Session Start: Thu Nov 29 20:54:48 2001
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<Jacie> Rob! Hi
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<IrishTCat> Hello Jen...  How are you ???
<Jacie> Pretty good. Survived Thanksgiving with the family. You?
<IrishTCat> I'm still doing the weird hours sleeping routine despite my best efforts 
<IrishTCat> I am doing ok
<IrishTCat> Oh I went and saw the movie of the year yesterday 
<Jacie> Yeah, had to force myself to sleep last night. Been having vampire hours.
<Jacie> Harry Potter?
<IrishTCat> Of course 
<IrishTCat> It was most excellent 
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<Jacie> Hi Tuna!
<Jacie> We were just talking Harry Potter. Rob saw it yesterday.
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<IrishTCat> Hello Alfred... How are you ???
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<AlxKeegan> Hi everyone!
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<Dr10> Hello all.
<Dr10> I am well.
<IrishTCat> Hello David... How are you ???
<Jacie> Hey David.
<AlxKeegan> am doing good..I think
<AlxKeegan> who hates Mandy Moore?
<Dr10> We had such a nice group last time I hope they show up again. I wish Ruth would stay.
<Dr10> do not know mandy moore
<Jacie> Isn't she a singer?
<Jacie> Some teeny bopper like Britney Spears?
<AlxKeegan> yah, they preempted angel this week for a teen show hosted by her
<IrishTCat> I didnt watch Buffy this week .  Instead I watched the second part of a JAG episode
<AlxKeegan> should have watched Buffy
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<Dr10> teenie booper
<Jacie> Cody! How are you?
<Dr10> I don't have television.
<IrishTCat> Hello Cody... How are you ???
<TheBrig> Hi Daavid, Tuna< Rib< Jen
<TheBrig> dooh
<TheBrig> Rob
<AlxKeegan> here's a hint...episode ended with buffy in her room, surrounded by strings of garlic and holding a cross
<Jacie> Ah well, blame UPN David. Angel's gonna be in repeats for a while.
<AlxKeegan> actually, new episode next week
<Jacie> And Aly Hannigan showed off her acting talents.
<Jacie> "Daddy"?
<IrishTCat> I tried to watch Buffy but I found the JAG stuff more interesting.. 
<AlxKeegan> Dad
<TheBrig> DYK they had to cut  12 seconds of last week's Buffy before UPN would air it
<Jacie> Yeah, Buffy's becoming more like Dawson's Creek every episode.
<AlxKeegan> nope, didn't know that, why?
<TheBrig> too explicit
<Dr10> Hola Cody.
<Dr10> Yazoo
<Jacie> I wonder what was in that 12 seconds? What I saw was plenty explicit.
<AlxKeegan> well, actually, looked like they're putting Buffy and Willow back on the right track
<Jacie> Really annoyed me.
<TheBrig> ditto here Jen
<IrishTCat> Well if they hadn't screwed up the satelitte feed I would have watched it Monday morning 
<Dr10> Yowza
<Jacie> Not a chance. Both are just at the top of the first hill. This roller coaster is gonna go far yet.
<Dr10> Yo
<AlxKeegan> ah, but at least they're on the right path now
<TheBrig> Bien gracias, y usited?
<Dr10> Yep
<Jacie> Nope. Willow's gonna be back at it again. Buffy's, well hate to say it but "lost cause" comes to mind.
<IrishTCat> I hope more people show up .. 
<AlxKeegan> aww, that's just the rumors talking
<Dr10> Tow
<Jacie> Might not. I think Heather's back in school again.
<Dr10> Yow
<TheBrig> Question Rob
<AlxKeegan> brynna is hoping to start playing again with the next storyline
<IrishTCat> I didnt do it .. 
<Jacie> Nope, no rumors, just my displeasure.
<IrishTCat> I was at home in bed 
<AlxKeegan> at least for a couple of months, anyway
<IrishTCat> Yes 
<TheBrig> That talon glove, does it have a Freddie Krueger type fingertips or a Wolverine wrist thing?
<AlxKeegan> ah, you're being pessimistic again, Jen, naughty naughty
<Jacie> I've been drowning my sorrows in Star Wars actually. Need to get that dark side outa my system.
<Dr10> Yes
<IrishTCat> Cody it has a pop out fin like on Batmans gloves  if you know what I'm talking about 
<Jacie> Someone on the Buffy boards actually didn't understand the whole Boba Fett thing. I think they didn't know who he was.
<AlxKeegan> oh, my sister and I saw harry potter on sunday, it was very good
<IrishTCat> It was not good 
<AlxKeegan> jango fett is not bobba fett
<AlxKeegan> it was great
<IrishTCat> It was excellent 
<AlxKeegan> superb
<TheBrig> Got you like the Niezchians? on Andromeda
<Dr10> Yippee
<IrishTCat> Yes 
<TheBrig> ty
<IrishTCat> Also got blasters and such 
<Jacie> What, how could I possibly like all that manly muscle-ness?
<Jacie> And the 'tude.
<TheBrig> coolness
<IrishTCat> and razer sharp finger nails for cling to stuff 
<AlxKeegan> brb, got to bring my cd player in the room
<Jacie> Well Dylan's more my style. Heroic and all musclely.
<IrishTCat> I like Andromeda by the way 
<Jacie> Who's the purple chick?
<IrishTCat> Trance 
<TheBrig> "----- ----- ------ ---" Cody's response to the last info is censored :-)
<IrishTCat> Poor Trance got her tail blown off 
<Jacie> Yeah, like her. They've made her a little more grown up this season.
<Jacie> What? When?
