Session Start: Thu Oct 11 21:19:06 2001
*** Now talking in #whosim
*** Topic is 'NADW Sim: Adventures on Planet Bing Pt 1'
*** Set by Jacie on Thu Oct 11 20:39:46
<IrishTCat> Glad to hear that your lease is approved 
<AlxKeegan> Hi Jen!
<AlxKeegan> thanks Rob
<AlxKeegan> We signed the new lease today, Jen!
<Jacie> Hey Davi, good news.
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<AlxKeegan> My sister is watching the Mummy again, to get ready for watching The Mummy Returns this weekend
<Jacie> So all went well?
<AlxKeegan> it was touch and go at the last minute, but all came out well
<Jacie> Didn't you see that already?
<IrishTCat> Which version of the Mummy ? 
<AlxKeegan> not the Mummy returns, nope
<AlxKeegan> the bestest one, with Brendon frasier, et al
<Jacie> Wow, finally a movie I've seen that you haven't.
<IrishTCat> The special DVD version ? 
<AlxKeegan> when they get to the part when they're trying to find out who the mummy is...
<IrishTCat> With all the extras 
<AlxKeegan> yep, special DVD version
<IrishTCat> I've got that. 
<IrishTCat> Mummy Returns too 
<AlxKeegan> and they say "He who cannot be named", I said, "Hey, it's Glory's uncle!"
<Jacie> I like the scene where Brendan Frasier is trying to convince the girl to leave town and she keeps unpacking what he's packing.
<AlxKeegan> yep, that's very good
<Jacie> LOL on Glory.
<Jacie> Or the part where she argues and he just picks her up and dumps her in the bedroom to keep her out of harm's way.
<AlxKeegan> this weekend we should get caught up on our Angel and Buffy viewing
<IrishTCat> Yay !  
<AlxKeegan> ah yes, good one too
<IrishTCat> Mick Foley is back as commisioner again !!! 
<Jacie> I have to resetup my network. Power outage screwed up my vcr and my wireless net.
<AlxKeegan> oh no!
<AlxKeegan> I had to reprogram all the taping this afternoon cause during the night someone turned off the power bar
<Jacie> Just means I have to go back to the manuals. Something isn't set right in the router. Hope I can figure it out without Api.
<AlxKeegan> 6 programs I had to set up again, I have them memorized though
<AlxKeegan> hope you can too
<Jacie> Yeah, and I missed this afternoon's FX rerun of Buffy.
<AlxKeegan> episode one of season two, when she was bad
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<AlxKeegan> don't worry, we're taping it
<Jacie> Was gonna tape it, but I fell asleep.
<AlxKeegan> Hi Cody!
<Jacie> Hey Cody!
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<IrishTCat> Hi Cody 
<TheBrig> Hi David Jen
<IrishTCat> Smallville starts next tuesday 
<Jacie> I've seen it. Just wanted to see it again. Oh, btw, I've now scene all of season 1.
<TheBrig> hmm wonder why I wasn't auto oped
<AlxKeegan> hurray, good job!
<AlxKeegan> got to catch smallville next week, I'll to reprogram tuesday's taping I guess
<IrishTCat> I was reading some dumb laws 
<Jacie> Laws about what?
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<Jacie> Heather?
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<AlxKeegan> has anyone besides me read the Holmes & Russell mysteries?
<AlxKeegan> Hi Heather!
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<IrishTCat> In Chico, Ca detonating a nuclear device in the city limits will result in a $500 fine 
<AlxKeegan> Hi Alisha!
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<Jacie> And Alisha! Hi guys!
<AlishaShatogi> *thunk*
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<AlishaShatogi> hi!
<AlishaShatogi> ty
<DocEight> hey guys.
<IrishTCat> Beekeepers Apprentice 
<AlishaShatogi> Am I late?
<IrishTCat> Hi Alisha
<AlxKeegan> did you read the rest of them?
<IrishTCat> Hi Heather 
<IrishTCat> I've read all those that have come out 
<Jacie> What? A whopping $500? Gee, I could set off a few nukes then.
<AlishaShatogi> lol
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<AlxKeegan> good, then you can help me get the feel right for the next script
<Jacie> Did you guys see the Prez press conference.
<IrishTCat> Ah the Hurricane is on 
<AlxKeegan> that assumes that Brynna won't make it, I know she'll try but school interferes a lot
<AlxKeegan> nope, how was it?
<Jacie> Good. Yet scary. He said if you see someone you don't know getting into your crop duster call the police.
<AlxKeegan> that makes sense to me
<AlxKeegan> CASTING CALL, anyone?
<AlxKeegan> <============Eos
<AlishaShatogi> hmm...
<Jacie> Supposed to be a threat for some activity this weekend. I hope and pray they catch the bastards this time.
<Jacie> Sorry just on my mind. I hope Tuna's alright in Europe.
