impulse :)>
<NthDoc> @ ::A ball is sucked from the ground into the Dalek, and comes out of a small cannon on the front::
<Official> @ Robohowie> Oooh, that's a killer!
<NthDoc> @Ump>Ball 4!  Take your base!
<Aggedor> <YOU CAN DO IT K-9!>
<NthDoc> @Baker>Go!  Go to first!
<Official> @ ::ball whizzes between K9's radar ears, bending one and giving him an easy walk::
<Official> @ K9> Affirmative master. ::detaches bat from nose and glides off to first::
<Aggedor> ;;VILLIANS SIDE ONCE AGAIN CHANTS "EX-TERM-I-NATE"::
<Official> @ Robohowie> And now up to bat is...
<JohnRocke> @ Bender :: in stands cheers, then says to Fry:: Now there's a batter
<NthDoc> <lol!>
<DrWhoFive> @ :::to Doctor 4:: Any special instructions, Coach? :::smiles:::
<Aggedor> ::EX-TERM-I-NATE::
<Official> <Hey aggedor, you be part of the crowd, k?>
<NthDoc> @Baker>Go out there and force K9 to second...we need a grand slam!
<Aggedor> <DONE>
<DrWhoFive> @ Got it
<Official> @ Robobob> It's that blond-haired cricked player, Doctor Five.
<DrWhoFive> @:::The Doctor walks out to the plate with the bat he has selected::::
<Official> @ Robohowie> What does a cricket player know about baseball?
<NthDoc> @Baker>Just swing the bat like it's a cricket bat.
<DrWhoFive> <Chris, you describe what you want the Doctor to do, okay?>
<NthDoc> <it IS a cricket bat, isn't it?>
<Official> @ ::commentators all shrug::
<Official> <I think he just did.>
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>The Doctor is out there with a Cricket bat!
<Aggedor> ::The villians Start Chanting "cheater"
<Official> @ Robobob> A cricket bat? That can't be legal.
<Official> @ Robohowie> The umps don't seem to be minding it.
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>...we went beyond illegal a LONG time ago!
<DrWhoFive> @ :::The Doctor takes his stance, tapping the bat on the mound,then getting into position:::
<Aggedor> :: CHEATER::
<Official> @ Ump> ::turns to crowd and shouts:: Ah, shut up!
<Aggedor> ::Silence::
<NthDoc> @ ::The Dalek sucks another ball into its chamber and fires at the Fifth Doctor::
<DrWhoFive> @ :::The Doctor makes his swing at the ball:::
<Official> @ Robohowie> The Dalek Inferior is spinning into his wind up...
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>The pitch...
<Official> @ Robobob> Whoah, that pitch has something extra on it.
<JohnRocke> @ Benny Hill > It may not be legal, but you can't say it isn't cricket
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>DEAD ON!  That one's WAY BACK!
<Aggedor> ::Villians Shout a long "BOOOOO"::
<DrWhoFive> @ :::The Doctor runs out to first base::::
<DrWhoFive> @ ::K9 trundles off to second:::
<Official> @ ::a screamimg muntant kaled slime emerges from ball as it skyrockets to right::
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>K9 goes to second, and the Fifth Doctor reaches first.  Looks like the Sontaran right fielder has the ball...and K9 reaches the base just in the nick of time!
<Official> @ Robohowie> Cyberman's racing in from center, will he give way to Sontaran in right?
<Official> @ ::outfielders collide in outfield and ball drops to the ground between them::
<Aggedor> :: The Good Guy's Cheer Loudly::
<Official> @ Robohowie> Ooh, Sontaran right is not happy about that play at all.
<Aggedor> ::The Villians "OOOH"|::
<Official> @ Robobob> That makes 2 on and nobody out. Game tied at 1 in the ninth.
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>We've players on second and third, and a nasty fight brewing in Right field...OOH...that's gotta hurt!
<JohnRocke> @ Sontaran :: Rips off cyberman's arm and beats him with it::
<Official> <LOL>
<NthDoc> <very nice!>
<Official> @ Robohowie> ::winces:: where are the umps?
<NthDoc> @ ::Cyberman goes down, but not before plugging Sontaran in the head with laser bolt::
<Official> @ Robohowie> Somebody's gotta stop that.
<Aggedor> <Staying right out of it. They might get hurt.>
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>Looks like we've lost two outfielders!  The Doctors have the advantage.  Here comes the Sixth Doctor.
<Official> @ Robobob> Eeew, yuck. Is that cybermen blood and guts? Oh no, what's the Cyberman reachning for. Not the helmet.
