Session Start: Thu Oct 25 21:07:15 2001
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<Jacie> Hi Rob.
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<IrishTCat> Hi Jen 
<IrishTCat> How are you darlin ? 
<Jacie> How are you doing?
<Jacie> Me? Tired. Loooooonnnnng day.
<IrishTCat> I didn't win my 100000 dollar prize today 
<Jacie> Poo. :(
<IrishTCat> I'm doing fine I suppose  My eyes are watering for some reason 
<Jacie> Hmm, not good. Got any visine?
<IrishTCat> No 
<Jacie> Cold water helps then. I usually use a wet washcloth to flush my eyes out when they tear.
<IrishTCat> Oh I forgot 
<Jacie> Man if I could just keep my eyes open. See, this is why I hate getting up early.
<IrishTCat> I burned my thumb on the stove cooking a pizza 
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<Jacie> What'd ya forget?
<Jacie> Hey Cody! How are you?
<IrishTCat> Hi Cody 
<TheBrig> hi Jen, Rob
<IrishTCat> Orion and Nero say hi .. 
<Jacie> Hi back!
<TheBrig> Yall catcch fx Buffy Tonight and last Tuesday?
<Jacie> Which was tonight's FX?
* IrishTCat is trying to figure out the proper dosage for their worm medicine
<TheBrig> The egg Body snatcher like thing
<TheBrig> It should be on the package by weight
<Jacie> Oh, Bad Eggs. I saw that one enough on taped reruns.
<IrishTCat> See I'm not sure how much they weigh 
<IrishTCat> 8^) 
<Jacie> Saw Tuesday's ep. Love the Groundhog Day time loop thingy.
<TheBrig> Got a scale? Weigh yourself then weigh holding a cat and subtract
<IrishTCat> Kitten Poker  
<Jacie> Hmm, well hold one in your hand and some soup cans in the other and compare.
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<TheBrig> Hi Tuna
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<IrishTCat> Hi Alfred 
<IrishTCat> How are you? 
<Dr10> Hola one and all.
<Jacie> Hi Tuna!
<Jacie> How was your trip?
<TheBrig> Tuesday was the 2nd part of Kendra, Johnathan was in that and the egg thing
<Dr10> I am so pleased to be here tonight! ::smiles::
<TheBrig> Like the pics :-)
<Jacie> We're glad to have you back too. Loved the pics. With a McCoy sweater and all.
<Dr10> My trip was remarkable and enlightening. I loved Oxford and Cambridge, and I had lunch at the House of Lords in Westminster. Posh. A lot of looted gold.
<Dr10> I've finally lost enough weight so that I fit into that sweater I have wanted for so long.
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<Jacie> Did you just get the sweater?
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<AlxKeegan> Hi everyone!
<Jacie> Hi David!
<IrishTCat> Hi David
<Dr10> Yes, on this trip.
<Dr10> Hello David.
<TheBrig> David how do you like the new big bad on Buffy?
<IrishTCat> How are you? 
<AlxKeegan> you mean the terrible trio?
<TheBrig> :-)
<AlxKeegan> I'm doing okay, how are you rob?
<IrishTCat> Fox, Shark , Vulture 
<IrishTCat> Thats the Terrible Trio 
<TheBrig> loved the "Frances 7..this is Logan 5...the runner has been tagged" ;-)
<AlxKeegan> was that from last week's episode?
<IrishTCat> Originally Batman foes
<AlxKeegan> I haven't watched this week yet
<TheBrig> When he pinned that time distortion thing on Buffy
<TheBrig> argh
<IrishTCat> Faced off against the new Doc Mid-Nite
<TheBrig> was suprised on the fx rereuns at how often Johnathan had appeared in episodes
<Jacie> Gosh I am so sleepy tonight. I hate getting up early.
<Dr10> I no longer have any broadcast or cable TV. It is all internet video for me now.
<AlxKeegan> ahh, so I haven't watched it yet
<AlxKeegan> sorry Jen
<Jacie> Probably a good thing Tuna. Now you just get interrupted with newsbreaks.
<Jacie> David, did you see Tuna's pics from Merry Ol' England?
<Dr10> My sleep cycle has been all messed up since I gpt home. I'm still on European time.
<Jacie> Then it's 2am your time, Tuna.
<Dr10> I watch lots of news on internet video, BBC, CSPAN, ITN, etc.
<AlxKeegan> I haven't looked at them yet
<Jacie> Check them out. Tuna's pulling a McCoy.
<IrishTCat> Hmmm I was up at 5 and took at nap at 5 
<Dr10> David, you will be stunned. I found it right outswide the Earls Court tube station.
<Jacie> That's what I missed. A nap.
<AlxKeegan> cool!
<Jacie> Was it a working unit or just scenery?
<Dr10> Nap arrow up good
<IrishTCat> Smallville
<Dr10> It was just there and didn't open. It had been dedicated by the Lord Mayor of London, or so said a small plaque.
<Jacie> Dedicated to the police or in honor of the Doctor, I wonder.
<AlxKeegan> liked smallville this week, didn't watch last week's yet
<Dr10> I was told it is the only remaining police call box in the UK.
<TheBrig> Watched this week till I saw who was "Pa" Kent
<IrishTCat> Rather a drastic cure for acne though
<Dr10> No mention of DW on thee plaque.