<TheBrig> 2 weeks ago
<Jacie> I liked her tail. Cool accessory.
<TheBrig> saving a rebel leader
<Jacie> Missed that. It comes on only on Sat here. I keep missing it.
<IrishTCat> Or maybe she is acting more grown up
<Dr10> Yoemanlike
<Jacie> The clothes too. In fact, the entire show has evolved this season. New opening credits and stuff.
<IrishTCat> Is Tuna suffering from cat withdrawel symptoms ?  
<Jacie> I dunno. Are you T?
<Dr10> Yearning
<IrishTCat> Any more questions ?  ::looks around room:: 
<Jacie> Wow, absence does make the heart grow fonder.
<Jacie> Not really. I assume we're ready for a CASTING CALL?
<Jacie> <==== Empress Monica
<AlxKeegan> I'm back!!
<AlxKeegan> <==========Eos
<Dr10> Yelling/// <-- the Doctor
<IrishTCat> <<----Irish T(What do you mean I'm not in this script? ) Cat 
<AlxKeegan> <am playing Bloodtide on my cd player while we play
<TheBrig> <========Hawkman "Small Feet" Joey
<Dr10> LOL
<IrishTCat> <<<---extras 
<IrishTCat> <<<----Grand Vizier Zom
<IrishTCat> <<<---Delance of The Forest
<Jacie> <I suggest main players improv roles in their scenes, i.e. David does Delance and the forestians, Tuna & I do the aquarians>
<Jacie> <Unless otherwise desired.>
<Dr10> <=== Scenery as needed
<AlxKeegan> <eeek, I wouldn't know how to play Delance>
<Dr10> <=== Glub, an Aquarian with an attitude
<IrishTCat> <<Hey I have no desire to do extra work if I dont have too >> 
<Jacie> <I can do the aquarians Tuna. Monica's a bit light of a role for me anyway.>
<IrishTCat> <<<Dont play him like Draco Malfoy  David 
<Jacie> <Everyone got their logs rolling.>
<AlxKeegan> <I can fake it if I have to, but I'd rather now>
<Dr10> :::bows to Jen::: As you suggest, my lady.
<AlxKeegan> <yep, rolling on a log right now>
<Jacie> <Okey dokey. Break a leg!>
<AlxKeegan> <Eos the lumberjack>
<AlxKeegan> <<<The New Adventures of Dr. Who Simulation>>>
<AlxKeegan> <<Adventures on Planet Bing, Part Five>>
<AlxKeegan> <<<by Rob L. Stubbs>>>
<Dr10> <Goes into character>
*** Jacie is now known as EmpMonica
<EmpMonica> # = Underwater City
*** AlxKeegan is now known as DWEos
<IrishTCat> & = Rebel Base
<IrishTCat> @ = Forest City 
<EmpMonica> # ::armed merpeople surround the Doctor and Empress with pointed tridents::
*** TheBrig is now known as HawkmanJoey
<EmpMonica> # Hi! We weren't doing anything. ::pockets the wave key looking for a hiding space, in desperation drops it down her bra:: Really.
<IrishTCat> & ::Zom is busy looking in a mirror while using a razer sharp knife to shave his hair off. After finishing the removal off his hair he starts on the thick beard shaving most of that away leaving only a bit around his chin.::
<DWEos> @ :::Eos looks around at all the forest people surrounding her and Delance::::
<Dr10> # ::The Doctor inspects the Aquarians as they approach.::: I am not a spy :::he reheases:::
<DWEos> @ ::she turns to Delance:::
<EmpMonica> # Lead Merman>::in the most glittery clothes:: Silence! Defilers of the temple!
<DWEos> @ Friends of yours, I hope?
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor smiles:::
<IrishTCat> &Z> It looks much better like that .. Now to change these bright colored clothes. 
<EmpMonica> # Lead Merman>You seek to steal the great symbol of our people.
<Dr10> # Hello, so good to meet you. You must be the leader. I am the Doctor, and this is my friend Monica.
<IrishTCat> @ ::Delance looks embarrassed:: I really wanted to avoid all of this.. 
<DWEos> @ ::as one, the forest guards drop to one knee:::
<EmpMonica> # Empress Monica, actually. And I don't appreciate being bellowed out by a giant fish person.
<DWEos> @ They ARE friends of yours? Keen!
<IrishTCat> @ ::Delance waves at his people to rise:: I wish you would stop the bowing too. Its so unnessary .. 
<Dr10> # Well that is always better than some of the alternatives, Monica.
<Dr10> #We are so glad to be here to visit your city, having heard so many wonderful things about it.
<EmpMonica> # Bellowing is never better than anything Doctor. If you have to shout to make your point obviously you don't have a point to make.
<IrishTCat> & ::Zom tosses the brightly colored robes of Grand Vizier away to don a well crafted black set of robes removed from a closet. He admires the cut of his garment in the mirror before looking around for the lumbering Hawkman.:: 
<EmpMonica> # Otherwise why do you have to shout, other than to hear the sound of your own voice.
<Dr10> #Please don't shout Monica. We are all friends here.
<DWEos> @ :::Eos holds up the key-tracker so she can see how close they are:::
<EmpMonica> # I'M NOT SHOUT--ing. I'm just expresses a point. Can't I express my opinions down here? 
<IrishTCat> @ ::Delance motions for Eos to put away the tree symbol he just handed her before the people see it::
<Dr10> :: The Doctor turns to the leading merperson:: We are so glad to meet you, because we are very curious about your fair city.
<EmpMonica> # Lead Merman>SILENT WOMAN! Or we will cut your tongue out and feed it to the sharks.