<IrishTCat> <<Whoever no one else wants to play >> 
<Jacie> <==== Doctor, as a fill in for Tuna
<AlxKeegan> hope so too
<AlishaShatogi> hmmm...
<AlishaShatogi> hmmm...
* AlishaShatogi hmms repeadedly
<AlxKeegan> is you playing tonight, Heather? or just blessing us with your munificent presence?:-)
<Jacie> Oh please play. We got lots a roles this time.
<DocEight> well, I have an optometrists appointment soon, so ::Shrugs:: I may play tonight.
<AlxKeegan> Please do!
<AlxKeegan> what's your appointment for?
<DocEight> Just to see if my glasses are working.
<AlxKeegan> okey dokey
<IrishTCat> Hmmmm You dont know if your glasses are working ? 
<Jacie> Lady Monica, Emperor Bing (btw funny Freinds reference Rob), Grand Vizier Zom (bad guy methinks), Hawkmen Joey & & Delance
<Jacie> are all available.
<Jacie> So who wants what?
* AlishaShatogi snickers a bit at Zom
<Jacie> Here's a tip, Heather, if you bump into walls, they probably aren't working.
<AlishaShatogi> hehe
<DocEight> lol
<AlishaShatogi> ack!
<AlishaShatogi> I just sprayed chocolate ice cream all over the comp and myself, excuse me.
<AlxKeegan> eeek!
* AlishaShatogi returns with a handfull of rags and mutters about clutziness.
<IrishTCat> <<Cool movies  I want to see   The One >> 
<AlishaShatogi> hehe, nice screen decoration.
<Jacie> Mmmm, too bad computers don't have mouths.
<AlxKeegan> okey dokey, who wants what on the other roles?
<IrishTCat> <<Everyone else pick rolls so I can take wahtever is left >> 
<AlishaShatogi> too bad Kali is sound asleep on sis's bed, more like
<Jacie> Speak up now or be chosen.
<Jacie> Chosen from my hat of names.
* AlishaShatogi poofs
<TheBrig> Zom?
<DocEight> hmm....Well, I shall perhaps take Zom if no one has any objections
<TheBrig> lolllll
<Jacie> 2 votes for Zom.
<Jacie> Ok, anyone for the Empress and her boytoy?
<DocEight> Go ahead Cody. You take him.
<TheBrig> then Joey
* TheBrig tries to channel Brian Blessed
<Jacie> Ok then Rob, that leaves the emperors and Delance for you.
<IrishTCat> Whos playing Monica ? 
<TheBrig> Courtney Cox?
<Jacie> LOL
<IrishTCat> And don't say Courtney Cox Arquette 
<AlxKeegan> hey, where's Tom Selleck's character?
<Jacie> That would be Delance.
<IrishTCat> Hes Delance 
<TheBrig> DElance
<AlxKeegan> he is? ahhhh
<TheBrig> lol
<IrishTCat> Brian Blessed is Hawkman Joey 
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<Jacie> Didn't you get the "Chandler watching Monica watch the handsome forestman"?
<IrishTCat> Who played  Ming in the movie ? 
<AlxKeegan> sorry, know zip about Friends and I intend to stay that way:-)
<HawkmanJoey> Max Van Syndow
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<AlxKeegan> I'm going to roll the credits, then will brb
<AlxKeegan> <<<The New Adventures of Dr. Who Simulation>>>
<AlxKeegan> <<Adventures on Planet Bing, Part One>>
<AlxKeegan> <<<by Rob L. Stubbs>>>
<Jacie> <Break a leg!>
<Jacie> @ = a quaint medieval village
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<AlxKeegan> <I'm back!>
*** AlxKeegan is now known as DWEos
<DocJacie> @ ::in a myriad of colors the light changes from bright emerald green to blue and yellow and finally settling to shades of gray and brown as the new scene materializes before the Doctor's eyes::
<VizierZom> <<brb>>
<IrishTCat> # = Castle Throne room
<DocJacie> @ I say, that is an interesting way to travel.
<IrishTCat> % = Rebel Base
<DocJacie> @ ::pockets his travel ring:: Better keep this in a safe place.
<DWEos> @ :::Eos experiences the starting-to-be-familiar sensation of travleing thru a watery tunnel before appearing beside the Doctor:::
<DWEos> @ I like it!
<DWEos> @ :::hides the ring in one of the many invisible, bulge-less pockets in her jumpsuit:::
<IrishTCat> # ::Emperor Chandler Bing sits on his throne looking out of place in the gaudy room with his crown tilted slightly on his head ::
<DocJacie> @ Yes, it is quite exhillarating. I wonder where we've come to this time. Shall we explore, Eos?
<DWEos> @ Yes please, Doctor!
<DWEos> @ ::smiles at the Doctor, then looks around at her surroundings:::
<DocJacie> @ ::steps out from behind a pile of hay and right into a rugged dirt path::
<IrishTCat> # ::Empress Monica reaches over and straightens Chandlers crown:: Continue Grand Vizier Zom . 