<Aggedor> ::Boos and Hisses come from the Villians side::
<JohnRocke> @ 6> ::takes a golf stance::
<Official> @ ::cyberman rips of sontaran's helmet and the crowd eewws at the sight of the sontaran face::
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>The Venusian shortstop tries to break it up...and...oh, my...get the cameras off this!
<Aggedor> ::EEWWW::
<Official> @ ::helmet gets tossed and hits the outfield umpire who finally takes notice::
<Official> @ Ump> ::stampedes over:: That's it! I told you, no shenanigans, You're outa here!
<Aggedor> ::A blood covered arm gets thrown into the crowd::
<JohnRocke> @6 :::shakes head::: ohhhh, the BBC will never broadcast that!
<NthDoc> @ Adric>I got it!  I got it!
<Aggedor> ::EEWW::
<Official> @ Robohowie> Oh, the cyberman and sontaran just got ejected from the game. I hope the villains have replacements.
<Official> @ Robobob> Replacement arms?
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>If they do, they're certainly slow sending them in!  Meanwhile, the pitcher is winding up...
<Aggedor> ::Villians chant for DAVROS::
<Official> @ Robohowie> No, players. Nevermind Bob.
<Aggedor> :: DAVROS, DAVROS::
<NthDoc> <Isn't Davros dead?>
<JohnRocke> @ Davros :: Assembles one replacement from parts of the Sontaran and cyberman::
<Aggedor> <Probably>
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<JohnRocke> <oops>
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>And there's the pitch...
<DrWhoFive> <yes he is but that's okay>
<Aggedor> <Doesn't matter now, Does it?>
<Official> @ ::oozing onto the field is Davros and his protege - a Sontarman.::
<NthDoc> <Harvey Sontarman?  From Jersey?>
<Official> <We work it all in. Just have fun.>
<Aggedor> <What about the left overs! Won't they make a cyberon>
<Aggedor> ::Go Team!!!! BOOO Villians::
<JohnRocke> @ Second vendor :: Scoops up leftover and runs back to kitchen::
<Official> @ ::taking center is the helmetted and somewhat shorter cyberon::
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>The Sixth Doctor catches it...it's a lazy pop fly...
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<DrWhoFive> <wb again>
<Official> <aggedor, team names are Avenging Doctors vs. Attacking Aliens>
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<Official> <rehi Bryn>
<brynna> <sorry!>
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>That one's going straight to the pitcher...AND IT BONKS OFF!  K9 is headed for home!
<DrWhoFive> @:::the Doctor heads towards third base:::
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>The Dalek sucks up the ball...they'd better head back before K9 is out!
<Official> @ Robohowie> The ball's bounced off the dalek pitcher and is rolling past second, into center...
<JohnRocke> @ Sontaran/cyberman :::starts fighting with himself over which arm should grab the ball::
<NthDoc> <scratch it>
<Official> <LOL>
<NthDoc> <my line>
<NthDoc> <that's good!>
<Official> @ Robobob> Oh no, center's fighting with himself.
<Aggedor> ::Fight, Fight, Fight::
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>K9 is well on his way home!
<Official> @ Robohowie> The pitcher doesn't look happy at that at all. There he goes.
<JohnRocke> @ Sontaran/cyberman :: Tears himself apart and Davros rolls his mechanical eye::
<Official> @ ::dalek pitcker rolls over second and to center, fires blaster at arm reaching for ball and sucks it up himself::
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>The pitcher fires a ball towards home...K9 starts heading back to his base...
<Official> @ Robohowie> And K9's safe at third.
<DrWhoFive> @::the Doctor makes it back to second::
<Aggedor> ::"Doctors, Doctors" Cheers The Doctor's side::
<DrWhoFive> @ :::the 6th Doctor is safe at first:::
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>SAFE!  Bases loaded, no outs, Fourth Doctor takes the plate!
<Official> @ Robobob> wow, what a play. Bases loaded, nobody out, ninth inning. game tied at 1.
<Official> @ Robobob> If the Doctors can bring just one run in, they'll have the game and save Earth.
<Aggedor> :EX-TERM-I-NATE::
<NthDoc> @Baker>The Fourth Doctor calmly takes the plate, scarf and all.
<JohnRocke> @ 6> :: Takes sandwich from pocket and starts eating::
<Official> @ Robohowie> Let's just hope we don't have a repeat of the 4th Doctor's last at bat.
<Official> @ ::commentators roll eyes::
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>Let's hope not...there's the pitch...
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>HE DIDN'T EVEN SWING!  That's a STRIKE!
<Official> @ ::crowd chants:: save the earth, save the earth!