<DWEos> <ahh, oops, that's right>
<Dr10> # :::The Doctor leans toward the merperson::: Any good shopping experiences for her majesty?
<EmpMonica> # ::two mermen press their tridents to Monica's throat::
<DWEos> <let me redo that line>
<IrishTCat> <<Hey use it to advance the plot  Say the tracker beeps loudly as it nears the key >>
<DWEos> @ :::Eos holds up the tree shaped Earth key to look at it closer::
<HawkmanJoey> & ::Drops beer as  the "new" Zom enters::
<Dr10> # That shouldn't be necessary, you might try by asking politely.
<EmpMonica> # Oh. ::gulps and makes a motion to seal her mouth with a key and toss it away::
<DWEos> <okey dokey, once more, with feeling>
<DWEos> @ :::Eos brings the tracker near the tree-shaped Earth key, making it Beep loudly:::
<EmpMonica> # Lead Merman>::turns to Doctor:: You seem the more reasonable of the pair, Doctor? Explain your presence here?
<IrishTCat> & ::Zom scans the room and notices that the clumsy Hawkman has spilled more substance on the floor:: 
<Dr10> # Well, one can hardly visitt this planet without visiting your fairr community. And it is lovely down here!
<HawkmanJoey> & WOW! ::Jaw drops as he sees the transformed Zom::: That is sooooo w-i-c-k-e-d.... Maybe I should try dressing all in black? Not only is it sinister, I've heard it's quite slimming
<IrishTCat> & ::Zom thinks to himself Why did I have to get an idiot for an ally:: 
<Dr10> # It is so, so, wet and inviting.
<IrishTCat> & Z:: And just why are his feet so small :: 
<EmpMonica> # Lead Merman>This temple of light is forbidden to outsiders.
<Dr10> #And your tridentss are charming, but surely not necessary.
<HawkmanJoey> <<:-)>>
<DWEos> <maybe cause Zom is surrounded by idiots?>
<Dr10> #::: The Doctor nods:: Oh, I am so sorry. We did not know that. Well, we'll be on our way then.
<IrishTCat> & Z> We have no time for you to get new garments Hawkman .. Our plan requires total commitment to ensure success .. 
<EmpMonica> # Lead Merman>::raises his arm signalling the guards to hold back the intruders::
<EmpMonica> # Lead Merman>Ignorance is not an acceptable defense.
<HawkmanJoey> & ::Sighs:: Oh well, scale armor is very pratical anyway
<EmpMonica> # Lead Merman>You must accept the punishments.
<Dr10> #Insufficieently inforrmed, yes; ignorant, no.
<IrishTCat> & Z> In fact I have brought you these to aid that plan . ::Zom pulls out a set of ornate gauntlets and presents them to the hawkman:: 
<DWEos> @ ::::one of the guards notices the tree-shaped Earth key in Eos' hand:::
<Dr10> #More than one punishment? That hardly seems fair.
<HawkmanJoey> & ::Beams as he takes the gauntlets:: Nice
<EmpMonica> # Lead Merman>::considers the Doctor a long moment:: You will have a choice.
<DWEos> @ Guard> :::to the others::: Look!  The King has chosen a Queen at last!!
<IrishTCat> & Z> Be careful in their use.. They are equiped with a variety of weaponry .. 
<IrishTCat> @ ::Delance mutters:: I tried to avoid this but who knew that they would be keeping watch over my throne room..
<EmpMonica> # Lead Merman>Either you marry the Queen of the Aquarians, defeat the awakened Xracron, or... you can die.
<Dr10> # Well, that's a start.
<HawkmanJoey> & :: Slips them on and makes a fist, a bolt of energy shoots out and  a large brass vase disinigrates:: Ooops
<DWEos> @ :::the other guards turn to look at a stupified Eos, holding the key, the tracker making a loud Beeping noise:::
<EmpMonica> # You call that a choice?
<Dr10> # :::The Doctor considers::: Hmm, choice again, and choice can be tragic. Now, let me see...
<DWEos> @ Guards> The King has chosen a Queen! The King has chosen a Queen!
<EmpMonica> # Lead Merman>You have not been given leave to speak woman.
<IrishTCat> & ::Zom shakes his head:: Now I require the use of your key .. ::Zom holds out his hand:: 
<DWEos> @ :::Eos turns to Delance again, one eyebrow raised, a frosty tone in her voice::::
<Dr10> # ::The Doctor starts pacing and thinking aloud::: Well, I am sure your Queen is very charmng, but I understand the nuptual rituals involve the devouring of the groom, so perhaps not that.
<DWEos> @ A Queen?!
<EmpMonica> # Empress, not *woman*. When my husband learns how rude you've been to me, we'll... we'll level this place and built a real underwater resort!
<IrishTCat> @ ::Delance smiles:: Why else do you think I made us creep around like thieves ? 
<Dr10> #:: The Doctor turns and paces in anotrher dirction::: And I have been trying to avoid dying until absolutely the last moment, all these many yon years, so perhaps not that option.
<EmpMonica> # You tell 'em Doctor.
<HawkmanJoey> & ::Holds hands up in a barring gesture:: I'lll keep my key, Zom :: Suddenly razor sharp blades spring from the cuffs of the gauntlets::
<DWEos> @ Guard One> The Queen must be dressed in her royal gown!
<EmpMonica> # Lead Merman>If she speaks again, liberate her of her tongue and her vocal chords.
<Dr10> # :::The Doctor stops in front of the merman and smiles::: So perhaps it is the inestimable Xracron for me.
<EmpMonica> # Lead Merman>::to the male intruder:: Your choice then?