<Jacie> Wow. Truly a unique item. Did you go to the BBC museum too?
<AlxKeegan> yah sure
<Dr10> Nope, Museum of the Moving Image MOMI with the DW exhibit was closed for redevelopment.
<Dr10> I had to make do at the Who Store International in East Ham.
<Jacie> Getting more monsters. Bummer. Oh but then didn't they have fire a while back?
<TheBrig> wow, they must have some real goodies there
<Jacie> I seem to remember Lisa telling me about a fire.
<AlxKeegan> hey Jen, can you let me know what time the back to back repeats of Buffy will be airing here in colorado?
* IrishTCat blinks large anime eyes
<Jacie> Did you snag any new Who stuff, besidesthe sweater of course.
<Jacie> What's your zip code, David?
<TheBrig> They trart next Monday, at least that's what they said today
<AlxKeegan> 80932
<IrishTCat> www.zap2it.com
<IrishTCat> You can look up TV listings on that site 
<Dr10> They reallt do. That store was fabulous. I spend 200 quid, but the guy there with me spent 500. Every CD, posters, lots of clothing, keys, pens, figures, daleks, videos, and lots of memorabilia which was not for sale.
<Jacie> I'm looking it up for ya David.
<AlxKeegan> did you catche the comment last time about Irish watching too much anime?
<AlxKeegan> thanks Jen:-)
<Jacie> What other clothing did they have?
<Jacie> Baker's scarf, I bet.
<IrishTCat> Probably a bad idea for a cat to watch holo-vids
<IrishTCat> He considers everything real 
<Dr10> I got a Jean Marsh auto pix, a Nabil Shaban auto pix, the big wall clock, the McCoy sweater, and pullover sweatshirt that says :Doctor Who BBC TV Crew.
<IrishTCat> except for the smart dogs 
<Dr10> No scarf.
<Jacie> Cool.
<TheBrig> 7's umbrella? I remember ages ago some cologne company had those as promotional give aways weird thing that was back in 5's day
<Jacie> Well, you've got the sonic screwdriver, sweater, TARDIS, now all you need is the hat stand.
<Dr10> I got three liquid action scene pens, Dalek postage stamp coasters, a TARDIS stand-up. And more I can't remember, It is all being shipped to me.
<Jacie> Oh and two hearts. :)
<Jacie> Cool.
<TheBrig> You mean the device for controlling the meteor showers? Didn't Turlough break that?
<TheBrig> ;-)
<Jacie> Or just give it away.
<AlxKeegan> anyone for a CASTING CALL?
<AlxKeegan> <==========Eos
<Dr10> <-------- The Doctor
<IrishTCat> <<---whoever is left over 
<Jacie> <=== Empress Monica
<TheBrig> <======== Hawkmen Joey "Hey... how YOU doing?"
<Dr10> <LOL>
<AlxKeegan> Jen, do you remember what Eos' last line was?
<Jacie> No, sorry.
<AlxKeegan> I know it was two weeks ago, but you know everything:-)
<TheBrig> :-)
<Jacie> I'm half alseep, sorry. I can look it up.
<AlxKeegan> that's right, I forgot, sorry about that
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*** AlxKeegan is now known as DWEos
<Jacie> Last lines were...
<Jacie> <DocJacie> @ Unfortunately, I do seem to attract trouble as an old friend said. Brave heart Eos, truth and justice will win this day.
<Jacie> <DWEos> @ Then I'd better get used to it :::sighs:::
<DWEos> good good, thanks:-)
<Dr10> Oh, how simply poetic.
<DWEos> Eos was asking if getting captured happened all the time to the Doctor
<Jacie> We try. I found playing your doc was significantly harder than I thought.
<Dr10> I am sure you did just fine.
* HawkmanJoey concentrates and tries again to channel Brian Blessed
<DWEos> and Tuna, you missed Eos' reaction to learning the name of the emperor
<IrishTCat> [[I got stuck with all the extra rolls / ]]
<Dr10> Which was?
<Jacie> <Um David quick question. What cable service do you have? I forgot.>
<DWEos> When she heard he was called Emperor Bing, she asked if Bing Crosby was the Emperor
<HawkmanJoey> Usually within 23 1/2 minutes of landing somewhere ;-)
<DWEos> she was all excited cause she wanted to meet Bob Hope
<Jacie> Eos is a little jumbled in her Earth lore.
<Dr10> LOL
<DWEos> Adelphia is our cable service, Jen
<Dr10> That's cute. I have to think of ways to tease her.
<DWEos> and her current favorite phrase is "Keen"
<Dr10> Neat.
<Dr10> OK, my crew, let's kick it.
<DWEos> what are you playing, jen?
<Jacie> <Choices are Americable Int. Peterson AFB or Sprint Inc.>
<DWEos> okey dokey, will roll the credits
<Dr10> :::Goes into his role:::
<DWEos> that's wrong, Jen
<Jacie> <==== Empress Monica and whoever else needed.