<Aggedor> :"EX-TERM-I-NATE" "Sontarons Lead, Never Loose!" Cry the Aliens Crowd::
<NthDoc> @Baker>It wasn't my style.
<Official> @ Ump> STRIKE ONE!
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>I hope the Doctor knows what he's doing!
<Official> @ :;crowd groans and boos::
<Official> @ Robohowie> So do I, Ross. So do I.
<Aggedor> ::BOOO::
<Official> @ Robobob> Just nobody say jellybabies.
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>There's another pitch...HE DIDN'T SWING!  TWO STRIKES FOR THE DOCTOR!
<Official> @ Ump> STRIIIIIKKKE TWOOO!
<NthDoc> @Baker>That one was too slow.  I won't even dignify it by hitting it.
<Official> @ Robohowie> Oh, this is looking bad.
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>This crowd has turned on the Fourth Doctor!  He's in real trouble out there!
<Aggedor> ::The aliens start to softly chant "JELLYBABIES"::
<NthDoc> @ ::The Fourth Doctor, undaunted, points his bat towards the sky.
<DrWhoFive> @ :::says to himself:: He'll do it.
<Official> @ Robobob> And the Alien fans are heckling. I hope the Doctor knows what he's playing at.
<Aggedor> :: A Lone voice from the crowd cries "C'mon Doctor!!"
<NthDoc> @Baker>You know, pitcher...if we win this game, you'll have to destroy us all.
<Official> @ ::the colliseum is bursting with sound, fans are all on their feet::
<NthDoc> @Dalek Inferior>YOU ARE THE DOCTOR...YOU WILL BE EX-TER-MI-NA-TED!
<Aggedor> EX-
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>There's the pitch...and...
<Official> @ Robohowie> And now the threats come? This could turn nasty.
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>IT'S A BUNT!  THE DOCTOR HAS BUNTED!!!
<JohnRocke> @ 6> :::Drops sandwich wrapper over first base dalek's eyepod and runs to second::
<Official> @ Robohowie> I hope you've got your medical insurance up to date Bob.
<Aggedor> ::EX-TERM-I-NATE::
<Official> @ Robohowie> The ball's lost in the infield grass.
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>The Fourth Doctor bolts towards first!  Dalek Inferior is firing...OOH!  HE CAUGHT THE FIRST BASE DALEK!
<Aggedor> ::The crowd cheer as the Doctor's Get round the 
<DrWhoFive> @:::The 5th Doctor pulls his cap down hard over the Cyberman second baseman's eyes, blocking his sight::
<Official> @ Robobob> There are so many divets out there, I don't know how they find it.
<JohnRocke> @ First base Dalek  :::twirls in fenzy ::: AArrrgghhhh
<DrWhoFive> @ :::he then runs for third:::
<Official> @ Robohowie> It's right there. 5 yards from 3rd.
<Aggedor> ::YEEAAAHHH DOCTOR::
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>K9 makes it home!  The Avenging Doctors are ahead!  Dalek Inferior keeps firing...THERE GOES THE LEFT FIELDER!
<Official> @ Robobob> I see it. Venusian short's got it too. He's reaching for the ball, around come the Doctors.
<JohnRocke> @ 6> Pushes second baseman back and tags second rounding for third::
<DrWhoFive> @ :::The 5th Doctor rounds 3rd base,  heading for home:::
<Official> @ Robohowie> This is gonna be close.
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>Dalek Inferior is obliterating his entire team!
<Official> @ Robobob> Venusian short's got the ball, he's somersaulting home.
<Aggedor> ::"C'mon Doctor" Shouts the same voice again.::
<DrWhoFive> @ ::the 5th Doctor makes it safe to home:::
<Aggedor> ::"C'mon Doctor" Shouts the same voice again.::
<Official> @ Robohowie> If he can beat the Doctors it's all over.
<JohnRocke> @ 6 ::: hits and rolls to avoid dalek ray gun and hits thrid::
<Official> @ ::Venusian short reaches home in a cloud of dust::
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>What's this?  Burt Ward is on the field!  He's standing in the way of the Shortstop!
<Official> @ Robobob> I can't see! I can't see!
<Official> @ Robohowie> There's a collision down there. Nasty it sounds.
<JohnRocke> @ Adam West> ::: yells from stands::: That's it Boy Wonder! Take one for the team!
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>The dust is clearing...what's the call?
<Official> @ ::field is covered is dirt, dust and dalek fire power::
<Official> @ ::all that can be heard are grunts, groans and loud cracks::
<NthDoc> @Ump>...SAFE!
<DrWhoFive> @ Hurray!!!!
