Session Start: Thu Nov 15 21:24:36 2001
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<IrishTCat> Cody I am sending the whole thing to you via DCC
<EmpMonica> I hope it's not "get lost"
<AlxKeegan> "Randy Giles"
<IrishTCat> Yes  
<TheBrig> "I must be some kind of vampire with a soul that helps people"
<Dr10> I met Giles and he didn't seem so randy.
<AlxKeegan> it's his son:-)
<EmpMonica> LOL.
<TheBrig> I just say I was wrong not to believe Zom <I think> was worried about whoever plays Zom
<IrishTCat> Cody  You have to accept the DCC
<EmpMonica> Why not just call me Horny Giles? Or desperate-for-a-shag Giles.
<AlxKeegan> yes yes
<TheBrig> How, Rob?
<AlxKeegan> and of course, it had to be bunnies:-)
<IrishTCat> Hmmmm i forget 
<Dr10> Now, now. That wasn't permision to start acting randy.
<AlxKeegan> I'm thinking that if & when I do another story for Damon with the scooby gang as his crew, bunnies will have to figure in somewhere
<Dr10> Tee hee.
<EmpMonica> Those evil little demons.
*** AlxKeegan is now known as DWEos
<EmpMonica> Tuna, you know what we're talking about?
<Dr10> I saw an episode of Josie and the Pussycats in Outer Space the other day on an air flight.
<EmpMonica> I thought you never watched Buffy.
<TheBrig> "Woth their squiggley noses and long ears. And what's with the carrots?"
<EmpMonica> Oh, Randy Giles is in that too?
<Dr10> I do not watch Buffy because I do not have TV access anymore.
<DWEos> how sad
<TheBrig> bummer
<DWEos> well, sometimes, anyway
<EmpMonica> Awe, you missed the big music extravaganza then. It's reairing tomorrow night.
<Dr10> On balance, my abandonment of Tv has enhanced my quality of life.
<TheBrig> minus the extra 8 mins :-(
<DWEos> and doesn't Justice League Adventures air on saturday?
<DWEos> I wonder which scenes they'll be cutting out of the repeat
<Dr10> "The best way would bee to overload it with useless information. I wish we had a television set.::: Dr #2 in THE THREE DOCTORS
<TheBrig> LOL
<IrishTCat> David   it comes on S- 7.00 pm est   and Su-8.30 pm est 
<DWEos> cool rob, thanks
<IrishTCat> And you said you would tape it for me 
<DWEos> I have to copy this season's Buffy episodes so far this weekend so I can give my friend the tape when she comes into town next week
<DWEos> yes I will tape it, rob
<DWEos> unless something happens
<IrishTCat> And dont forget  :)  
<DWEos> :-)
<DWEos> CASTING CALL, anyone?
<IrishTCat> It comes on 2 different days the whole 3 episodes 
<DWEos> <=========Eos
<TheBrig> The other day FX showed my fav Buffy "The Zeppo" :-)
<DWEos> have you voted yet, Cody?
<Dr10> <==== The Doctor, version 10.5
<DWEos> and are they still taking votes?
<TheBrig> <<yep>>
<RuthD> <=::watching quietly from the sidelines::
<EmpMonica> <Tuna, are you still having problems with web chat? The programmer is still getting back to me on the problem.>
<IrishTCat> <<extras >> 
<TheBrig> <=============Hawkman "Where's the duck and chicken?" Joey
<EmpMonica> <=== Monica
<IrishTCat> [[Cody you get that part I sent ? ]] 
<TheBrig> <<On DCC? don't lknow how to accept>>
<EmpMonica> <Look under your chat window. There should be another window asking you to accept or deny.>
<EmpMonica> <Hey Rob, the answers in our opening scene are the questions we're asked to operate the machine.>
<TheBrig> <<nope>>
<EmpMonica> <Ok, then whoever sent it try it again.>
<DWEos> <I'm ready to run the credits whenever everyone else is ready>
<IrishTCat> <<Yes to open the secret panel >> 
<EmpMonica> <Perhaps you accidentally denied it and the window went away.>
<EmpMonica> <Ok, just checking. Ok I'm ready.>
<EmpMonica> <log's rolling>
<TheBrig> <<C, C, S, M? >>
<DWEos> <I've allowed you now, rob>
<DWEos> <IrishTCat> Sky ( Hawkman Joey and Grand Vizier Zom)
<TheBrig> NNdooh E C S M>>
<DWEos> <IrishTCat> Grand Vizier Zom begins to curse the impatient Hawkman Joey which surprisingly enough the warrior takes without complaint. Hawkman Joey explains that he didnt believe Zom's warnings about how dangerous a direct confrontation would be with the Emperor. Zom grumbles a bit about his plan being ruined and directs the Hawkman to return to his Base.