<DWEos> @ :::hissing whisper at Delance::: You could have given me some advance warning!
<HawkmanJoey> & ::Smiles at light glinting from the edges of the blades:: Oh yeah, I like that
<IrishTCat> & ::Zom looks impatient at the display of mistrust:: I require your key to analyze.. It and the 3 others possess a unique energy signature ..
<EmpMonica> # ::all the merpeople take pause at the Doctor's decision::
<Dr10> #Xracron will be fine, I always enjoy making new friends.
<DWEos> @ Guard One> The King must be dressed in his royal gown, as well!
<EmpMonica> # Lead Merman>Xracron is a fierce, merciless beast, Doctor. It has no friends, only meals.
<IrishTCat> & Z> I will then use this signature to target my transporter and bring the two keys here .. 
<HawkmanJoey> & :: Thickly thinkks back and remembers the fiasco at the palace:: Hmm,  perhaps you do know best
<DWEos> @ ::::the guards split up into two groups and escort Delance and Eos in separate directions:::
<HawkmanJoey> & :: Removes key and hands it to Zom::
<EmpMonica> # Lead Merman>You would be kinder to your woman if you simply chose death.
<IrishTCat> @ ::Delance tries to get out of the cermonial changing but his people ignore his protests:: 
<Dr10> #Well, you will find I have a way of becoming unappetizing.
<Dr10> # Oh no, Monica is a sentient beingg in her own right, and shouldd makee her own decision.
<HawkmanJoey> & ::Looks at gauntlets and tries to figure out what else it might be able to do::
<EmpMonica> # Lead Merman>::measures the confidence and determination in the Doctor's eyes:: Very well then. Your sentence is chosen.
<IrishTCat> & Zom's eyes glitter as he takes the key and goes to a bank of instruments in another room:: 
<DWEos> <well, semi-sentient, anyway>
<EmpMonica> # ::the merpeople relax their stance, each turning to the other to murmur about the intruder's brave decision::
<EmpMonica> # Lead Merman>If you succeed in defeating the Xracron, you will have earned our people's gratitude Doctor.
<Dr10> # Xracron must have a very busy schedule, and perhaps will not be able to meet with us during our short stay.
<HawkmanJoey> & :::Points index finger at  lamp and hears the buzz of a capaciter charging and quickly curls finger::
<DWEos> <you got any ideas for the clothing, rob?>
<EmpMonica> # Lead Merman>I wish that were true. ::sighs:: The beast left us be for many years, but alas his rest has been disturbed.
<Dr10> # It has been fairly noisy on this planet receenttly.
<EmpMonica> # Lead Merman>He has been angry with us ever since. My people have had to hide in the inner city to escape his daily hunting prowls.
<EmpMonica> # No wonder it was so dead around here. ::says in a quieter voice::
<Dr10> #Well, that does not sound very neighborly of Xracron.
<IrishTCat> <<No idea  just think ornate forest type clothing >> 
<Dr10> # Does it call itself that, or did you give it that terrible name? What kind of a name is that? My goodness, just growing up with a name like that might make you cross.
<EmpMonica> # Lead Merman>::shakes head:: The sea has been too turbulent of late. Currents are wild with the storms above.
<EmpMonica> <Rob, is there a description for Xracron?>
<Dr10> # Well, you should try being above, it is not too calm up there I can assure you.
<HawkmanJoey> & :::Almost slips on the beer he spilt:::
<IrishTCat> <<Think a combination of a dragon and a kraken >> 
<Dr10> <with extra eyeballs. I love extra eyeballs>
<EmpMonica> # Lead Merman>The beast is a hot blooded creature. He does not like turmoil invading his ice caves.
<IrishTCat> <<have Merman show Doc a picture or tapesrty and let Tuna describe it>> 
<DWEos> @ :::the female forestians help Eos change into silk forest garb resembling that worn by robin hood & his merry men:::
<HawkmanJoey> & :::Gets a fresh beer and takes little finger and uses talon to open the beer :: Hahaha::Laughs so hard he nearly drops the can. Clutching it he crushes it with ease::  Neat
<EmpMonica> # Lead Merman>But the currents ran too warm. They destroyed our coolent shrine and awoke the Xracron.
<IrishTCat> @ ::Delance protests as he garbed in the traditional silk garments of a forest king groom:: I may look in this but the hat messes up my hair :: 
<EmpMonica> # Lead Merman>::points to a corner of the temple showing signs of tools and stripped parts:: We have failed to repair the damage since the great whirlwave came upon us.
<IrishTCat> @ ::Delance protests as he garbed in the traditional silk garments of a forest king groom:: I may look  good in this but the hat messes up my hair :: 
<DWEos> @ :::Eos shivers as a breeze sweeps thru the room:::
<EmpMonica> # Don't have the number of a good air conditioner repairman?
<DWEos> @ These clothes ARE ceremonial, right? You don't actually wear these things all the time?
<IrishTCat> & ::Zom waits for the machine to finish its examination occasionally touching his beard:: 
<Dr10> # :::The Doctor smiles::: Oh, is that all? Well, I am very good with my hands, if I do say so myself. Mind if I have a look at it?
<IrishTCat> @ F> You will soon be able to take thse garments off My future Queen .. At your wedding night.. 
<DWEos> @ FemFor> Yes m'lady, they are for ceremonies only.  Our everyday garb is much sturdier.
<Dr10> # ::The Doctor walks towards where he thinks the device is::: See, perhaps there is a 4th option.
<DWEos> <just swap the order of the lines>
<DWEos> @ I...see.
<EmpMonica> # Doctor, what are you rambling about? It's just a heap of junk now.