<DocJacie> @ Hmm, cluster of straw-roofed buildings, ::sniffs air:: a barn fully stocked.
<VizierZom> # Your highness, It is because of the rebels that the building of the villages has ceased,
<DWEos> @ :::walks just a few steps behind the Doctor:::
<DocJacie> @ Yes, this is most pleasant. A lot more so than the jurassic age.
<DocJacie> @ What do you make of it, Eos?
<DWEos> @ Yep, no harey-scarey monsters..yet.
<DocJacie> @ Oh, I doubt we'll encounter any of those great creatures again. That is unless you believe in dragons.
<DWEos> @ ::casts back thru her newly acquired knowledge of Earth history, customs, etc:::
<IrishTCat> # EM> These rebels are delaying my . ::Empress Monica pauses :: I mean our project . ::Empress Monica pats Chandlers hand:: 
<VizierZom> # They just don't understand you wise plans, highness.
<DocJacie> @ This looks about medieval times on Earth, say 14th century England. Or whatever they call this planet.
<DWEos> @ Appears to be either a medieval-era, at first sight.
<DWEos> <remove the "either">
<IrishTCat> # EM> How dare they !  ::She stamps her foot:: I am only trying to improve our peoples lifes and a few narrowminded provincial fools want to keep their drafty inefficent homes with no indoor plumbing .. 
<DocJacie> @ Good, you're learning, my dear. You and Irish must have shared a lot of knowledge in that transference. I hope you are adjusting to your new condition?
<HawkmanJoey> % ::::A panel slides open and a messenger runs into Rebel Hq:: They've announced that the  village Perk is to be destoryed for Emperoress Monica's renewal project!
<HawkmanJoey> % :::Crushes drinking horn sending ale flying thru the air::: WHATTTTT?? North or South Perk?
<DWEos> @ I'm enjoying it so far, thank you.
<DWEos> @ :::eyes grow misty::: I do miss my family.  I'm sure they're well, though.
<HawkmanJoey> % >Messenger> South Perk was destoryed last Wednesday sire, today they attack Central Perk
<IrishTCat> # ECB> Dear do not be upset . ::Chandler pats her hand::  Zom You handle this situation immediately ! ::Chandler tries to look fierce and emperor like but succeds in only looking nebbish:: 
<DWEos> <"No, you must not read from the book!">
<DWEos> <oooh, icky plague of locusts>
<HawkmanJoey> %  The Emperor must be stopped. Hawkmen! Take wing!
<DWEos> <i feel so sorry for that guy when they break his glasses>
<IrishTCat> % D> Calm yourself Joey . ::He strokes his mustache:: We need to consider all the options first .. 
<DocJacie> @ Yes, I miss Jacie as well. ::grows thoughtful then smiles:: But we must have faith in our friends to be able to look out for themselves. 
<DWEos> <"to me, my Hawkmen!">
<DWEos> @ :::nods in agreement:::
<DocJacie> @ Ah now, what's this? A market?
<VizierZom> # At once, Highness. ::Bows and turns::
<DWEos> <shudders at the horde of scarabs>
<DocJacie> @ ::approaches a cluster of stands in the middle of the village filled with peasants hawking their wares and arguing trades::
<IrishTCat> % D > You wanting to rush in and blow everything up is not the best course of action . ::Delance adjusts his tightfitting forest green outfit:: 
<HawkmanJoey> Optionss, yes. You are right Delancie ::Strokes beard:: Should we fight at the village ot attack the palace.
<DWEos> @ :::looks around with interest:::
<DWEos> <"My eyes, my eyes">
<DocJacie> @ Let's see if we can find a few souveniors to take back to Irish.
<DocJacie> <ack my spelling is awful>
<DWEos> @ Keen!
<DWEos> <hee hee>
<IrishTCat> % D > Perhaps a less violent approach. We can open a dialogue with these guards and convince them of the error of their ways . 
<DocJacie> @ Keen? ::puzzled:: Where did you pick up that slang?
<HawkmanJoey> % ::Smashes table with war hammer:: I say open their headss!
<VizierZom> # ::Booms::The Formal Protest court is now in session. ::Bangs staff on the ground three times::
<IrishTCat> % D> I wish you would stop breaking the furniture . 
<DWEos> @ It was just floating in the back of mind, along with the phrase, "Yappa ba, yappa ba, echante"?
<DocJacie> @ PeasantLady>SMOCKS FOR SALE! SMOCKS FOR SALE! BEAUTIFUL, LUVLY SMOCKS FOR SALE!
<HawkmanJoey> % You are right ::Spinnss slowly screaming at the rebels:: It's time to break headss
<DWEos> @ ::::wrinkles her nose::: I think Irish watches way too much anime.
<DocJacie> @ PeasantLady>::eyes the nobleman and his girl:: Oy, miss, you'd be looking like you could use my wares. This emerald cloth is like the finest of the Emperoress's own wardrobe.