<DWEos> <eeek>
<DWEos> I didn't mean to do that>
<DWEos> <<<The New Adventures of Dr. Who Simulation>>>
<DWEos> <<Adventures on Planet Bing, Part Four>>
<DWEos> <<<by Rob L. Stubbs>>>
<EmpMonica> <We forgive you.>
<EmpMonica> <I always hit the wrong button too.>
<Dr10> # = Temple of 3
<EmpMonica> # = Sacred Place Of Three
<Dr10> <tee hee>
<EmpMonica> <psych!>
<RuthD> <maybe the term is "Charmed"?>
<TheBrig> <<Who's going to be Zom?>>
<EmpMonica> # ::the warning lights flash on and off filling the sanctuary with glaring red light::
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor looks around for clues, which he hopes are there:::
<Dr10> #This could be a wild goose chase ::he mumbles:::
<TheBrig> <<Arrgghhh, goodie>
<DWEos> # Red lights usually mean something bad, right?
<IrishTCat> [[Hmmmm Maybe]]
<EmpMonica> # ::gizmos and machinery reminiscent of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory turn and vibrate::
<EmpMonica> # I'm not sure this place is safe. 
<IrishTCat> & ::Chandler shakes his fist at the skies as the weather shakes the castle windows::
<DocEight> <<I'm just gonna leave this window open so I can read it later. Have fun guys!>>
<EmpMonica> # ::turns around looking for an exit and instead finds a window on the planet::
<DWEos> # Well, nothing bad apears to be happening here...yet.
<EmpMonica> # Oh my, no! Look. ::points to the window which shows an overview of the palace::
<IrishTCat> & Oh my head hurts. :: Chandler tries to rein in the weather but it proves much harder than he thought:: 
<EmpMonica> # ::a huge storm cloud with hurricane-like spirals is centered over the palace::
<DWEos> # That place looks familiar.  Where is it?
<TheBrig> $ ::Zome loses his grip on the railing and he annnd Hakwman Joey are carried away by the heavy winds::
<EmpMonica> # My home! Oh, all my china! ::screeches as the window shows a collection of plates whipped out by wind and scattered over the moat walls::
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor nods:: It seems to be coming from the palace. This suggests weather manipulation schemes, very dangerous.
<TheBrig> <<Dooh, $ = the air>>
<DWEos> # That doesn't look too good.
<IrishTCat> & ::Finally the sky begins to clear as Chandler regains control over the weather. He then passes out::
<EmpMonica> # But.. but we don't have tornados on Mungo.
<TheBrig> <<Zom anyone?>>
<IrishTCat> $ Z> This is a fine mess you have caused you overgrown parakeet .. 
<TheBrig> $ ::Hangs heaad:: Sorry wise one
<DWEos> # They can control the weather here?
<Dr10> <Sorry, who is DeLance?>
<IrishTCat> #D> I have found a reference to a weather control device in the sacred text.. 
<TheBrig> $ I should have heeded your warnings, but who would have thought that puny being had such power
<EmpMonica> <Oh no, Rob too. Rob you want us to do Delance?>
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor leans over to look at the texts DeLance has been studying.:::
<DWEos> # :::Eyes light up as she imagines all the golf and baseball fans who would be pleased:::
<IrishTCat> $Z> I did warn you but it is too late..
<Dr10> #really, please go on.
<IrishTCat> $ Z> You ruined the long term plans that I have laid out.
<DWEos> # Hmmm...it would seem that this is the control/observation area, then.
<TheBrig> $ I admit it was sll my fault. Just give me new orders and I will carry them aout to the letter
<IrishTCat> #D> Ming The Merciless created the devices to regain control over Mongo by blackmailing the people. 
<TheBrig> < & = Rebel base?>
<DWEos> <oooh, we're on Hoth now?>
<IrishTCat> #D> Doctor Zarchov discovering he could not destroy the devices so he cleverly reset the devices so only a terran mind could use the main control devices. 
<EmpMonica> <Ha ha, D.>
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor is amazed that Eos could decide that so easily. He smiled as he realized what an amazing being she is.:::
<IrishTCat> $Z> Let us return to your base. 
<EmpMonica> # Good for him. ::cheers:: But then why is it working now?
<DWEos> # ::::pondering look on her face:::
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<TheBrig> $ :::Holds Zom protectively as he turns and heads back to the Rebel Base::
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor snaps his fingers::: Which is why Bing and you, your majesty, were brought here.
