Session Start: Thu Apr 11 19:25:57 2002
* Logging #whosim to '#dtsfl.log'
<TheBrig> I fthey can, hope they're a Red Dwarf fan
<AlxKeegan> ahh, I get it
<DocEight> I don't think it's possible, unless you can do it yourself, Cody.
<AlxKeegan> but did you both get the script okay?
<TheBrig> yes
<DocEight> I did, yeah.
<AlxKeegan> hurray!!
<TheBrig> Hope Damon didn't pull any of DW5's nonsense of roommates ;-)
<AlxKeegan> oh, after the rescued and make it back to the TARDIS, Xander and Anya sneak off to have some offstage, offcolor antics
<AlxKeegan> not mentioned, exactly, but they can hear and know what's going on
<TheBrig> And yet strangely Anya is afraid of rabbits :-)
<AlxKeegan> so Damon and Smithers immediately start increasing the soundproofing and changing the decor
<TheBrig> lol
<DocEight> That is sad, cody....very sad...lol
<AlxKeegan> do  you have any preferences on roles for tonight?
<DocEight> forgive me if I zone in and out, I'm working on the next Vortex script.
<TheBrig> X-man !
<AlxKeegan> as for roommates, well, I figure that Xander and Anya are rooming together
<AlxKeegan> and Willow and Tara are rooming together
<AlxKeegan> or rather, will be, after this episode
<AlxKeegan> figure it takes place a few hours after the end of the previous adventure
<AlxKeegan> Giles and Buffy have separate rooms, as does Damon, and Smithers doesn't have a room
<DocEight> I'd love to play Giles.
<AlxKeegan> then Giles is yours
<AlxKeegan> Can you do a good Anya, Cody?
<DocEight> cool.
<TheBrig> lol
<AlxKeegan> I don't know if Jen has any preferences
<AlxKeegan> I can do Damon and Smithers
* TheBrig censores himself realising there's a teen in the room
<AlxKeegan> and that just leaves Willow, Tara, Buffy and the rabbits
<AlxKeegan> yes, we are going to be subtle with this:-)
<TheBrig> I thnk there's a new show next week
<TheBrig> ^i^
<AlxKeegan> not on buffy
<AlxKeegan> angel though
<AlxKeegan> and smallville
<AlxKeegan> and the new season of Nero Wolfe starts up, also
<TheBrig> Heather do yall get Angel?
<DocEight> yeah.
<TheBrig> DElayed or same season?
<DocEight> umm....probably delayed. Darla is about to give birth...
<AlxKeegan> then delayed but still same season, about 1/2 season behind
<TheBrig> k, don't want to inadvertantly spoil again
<AlxKeegan> definitely not
<DocEight> Don't worry about it....I'm not gonna see all of 'em anyway, It clashes with Enterprise.
<AlxKeegan> is Alex coming, Heather?
<TheBrig> argh
<AlxKeegan> that's awful!
<DocEight> No, she's working today.
<TheBrig> hope you have a vcr
<DocEight> I do. That's how I get to See Enterprise. I have school early the next morning.
<AlxKeegan> ahh, got it
<DocEight> I've been meaning to get a new one, though. For my other TV.
<AlxKeegan> good thinking, I'm all for multiple vcrs
<TheBrig> Were you at D&C yesterday? I slept thru again :-/
<AlxKeegan> shall we go ahead and start?
<DocEight> I'm at school while D&C Wednesdays are on.
<DocEight> Kinda ready when you are...Forgive me if you get parts of my story. :-)
<TheBrig> I keep missing lately, too tired after going to VA
<TheBrig> <======Xander and Anya
<AlxKeegan> forgive you
<AlxKeegan> <========Damon and Smithers
<DocEight> <=====Giles
*** TheBrig is now known as XanderAnya
<AlxKeegan> everything else is up for grabs
<XanderAnya> <wow dal.net allow for a lot longer nick>
<AlxKeegan> rolling credits now, everyone have fun!