<IrishTCat> <<Why  She has more than one attendent >>> 
<DWEos> <sure, that makes sense too>
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<HawkmanJoey> <<Hi Heather>>
<EmpMonica> # Lead Merman>You believe you can fix the shrine?
<Dr10> #Well, it might be easier to wreestle with this cooling device than whatever Xracron is. They don't sound very fond of the thing.
<DocEight> <<Hey Guys!>>
<EmpMonica> <Hey Heather! You made it afterall.>
<DWEos> @ ::the female forestians escort Eos back into the throne room:::
<DWEos> <hi heather!>
<IrishTCat> & ::Zom chuckles as the machine finishes its scanning :: Hawkman Joey ! You can have your key back now ..  
<DocEight> <<Yeah, just got back home>>
<EmpMonica> # How do expect to fix it? I didn't notice you carrying a toolbox or anything.
<EmpMonica> <Cool. School back in seassion?>
<DWEos> @ :::Eos crosses her arms and glowers at Delance:::
<IrishTCat> @ ::Delance is lead into the room looking even more handsome in his more elegant garments:: 
<DWEos> @ Well? Would you like to explain all this?
<EmpMonica> <Did you wanna play? I think Rob wouldn't mind some help. He's doing double duty tonight.>
<Dr10> #Well, as a filthy underground being once wondered, I can have things in my pockets's.
<IrishTCat> @ ::Delance explains:: I left my people both to seek adventure and find a bride. 
<DWEos> <my precious, my precious>
<HawkmanJoey> & ::Quickly returns key to around his neck. Pats it::: Ahh, back where you belong
<DWEos> <LotR opens on the day before my birthday, by the way>
<EmpMonica> # Doctor, what are you doing? ::watching him rifle thru his pockets pulling out one knicknack after another::
<DocEight> <<I think I'll just watch again tonight. :-)>>
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor begins inspecting the strange gear::: Oh my.
<IrishTCat> @ ::Delance continues :: The custom was for the ruler leader to give his intended the symbol as a sign that he or she wants to be wed. 
<IrishTCat> @ D> I didnt know they would be waiting though .. 
<EmpMonica> <Hey Doc, get Monica to chew the gum for you. Or hold stuff.>
<DWEos> @ :::looks at the key in her hand and groans:::
<Dr10> #:::The Doctor searches in his pockets and begins pulling things out:::
<IrishTCat> & ::Zom smiles :: We are ready for the next step now. 
<HawkmanJoey> & So what do we do?
<EmpMonica> # Lead Merman>The shrine once hummed in perfection for many generations. Unfortunately the knowledge to make the crystals sing again died with my grandfather.
<Dr10> # ::The Doctor pulls out a compass and passes it to Monica::: Would you hold this my dear?
<Dr10> # ::The Doctor pulls out a packet of Twinkees and winces::: Oh my.
<DWEos> @ But I'm ready to get married! Not even to someone as charming, dashing and handsome as you.  :::wry smile:::
<DWEos> <,eeek, that's not ready>
<IrishTCat> & Z> Follow me .. ::Zom takes of going through various rooms before stopping at what looks to a combination big screen TV , radar system , and a dentist chair :: 
<EmpMonica> # Fine. Oh, eewww. ::winces as she's handed the oozing squished bag of twinkies::
<HawkmanJoey> & ::Diligentle walks after Zom::
<HawkmanJoey> <<Y not e, dooh>>
<DWEos> <eos' garb briefly turns into a slip with the word "freudian" running across the front>
<IrishTCat> @ ::Delance smiles ironically:: My people are too stubborn to accept that though. 
<DWEos> @ Then what are we going to do?
<IrishTCat> @ D> I am not ready to get married and not to you either you know. 
<DWEos> @ :::Forestians gather as the ceremony is about to begin:::
<IrishTCat> @ D> I am trying to think of something .. 
<DWEos> @ Well...think faster!
<Dr10> #::: The Doctor pulls some duct tape out of his pocket.::
<DWEos> @ :::Eos tensly smiles at the forestians:::
<Dr10> # Ah, duct tape. You know Monica, duct tape is very ,uch like the force. Do you know why?
<IrishTCat> & ::Zome explains to the Hawkman just what the device does mention higher particles , tachyons , reversing the fold/space ratio of space time to the inverted frequency, and helokurtz.::  
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<HawkmanJoey> & I have just one question Vizer Zom... What does that mean?
<EmpMonica> # Because it's geek equivelant to superglue?
<Dr10> #  Well, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.
<DWEos> < <===sits eating one of the Babylon 5 cookies he bought at the grocery store>
<IrishTCat> @:: Delance recalls a loophole that might save them both from marriage.:: "It is said if the symbol of my authority glows with the color of the forest that no marriage can take place." 
<DWEos> <otherwise known as "ranger" cookies>
<EmpMonica> # Great, I had to team up with an ObiWan wannabe.
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor pulls out more items, including a coat hanger.::: Ah, very flexibleitem this, almost infinitely moldable.
<IrishTCat> & ::Zom sighs:: Let me try to explain it so even you can understand.
<EmpMonica> # Lead Merman>These things will restore the shrine, Doctor?
<DWEos> @ Well, we'll just have to see if we can make that happen then.
<IrishTCat> & ::Zom mutters under his breath about barbarians before trying to explain again.:: "This homes in on a specific signal and zaps it to the location chosen." 
<HawkmanJoey> & Then why don't you just set it for the   inside of a volcano and send all your enemies there. Or to the heart of Frigia... yeah they could freeze instead of burn.