<DWEos> use 80911 instead, sorry, 80932 is the p.o.box zip code
<Jacie> <Ok, I'll check the cable later.>
<DWEos> <<<The New Adventures of Dr. Who Simulation>>>
<DWEos> <<Adventures on Planet Bing, Part Two>>
<DWEos> <<<by Rob L. Stubbs>>>
<Dr10> # = rebel base
<Jacie> <Rob, I can take Monica's scenes and chars if you will take Chandler's scenes.>
<IrishTCat> $- dungeun
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor rattles his chains mockingly:::
<HawkmanJoey> <<You might want to check www.zap2it.com yourself, they also have photo galleries including Buffy>>
<Jacie> @ = Throne Room
<Dr10> # Is this the best you can do? Not very impressive given how dangerous a character I must be.
<DWEos> # :::Eos tries to work the manacles off her wrists:::
<IrishTCat> $ ::Emperor Bing watches the guards shove Delance into a cell wrapped in chans:: Watch him carefully . 
<Jacie> @ Zom>::enters and makes a sweeping bow on bended knee, his flamboyant purple cape fluttering around him::
<DWEos> # These things are chafing my wrists.  Couldn't they come up with something more humane?
<HawkmanJoey> # :::Points to Doctor:: Who are you? ::To Eos:: And who are you? :: To Lackey:: And where is my pizza?
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<Dr10> # :: The Doctor points to Eos::: And of course, my oh-so-threatening companion.
<IrishTCat> <<Zom didnt leave he was already there >> 
<EmpressMonica> @ Yes?
<DWEos> # :::waves distractedly at the Hawkman leader as she continues trying to get the manacles off:::
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor shakes his head::: What a pleasure to meet you, sir. I am the Doctor, and this is Eos, my friend and companion.
<IrishTCat> $ ::Delance looks regal even wrapped in chains as he is pushed into the cell:: 
<EmpressMonica> <I'm imrpvising, is that ok? I was gonna suggest he oversaw the prisoner's transport to a secure place.>
<HawkmanJoey> # You ever considered if you stop trying to pull the manacles off they would chaf less?
<Dr10> #And because we are in chains we are at a social disadvantage to you, sir.
<EmpressMonica> @ Zom>The prisoner has been dealt with, your highness.
<HawkmanJoey> # Well, as a King... that would be true even without the chains
<DWEos> # They were chafing before I started pulling at them.
<IrishTCat> <<Go ahead >> 
<DWEos> # :::sighes and stops working at the manacles:::
<DWEos> <I hope I'm not misspelling chafing>
<EmpressMonica> @ :;flusters slightly but disguises her composure with a black lace fan:: What have you done with him?
<Dr10> #We are travelers visiting briefly, and delayed here temporarily.
<HawkmanJoey> I could always have them greased if you'd like? Hey Ross, put the oip on the boil
<IrishTCat> $ ::Emperor Bing notices the instinctive respect his own guards have for the rebel and grows even more angry :: 
<HawkmanJoey> <dooh oil>
<HawkmanJoey> # You'll be delayed till you answer my questions
<EmpressMonica> @ Zom>The traiter Delance has been taken to the dungeons. He will not harm you anymore, m'lady. You have my word.
<DWEos> # Well, that's two questions down.
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor smiles::: I love to share information with intelligeent persons such as yourself. What topics interest you?
<IrishTCat> $ ECB> I am going to wipe out all of you rebels once and for all. ::Bing watches the guards leave after shutting the door::
<HawkmanJoey> # What are the Emperor's plans?
<EmpressMonica> @ Zom>::shows a bashful glance:: I must beg your forgiveness, your highness. The woodsman is clever man. I truly believed his claims... but I should not have.
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor smiles meekly::: Probably to dominate and control, how should I know?
<DWEos> # To go on a Road Trip?
<EmpressMonica> @ Zom>I have put you and my lord in danger. If you chose, I will accept whatever punishment you require, your highness.
<HawkmanJoey> # Doesn't he instruct his spies before sending them out?
<DWEos> # ::giggles at her joke:::
<Dr10> # I assure you that I am in possession of no inside information on these matters.
<IrishTCat> $ DotF> I swear that I was not responsible for the attack on your fair lady Emperor. I would never harm such a lovely lady.. We of the Forest swear oaths to respect and cherish all things of beauty.. 
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor almost giggles at how funny Eos is:::
<HawkmanJoey> # ::Notices Eos's giggle and assumes she must be flirting with him, he winks at her:: Hey, later, ok?
<EmpressMonica> @ Zom>Take my position, whatever meager fortune I have acquired in your service, have me tortured if you like.
<DWEos> # :::::realizes that the Hawkman is "flirting" with her again and makes a disgusted face::::
<HawkmanJoey> # Then you wouldn't be much use as a prisoner
<EmpressMonica> @ ::rolls her eyes at the extravagant plea::
<IrishTCat> $ECB> You dare  ! ::feelings of jeaolousy overcome him:: 
<Dr10> # We are of most value and service to you as free individuals, so please release us from these absurd bonds.
<DWEos> # :::frowns at the Hawkman leader's booming voice:::
<EmpressMonica> @ Zom>All I ask is that your forgive my foolishness in trusting that forester scum. I wish only to be your humble servant, to bow down at your feet and kiss the ground you walk--
<IrishTCat> $ ECB> She is my wife and love and soon you will be unable to touch or speak her name .. 