<VizierZom> # M'lady. The people say that your curtains in here could be better.
<DWEos> @ Really?
<IrishTCat> % D> ::Delance shakes his head:: 
<DocJacie> @ Thank you madam, but--
<DocJacie> @ PeasantLady>Only 2 jigarthings. Here see how it feels against ye skin. ::holds up the smock to Eos's cheek::
<HawkmanJoey> % :::Rythmatically raises and lowers arms chantinging :: Fight! Fight! Might is raight!
<DWEos> @ Nice...
<IrishTCat> # EM > They don't like my curtains .. ::adjusts the table next to the throne a precise 1 and 1 half inches to the right::
<DWEos> @ :::quirks an eyebrow at the Doctor:::
<DocJacie> @ ::notices Eos' entreating:: Only 2, you say. Well, I suppose.
<DocJacie> @ ::digs into his pockets and comes up with the satchel prepared by the hermit::
<IrishTCat> # ECB> Now dear I am sure they love your curtains . ::Chamdler smiles pleasntly at the milling peasantswaiting to air their greviances :: 
<DocJacie> @ PeasantLady>::sees all the gold coins rustling in the nobleman's purse:: One more and the young miss can tie off the outfit with this genuine silk sash.
<VizierZom> # They say that your chandeleers have something to be desired too. 
<HawkmanJoey> % Hawkmwen take wing! The rest of you grab weapons and jump on a rocket sled!
<DWEos> <"fine">
<IrishTCat> % D> I see you are unwilling to listen to reason as usual my winged comrade . ::considers his options and takes a guard to the side:: 
<DocJacie> @ I suppose we should blend in. ::hands over the 3 coins to the merchant::
<VizierZom> # Come on people. They are doing their best. 
<IrishTCat> %D> Try to keep the destruction below a certain limit will you Archer Forest . 
<DocJacie> @ ::just as he does so, a troup of bejeweld guards charges into the village on horseback::
<AlishaShatogi> <<gyaah.. gtg.>>
<DWEos> @ :::grabs the cloths from the old lady::::
<DWEos> <night Alisha!!>
<AlishaShatogi> <<bye!>>
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<HawkmanJoey> % HHhhhaaaawwwwwwwwkkkkkkkk!!! ::Flys out thru the rocket sled hanger::
<IrishTCat> <<Horseback ? I thought they came in on transport ship with fins >> 
<IrishTCat> <<Got to have the fins and the smoke coming out of the back >> 
<DWEos> <where's Kaotica and Capt Photon, that's what I want to know>
<DWEos> <oh wait, that's two scripts from now:-)>
<DocJacie> @ Guardsman>Hear ye, listen up! This village has been chosen for our new glorious settlemend. Gather your things and prepare to march to the south. You have 5 minotes to vacate the premises before the clearing begins.
<DWEos> @ :::to the Doctor::: Five minutes to move?  I hope these people don't have a lot of things.
<VizierZom> # They want to know when you plan to visit the outer villages.
<DocJacie> @ ::the crowd mumbles and grumbles about::
<DocJacie> @ Yes, Eos. That is very rude.
<DocJacie> @ ::steps forward:: Excuse me, sir, but why are you ordering these people to leave their homes. By what authority?
<IrishTCat> <<Ack too mant rolls !!! I am getting confused >> 
<DWEos> <you can do it, rob...just be glad you're not playing Irish, too:-)>
<DocJacie> @ Guardsman>The Lord Emperor Bing commands it. ::says loud enough for everyone to hear::
<DocJacie> @ ::the crowd begins moving as guardsmen start nudging them about::
<DWEos> @ ::to the Doctor only:::: Bing Crosby is the Emperor?
<IrishTCat> <<And these are polite wellmannered guards  Not bullies No way they would show up and say 5 minutes to move >> 
<IrishTCat> <<:smacks Jens hand cause she iss too use to illmannered evil louts as guards::>> 
<DocJacie> @ This Bing sounds far too dictatorial for that. Typical of a self-indulged overlord.
<DocJacie> <Sorry, politeness wasn't in the script.>
<IrishTCat> <<Well they are helping in the moving so I just thought that it was understood ;) >> 
<DWEos> @ Darn, I was hoping we'd see Bob Hope, too, he's very funny!
<DocJacie> @ ::To guard:: I doubt these people can just pick up and move their entire lives in 5 minutes. What do you intend to do if they don't?
<HawkmanJoey> <<It saves peaceful evac and guards Lending a hand in moving>>
<DocJacie> @ Guardsman>Minute? ::says the word as if its foreign:: I said 5 minotes. That should be plenty of time. From what world do you hail stranger? I do not recognize your garb.
<IrishTCat> % D> :: Looks at the now empty room :: This can not continue. I must meet with the Emperor and Empress and convince them that they need to slow down the construction. 