<AlxKeegan> <<<The New Adventures of Dr. Who Simulation>>>
<AlxKeegan> <<Damon and the Time Scoobies in "First Landing">>
<AlxKeegan> <<<by David A. Sharpe and the NADW Simmers>>>
*** AlxKeegan is now known as DWDamon
<DWDamon> # = Damon's TARDIS
*** DocEight is now known as GilesEight
<DWDamon> # ::::a gentle bump and a smooth warbling, the TARDIS materializes::
<XanderAnya> # :::To Damon and Smithers::: Honestly I'm VERY sorrt, but it does look like a stereo
<DWDamon> # Damon> it's okay, Xander, you don't have to keep apologizing.
<DWDamon> # Smithers> Yes indeed, sir, the first 10 times were enough.
<XanderAnya> # >A> But he's very good at apologizing
<GilesEight> # ::cleans his glasses with the bottom of his shirt and puts them back on::
<DWDamon> # :::Willow and Tara come back into the control from the kitchen:::
<DWDamon> # Tara> Here's lemonade for everyone.
<DWDamon> # Buffy> Damon and Smithers say we've landed, finally.
<DWDamon> # ::Willow and Tara get very excited:::
<DWDamon> # Willow> Can we see outside?
<XanderAnya> # >X> You'd think a time machine would travel faster
<DWDamon> # Damon> Of course we can.  Smithers, would you do the honors?
<DWDamon> # ::::Smithers activates the viewscreen.  A flat screen on the wall suddenly shows the outside of the TARDIS::::
<DWDamon> # ::::a meadow, with a creek running thru it, and trees at the edge of the meadow, can be seen:::
<DWDamon> # Tara> Pretty!
*** Jacie has joined #whosim
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Jacie
<GilesEight> # At least Xanders Blundering turned out to be a nice place
<XanderAnya> #> A> How pretty. It looks like that 17th century village where I turned an errant sutor into... ::Notices Xander's look::: ah.... never mind
<DWDamon> # ::Damon consults the readings::: atmosphereic readings similar to that of Earth.
<XanderAnya> <Hi Jen>
<DWDamon> <hi Jen!>
<Jacie> <Hey guys. Man that was a nightmare. I was klined for too many log-in attempts.>
<GilesEight> <<G'day Jen>>
<DWDamon> # Buffy> It even looks earth-like.  :::looks suspiciously at Damon::: Are you sure we're not on Earth?
<DWDamon> # Damon> ::a bit huffily::: Yes, I'm quite sure.
<DWDamon> <placate a little, would you, giles?>
<DWDamon> <glad you made it, Jen>
<DWDamon> <the TARDIS has just landed>
<DWDamon> <willow, tara and buffy are still available, unless you want to play anya, also:-)>
<XanderAnya> # > A> If it were Earth it has to be a long time ago. Look those clouds are white not brown
<XanderAnya> # >X> Clouds aren't brown
<DWDamon> <waves at Heather, hoping to distract her from the Vortex thingie she is working on>
<XanderAnya> #>A> They were in LA
<GilesEight> <<Ok, I'm distracted....>>
<XanderAnya> # X> ::Shrugs::
<DWDamon> <you said you would be, just helping out:-)>
<Jacie> <Why don't I take roles not already in use. I'll take Willow and Tara... even though I prefered Willow and Oz.>
<DWDamon> <sorry, they aren't together at this point>
<Jacie> <I know. Boo hoo.>
<DWDamon> <willow and tara just came into the console room with lemonade for everyone, tara said it looks pretty outside>
<GilesEight> # ::to Damon:: So, do we know where we are?
<XanderAnya> <And that Bunnt show is a real poor career choice IMO>
<DWDamon> # Damon> Not yet, sir.  Now that we've landed, Smithers and I can start working on repairing the damage.