<DWEos> #  :::smiles as she thinks about what to do, then pokes her finger in her ear and starts working it around:::
<HawkmanJoey> # > Hawkman>  ::Flies into room and bows before Joey::
<DWEos> # Doctor, are all villains this noisy?
<EmpressMonica> @ Yes, yes, maybe later Grand Vizier. Please get up. Your getting your knees filthy down there.
<HawkmanJoey> # What is it? I'm busy here
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor smirks::: And many of the heroes as well.
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor leans to listen in on the discussion Joey is having:::
<DWEos> # Well, I'm sure glad you aren't as noisy as they are.
<DWEos> # ::notices what the Doctor is doing and leans in to listen too:::
<HawkmanJoey> #> Hawkman> A message sire. The Grand Viser says that Delancie has been imprisoned
<EmpressMonica> @ Zom>::hides a smirk as he notices the empress is characteristically more concerned with his neatness then his smooth words:: Yes m'lady. Thank you.
<HawkmanJoey> # Theeir treachery  knows no end!
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor wonders why Irish calls him Maker of Noises then?:::
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor nods:: Not good.
<IrishTCat> $ ::Bing sweeps from the room tripping over one of the stones as he leaves:: Now I go to deal with the rest of your evil minions.. 
<HawkmanJoey> # ::Booms:: TO ARMS! TO ARMS! WE TTACK THE CASTLE
<DWEos> # Ow!
<HawkmanJoey> # >Rebel> What about the prisoners, sire?
<EmpressMonica> @ ::hands Zom a hanky to dust himself off::
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor shakes his head:: Coul;d be like the Hitchcock movie.
<IrishTCat> $ DotF> I am innocent Emperor .. :: tries to impress the Emperor with his sincerity:: 
<HawkmanJoey> # Kill him :: Raises eyebrow at Eos::
<EmpressMonica> @ Zom>I shall see that you are never threatened in such a manner again, m'lady. ::turns to leave::
<DWEos> <you left a comma out, Rob>
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor appeals to Joey:: Let us freely asist you, your majesty.
<Dr10> # You will be making a teerrible mistake.
<IrishTCat> <<Ack Spelling Police !  >> 
<EmpressMonica> @ Wait! ::blurts out:: What will you do with the "traitor"?
<DWEos> # You can't kill him, not after I went to all the trouble to save his life!
<HawkmanJoey> # Very well, you can  shovel fuel into the atomic furnace that powers Sky City... Untill the radiation kills you that is
<DWEos> # :::smile at her clever thinking:::
<EmpressMonica> @ Zom>See that he never bothers you or anyone again, of course.
<EmpressMonica> @ Execution?
<DWEos> # He seems to be fixated on killing you, Doctor.
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor nods:: But wait, I'm really not suited to manual labor, you know...
<EmpressMonica> @ Zom>::nods with a just a hint of a smile:: I must protect you m'lady.
<HawkmanJoey> # ""To Eos:: Now if you'd like there is an opening in the harem
<IrishTCat> $ ::A guard comes back in to watch the prisoner:: 
<EmpressMonica> @ And you do an excellent job of that, grand vizier. Usually, that is.
<DWEos> # ::makes her disgusted face again:::
<DWEos> # You wish!!
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor shakes his head:: Tut, tut, Hawkman or not, mind yourr manners.
<IrishTCat> $ ::Delance ponders what to do as he looks at the prison bars:: 
<EmpressMonica> @ But do you think perchance we are being a bit hasty in our judgement?
<HawkmanJoey> # ::Shrugs:: Oh well, send her to the atomic furnace as well:: Turns swirling off capeand spreading wings:: Now let's have fun and kill something
<Dr10> #I suppose you will be locking us up in a deep dark dank dungeon to await appropriate extrajudicial killing?
<DWEos> # I'm not one of your local bimbos.
<EmpressMonica> @ Zom>Your Highness? ::feigns ignorance::
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor wonders if Joey will return alive.:::
<HawkmanJoey> # ::Rraises war hammer:: To Delancie!
<EmpressMonica> @ Things happened so fast. It was all a blur. Do we really know the forester--
<Dr10> #:::Hawkman guards grrab thee Doctor and Eos and march them away:::
<Dr10> <My keyboard seems to be sticking>
<EmpressMonica> <add intended to Monica'statement>
<HawkmanJoey> # ::Takes flight screaming his war cry :: HAAAAWWKKKKK !!!!!!!!!
<EmpressMonica> @ Zom>To kill you? ::finishes for her:: Whether Delance meant to kill you or m'lord is no difference. He is a traitor and he must die. Now.
<DWEos> # :::whispers to the Doctor::: What do we do now?
<HawkmanJoey> <<A comic book reference for Rob ;-) >>
<EmpressMonica> @ ::shutters slightly:: I suppose.
<Dr10> # :::Doctor & Eos are marched away::
<IrishTCat> % ::The Emperor sweeps into Grand Viziers Zoms office looking for Zom. He notices that Zom is not there so sits behind his desk. Several pieces of paper fall to the floor with one being devoted to an Emperor Ming ::
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor whispers to Eos::  There are more doors than walls in the universe, Eos.