<DWEos> # Some diabolical fiend must be in control then, to be using it destroy china.
<EmpMonica> # I knew there was something odd about that little man. ::backs into a console and it beeps at her:: Oh!
<EmpMonica> # I'm sorry. Did I do that?
<Dr10> #But who is it? It must be Zom, using Chandler to activate thee machinery, put fear into everyone, and then rule easily.
<EmpMonica> # ::the console lights blink amber, purple, blue in time with the red lights::
<IrishTCat> $ Z> I will pretend to be your prisoner. After all if it is known that I am really on the rebel side I will be of no use back at the castle.
<DWEos> # Is this an example of power corrupting, Doctor?
<EmpMonica> # Um... I think I did something. What did I do?
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor puts his hand on his chin::: But he must realize that using the system on such a whim is very dangerous. It could destabilize the climate of this planet. You can bend the climate, but it is likely to snap back at you in very nasty ways.
<IrishTCat> <<Both of these parts are too wordy ;) >> 
<EmpMonica> # ::the console hums and a large metallic seat pops out::
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor looks at Monica::: Good question, what did you do? What is this?
<DWEos> # Doctor, Oba-san here did something!
<DWEos> <move that line up before the Doctor's>
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor inspects the device and smiles::: It is a sort of testing device. I believe I saw sollmething like this used by those nasty metal blighters the Krotons.
<EmpMonica> # Like I should know? I'm an Empress and a chef, not an engineer.
<IrishTCat> #D> A strange device invented by Zarchov .. I wonder what it is.. 
<EmpMonica> # ::a metallic voice begins to sound from a speaker embedded in the console::
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor begins to manipulate it::: It looks like a locking device which tests whoeveer is trying to unlock it. I hope it doesn't test trivia.
<EmpMonica> # Voice>Subject be seated.
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor takes a seat:::
<IrishTCat> $ Z> The brave hawkman has captured me.. ::Zom pretends to be a prisoner as he is escorted into the base:: 
<EmpMonica> # Voice>Evaluation to commence. ::whirring and humming sounds as the spindles of metal tape spin::
<DWEos> # :::walks over and stands beside the Doctor, watching the screen::
<TheBrig> $ Come with me wizened one, I willl question you in private ::Takes Zom into his private room::
<Dr10> #  Well, well, let's put our thinking caps on. Eos, listen closely.
<IrishTCat> $ ::Zom bows to the troops with respect :: 
<EmpMonica> # Voice>::metal tape stops:: Name man who defined E=MC2.
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor looks at Eos:::
<TheBrig> <<Rod Sterling? ;-) >>
<Dr10> <Serling>
*** TheBrig is now known as HawkmanJoey
<EmpMonica> # ::a time clock spins on the the console::
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor speaks::: Einstein, Albert. Liked unions.
<DWEos> # ::ponders, thinks of an old man with stand out hair:::
<Dr10> #Hated nuclear weapons. Wise chap.
<IrishTCat> $ ::In private Zom goes to a large screen that looks sort of like a big TV:: Now to see what my spying devices have to show. 
<EmpMonica> # Voice>Answer correct. ::a panel of 4 blue lights flicker, one stays lit::
<HawkmanJoey> <Coolness the telescreens from the serials?>>
<EmpMonica> # Voice>::metal tape spins then stops, time clock resets::
<EmpMonica> # Voice>Name explorer credited with discovery of America.
<IrishTCat> $ ::Zom spins several big wheels:: First I will reset the recorders to 30 minutes and show what the Empress and Delance did. 
<DWEos> # Wasn't that Christopher Columbus?
<Dr10> # Cristofaro Columbo, also known as Christopher Columbus. Not very noble for a hero, very greedy.
<EmpMonica> # Voice>::machine hums and spins:: Answer correct.
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor smiles at Eos:::
<IrishTCat> $ ::Scenes play out shown from Delance and Monica perspectives as Zom watches:: 
<HawkmanJoey> $ ::Winces hoping Zom doesn't miss up his free porn channel but is too afraid to say anything::
<EmpMonica> # Voice>::panel of blue lights flicker, 2 stay lit::
<EmpMonica> # Voice>Name philosopher who drank hemlock.
<Dr10> <David, I will fail on #4, you do it.>
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor smiles::: Socrates, that old gadfly! His students got it well wrong, though.
<DWEos> <okey dokey>
<HawkmanJoey> <The Maltese Falcon>
<Dr10> # Rumored to have as his last words, "Oh, I could have had a V-8"
<IrishTCat> # D> Doctor Zarchov once more shows his genius by having these questions come from Terra . No one of Mongo would be able to unlock the hidden secrets
<Dr10> #No, not really. Last words were, "Soon I shall know what you all want to know the most."