<Jacie> <Oh, is this pre Magick-strungout Willow?>
<XanderAnya> <Not to mention that boot camp hairdo>
<DWDamon> <yep, remember, takes place 5th season, after Riley leaves, they left earth dec. 31, 2000>
<XanderAnya> <BAck in the (forgive me) Glory days :-)>
<DWDamon> <LOL>
*** Jacie is now known as WilTara
<DWDamon> <that will be changing, I'm imagining willow with long hair in a ponytail and tara with her hair up>
<DWDamon> <well, braided long hair, maybe>
<DWDamon> <for willow, that is>
<DWDamon> # Damon> Well, since this is  your first alien planet, I think you all should explore it.
<DWDamon> # :::He digs into his pocket and pulls out 6 TARDIS keys::
<XanderAnya> # >X> What if there's face eating BEMs out there?
<DWDamon> # Damon> These are keys to the TARDIS.  Without them you can't get back in.
<WilTara> # Tara>It looks harmless enough. Oh look, a frog pond.
<XanderAnya> # >A> BEMs?
<XanderAnya> #>X> Ah that means Bug Eyed Monsters
<DWDamon> # Damon> There's also a locating device built into the key.
<WilTara> # Wil>There aren't any monsters I can see, unless you're scared of frogs Xander.
<DWDamon> # :::Damon shows them how it works..press the button and the key flashes, the closer you are the more it flashes::::
<DWDamon> # Damon> You should have no trouble speaking the language of any inhabitants, if there are any.
<XanderAnya> # >X> :::Grimaces:: Don't forget I almost became one thanks to the swim team coach
<WilTara> # Wil>::excited by the toy:: A homing beacon in a key. Where was this when I lost my car last week on the Fine Arts lot?
<WilTara> # Tara>Swim team?
<XanderAnya> # >A > Your coach was a demon?
<DWDamon> # Damon> The TARDIS automatically translates languages for myself and my companions.
<XanderAnya> # > X > Back at Sunnydale High
<WilTara> # Wil>It was a genetic experiment thingie. Very unnatural. You should've seen Xander in his speedos.
<DWDamon> # Smithers> The weather appears to be balmy, you won't be needing coats or the like.
<XanderAnya> # > A > ::Stares up and down at Xander and smiles::
<DWDamon> # Smithers> Xander looks unnatural in Speedos?
<DWDamon> # ::::Smithers looks rather critcally at Xander:::
<XanderAnya> # > X > Hey!
<GilesEight> ::smiles::
<XanderAnya> # > X > I looked just fine.... just a little uncomfortable maybe
<DWDamon> # :::Damon opens the TARDIS door:::
<DWDamon> # Damon> Why don't you give us a few hours, at least.
<DWDamon> # :::he begins ushering them out the door:::
<DWDamon> # Damon> Now, have fun and be careful out there.
<XanderAnya> # > X> Couldn't we just watch somwe videos or something?
<WilTara> # Wil> Goodie. I want to catch some froggies. ::skips out the door with Tara::
<DWDamon> # Buffy> Come along, Mr. Adventure.
<XanderAnya> # > A > Come on Xander... perhaps we could find some place private
<DWDamon> # :::Damon closes and locks the door after the last Scoobie has exited:::
<XanderAnya> # > X > Just being cautious :: Slowly exits TARDIS::
<DWDamon> # Damon> :::wipes his forehead::: Whew!
<DWDamon> # Smithers> Indeed.
<DWDamon> # Damon> I didn't think having them in the TARDIS would be quite so...hectic.
<DWDamon> # Smithers> Things quite often turn out different from how we imagine they will.
<DWDamon> <you guys can start the next scene if you want, unless you're enjoying mine:-)>
<XanderAnya> <& = planet>
<XanderAnya> <:-)>
<DWDamon> # Damon> Remind me, once we've fixed the controls, to keep Xander away from them.
<XanderAnya> <;-P>
<DWDamon> # Smithers> ::a bit emphatically::: Yes sir!