<EmpressMonica> @ Zom>Do not worry, your highness. I will defend your best interests. ::bows once more:: I am forever your loyal servant. ::exits::
<EmpressMonica> @ ::watches the Grand Vizier make his smooth goodbye, a shudder creeping thru her::
<IrishTCat> % ECB> Hmmm quite an evil looking character.. He looks like he has bat attached to his chin with that beard.
<Dr10> # ::Scene cut to Doctor & Eos locked in a cell.:::
<EmpressMonica> @ ::she dismisses the rest of her staff with a wave of her hand::
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor sits on a rough wooden bench tapping out a tune in his head with his foot.:::
<EmpressMonica> @ ::her instincts tell her she must act, now::
<IrishTCat> % ::Bing puts the papers back on the Viziers desk just as Zom comes into the room. Bing starts visible as Zom looks at him.:: Sorry I didn't mean to look at your papers .. 
<DWEos> # ::nods, thinking over what he said::
<DWEos> <move that up to after the Doctor's line>
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor stops and smiles at Eos:: Being locked up like this is a challenge, and life needs challenges.
<EmpressMonica> <Ok, Zom is all yours Rob.>
<IrishTCat> % GVZ> Your mightyness does not need to apologize to his most devoted servant .. 
<EmpressMonica> <I've got Delance>
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor stands and takes out his sonic screwdriver::: That's the good part about transcendeental pockets, even when they search you carefully they never find everything.
<DWEos> # ::mutters to herself:: "Life needs challenges"
<EmpressMonica> ! = Dungeon
<IrishTCat> % GVZ> ::He hangs up his purple cape and bows deeply to the Emperor::
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor points the device upward towards a small barred window.:::
<Dr10> #:::A slight hum can be heard.:::
<IrishTCat> % ECB> I was just wondering if perhaps I overreacted before .. 
<DWEos> # :::watches in amazement as the Doctor uses the device:::
<Dr10> # Aha, merconium bars. How lucky for us. I can cause a resonance which will soften thm like putty, it's the only real weakness of this particular metal.
<EmpressMonica> ! Delance>::rests his head on his chest letting the chains pull at his wrists and ankles::
<DWEos> # You can? Fantastic!
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor activates the sonic screwdriver, and the bars begin to sizzle.::
<IrishTCat> % GVZ> Overreacted Emperor? A rebel comes asking for peace and then tries to slay your Empress..
<EmpressMonica> ! Delance>::perks up when he hears someone approaching::
<EmpressMonica> ! ::a heavily cloaked woman sweeps thru the dungeons and to the traitor's cell::
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor puts the device away and waves towards the window::: Now I wonder where it leads to? Shall we find out?
<HawkmanJoey> # >Guard> ::GUard passes cell and hears sizzling:: What? Oh no!
<DWEos> # Why not? If we stay here, we get executed.
<IrishTCat> %ECB> Yes but that doesnt mean I should paint the rest as evil .. ::Bing looks thoughtful:; 
<EmpressMonica> ! I wish to question the prisoner, guard. Alone.
<Dr10> #I've never been big on capital punishment, myself.
<HawkmanJoey> #>Guard> ::Runs away asniffings:: King Joey's pizza must be burning! He'll have my head for this
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor begins boosting himself on a chair up to the window, and wriggles his stocky frame out of the window, then vanishing with a plop on the other side.:::
<IrishTCat> % GVZ> Yes my lord Emperor.. You are well known for your mercy ..
<EmpressMonica> ! Guard>But m'lady, Grand Vizier Zom warned this prisoner is highly dangerous.
<DWEos> # :::jumps up onto the chair, wriggles the window, then vanishes outside also:::
<IrishTCat> %::A guard comes into the room :: Grand Vizier The Rebels have destroyed another village !!!!
<EmpressMonica> ! Chained to a wall? I doubt he could hurt a fly. Let me inside. Now!
<Dr10> # ::: Eos and the Doctor are wandeering through the catacombs:::
<EmpressMonica> ! Guard>Yes m'lady. ::quickly opens the cell doors and lets the royal visitor inside::
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor stops::: This is a waste of time. We need to get to the castle and stop this ridiculous battle.
<EmpressMonica> ! Delance>::raises his head and boldly stares at the beautiful but dangerous visitor::
<IrishTCat> % GVZ> Oh my! ::waves for the guards to leave:: Emperor, I respect your mercy but these rebels are endangering your loyal subjects..
<DWEos> # :::nods in agreement::
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor takes out his pocket watch, pops the face open, and then does a 360 degree sweep.:::
<EmpressMonica> ! Delance>How may I help you, your highness?
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor stops hjis spin and points off down a side corridor::: There seem to be quite a few large rockets in that direction. It might be something we can use.
<EmpressMonica> ! By telling me what I want to know.
<IrishTCat> % ECB > :;rubs his chin:: You are right, Grand Vizier.  I must protect my people from these treacherous rebels.. Order the Emperor High Guards to assemble .. We will deal with the rebels once and for all..
<DWEos> # Rockets? I LOVE rockets!
<EmpressMonica> ! ::glances sharply at the guard until he makes a hasty exit leaving her the door keys::
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor starts walking::: Tell me Eos, you seem to be coping very well with gravity. I should think it is quite a difficult sensation for you.
<EmpressMonica> ! Delance>If you want me to apologize, I'm afriad I must disappoint you, m'lady.