<EmpMonica> # Voice>::hums:: Answer correct.
<HawkmanJoey> $ Hey! That tree-hugging rat is making goo goo eyes at the Emperoress
<EmpMonica> # Voice>::blue light panel flickers, 3 remain lit::
<EmpMonica> # Voice>::metal tape spins for a longer time, then screeches to a halt::
<IrishTCat> $ Z> ::Zom plays the voice of reason once more:: I am certain your comrade is loyal even though I chose you as my secret ally and not him .. 
<EmpMonica> # Voice>Name statue most desired ending in the name Falcon.
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor wrinkles hiw brow:::
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor begins thinking of comic book characters:::
<DWEos> # ::begins thinking again::
<IrishTCat> $Z> After all .. ::Zom trails off leaving it to Hawkman Joey's imagination to take over:: 
<HawkmanJoey> $ Hmmm, maybe, still find it hard to trust a man that trims his beard
<DWEos> # ::::remembers two people in trenchcoats standing beside an airplane, then shakes her head:::
<DWEos> # ::mutters:: No, that's not it...
<EmpMonica> <LOL>
<DWEos> # :::remembers another movie with the person in the trenchcoat:::
<IrishTCat> # D> I have heard of this Falcon from the court .. It is the Blue Falcon.. The Emperor once spoke of it.. 
<DWEos> # No no, I think it's the Maltese Falcon.
<EmpMonica> # Voice>::time clock ticks down to remaining seconds:: Name statue most desired ending in the name falcon.
<IrishTCat> $ Z> The recorders will catch up soon and show us what is happening now .. 
<HawkmanJoey> $ As you say wise one :: Thinks, it must have been some time since the Vizer walked with a woman. Theree's no hiding his interest when Delancie looks at Monica::
<EmpMonica> <Let the Doctor answer wrong. I wanna do some special effects.>
<DWEos> <okay, just move my line down when it's time>
<DWEos> <oh, my sister says that Giles is hosting the Victoria's Secret Special tonight>
<IrishTCat> <<You can do special effects with the opening >> 
<IrishTCat> <<His name is Head >> 
<DWEos> <yes yes, I know>
<EmpMonica> <There's time. Just remember to jump in the hot seat quick Eos.>
<HawkmanJoey> <<Hey! watch the rating! Don't want angry letters from housewives ;-)>>
<EmpMonica> <Tuna, give me a wrong answer.>
<Dr10> # The Green Falcon.
<HawkmanJoey> <The Malted Falceon? ;-)>
<IrishTCat> $ Z> Zarchov .. He thwarts me at every turn.. ::Zom thinks this to himself:: 
<EmpMonica> # Voice>Incorrect. ::a mild shock is emmitted thru the seat into the occupant::
<HawkmanJoey> $ Hey! That's Zarchov's ship, I thought that was just an old wives tale
<EmpMonica> # ::the blue lights flash and the time clock is on 3 seconds::
<HawkmanJoey> $ ::To Zom:: There was  a real Zarchov?
<EmpMonica> <Ok, quick seat change guys. Beat the countdown.>
<IrishTCat> $ Z> You worship the Three but don't believe in them.. ::Zom smiles:: 
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor jumps up::
<DWEos> # Uh-oh..what do we do now?
<IrishTCat> $ Z> Of course they were real .. 
<HawkmanJoey> $  ::Looks confused:: well... I AM faithful after my own fashion
<IrishTCat> $ Z> Flash Gordon , the lovely Dale Arden , and Doctor Zarchov .. 
<EmpMonica> # ::countdown reaches 2::
<EmpMonica> <Sit down and say it, Eos.>
<EmpMonica> <You've got 2 seconds.>
<DWEos> # Eeeek!!!
<DWEos> # :::sits down in the chair:::
<EmpMonica> # ::countdown reaches one::
<DWEos> # It's the Maltese Falcon!!
<HawkmanJoey> $ Flash? I thought the dude was called Streeak or something like that ::Shrugs::
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor points to the chair::: Come on Eos, trivia isn't my forte!
<DWEos> <white lightning, perhaps, rob?>
<EmpMonica> # ::blue lights flicker wildly then freeze suddenly, all off::
<IrishTCat> $ Z> Of course My mistake my large warrior friend .. 
<EmpMonica> # Voice>Answer..... correct.
<DWEos> # Yippee!!!!!
<EmpMonica> # ::blue lights blink on, all 4 of them::
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor nods::: is that the answer? Of course, with Humphrey Bogart and grace Kelly!