<DocJacie> <Um, a little save. I did intentionally write minOte. That can be like hours or days.>
<IrishTCat> % D> Zom is said to be the reasonable one so perhaps if I can convince him he wil get me into the Throne Room . 
<DWEos> @ Ah, so they're not being entirely unreasonable.
<DocJacie> @ ::notices the guardsman are actually helping the merchants pack up their carts::
<IrishTCat> % ::Delance moves to his personal transport a bright red high speed transport ship and goes to castle:: 
<HawkmanJoey> <<TRying deperately to think of something "stirring" to say>>
<DocJacie> @ ::to Eos only:: So it seems. That's lesson number one about being corporeal, Eos. Avoid predilictions to prejudge.
<DWEos> <oh look, it's a bunch of liberals walking around chanting "Imhotep">
<VizierZom> <<I"m sorry, I have to go. Night Guys>>
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<DWEos> @ :::whispers back::: Yes Doctor.
<IrishTCat> <<What should Viziers office symbol be ?>> 
<DocJacie> @ ::extends hand of friendship to guardsman:: We're travellers from a distant land. I'm the Doctor and this is my friend Eos.
<DWEos> <love it when Evie's brother pulls the wool over the zombies>
<DWEos> @ :::smiles and waves a hand at the guardsman:::
<DocJacie> @ Guardsman>::stares at the offered hand in puzzlement then grabs it in a strange ritual greeting:: Then you've chosen an innoportune time to visit, sir Doctor.
<DocJacie> @ Guardsman>The new village will not be finished for another 20 minotes.
<IrishTCat> # ::peasant:: Ess tries toconvince hem that the pablics wuld stempede bit he wuldn't lestan tu me yur Emperurship.. 
<DWEos> @ If these people have to move, perhaps we could help out a bit?
<DocJacie> @ Just Doctor, thank you. I'm curious how many of these villages have you remodeled?
<IrishTCat> # ::peasant:: Naws hes trayeng tu sey thet its me fult for the demege .. 
<DocJacie> @ Guardsman>A few, but not enough. If you wish to help miss Eos, that would be most helpful.
<DocJacie> @ Guardsman>The villagers are to be relocated to the new village in the west for the time being.
<DocJacie> @ Then it looks like we have our first mission, Eos.
<IrishTCat> # ECB> Certainly my good fellow . I can understand your situation . 
<DWEos> @ Keen!
<DWEos> <yep, gonna work that one to death:-)>
<IrishTCat> # EM> ::She tries to look interested but the novelty of being considered the voice of reason has worn thin::
<DocJacie> @ Guardsman>::Nods and turns back to the people and his guards:: Those who don't have carts or are unable to walk the distance, gather in the horseyard for royal transport ships.
<IrishTCat> # ECB> ::Smiles and nods pleasantly as more people come forth and list their complaints:: 
<HawkmanJoey> @ ::::A guard helps an old lady set a trunk contaiing her only keepsake her wedding dress onto a wagon. A blaster beam cuts down from the skies and vaporises the trunk:: Fear not Old One! We will save you!:::Others open fire:::
<DocJacie> @ ::scans the area and sees most of the villagers helping eachother pack and move out as if they had half been prepared for the orders::
<HawkmanJoey> <<Move line down>>
<DocJacie> @ Ah Eos, there's a mother over there who looks like she could use some help with her young ones.
<IrishTCat> $= Grand Viziers Office 
<DWEos> @ :::snaps a salute to the Doctor::: Yes sir! :::smiles, then jogs over to help the mother:::
<DocJacie> @ ::sees another elderly woman struggle with her basket of things:: I see some work to do myself.
<IrishTCat> $ :: Zom strokes his full black beard:: I was quite surprised to see that you had arrived in my office .. Just what do you want Delance of the Forest ? 
<HawkmanJoey> @ ::::A guard helps an old lady set a trunk contaiing her only keepsake her wedding dress onto a wagon. A blaster beam cuts down from the skies and vaporises the trunk:: Fear not Old One! We will save you!:::Others open fire:::
<DocJacie> @ ::goes over to old woman and helps her pick up her scattered things:: Here, madam, my I offer you assistance carrying those things.
<IrishTCat> $ ::Delance smiles showing his white teeth:: I am here to convince you to slow down the cosntruction .. 
<DocJacie> @ ::just as he's picking up the holographic photoalbum, a blast of plasma fire erupts around him::
<HawkmanJoey> @ :::Blaster beams strike several caarts starting a fire that quickly   jumps to the thatched roofs of the village::
<IrishTCat> $ D> After all most of people consider you the peacemaker. 
<DWEos> @ :::The mother, Eos and the children all look up into the sky as blasts of plasma fire hit all around them::::
<DocJacie> @ ::villagers scream, guards startle and look to their attackers in the sky::
<DocJacie> @ That isn't right, at all.
<IrishTCat> $ GVZ > I am quite  pleased that my small efforts have helped anyone.
<DWEos> @ They're trying to save people by destroying their belongings?