<HawkmanJoey> <<Can you just cut out a line if I go to far into left field?>>
<Dr10> # And the g-forces of a rocket launch...
<DWEos> # It seemed odd at first, but it came natural very quickly.  Maybe it's a side-effect of you and Irish giving me this body?
<HawkmanJoey> <<Dooh too far>>
<EmpressMonica> ! Delance>Contrary to what you believe, I did not come here to harm you. Only to make you listen to reason.
<IrishTCat> %  GVZ > Does this mean the Emperor will be using his full powers against the Rebels ? 
<EmpressMonica> ! ::looks left then right assuring no one is in earshot::
<IrishTCat> % ECB > ::shakes his head:: There is no need to go so far is there Grand Vizier?  
<Dr10> # Well, I wouldn't put it quite that way...
<HawkmanJoey> :::Cut to the same stock footage of the Hawkmen flying that was used in Chapter one:::
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor continues down a passageway which opens into a room full of rocket sleds.:::
<EmpressMonica> ! ::hushed voice:: I didn't believe for a minute you could harm your emporeress.
<IrishTCat> % GVZ> Not if the Emperor wishes .. 
<EmpressMonica> ! Your eyes are too honest for that.
<DWEos> # Keen!! :::looks around, eyes wide, at all the rocket sleds:::
<Dr10> <Now, are wwe supposed to ride these rocket sleds to the castle?>
<IrishTCat> % ::GVZ pulls on a rope sending out a signal for the troops to assemble in the courtyard::
<EmpressMonica> ! Delance>::eyes widen in surprise:: Then you and you're husband have seen reason.
<DWEos> # Are we going to "liberate" one of these, Doctor?
<EmpressMonica> ! My husband doesn't know I am here, nor shall he ever.
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor smiles::: I prefer temporariy utilize.
<IrishTCat> [[Hmmm they are suppose to be underground rocket sleds ]] 
<DWEos> # That's a good phrase, too.
<IrishTCat> [[I perfer to believe Hawkman Joey forget he was on a ground based facility ;) ]] 
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor points to a map of the rocket sled routes on the wall::: Well, well, rather like the Underground in Old London.
<HawkmanJoey> <<I thought it was "borrowed"" like when he just Borrowed the TARDIS>>
<DWEos> # :::looks at the map::
<HawkmanJoey> <<Are you saying the Hawkman is flighty? ;-) >>
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor points to a spot::: Here we are, this is where we want to go. We might even get there in time on one of these.
<EmpressMonica> ! Delance>::quirks a brow in a oh-so Tom Selleck way:: You have me at a loss, m'lady. If you have not come to accept my innocence then why are you here?
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor selects the proper rocket sled and slimbs aboard:::
<DWEos> # Which one shall we take?
<EmpressMonica> ! To set you free, you dolt. ::pulls out the ring of keys and starts undoing the chains around Delance's wrists::
<Dr10> # Let's strap into this one.
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor looks over th controls and smiles::: Easy enough even for a Hawk Man.
<DWEos> #  :::walks over to the one the Doctor selects:::
<EmpressMonica> ! There's a bolthole I know of. You can make your way away from the castle and back to your woods. Hide amongst your people until things have calmed.
<IrishTCat> % ::Emperor Bing and Grand Vizier Zom stand on a terrace watching the well groomed military troops arrive and fall into position. Zom smiles at the troops suggesting that he is pleased while Bing tries to not get self conscious.:: 
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor checks to see that Eos is strapped in:::
<DWEos> # :::straps herself in and braces for the ride, looking excited all the while::
<EmpressMonica> # Delance>Hide like a scared rabbit? That would be the coward's way.
<IrishTCat> % ECB> I suppose I will have to say a few words to the troops when they have all assembled.. ::rubs sweaty palms on outfit:: 
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor slams on the accelerator button, the rocket fires, and the sled zooms off at high speed:::
<DWEos> # Whee!!!!
<IrishTCat> %GVZ> If you wish Emperor I will speak to your army .. ::Zom looks helpful but his eyes suggest a different meaning of your :: 
<DWEos> #::hangs on as the wind blows her hair back:::
<EmpressMonica> # Delance>I am innocent. If you understand that then I must stay and prove my innocence to your husband and your court. Otherwise you will continue to believe all woodsmen are the murderous rebels rumored.
<Dr10> #:::The rocket sled zips and zooms to its destination in a wild ride of acceleration and changed direction.:::
<DWEos> # This is great, like those amusement park rides!
<EmpressMonica> # My husband is not in a state to listen to reason. And my court does not possess their own ears. You must escape now, or you will die.
<Dr10> # :::The rocket sled slows and comes to a stop in a small berth underneath the castle.
<EmpressMonica> # Delance>If my death is the only way to prove verity then so be it.
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor unstraps and stands::: My goodness, can't imagine a regular commute on that.
<DWEos> # :::smiles happily at the Doctor:::
<IrishTCat> % GVZ> Those are the last of the High Guard in the castle .. ::Zom smiles at the army and then at the Emperor:: 
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor looks around ans sets off in a determined way and in a specific direction.:::
<HawkmanJoey> <<VErity? Not truth? I vote kill him ;-) >>
<EmpressMonica> # Don't be stupid! Youndo your people more good a live hero than a dead matyr.