<HawkmanJoey> $ ::Beams as he hears  oof Zarchov's sabotage:: Aha! So the real power is Ming's. ::aside :: I knew the puny flake was a featherweight
<DWEos> # :::raises a fist up, then pulls it down::: Yes!!
<EmpMonica> # ::the console humas and shakes, the front panel slids up and open::
<DWEos> # Grace Kelly was in that?  She was wonderful in Rear Window.
<EmpMonica> # ::inside is a console of buttons and levers, a radio wave screen, a dozen tiny electrodes and a handwritten note::
<DWEos> # Keen!
<IrishTCat> $ Z> ::Zom looks sly:: Your comrade looks cozy with the enemy but perhaps I am wrong .. You did say that those two were spies and his regard for the Empress is just Forest man chivalry .. 
<IrishTCat> <<Actually there are at least 2 tracking devices >> 
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor notes to the note:: To the winner go the spoils. read it for us.
<EmpMonica> # ::the note reads::: Congratulations! You have won a chance to control the weather. Now find the keys necessary to activate. Strong as Earth, Destruction as fire, Life-giving as water, and all-emcompassing as air.
<EmpMonica> <Whoops, sorry.>
<IrishTCat> $ Z > Ah they see a note from Zarchov .. 
<HawkmanJoey> $ Chivalry my tail feathers! Delanciehas got it bad for that Monica babe
<EmpMonica> <I was being all creative and stuff.>
<Dr10> <Your enthusiasm is always welcomed by me, Jen>
<IrishTCat> $ Ming was just dedicated to universal domination and being worshiped.. 
<HawkmanJoey> $ Maybe those two are spies of the Emperor's at all. They could be forest people in disguise for all I know
<IrishTCat> <<Thats fine as long as there is more than 1 tracking device since they split up to locate them all >> 
<HawkmanJoey> $ ::NOds:: True, fine ambitons both
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor furrows his brow:: Now what could that mean. I assume there are more tangible clues than just that.
<EmpMonica> # You'd think.
<EmpMonica> # Why do men always have to be so cryptic? 
<IrishTCat> #D> ::Delance reaches into the box to pull out one of the devices:: 
<DWEos> # So, we have to find these keys?
<IrishTCat> # D> It has these buttons one at each corner carved as symbols .. 
<DWEos> <my computer keeps saying, in cordelia's voice, "Oh boy, you're about to get your * s s kicked>
<Dr10> # It would seem so, before Chandler, under Zom's manipulation, abuses this weather control and sends this planet into meteorological nightmare!
<EmpMonica> # "Strong as the earth"? Since when is the Earth strong, except when you're trying to get dirt stains out. Now that's strong.
<DWEos> <I think my sister is wrong, it's not Antony Stewart Head>
<EmpMonica> # ::smiles:: But then I never met a stain I couldn't get out. Oh, I'm sorry, I'm rambling again, aren't I?
<IrishTCat> # D > This one looks like something I have seen before .. ::Delance pushes the button and little lights begin to flash on the screen::
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor smiles::: Oh, here aree the clues I was looking for.
<DWEos> # I didn't noticed you'd stopped.
<IrishTCat> # D > How interesting .. 
<IrishTCat> # D> ::waves the device in a direction:: 
<EmpMonica> # To Eos>O sorry, I... ::realizes she was just insulted:: Hey!
<DWEos> # What do you have there?
<IrishTCat> # D> Perhaps you use this to find the keys .. 
<IrishTCat> # D> Earth , air , fire and water. They must be keys
<Dr10> #It would seem to be a directional locator. Follow it to the keys.
<Dr10> #And destinations.
<EmpMonica> # Now you're talking.
<DWEos> # Wizard!
<IrishTCat> $ ::Zom watches the events with interest as he makes calculations in his head:: 
<DWEos> # :::grabs one of the keys and looks it over:::
<DWEos> # ::reads aloud::: Manufactured by Marinus Tech, Inc.
<DWEos> # ::hands the key detector over:::
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor chuckles:: Oh good, I've got some experience with those.
<DWEos> <I know, reaching a bit>
<HawkmanJoey> $ I never much trusted that Prance of the Forest. At first I thought he was a little...:: Holds outhand palm down and waggles it::  you know? But now it seems that was just another deception. Did you see the way he treated our avowed enemies and those 2 spies? Hard to believe the little man could fool so many of us
<HawkmanJoey> <LOL@David>>
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor takes two keys and looks at them.::: Well, let;'s get going. Rocket sled as far as we can, I assume.