<DWDamon> # Damon> Maybe some kind of genetic force field?
<DWDamon> # ::Takes off his jacket and opens up the TARDIS console while Smithers brings in the tools::
<WilTara> & Tara> ::at pond's edge, tries coaxing a frog to her hand:: Here froggie, here Mr. Frog.
<WilTara> & Tara> Ouch! It bit me. ::rubs her finger::
<XanderAnya> & > X > Watch it Willow, you'll get warts
<WilTara> & Wil> Bad frog!
<DWDamon> <now I can help out with the other roles, since Damon and Smithers aren't back again till the end section>
<XanderAnya> <just name them >
<XanderAnya> & > X > Weird. That was straight out of "Night of the Frogs"
<GilesEight> & Be more careful, you two.
<DWDamon> & Buffy> :::pulls Giles a bit to one side:::
<WilTara> & Tara & Willow> ::getting up and dusting themselves off:: We will.
<DWDamon> & Buffy> Giles, do you think Dawn will be safe?  I mean, she only has Mom to protect her. And what will they do when we don't come back?
<WilTara> & Wil>::soothing Tara's boo-boo:: You alright sweety?
<XanderAnya> & > A > Look Xander, some trees. Let's go over there, you can carve our initials on one.
<WilTara> & Tara>Yes, um, I think so. I didn't know frogs had teeth.
<XanderAnya> & > X> You know I don't carry a pocketknife, Mom won't let me have one since that ugly Boy Scout Jamboree incident
<WilTara> & Wil>They do on this planet. I wonder what else is here.
<DWDamon> <LOL>
<GilesEight> & I'm sure Dawn will be fine. Your Mum is quite capiable of looking after her for a while. Then there's Spike...
<DWDamon> # Buffy> Let's not talk about Spike.
<XanderAnya> & > A > ::Frowns and pulls Xander closer and whispers in his ear::
<DWDamon> <oh great, they're going to find the natives while loooking for a place to you know>
<XanderAnya> & > X > Oh!... yeah ::to others:: I guess we'll just walk over that way... you know.. by ourselves
<DWDamon> <gee, reminds me of xander and cordelia sneaking off together>
<XanderAnya> <:-)>
<WilTara> & Tara>::rolls eyes at Xander:: Just be careful.
<XanderAnya> <$= woods>
<DWDamon> <have Anya scream when they see the anthropomorhpic bunnies>
<WilTara> & Willow> Remember what Giles and Damon said. We don't know what creatures live here.
<WilTara> & Tara> Besides finger-eating frogs.
<DWDamon> <did Giles have something else to say to Buffy?:-)>
<XanderAnya> & > X> Oh I always carry...::flusters :: ah, yeah
<XanderAnya> & :::Xander and Anya walk off into woods::
<WilTara> & Willow> Right, there could be other finger-eating creatures.
<WilTara> & Tara> Finger-eating squirrels for instance. Or finger-eating pigeons.
<GilesEight> & ::notices the worried look on Buffy's face:: Look, I spoke to Damon and hesaid that she'll be fine. ::puts his hands on her shoulders and smiles:: he promised.
<DWDamon> & Buffy> Really?
<WilTara> & Willow> & ::warming to the topic:: Or finger-eating bunnies? Or finger-eating puppies?
<WilTara> & Tara> No not puppies. I like puppies.
<GilesEight> & Really. Now, we're supposed to be enjoying ourselves, aren't we?
<XanderAnya> < HArd to think subtle as Anya ;-)>
<DWDamon> <and there's not any money around at the moment to distract her>
<DWDamon> & Buffy> This does seem to be the perfect setting for an enjoying type moment.
<XanderAnya>  $ > X > Breaks from a long kiss, to see Anya's eyes widen:::
<XanderAnya> $ > A> :::Screams::: Nooooooo! That's disgusting ::Runs back towards the others::
<DWDamon> & Buffy> Was that Anya screaming?