<DocJacie> @ Guardsman>::charges back in on his steed belting orders:: Get the villagers to cover, lads! We're under attack again!
<HawkmanJoey> @ Atop the evacuation! Save the village
<IrishTCat> $DotF> Yes 
<HawkmanJoey> <<dooh stop>>
<DocJacie> @ ::guards start hurrying the villagers out under their cover::
<DocJacie> @ Eos, get down!
<DocJacie> @ ::another blaster fire explodes the young family's hut::
<HawkmanJoey> @ Increase firee, the Royal Guards aree  removing the poor people
<DWEos> @ :::ducks to the ground, along with the mother and children:::
<IrishTCat> $ DotF> ::Delance begins to make an impassioned speech about the balance of progress and proper values being necessary to aid the people as Zom nods and makes appropiate facial gestures during the speech::
<DocJacie> @ Guardsman>All free men, to the repulse beams!
<DocJacie> @ ::lead guardsman and others start firing back at the rebels::
<HawkmanJoey> @ >Rebel Soldier:: Jumps from rocket sled to tackle a guard. Unmanned rocket sled slams into village corralll killling  most of the cattle::
<DocJacie> @ Guardsman>Disable their plasma bows.
<DWEos> @ :::helps the Doctor urge the villagers out of the line of fire:::
<DocJacie> @ ::rushes over to pulls Eos from the rubble::
<DocJacie> <oops, move line up>
<DWEos> @ :::smiles gratefully at the Doctor as they continue to help people:::
<IrishTCat> $ GVZ> You have convinced me of your cause noble Forestman but this project is out of my hands.. The Emperor and Empress are in charge of all that is going on not I. I am just a humble servant trying to serve the people.
<DWEos> @ Are these people crazy, Doctor?
<HawkmanJoey> @ Fasteer meen fasteer! We must save these people
<DocJacie> @ Crazy people aren't that determined.
<IrishTCat> $ GVZ> I will send a message to the throne room asking for an audience for you and you can make your plea there.. 
<DocJacie> @ Lead Guardsman>:;fighting off invading rebels:: Their rushing the repulse beams, pull back and regroup!
<DWEos> @ :::takes the Doctor's word for that::::
<IrishTCat> $ GVZ> ::Zom summons a guard and sends him to the throne room::
<DocJacie> @ But I would say they are fanatics about their cause. Come on Eos, let's get these people to the evacuation transport. That way, I believe.
<DocJacie> @ ::directs to where the majority of the villagers are being steered by guardsmen::
<IrishTCat> # ::The guard comes into the throne room and moves toward the thrones. He bows deeply:: Grand Vizeier Zom hass received a special case that must be judged in private.. He asks the indulgence of you my lords .. 
<DWEos> @ :::urges the mother and her children over to the other villagers:::
<IrishTCat> # EM> ::Monica perks up looking interested:: Our trust in our Grand Vizier is complete.. Ask these people to leave to return tomorrow . 
<HawkmanJoey> @ ::Swoops down and uses war hammer to smash repulser  beam projector::: HURRAAHHH!
<DocJacie> @ ::helps the old woman across the embattled courtyard::
<IrishTCat> # ::The guards quickly clear the throne room as several of the peasants ask questions :: 
<DWEos> <i've decided on Eos' new last name>
<HawkmanJoey> <?>
<DocJacie> @ ::Guardsmen roll with the xplosion, two burned and maimed by the explosion::
<DWEos> <in the next storyline, Eos is going to pick herself a human name>
<IrishTCat> # ::Zom enters with Delance as Monica eyes widen at the handsome face and body of the forestman::
<DocJacie> @ Lead Guardsman>::rolls out of the debris and destruction:: Our position is lost. Retreat!
<DWEos> <and her name will be....:::drumroll:::>
<DocJacie> <Yes?>
<HawkmanJoey> @ ::Storms toward last repulser beam, guards see him and run away ::
<DWEos> < Winifred Stephanie O'Connell>
<IrishTCat> # ::Chandler notices his lady starring at the handsome man and compares his own dull looks to his. A feeling of jeolosy overcomes him::
<DocJacie> @ ::the royal guards take to the hills in rapid retreat, taking those villagers who gathered at the transports with them::
<DWEos> < but you can call her Fred:-)>
<DocJacie> @ ::only a few stragglers remain::
<IrishTCat> # D> I wish to thank you for allowing me to speak here today ..::Delance smiles winningly:: 
<DocJacie> <Nice. Where'd O'Connell come from?>
<HawkmanJoey> <<lol Fred, is that a DW$ Romana joke?>>
<DWEos> <nope, it's an Angel joke>
<DocJacie> @ ::the stragglers, stunned by the destruction around them, are all drawn like moths to the idiot hopping onto his soapbox in the village center::
<DocJacie> <Oops, for a sec I thought Delancey was Joey telling his triumphant speech::
<DWEos> <the same place that most of my little aside comments have been coming from tonight:-)>
<DocJacie> <Feel free to jump in Cody.>
<HawkmanJoey> @ People of Perkk, since the Emperor has destoyed your homes. Come, join us in our fight for your freedom!