<IrishTCat> #D> We should split up to locate the keys. I and Eos will go locate the Earth key.. 
<EmpMonica> # Good, as long as I don't have to go anywhere messy. I just had this dress dry-cleaned!
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor tosses anotheer key to DeLance::: And get this one while you are at it. We will keep in radio contact using the rocket sleds.
<IrishTCat> # D > One group can use Stretchs rocket sled that is in back 
<DWEos> # Where will we meet once we've found all of them?
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor holds up a key::: Water is our first stop. Eos, my dear, care for a rocket sled ride?
<IrishTCat> # D> We should meet in the palace ..
<EmpMonica> <Isn't Monica supposed to go with the Doctor?>
<IrishTCat> # D> I wish that Empress Monica go with you .. after all her husband does believe I kidnapped her .. 
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor walks off towards the rocket sled, assuming Eos will follow.:::
<IrishTCat> # D> If she is with you then you will have a chance to explain .. 
<DWEos> # Is that okay with you, Doctor?
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor turns around::: Well, that fool might be jealous of anyone, but if her majesty would accompany me I would bee honored.
<EmpMonica> # Oh but surely I can explain to him, mr. Delance. ::whispers:: Besides I'm not entirely certain this Doctor is the type of person I should be seen with.
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor winks at Eos::: Don't forget to have fun, but stay safe.
<DWEos> <oooh, Andrea Boccelli is singing now>
<DWEos> # I'll be careful, Doctor, Scouts Honor!
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor bows to Monica::: After you, your majesty.
<EmpMonica> # :whispers:: I mean, look at those clothes. Where does he shop, Mr. Tramp?
<IrishTCat> #::Delance just assumes that everyone will listen to him and takes Eos to the sled in back:: 
<DWEos> # ::::unfortunately, Eos holds up her hand in the Vulcan Salute::::
<EmpMonica> # ::coughs over her insults and turns a slightly pink-cheeked smile on the Doctor::
<IrishTCat> # D> Its very dirty where this key is located at .. 
<DWEos> # :::goes off with Delance to the rocket sled:::
<IrishTCat> $ Z> We must makes plans now my winged comrade .. 
<EmpMonica> # Alright then. Thank you Doctor. ::takes her seat in the sled::
<HawkmanJoey> $ What should I do Wise ONe?
<DWEos> # My jumpsuit seems to be made of a very tough material, I wouldn't worry about a little dirt.
<IrishTCat> @- Earth Key journey 
<EmpMonica> # Which way do we go?
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor gets in ther sled and punches in some numbers::: fascinating device, this key. Almost impossible to copy.
<EmpMonica> # = trip to water
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor points straight ahead::: This way, madam.
<IrishTCat> $ Z > We must get these keys so we can take away the Emperor's power over the weather.. You would like that wouldn't oyu .. 
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor pilots the rocket sled above the deep blue sea, stretching out below them, and tries to patiently listen to Monica babble.:::
<EmpMonica> # ::holds onto her crown as the rocketsled speeds up and veers up and over trees::
<IrishTCat> @ ::Delance entertains Eos with some of his adventures traveling as the rocket sled flies in a direction very familair to him::
<EmpMonica> # ::wind whips around her mussing up her hair:: Phoebe would love this.
<EmpMonica> # She's always into this roller coaster type thing. Why I'll never know.
<EmpMonica> # But it probably explains her singing. She's terrible, you know. But don't dare tell her I said that.
<DWEos> @ :::once again, Eos listens carefully to Delance's adventures while keeping an eye on the scenery at the same time::::
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor motions toward the locator:: The signal seems to be directly below us. Looks like this will become a submarine mission. I love those.
<IrishTCat> [[Hey Cody  Shouldn't you be wanting to rush off and grab the keys ]] 
<Dr10> # :: The rocket sled dives steeply and very fast towards the ocean:::
<EmpMonica> # Are we there yet? Oh, good, good.
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor shakes his head::: We seem to be heading down a bit tooo fast.
<IrishTCat> [[It what Hawkman Joey would do after all ]] 
<EmpMonica> # Wait, did you say submarine? I don't know about this... No...ahh!
<IrishTCat> @ D> ::examines the locater:: We are almost there .. 
<EmpMonica> # ::the sled hits the water with a jarring thump then settles into a swift, smooth journey::
<HawkmanJoey> $ Why don't we send men after them and take the keys for ourselves once they find them?
<EmpMonica> # ::fingers in ears:: What did you say?