<XanderAnya> $ X > :::Stands confused for a second then runs after Anya::
<GilesEight> & It sounded like her.,
<WilTara> & ::Tara and Wil share a look then run off after the scream::
<DWDamon> & :::Buffy begins running in the direction of the scream:::
<XanderAnya> & :::Comes over hill screaming:: Run! Run away! Monsters
<XanderAnya> <^A^>
<DWDamon> & Buffy> Monsters? What kind of monsters?
<XanderAnya> & A> ::Grabs Buffy's arms::: Giant bunnies
<XanderAnya> & X > :::Catches up with the others::: What!? All this because you saw a rabbit in the woods?
<XanderAnya> & A> Not just a rabbit. GIANT rabbits and they were in a feild... hoeing
<DWDamon> & Buffy? GIANT rabbits? We'd better go take a look.
<DWDamon> & Buffy> Lead the way, you two.
<XanderAnya> & X> Wait just a minute, is eveyone forgetting that a little froggie tried to eat Willow? Who knows what a giant rabbit will be like
<XanderAnya> & ::Shivers in Xander's arms:: Please stop saying.... THAT word
<DWDamon> & Buffy> Just because they're big doesn't mean they're necessarily dangerous.
<WilTara> & Willow>Maybe they're dancing giant rabbits?
<DWDamon> <when they look out thru the woods, they see a rabbit looking thru the trees at the same time, scares the rabbit, which goes running back to the others>
<XanderAnya> & X> Yeah right, this could be a Warner Brothers planet, Then why did the frog bite you instead of sing and dance?
*** DWDamon is now known as DWBuffy
<DWBuffy> & Buffy> This isn't some kind of musical, Xander.
<WilTara> & Tara> ::shrugs:: Maybe it was hungry for entertainment?
<XanderAnya> <Argh lol>
<WilTara> & Willow> Like there would be a demon of the dance.
<DWBuffy> $ :::Buffy sneaks thru the woods, the others behind her:::
<XanderAnya> & X > ::Purses lips and tilts head :: Too bad there isn't
<DWBuffy> $ Now where was it you saw these bunnies?
<WilTara> & Tara> There is. ::shivers:: That Flatley guy. No one could dance like that in leather pants and be Irish.
<DWBuffy> <I'm using the $ symbol again since they're in the woods, etc>
<XanderAnya> $ X> Only he's the LORD of the dance not a nasty demon
<XanderAnya> $ A> ::Pinches Xander's arm::
<DWBuffy> $ Anya, where were these creatures?
<XanderAnya> $ X> Ouch! ::Rubs arm :: Sorry
<XanderAnya> $ A> ::Points with a shaking arm :: Over there
<DWBuffy> & :::Buffy creeps thru the trees, spreading the branches to look thru:::
<DWBuffy> $ :::she looks thru the branches just as a Lepus looks thru from the other side:::
<DWBuffy> $ :::they both see each other and yell:::
<DWBuffy> $ Both> EEEEK!!!!
<DWBuffy> $ :::Buffy steps back while the Lepus runs down the slope, yelling:::
<DWBuffy> $ Lepus1> Monsters!!
<XanderAnya> $ A> ::Jumps into Xander's arms::
<GilesEight> $ ::looks confused:: How very odd.
<WilTara> $ Willow> I thought he was kinda cute.
<DWBuffy> $ ::to Giles:: Is this one of those talk-first moments?
<XanderAnya> $ X > ::Dazed after seeing the giant rabbit ::: Curiouse and couriser
<GilesEight> $ I believe so. 
<DWBuffy> $ Like they talk about in all those sci-fi movies, whenever they meet aliens for the first time?
<WilTara> $ Tara>It might be worth a try.
<XanderAnya> $ X> Yeah but don't forget the preacher in "War of the Worlds"
<DWBuffy> $ Let's go then.