<DocJacie> @ ::the small crowd mumbles::
<DocJacie> @ The Emperor destroyed these good people's homes? ::comes the voice of disbelief::
<IrishTCat> # ::Delance makes the same impassioned speech to the the lords as Zom makes his same facial gestures. Zom claps at the end of the speech as Delance waits to here what the Emperor amd Empress say. Monica starts to nod her head in agreement feeling voerwhelmed by the sheer charisma of Delance when a blast blows a hole in her throne. A blaster tumbles down near Delance as Zom shouts in sheer shocked amazement :: 
<HawkmanJoey> @ Bing must be stopped! I mean... could he ... BE... more evil?
<DocJacie> @ ::Doctor steps from the crowd:: I doubt you even know what evil is, young man!
<DWEos> @ That doesn't sound right to me, either.
<DocJacie> @ What did you think you were doing here?
<HawkmanJoey> @ Evil is as Evil does short beard
<IrishTCat> # ECB> Treachery ! Guards ! Arrest that man! :: Chandler jumps up and quickly comforts the still stunned Monica:: 
<HawkmanJoey> @ We came here to save these people
<DWEos> @ ::looks at the Hawkman guy and thinks hard:::
<HawkmanJoey> @ :::All the Hawk men cheer::
<DWEos> @ Well, if the wings fit, wear them!
<DocJacie> @ Evil is also embedded in ignorance.
<DocJacie> @ And what I've seen here today is the epitome of ignorance.
<HawkmanJoey> @ Embedded? Do you speak of sleep?
<HawkmanJoey> @ I know not this word
<DocJacie> @ You actually thought you were helping these people? Look at what you've done!
<IrishTCat> # GVZ> So you seek the death of my Emperor and Empress ! I apologize for being deceived by the sweet words of this vile barbarain my lord and lady . ::Guards rush and grab Delance :: 
<HawkmanJoey> <<;-)>>
<DocJacie> @ ::waves arms about at the smoldering ruins::
<DWEos> @ :::shakes her head the ignorance of the leader:::
<DocJacie> @ You have destroyed this village, not saved it!
<HawkmanJoey> @ ::Looks about and at last notices Eos. Raise one eyeborw and speaks to her:: Hhheeeey, hoy You doin'?
<IrishTCat> #GVZ > I only wished to bring peace to our people and I a repaid with lies and deceptions :: Zom grabs his haed and holds it in shame :: 
<DocJacie> <Oh, slap him EOs.>
<DWEos> @ :::snorts in disdain::: I was doing fine, till you came along.
<IrishTCat> # DotF> But I didnt . ::guards wonder what to do with the forestman::
<DocJacie> @ ::steps protectively in front of Eos:: I think you owe this people an apology.
<IrishTCat> #ECB > Take him to the dungeuns ! ::points empriously in the opposite direction of where the dungeuns are:: 
<HawkmanJoey> @ Sneers:: Hawkmen! These two are obviously toadies of the Emperor and Emporess! Take them away to be questioned
<IrishTCat> <<Pause GVZ, EM , DotF, and ECB >> 
<HawkmanJoey> <<Dooh would say I can spell and type just not at the same time but see I'm stuttering pretty bad with my left hand :-( >>
<DWEos> <that's okay:-)>
<DocJacie> @ Toadies? ::is wrestled by the winged rebels:: Figures, no matter what universe I find myself in there are always ignorant warmongerers ready to denounce the truth!
<HawkmanJoey> @ :::Sneakkd a look at Eos as she's pulled away and leers:: Too bad, nice legs
<DWEos> @ :::glares at the rebels hauling her along::: Does this happen often, Doctor?
<HawkmanJoey> <<Al least onee episode and adventure ;-) >>
<DocJacie> @ Unfortunately, I do seem to attract trouble as an old friend said. Brave heart Eos, truth and justice will win this day.
<DWEos> @ Then I'd better get used to it :::sighs:::
<DWEos> <pause Eos>
<DocJacie> <pause Doctor>
*** DWEos is now known as AlxKeegan
*** DocJacie is now known as JenKo
<HawkmanJoey> @ ::Looks about for a bit of ale and sniffs corral of burnt oxen:: Mmmmm
<HawkmanJoey> <pause Hawkman Joey>
<AlxKeegan> <<<PAUSE SIM>>>
<AlxKeegan> <<<CUT AND PRINT>>>
*** HawkmanJoey is now known as TheBrig
<JenKo> Bravo!
<JenKo> Bravissimmo!
<AlxKeegan> Hurray!!! Good job, everyone
<TheBrig> Author! Author!
<IrishTCat> I wish I was playing Irish again now .. 
<JenKo> Sorry for the mixup on the guards, Rob.