<Dr10> # :: The rocket sled lurches with the shockl of hitting the water, knocking the Doctor and Monica about as it continued its dive downwards:::
<HawkmanJoey> $ :::Headds for radio to summon the Rebels::
<IrishTCat> @ :: A splendid city in the various shades of green appears as the rocket sled flies through the air. The city is literally grown on top of a vast forest::
<EmpMonica> # ::picks herself up off the floor:: Really! How undignified. This is worse than Russ' trip to COney Island he just had to take us on when we were kids.
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor grabs on to a seat back and tries to avoid the shaking of the sled::: Perhaps an undersea habitation of facility, maybe even a cave. I love undersea caves. Met a Pescaton in one once.
<DWEos> @ Oh my, what an impressive city!
<EmpMonica> # A pesta-what?
<IrishTCat> $ Z> No Friend Hawkman .. I have a cunning plan based on teh fact I already know the location of one of the keys.. 
<Dr10> #Lacked social skills, actually.
<HawkmanJoey> $ You do? Where is it then?
<EmpMonica> # ::suddenly the observation glass glows an emerald hue::
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor looks out the view window:: Ah, we are nearing the bottom, and look at this. It is beautiful.
<EmpMonica> # Oh my, what is that?
<IrishTCat> @ D> I was afraid of this .. :: lands the rocket sled some distances from the city :: 
<EmpMonica> # It's incredible! ::eyes alight in awe::
<DWEos> @ Afraid of what?
<Dr10> #A fabulous undersea city. I would like to meet the wonderful creatures who made it. Perhaps they have the key.
<IrishTCat> $ Z> Its very close very close indeed.. Only because I trust you absolutely will I tell you where its at.. 
<EmpMonica> # It doesn't seem like anyone's about.
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor steers the rocket sled to follow the locator, to a specific part of the submarine metropolis.:::
<EmpMonica> # ::the rocketsled glides to a stop at a central dock::
<IrishTCat> @ D> Nothing really. Let me show you the back way to this key.. we wouldn't want to bother anyway after all.. 
<HawkmanJoey> $ Where theen?
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor nods::: Yes, it seems deserted. But that can be deceiving. Someone certainly built this, and it doesn't look all that mossy, so they have been here recently.
<DWEos> @ There's a back way?
<DWEos> @ Does that mean you know where it is?
<IrishTCat> $ ::Zom stands up:: The key is there .. 
<EmpMonica> # That's a point. What do we then? Wait until someone comes up to ticket us for doubleparking?
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor opens a small compartment::: Yes, I expected these to be here. Crude underwater breathing devices. You will need one to come with me, your majesty, but you can stay here alone iff you prefer.
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor offerss a beathing device to Monica:::
<IrishTCat> @ D> Yes I do but we must move like a cat to get there.. ::Delance stealthly climbs up the tree and lead Eos through the pathway bridges:: 
<EmpMonica> # Alone? ::looks out at the barren ghost city:: I think I can make an exception about getting messy this one time.
<EmpMonica> # ::takes off her crown and puts it on her seat for safekeeping::
<DWEos> @ :::follows after Delance, moving quite stealthy herself::
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor smiles::: Very well. I have always found underwater excursions to be quite stimulating.
<EmpMonica> # ::puts on the neon pink scuba head helmet and gear::
<IrishTCat> @ ::Delance ignores the statues that they pass his mind obviously on other things:: 
<HawkmanJoey> $::IMpatiently:: Where?
<IrishTCat> $ Z> You are wearing the key to the air symbol on your neck my friend .. 
<DWEos> @ Gee, these statues look a lot like you.
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor activates the hatch and water begins to flow in. It is as warm as bath water, very refreshing, even in your clothing, thought the Doctor.::
<HawkmanJoey> $ :::Manages to grin and laugh at once:: Very good, old one
<IrishTCat> @ D> Thats just a coincidence I am sure .. 
<HawkmanJoey> $ ::Throws arm around Zom's shoulder and pulls him to his side:: Now I know I can trust you. This looks like the start of a wonderful friendship
<IrishTCat> $ ::Zom smiles:: Now we just wait for them to come to us or perhaps .. ::Zom trails off as he gets squeezed by Hawkman Joey:: 
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor is thee firrst one out of the hatch, and concentrates on regularizing his bretahing through the crude instrument.::
<DWEos> @ :::realizes she is being put off but decides not to worry about if for now:::
<IrishTCat> @ ::The pathways leads to the center of the city as Delance doesnt even look at the tracking device he has in his hand:: 
<EmpMonica> # ::follows out and enjoys the weightless feeling of the water::
<EmpMonica> # ::sounding like Darth Vader thru the helmet intercoms:: Which way?
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor holds the locator out on front of him as he paddles through the warm water and into a building.::: This way.