<EmpressMonica> # ::sounds of footsteps echo down the dungeon stairs above::
<DWEos> # ::unstraps from the sled and hurries off after the Doctor::::
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor strides:: I think it's this way, in any case.
<EmpressMonica> # You will have ample time to make your case. But you must leave now, Delance.
<IrishTCat> % ::An impressive force of men have arrived armed with plasma blasters in shiny black and blue tightfitting uniforms with clear plexiglass helmets on their heads :: 
<Dr10> <Nice fighters>
<EmpressMonica> # ::opens the door and peaks out onto the empty corridor:: Come on.
<DWEos> # :::keeps pace with the Doctor easily:::
<EmpressMonica> # Delance>::crosses his arms staring at her with a stern jaw::
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor stops as he hears voices:::
<DWEos> # :::comes to a stop and listens::
<EmpressMonica> # Don't be a stupid proud man, Mr. Delance. I've had enough of those for one day.
<EmpressMonica> # ::grabs his arm:: Come on.
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor shakes his head and wonders, Could it be?:::
<EmpressMonica> # Delance>Very well, m'lady, but only until I can return.
<Dr10> <BRB>
<EmpressMonica> # Yes, yes, later, much later. ::hurries out of the cell and down into the recesses of the dungeons::
<IrishTCat> % ::Bing swallows nervously as he steps out on the balcony terrace:: I bet you are wondering why I have gathered you here today.. Today is a day that will live in infamy as yet again our brave people have lost their homes to the menace of the Rebels.. I swear that this will be the last time that such a thing will happen.. So I want you to go out there and win one for the Gipper .. ::Bing waves his arms around as Zom in the backgroun
<DWEos> # Could it be whom?
<HawkmanJoey> <<Could that speech ...BE... more inspiring? ;-) >>
<IrishTCat> % ::Bing in a lowered voice to Zom :: Do you think I should say  anymore ?
<EmpressMonica> # ::female footsteps trod quickly on the stone floor in a distant dark corner::
<IrishTCat> % GVZ> No Lord Emperor.. Your troops are struck numb by your eloquence and are surely inspired to take out the rebels.. 
<EmpressMonica> # ::a male voice is heard gruffly calling out:: M'lady halt. My eyes sees something--
<EmpressMonica> # ::voice grows louder as it approaches the bolthole:: No one ever enters this part of the castle. Hurry, we haven't much-- Ugh!
<EmpressMonica> # ::Empress Monica collides headfirst into Eos::
<IrishTCat> % ::Zom steps forward :: Your Emperor wishes you to defeat the rebels.. These same rebels who have attacked your colleagues and friends without mercy ..These rebels who claim to be for the people but only destroy and create havok amongst your families homes.. 
<DWEos> # Ow!!!
<DWEos> # Watch where you're going, oba-san!
<EmpressMonica> # ::falls to the ground getting herself and Eos tangled in her flowing cloak::
<HawkmanJoey> <<Bukka :-P>>
<DWEos> <that's supposed to mean "Old lady" in japanese>
<DWEos> # :::tries to untangle herself:::
<EmpressMonica> # Delance>Unhand m'lady, you scamp!
<EmpressMonica> <Is Tuna back?>
<IrishTCat> % GVZ > Now your Emperor is a man of mercy and peace but today even his legendary temperment has been tested.. One of the rebels came with honeyed words speaking of peace so eloquent even I believed him.. When he was brought before the royal court he sought to slay the Empress.. To strike  down those who extend their hands in friendship with vile treachery .. 
<IrishTCat> % GVZ > So do you wish to once more turn the other cheek or do you wish to make these rebels pay .. ::Fevor races amongst the troops as they all begin to shout :: 
<IrishTCat> % Troops > Death to the Rebels !  Death to the Rebels! Death to the Rebels!! 
<DWEos> # Make her unhand me!
<EmpressMonica> <I take it Tuna's not back.>
<DWEos> # ::untangles herself from the lady::
<EmpressMonica> # Delance>::roughly grabs Eos and yanks her off the Empress::
<HawkmanJoey> <Well have the guard shout that the Empress has been kidnapped whenever you want be to attack>
<DWEos> # :::elbows Delance in the stomach:::
<IrishTCat> # ::Guard walks down the hallway pausing as if he hears something :: 
<EmpressMonica> # Oooh, oowww. ::mumbles in dismay as her arms just gets more twisted behind her back in the cloak::
<IrishTCat> # ::He goes to investigate ::
<IrishTCat> # ::Guard steps out and shouts :: Who goes there ?  
<EmpressMonica> # Delance>M'lady! ::reaches out and grabs the Empress::
<DWEos> # ::Stands up and brushes herself off::::
<EmpressMonica> # ::Doctor tries to right Eos from the fray getting himself tangled in the multi-layered cloak::
<EmpressMonica> # Doctor>Now, now sir, there's no need to manhandle.
<IrishTCat> # G> Empress ! Unhand her Rebel Scum !  ::runs to nearest speaking tube:: Rebels Are In The Castle! They are holding the Empress Hostage !!!!!!!!