<Official> @ ::Venusian short lays just a milimete shy of home plate, ball in his one free hand while his other 7 are tied in knots::
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>The Doctors are up 4-1!!!  This game has turned around!  Wait...I'm just getting a message here...
<Official> @ ::venusian short collapses and the ball rolls away::
<JohnRocke> @ 6>  ::Grins like the Cheshire cat::
<DrWhoFive> <the attacking aliens forfeit>
<Official> @ Robohowie> What a game! What a game!
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>The Attacking Aliens have lost too many players...THEY FORFEIT THE GAME!!!
<DrWhoFive> <hee hee>
<Official> <lol>
<JohnRocke> @ 6 :: runs in and tags home plate:::
<NthDoc> @Baker> :::Strolls casually towards home...accepting the crowd's praise.
<Official> @ Robohowie> And the Avenging Doctors win in a stunning victory. The triumph, the agony, what a wonderful sport.
<DrWhoFive> @ :::the Avenging Doctors team applauds::::
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>What a play by the Doctor...using the Aliens Uneasy alliance and megalomaniacal tendencies to the team's advantage!
<Official> @ Robobob> That's right Howie. The Doctors pulled it off. The Earth is free and the Venusian Pain Squad got some pain of their own.
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>I need a cigarette.
<Official> @ ::camera shows Venusian short being carted off field on a stretcher, still entangled::
<DrWhoFive> @ :::The teams congratulates each other::::
<Official> @ Robobob> The fans will sleep well tonight, that's for sure.
<DrWhoFive> @ Nicely done, indeed.
<NthDoc> @Baker>Lovely work, ladies and gentlemen.  I'm proud of all of you.
<Official> @ Robohowie> What a great game! Absolutely fantastic.
<NthDoc> @Baker>Until we meet agian?
<JohnRocke> @ Holmes :::leaving stand says to friend ::Remember. Don't take the first cab nor the second, the third should be safe
<DrWhoFive> @ Until then!
<Aggedor> "Yaah!! Yaahh"
<JohnRocke> @ Black Guardian :::snarls::
<NthDoc> @Sylv>Jolly good show.
<DrWhoFive> @ ::The 5th Doctor, with Turlough and Tegan in tow, enters his TARDIS::
<Official> @ Robobob>I agree, but still... Now the Yankees-Braves series of '99...
<brynna> spectatorxia> woo hoo!
<DrWhoFive> @:::the 5th Doctor's TARDIS disappears with its characteristic wheeze and groan::
<Official> @ Robohowie> Shut up about the damn Yankees Bob!
<DrWhoFive> <pause the 5th Doctor, Turlough and Tegan>
<Official> @ Robobob> But they were a really great team. Now if they played the Doctors...
<JohnRocke> @ Zombie Rocker  Stop with the dam Yankees already ::starngles roboannouncer::
<NthDoc> @ :::The Fourth Doctor embraces Romana, then heads to his own TARDIS with Sarah::
<NthDoc> <Pause doc4 and Sarah Jane>
<JohnRocke> <pause all>
<NthDoc> @Sylv>Where's Ace?  Oh, dear.
*** JohnRocke is now known as Cody
<Official> @ ::Robohowie goes nuts and begins stranging his colleague::
<DrWhoFive> <beating the hell out of a dalek, perhaps?>
<Official> <pause robohowie and robobob>
<Official> <True. She did have that baseball hat.>
<Cody> <planting some nitro 9>
<NthDoc> @RoboRoss>For my colleagues, sleep tight everyone!
<NthDoc> <pause Ross>
<Aggedor> <with a baseball bat>
<Official> <yeah, that..
<NthDoc> <Pause Sylv>
<DrWhoFive> @ :::the 6th Doctor and Peri trundle off to his TARDIS, which dematerializes:::
<DrWhoFive> <pause 6th Doc and Peri>
<NthDoc> @::Another TARDIS materializes on the Field::
<NthDoc> @McGann>Am I late?  What happened?
<Official> @ ::the crowd surges onto the field taking momentos and chanting the Doctor's name::
<DrWhoFive> <lol>
<Cody> ROTFLMAO@nth
<Official> <rotfl>
<brynna> <heehee>
<Official> <pause all mine>
<NthDoc> <Pause Sim?  And thank you!  =-)>
<DrWhoFive> <<<PAUSE SIM>>>
<DrWhoFive> <<<CUT AND PRINT>>>
<DrWhoFive> Hurray!!! Bravo!!!
<Official> Bravo!
<Official> Bravissimo!
<NthDoc> Phew!  A late one!  Bravo!!!
*** DrWhoFive is now known as AlxKeegan
<Official> Whew, that was so much fun.
Session Close: Wed Jun 28 23:32:02 2000