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor notices hopw clean and free of normal aquatic life the hallways are. they have been heavily used and recently. But no creature can be seen now.::::
<HawkmanJoey> <<Imagines Courtney Cox with James Earl Jones voice and shrugs:: What the heck I can always buy ear plugs>>
<EmpMonica> <LOL>
<IrishTCat> @ D> Good No one has noticed us.. The key is in that building right there .. ::Delance points at a large building with lots of statues around it. One is obviously of him but the others seem to be of both men and women dressed in different sytles of clothes ::
<EmpMonica> # ::follows into the green illuminated hall::
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor swims to the left::: This way //intercom voice//
<DWEos> @ What's that building for?
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor looks at the surroundings and finds them stunningly beautifulm ornate carvings that looked almost natural, the lighting was perfect, and the changed perspective one gets under water made it look huge.:::
<IrishTCat> @ ::Delance enters the building and goes straight to the center of the room where a simple crown rests in one of two chairs::
<EmpMonica> # ::they enter a large crystalline atrium lined with many shades of coral::
<IrishTCat> @ D> Its a dull boring place .. 
<IrishTCat> @ ::Delance enters the building and goes straight to the center of the room where a simple crown rests in one of two chairs::
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor scans the room with the locator::: In the middle of the room, apparently.
<EmpMonica> # Impressive.
<DWEos> @ :::follows after Delance, watching the shadows::
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor paddles towards the middle of the room and finds a crystal pillar, with a lovely blue gem shaped like a wave on top of it.:::
<EmpMonica> # ::lets the water currents sweep her around in to see the surroundings::
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor nods to Monica:: Let's go have a look.
<IrishTCat> @ ::Delance picks up the crown and pulls a tree symbol off of it that he hands to Eos ::Take this while I put the crown back. 
<EmpMonica> # It's beautiful. ::reaches out to grasp the crystal wave::
<DWEos> @ ::holds onto the tree symbol::
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor snaps::: Don't!
<EmpMonica> # ::picks up the key and feels it hum:: What's the matter?
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor shakes his head::: I said have a look, not have a touch.
<IrishTCat> @ :: From the shadows emerges armed forest men who surround Eos and Delance:: 
<DWEos> @ ::looks around at all the forest men::
<DWEos> @ Friens of yours, I hope?
<DWEos> <pause eos>
*** DWEos is now known as AlxKeegan
<IrishTCat> @ D> Its not what you think . ::Delance says looking worried:: 
<IrishTCat> <<Pause Delance>> 
<Dr10> #:::Suddenly mermen and merwomen swim swiftly in as if ffrom nowhere. They do not look happy.:::
<EmpMonica> # Well just how are we supposed to collect this key if we don't touch it?
<DocEight> <<Back Guys, :-) ::waves::>>
<HawkmanJoey> $ What say you Vizer? Should I hang a net to capture them when they arrive or just save the rope to hang them once we have their keys?
<Dr10> # :: The new arrivals menace the Doctor and Monica with their sharp tridents.:::
<HawkmanJoey> <<WB>>
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor looks at Monica and shakes his head:::
<AlxKeegan> <hi heather!>
<IrishTCat> $ Let us not be hasty Hawkman Joey .. ::eyes glitter with enjoyment as his grand scheme falls into place at last::
<IrishTCat> <<Pause Zom >> 
<Dr10> # I should have known you wopuldn't be able to keep your hands off of a jewel like that. Say, I wonder how long these breathing devices last?
<DocEight> <<can't wait to read this.>>
<HawkmanJoey> <pause Hawkman Joey>
*** HawkmanJoey is now known as TheBrig
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor turns and smiles at the menacing undersea beings::: I have a bad feeling about this.
<EmpMonica> # Oh, but really! Watch where you're pointing those things!
<Dr10> <pause dr>
<IrishTCat> <<Revenge for all of those fish Monica has cooked ! >> 
<EmpMonica> # ::merpeople converge from all sides, brandishing tridents at the intruders::
<AlxKeegan> <lol>
<EmpMonica> <LOL>
<EmpMonica> <pause Monica>
<EmpMonica> <Pause all?>
<AlxKeegan> <<<PAUSE SIM>>>
<AlxKeegan> <<<CUT AND PRINT>>>
<EmpMonica> Bravo!
<EmpMonica> Bravissimo!
<IrishTCat> [[good job everyone ]] 
<AlxKeegan> Hurray!!!!
<EmpMonica> <whoops, I think my connection's gone wonky>
<EmpMonica> <Gotta go. Night everyone, love ya all!>
Session Close: Thu Nov 15 22:59:06 2001