<DWEos> # :::rubs her forehead:::
<EmpressMonica> # ::everyone looks up as the guard brands them rebels::
<HawkmanJoey> % ::Sees the Emperor Bing's troops and calls out to his attack force:: See how treacherous the fiend  is! He's planning a sneak attack to wipe us out! Very well then, it's a good thing we can surprise them ::Shouts:: ATTACK! And take no prisoners!
<DWEos> # :::looks at the guard shouting:::
<DWEos> # Oh, for crying out loud.
<DWEos> <pause Eos>
*** DWEos is now known as AlxKeegan
<EmpressMonica> <Pause Delance & the Empress>
<IrishTCat> <<Pause everyone I played >> 
<HawkmanJoey> <pause Hawkman Joey>
<AlxKeegan> <oooh, they're showing my best friend's wedding on abc saturday!!>
*** HawkmanJoey is now known as TheBrig
<EmpressMonica> <Cool.>
<AlxKeegan> <someone pause the Doctor?>
<TheBrig> <<Every day when I wake up, before I put on my makeup">
* IrishTCat paws the Doctor
<EmpressMonica> <Pause All>
<AlxKeegan> <`thinkin and wishin and hopin and prayin~>
<AlxKeegan> <<<PAUSE SIM>>>
<AlxKeegan> <<<CUT AND PRINT>>>
<EmpressMonica> Bravo!
<AlxKeegan> Hurray!!!
<AlxKeegan> Good job everyone!
<TheBrig> Bravo! Arthur!
<IrishTCat> Chandler Bing is no Arthur 
<AlxKeegan> brb, got to bring the doggie in
<TheBrig> lol
<AlxKeegan> he's no Bing Crosby, either
<EmpressMonica> What happened to Tuna?
<TheBrig> No,like I said, Bing is a fiend
<IrishTCat> Rocket Sled Syndrome ? 
<TheBrig> Everyone hear tonight what Bing's middle name is?
<IrishTCat> As if .. 
<EmpressMonica> Muriel.
<IrishTCat> I watched Smackdown 
<AlxKeegan> no, didn't catch that
<TheBrig> hehehehe Wonder if that was his father's ideea?
<AlxKeegan> Rob, you're sick
<IrishTCat> Me ?  
<AlxKeegan> yes, watching Smackdown
<IrishTCat> Your the one who looks like a Buffy villian 
<AlxKeegan> nope, look like an anime heroine:-)
<IrishTCat> I like Smackdown so there ::sticks out tongue:: 
<AlxKeegan> oh look, a cat has rob's tongue
<AlxKeegan> :::waiting for everyone to catch the joke:::
<TheBrig> groan
<TheBrig> have to remember that one ;-)
<IrishTCat> Hmm Next week is the big battle and then the quest to get the four keys 
<AlxKeegan> how many parts in all, rob?
<IrishTCat> I'm not sure .. 
<AlxKeegan> okey dokey
<IrishTCat> At least 5 
<EmpressMonica> Cool.
<AlxKeegan> so we won't start the next story before december
<EmpressMonica> Sounds good.
<IrishTCat> Not unless you want me to shorten my story 
<EmpressMonica> That'll be the Holmes story, right?
<TheBrig> Anyone want to have another Halloween party at the Time Trap?
<AlxKeegan> Holmes and Russell
* IrishTCat is getting his story from dreams
<EmpressMonica> I was thinking that. David says Wed and Sat are the best days for him.
<AlxKeegan> just like that story in Strangest Sports Stories ever told, right rob?
<EmpressMonica> What time David? 
<AlxKeegan> except I won't be able to play on weds in november
<IrishTCat> Hmmm ? 
<EmpressMonica> Well, we can do Sat.
<AlxKeegan> kevin is giving tim weds off in november so we can work him more in december
<EmpressMonica> I was thinking of Thelma and Louising it with my mom Wed anyway.
<AlxKeegan> usually I can be home by 7 pm my time on saturday or wed
* IrishTCat is tired of being out of work
<AlxKeegan> then get a job:-)
<EmpressMonica> So 9ish EST time Sat?
<IrishTCat> I have job 
<TheBrig> NOOOOOO Grand Canyon trips then!
<IrishTCat> Just no work right now 
<AlxKeegan> sounds okay to me
<EmpressMonica> Poo, Rob. But then you can come play with us.
<EmpressMonica> Sat will work for the Aussie crowd too.
<IrishTCat> If I win tomorrow  I am going to have a party  
<AlxKeegan> win what?
<EmpressMonica> I was thinking we could alternate Time Trap and Time Vortex sims. Use the same night just different weekends.
<IrishTCat> 100000 dollar contest
<TheBrig> Not sure how Heather will feel about being called a crowd ;-)
<AlxKeegan> rob, did you read Legion #1 yet?
<EmpressMonica> Cool. Are we invited?
<IrishTCat> Be the hundredth caller 
<IrishTCat> Yes 
<IrishTCat> Still dont like the art 
<EmpressMonica> Awe, she knows I love her.
<AlxKeegan> and you've got a program rigged to let you be the only one calling?
<IrishTCat> but its getting better 
<IrishTCat> No 
<AlxKeegan> I don't necessarily like it but I've gotten used to it
<TheBrig> Did any of yall comic fiends go back far enough to remember the HHAAAAWWWK battle cry?
<IrishTCat> I am just trying to be optomistic for a change 
Session Close: Thu Oct 25 22:59:38 2001