<DWEos> @ :::Eos begins trying to make the key glow::
<Dr10> # :::The Doctor stops:: But I need some adhesive. Is that chewing gum in your mouth, yourr majesty? Might I borrow it for a moment?
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<IrishTCat> @::Zom explains:: The teleporter is powered by an extreme rare set of crystals that are hard to replace. 
<HawkmanJoey> <<wb>>
<DWEos> @ ::she rubs it like a lamp, blows on it, shakes it, but it doesn't glow:::
<IrishTCat> @ ::Zom waits for the next question because he know that there will be one:: 
<Dr10> # ::The Doctor puts the gum on the end of the extended coathanger and sticks the long wire deep into the device.
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<Dr10> <whoops, sorry>
<EmpMonica> # Chewing gum? What, no, I... ::snaps a small bubble:: I like grape yum, ok?
<EmpMonica> # ::spits out the gum and hands it to the Doctor::
<DWEos> <crowd reactions, rob?>
<HawkmanJoey> & Then why haven't you gathered the keys a long time ago... then you'd have them to reset the weather control in case anything ever went wrong
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<IrishTCat> @ F> Why is she spitting on our symbol ?  
<EmpMonica> <Just reorder the lines, T. It's ok. Keep going.>
<EmpMonica> <Hey Heather, need a seatbelt?>
<IrishTCat> @ F> Go on with the cermony .. Our King is just trying to relax us with some humor .. 
<DWEos> @ ::Eos gives the crowd a nervous smile, then tries once again to make it glow:::
<IrishTCat> @ F> Isn't our new Queen funny .. 
<IrishTCat> @ F> Hip Hip Hip Hurray for our new Queen .. 
<Dr10> #:: The Doctor reaches inside with the duct tape, and the device begins to whirr quietly.
<DocEight> <<This is what I get for using the Australian AOL :-/>>
<IrishTCat> @ F> Aren't they just going to have the most adorable children ? 
<EmpMonica> # ::the merpeople gasp::
<IrishTCat> &Zom growls angrily about Zarchov outsmarting him by making the keys requiring a trigger before they can reset the weather control system.
<EmpMonica> # Lead Merman>You've done it Doctor. You have restored life to our shrine!
<EmpMonica> # ::merpeople applaud::
<DWEos> @ ::turns to Delance:: They like humor? ::turns to the crowd:: Did you hear the one about the cursing parrot?
<Dr10> #:: The Doctor bows::: And I hope that improves Xracron's attitude.
<HawkmanJoey> & Like my mom used to say "A stich in time , before the eggs are haatched:: Rubs head:: no waite  That's..
<IrishTCat> @ F> On with the cermony !!!!! 
<DWEos> @ Shucks.
<EmpMonica> # Of course he did. You didn't think I'd hang with fools, did you?
<DocEight> <More like Super glue>
<DWEos> @ ::::Eos' brow furrows as she tries to think of some way to make the key glow:::
<Dr10> # Well, it has been wonderful, but we don't want to overstay our welcome, so we'll just bee on our way.
<HawkmanJoey> & ::Stops rambling as he realises  he just missed something important that Zom said::
<IrishTCat> & ::Zom climbs into the chair and behins to enter coordinates in the keyboard ::
<EmpMonica> # Lead Merman>::checks the observation panel and sees the ice caves begin to reform:: You have our and the Xracron's gratitude Doctor.
<Dr10> # I will treasure that forever.
<EmpMonica> # Lead Merman>Escort our honored guests to their destination of choice.
<DWEos> @ ::an older forestian, garbed in white, steps forward::::
<EmpMonica> # Lead Merman>I would hope one day you can return to us once our city has been restored again.
<DWEos> @ ::The crowd turns towards the old fellow, as do Delance and, reluctantly, Eos::
<IrishTCat> & ::Zom smiles as two seperate dots glow indicating the position of the keys:: Our opponents are in the Forest City and The Aquarian City but they have not managed to activate the keys .. 
<DWEos> @ :::the old fellow begins talking, revealing he has a lisp:::
<EmpMonica> # ::merpeople part in an aisle for the guests, a small group leads the Doctor and his woman out::
<IrishTCat> & ::Zom frowns :: I will not transport them until the keys are fully activated .. 
<Dr10> #Oh I am sure I will, but you might nott recognize me. But no matter.
<DWEos> @ OF> Citizens of the Forest Kingdom, a wonderful day has arrived!
<DWEos> @ OF> Our King has returned, with a bride!
<Dr10> #::The Doctor turns to Monica::: May I see the key you have stored in your, ah, bustline, your majesty?
<DWEos> @ ::he smiles at Delance & Eos:::
<HawkmanJoey> & ::Notices a  round grill on one of the gauntlets and taps it:: Test... test.. test... ::A squel of feedback howls from a speaker at Zom's control panel::
<DWEos> @ The course of love....true love... while not steady, has run.
<EmpMonica> # Ah, ::giggles nervously:: sure. ::discreetly pulls out the wave and hands it over::
<DWEos> <OF of course>
<IrishTCat> & ::Zom points at the center of the room :: I am also going to transport the Empress and your former Comrade here as well if they are not holding the keys. And before you ask an inane question about how can I know who they are my bugging devices are all ready programed into the transporter.
<HawkmanJoey> & ::Drops head:: Sorry Vizer 
<DWEos> @ OF> And now the king will marry and we will have a queen.
<Dr10> # ::The Doctor touches the scanning device to the wave key and it begins to glow bright blue.::: Oh, very nice.
<DWEos> @ OF> One last question, purely for formalities sake.
<EmpMonica> # How'd you do that?
<DWEos> @ OF> Does anyone hear know of any reason why these two should not wed?