<IrishTCat> This is too much work 
*** JenKo is now known as Guest26665
<AlxKeegan> you're doing just fine, Rob
<Guest26665> Awe, you were great Rob. Next time, hopefully Tuna will return and I'll help with the other roles.
<TheBrig> Hope I didn't go too far Rob, guess I did channel Brian Blessed
<Guest26665> It's hard playing the Doctor.
<IrishTCat> How did I end up with four of the major rolls tonight 
<AlxKeegan> just lucky:-)
<IrishTCat> ::blinks eyes:: 
<AlxKeegan> happens to me all the time
<TheBrig> We  Alisha had to drop out for one
<TheBrig> Well even
<Guest26665> The scripter always ends up filling in everything.
<Guest26665> What happened to Heather?
<AlxKeegan> she had to leave to, I think for her optometrist appointment
*** Guest26665 is now known as JacieJen
<AlxKeegan> I shall be going now, need a nap, everyone take care and will see you all next week!
<IrishTCat> I am almost finished with part 2 
<JacieJen> Oh, that was today for her. I missed that.
<AlxKeegan> good good
<TheBrig> Otherwiase you could have got by with just doubling instaead of quadrupling
<IrishTCat> I was working on it as we went 
<JacieJen> Ok, night David. Good news on the lease.
<AlxKeegan> thanks Jen, night
<TheBrig> Nigh David
<IrishTCat> Night David 
<AlxKeegan> Night Rob Cody
<TheBrig> Any thought on TT?
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<IrishTCat> Night Fred 
<IrishTCat> 5 years as a slave in a demon world 
<JacieJen> Ah, Time Trap, well I needed to hear from David on when he was available. He should be freer now.
<TheBrig> eird when I heard Fred the first thing I thought of was DW4 threatening to call Romana that when she insisted on using her full name
<JacieJen> We have to chose a time. I'm think Friday, but maybe not so late.
<JacieJen> So did I.
<JacieJen> That's what I said when David told me her name.
<JacieJen> Oh, hey did you guys see Buffy this week?
<TheBrig> Anyone watching Buffy ion FX?
<IrishTCat> Poor Buffy  Yanked from heaven by her friends 
<TheBrig> yep
<JacieJen> I am. But I missed the last episode.
<IrishTCat> This tuesday Smallville comes on .. Remember to watch it 
<JacieJen> Poor Buff. Pulled from heaven and now she's broke.
<TheBrig> NP it'll be repeated tomorrow at 4pm
<JacieJen> Did you hear rumors of who the new big bad will be?
<JacieJen> Yeah, but I missed last night's and today's repeat.
<TheBrig> What time / channel for Smallville?
<TheBrig> bummer but as fasst as it's being stripped you should be able to catch it in a few months
<IrishTCat> WB 
<JacieJen> Yeah. Have you noticed the feed being messed up?
<TheBrig> What's on opposite Smallville?
<TheBrig> How?
<IrishTCat> I think Smallvile comes on at 9 
<IrishTCat> www.zap2it.com
<TheBrig> ty
<JacieJen> Video on fx is skipping, audio out of sink, screen blanking... like the digital signal is getting messed up.
<TheBrig> what network, do you know?
<IrishTCat> You can look up times by enterign the tv section and then entering your zipcode
<IrishTCat> WB ! 
<TheBrig> Must be your cable, satellite has been cool
<IrishTCat> then you can look for either the cable , satellite or local listings 
<TheBrig> Wonder if they'll have an early wildfeed for Smallville
<JacieJen> COuld be. My cable system is really whacked. Waiting a year for them to upgrade the lines.
<TheBrig> Get to see Angel the n Buffy Monday mornings without commercials:-) I love my C band dish
<TheBrig> ::Knock on wood:: Caught all the Buffy's so far and the image and sound have been fine till a *&%^^ed plane flew over today
<TheBrig> Just hate that FX shows a bug thru the whole show :-(
<JacieJen> Oh well. I'm used to it with MPT and DW.
<IrishTCat> Ok I am almost at the end 
<IrishTCat> Yay ! 
<TheBrig> Did you hear that Joss is talking to the BBC about doing a Buffy spinoff, it would only be 6 episodes a year
<IrishTCat> I think the BBC is a bunch of edjits 
<JacieJen> Yeah, it's a Giles Watcher series.
<TheBrig> He did a chat where he said he had originally thought of Angel being an antology thing but it went a different way  so now he wants to do it with the Beeb
<TheBrig> "Ripper: 8-D
<JacieJen> And Big Finish is talking to Anthony Stewart Head about playing a villain in the DW audios.
<IrishTCat> BBC is reluctant to do an allout series as they are instead working on Eastlanders 
<IrishTCat> Thats what I read 
<TheBrig> I'll do a post to the satellit newsgroup and see if anyone has heard about a wildfeed for Smallville
<JacieJen> How'd you get satellite? Me jealous.
Session Close: Thu Oct 11 23:20:27 2001