<Dr10> # ::The Doctor winks:: I haave some inside knowledge on this situation, your majesty.
<HawkmanJoey> & ::Starts to clear ear with finger and remembers just in time that he's wearing very sharp talons::
<DWEos> @ :::the old fellow and the rest of the crowd look around for anyone who might have anything to say:::
<IrishTCat> & ::Zom smiles as the signal near the Aquarian City changes slightly:: One of the keys has been activated . They have the triggering device .. Soon Mongo will be mine again .. 
<DWEos> @ :::Desperatly, Eos pulls out the tracker, sets it to scan, and aims it at the key:::
<Dr10> # A memory is as good as a smile.
<IrishTCat> @ F > I think they shouldnt be married .. 
<EmpMonica> # ::at their rocketsled on the end of the pier, the two look back at their fish captors-turn-hosts::
<IrishTCat> @ ::That protestor is knocked unconscious :: 
<DWEos> @ :::she holds the key up triumphantly as it glows::::
<EmpMonica> # Do you practice at being cryptic, Doctor?
<DWEos> @ Excuse me, forest people, but look!
<Dr10> #::monica and the Doctor shimmer and then vanish:::
<EmpMonica> # Um... ::nudges him to look at the aqaurians as they raise and lower their arms:: What are they doing?
<DWEos> @ :::pretends to pout in disappointment as everyone sees the key glowing green:::
<IrishTCat> @ F> Oh look its glowing a pretty green .. 
<EmpMonica> <Oh, sorry. I was gonna do this wave goodbye thingy.>
<IrishTCat> @ ::Delance wipes the sweat off his head :: Behold the Key glows ! This means this union can not take place until some great task is accomplished ..
<DWEos> @ ::::the crowd's faces take on crestfallen expressions as they realize what this means:::
<IrishTCat> & ::Zom taps the screen :: The other key has been activated .. YES! Soon we will those two keys and the triggering devices within our grasps .. Be ready .. 
<HawkmanJoey> & ::Flexes gauntlets :: Reaady and anxious to try  your gracious gift
<DWEos> @ :::theatrically sighs::: Ah well, we must be about accomplishing that great task.
<EmpMonica> <Awe, she had just registered at Tiffany's too.>
<DWEos> @ :::The old fellow sighs as well, then faces the crowd:::
<DWEos> @ OF> For the moment, the ceremony is cancelled.
<IrishTCat> & ::Zom imputs the transport codes known only to him that not even a scientific genius like Zarchov could figure out without years of study:: 
<IrishTCat> & ::The transporters power source activates and a series of vacumn tubes start to glow with energy as beams bounce around inside the machine before emerging and then disappearing :: 
<DWEos> @ :::one of the female forestians hands Eos her regular outfit, folded to a small square capable of being held in one hand:::
<EmpMonica> @ = rebel base
<EmpMonica> <Whoops, make that &>
<EmpMonica> <I misread the symbols.>
<DWEos> @ :::Eos smiles at the woman and takes her clothing back gratefully:::
<Dr10> & :::With a crackle of energy the Doctor and Monica shimmer into existence at the Rebel Base:::
<EmpMonica> & ::her hair crackles as the scene dissolves and changes around her:: Whoa, what was that?
<Dr10> & :::The Doctor dusts himself off::: Hmm, well that took long enough.
<IrishTCat> & ::Zom glows with the energy of evil as he leaves the chair and stand beside his pawn:: 
<EmpMonica> & ::turns and notices she's not alone:: Zom? What is this? Where are we? And my god, why are you wearing that dorky outfit?
<Dr10> # :: The Doctor frowns at Zom:: Well, what took you so long? And why have you waited to reval your hand. It was fairly transparent, even to an offworlder like myself.
<DWEos> @ :::Eos gives Delance a relieved smile, just before they disappear from the throne room in a shimmer of light:::
<IrishTCat> & Z> ::Models his outfit:: Don't you know black robes are the height of fashion in New York, New York ?  
<DWEos> @ :::the crowd gapes for a moment:::
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<DWEos> @ MG> Well, that's our king, never one to waste a moment when his duty needs doing.
<EmpMonica> & ::chortles:: If you're dead or Anne Rice.
<EmpMonica> <Oh no, we lost Tuna!>
<DWEos> @ Crowd> Three cheers for the king!
<DWEos> @ Crowd> Hip hip hooray!
<DWEos> @ Crowd> Hip hip hooray!
<DWEos> @ Crowd> Hip hip hooray!
<DWEos> <pause crowd of forestians>
<EmpMonica> <Come join us in the rebel base David>
<DWEos> <yah, am doing that>
<EmpMonica> <I'll sub the Doctor until Tuna returns.>
<IrishTCat> & Z> Poor Empress Monica .. Even your so-called friends back home don't miss your egotisical,knowitall, clean freak self. 
<DWEos> <okay rob, have us appear>
<EmpMonica> & How dare you speak to me like that. I'm an Empress, damn it! And you're just--
<IrishTCat> <<All apprearances will be done by people other than Rob It says so in my script Dont make me get the union after ya>> 
<DWEos> <oh ho, how amusing>
<EmpMonica> & Doctor>Monica, I think discretion is the better part of valor here.
<EmpMonica> <LOL>
<DWEos> & :::Eos looks around in surprise as they appear in the rebel base:::
<IrishTCat> << Hermione Granger "He's rather disagreeable." >> 
<DWEos> & Now what just happened?
<DWEos> & And why couldn't it have happened before the ceremony started?
<IrishTCat> & D> Zom! ::Delance charges toward Zom intending to capture the treacherous fiend:: 
<HawkmanJoey> & ::: Holds up a hand in a stop gesture and that gauntlet  blasts out a beam of  energy that sends Delance sprawling. Nods repeatedly::: N-i-c-e
<DWEos> & Great, he has a new toy.
<IrishTCat> & ::Zom laughs loudly and wicked in the best manner of a grade one villian mastermind:: 
<EmpMonica> & Doctor>I don't think there's a call for that!
<DWEos> & ::goes over to check if Delance is okay:::
<EmpMonica> & Delance! ::runs to catch him::
<IrishTCat> & ::Zom bows ironically:: Grand Vizer Zom is quite loyal to the people and planet Mongo .. 
<IrishTCat> <<Hey Cody Have them back away from Delance ! >> 
<IrishTCat> <<You are not suppose to know if he is alive or dead yet >> 
<DWEos> & :::backs over to the Doctor instead:::
<DWEos> & What's going on, Doctor?
<HawkmanJoey> & ::Steps back from Delance::
<EmpMonica> & Damn you Zom. How could you betray me like this? Going in league with this barbaric woodsman? Hawkman is just a bullying child.
<EmpMonica> & Doctor>The old doublecross, Eos. But I don't think our royal couple saw it coming.
<HawkmanJoey> & :::As Zom ascends to the top of steps, Joey takes a position halway down the stairs::
<EmpMonica> & Doctor>Tell us Grand Vizier, what have you done with the Emperor?
<DWEos> & ::adding her voice to the Empress:: And he has bad manners, too!
<IrishTCat> & Z> Hawkman Joey is loyal to his own self and has chosen the path best suited for his rise to control over all of Mongo as Supreme Military Commander .. 
<EmpMonica> & Doctor>I see. So your royal ruse have outlasted their usefullness at last?
<DWEos> & :::Eos nods to herself as if she's said the ultimate in bad things about the Hawkman:::
<IrishTCat> & ::Zom gestures to the troublesome stranger:: Lay out my evil plans then .. 
<DWEos> & ::listens carefully to the Doctor:::
<EmpMonica> & What are you talking about? We're the chosen ones, Doctor. Chandler found the gateway--
<EmpMonica> & Doctor>With a little help I expect. So what was the point Grand Vizier? Use your puppets to control a world in chaos?
<EmpMonica> & Doctor>But now that the chaos has unraveled you seek to rule in open sight?
<EmpMonica> & Doctor>That is your definition of "loyalty to the Mongo"?
<EmpMonica> <drop the "the">
<IrishTCat> & ::Zom smiles again before saying::While Zom is loyal to the pathetic people of Mongo Ming the Merciless is not. 
<IrishTCat> & ::Zom gestures at the Hawkman:: Eliminate them all so we can get on with our plan my noble comrade .. 
<HawkmanJoey> & ::Beams:: I know... I'll point my fist at them and they'll disinigrate just like that vase :: Grins broadly and points his arm at the Doctor and company... ::::
<EmpMonica> & Doctor>Ah, so we know your true name, Lord Ming.
<HawkmanJoey> & ::Slowly   squeezes his hands into fist. Music swells as  beams blast out towards the Doctor and his friends. Theme music, closing credits:::
<HawkmanJoey> <pause Hawkman Joey>
<DWEos> & ::Eos, for once, has nothing to say::
<DWEos> <pause Eos>
<EmpMonica> & Doctor>::while everyone else cringes, the Doctor's mind spins fast:: before we die, Lord Ming, settle one piece of curiosity for me.
<DWEos> <Eos doesn't cring, she's just not sure what to do>
<EmpMonica> & Doctor>You have the three elemental keys to control Zarkhov's weather machine, but where is the 4th?
<IrishTCat> & ::Zom looks down at the Doctor:: The final key is in the last place you would look .  ::saying it tauntingly::
<DWEos> <it's in the Doctor's pocket!>
<IrishTCat> <<Pause Zom and Delance>> 
<IrishTCat> <<no No No >> 
<EmpMonica> & Doctor>::stares down Ming in a deadly, measuring gaze::
<DWEos> <oh that's right, it's not the sorceror's stone:-)>
<HawkmanJoey> <<Of course it in the last place. When you find something you stop looking for it ;-) >>
<EmpMonica> & Doctor>::showing no fear, no panic, just unwavering confidence::
<DocEight> <<LOL>>
<EmpMonica> <Pause the Doctor>
<IrishTCat> <<Wheres the last place you would expect to find a key to reset the weather control system ? >>
<EmpMonica> <Pause Monica>
<DWEos> <he said the last place you would look, not the last place you look>
<DWEos> <<<PAUSE SIM>>>
<DWEos> <<<CUT AND PRINT>>>
<EmpMonica> <LOL>
<DWEos> Hurray!! Good job, one and all!!
<EmpMonica> <Um, in the lock?>
<EmpMonica> Bravo!
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<IrishTCat> <<Nope Wrong >> 
<IrishTCat> Last part of the script next week 
<HawkmanJoey> I know, it's on a peg board in the basement :-)
<EmpMonica> Next guess... I'm guessing it is Ming.
<IrishTCat> Nope .. Its hanging around the Emperor's neck .. 
<DocEight> I should be here next week for the Sim :-)
<EmpMonica> Nah, too Buffyish, or is that Dr Whoish? Those rotten idea stealing Buffy writers.
<HawkmanJoey> Oh well, it worked in Night of the Living Dead
<EmpMonica> Cool Heather!
<AlxKeegan> hurray!
<EmpMonica> <Oh so cool. I can see the Doctor smiling next week because he expects Ming can't kill him or something.>
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