<DWBuffy> $ Like you'll see me turn the other cheek, Xander?
<DWBuffy> $ :::shakes her head, grins wrly, then steps thru the trees and out onto the hillside::
<GilesEight> <<man...this is harder than I thought....>>
<DWBuffy> <oops, that was wryly>
<XanderAnya> $ X> Just when he went to talk they hit him with a heat ray. Zaap
<DWBuffy> <what's harder, Heather?>
<XanderAnya> $ A> I'll wait here
<GilesEight> <<coming up with something for Vortex/Blackadder that sounds convincing...>>
<DWBuffy> <ah, got it, I thought you meant coming up with things for Giles to say>
<WilTara> $ ::Willow, Tara and Xander all exchange looks then grab Anya by the arm and pull her forward::
<DWBuffy> <hee hee>
<XanderAnya> $ X> Anya, would you rather wait here  or be next to the undefeated monster berating champion, the Buffster?
<GilesEight> <<:-)>>
<XanderAnya> <Weird a typo that seems to make sense that's suppossed to be beating>
<DWBuffy> $ :::down the slope they see the bunny person who ran off, talking to other bunny people and pointing up the slope:::
<WilTara> $ Willow>::in Anya's other ear:: After all, I think that frog has another hungry friend.
<XanderAnya> $ A> Oh no, there's hundreads of them
<XanderAnya> $ X> Well they are rabbits
<DWBuffy> $ Hello?! Sorry, we didn't mean to frighten anyone.
<DWBuffy> $ :::A bunny person, wearing overalls and a hat, walks up to meet them halfway:::
<DWBuffy> $ We're just visitors here.  My name's Buffy.
<DWBuffy> $ :::Buffy holds out her hand:::
<DWBuffy> $ :::the Bunny person holds out his hand and shakes Buffy's hand:::
<GilesEight> $ ::smiles:: You see, diplomacy works as well as destruction.
<DWBuffy> $ BPL> I'm Leonard, the town elder.
<DWBuffy> <think of them as walking on two legs, looking kinda like furry humans with long bunny ears>
<GilesEight> $ How d'you do.
<DWBuffy> <you guys handle things for a minute, I have to take kojack out to  potty>
<XanderAnya> <np>
<XanderAnya> <new symbol?>
<WilTara> $ Leonard>Do? I farm. How do you..do?
<GilesEight> $ Oh, you misunderstand....It was a greeting. Like Hello.
<WilTara> $ Willow>No, that's just an... nevermind. I'm Willow.
<WilTara> $ Tara>I'm Tara. Hi. ::does a little wave::
<XanderAnya> $ X> :::Gasps::: An-ya? Please-let-go-can't-breath
<WilTara> $ Willow>::turns and gives Anya an icy "be nice" glare:: And this is Xander and Anya.
<XanderAnya> $ A> ::Lets go of Xander's cheast but gets behind him::: And I'm Anya and this is my big bad boy friend so just watch it
<DWBuffy> <I'm back!!>
<XanderAnya> <WB>
<WilTara> $ Leonard>::scratches his big floppy ears:: You should join us, at the village.
<DWBuffy> $ Leonard> We'll have a feast to welcome you.
<DWBuffy> $ :::Leonard turns around to the others::
<DWBuffy> $ ::He claps his hands to get their attention:::
<XanderAnya> $ A> :::Softly to Xander:: Can't we just leave?
<DWBuffy> $ Leonard> These people are visitors to our land.  Let us go back to the village and have a feast to welcome them.
<XanderAnya> $ X> They just want to have us for dinner
<WilTara> $ Willow>Oooh, a feast. Will there be carrots I wonder.
<XanderAnya> $ A> That's what I'm afraid of
<DWBuffy> $ :::the other bunny people applaud, then go back to the village:::
<WilTara> $ Tara>Come on, you two. It can't be that bad. I mean they're fluffy and all.
<XanderAnya> $ A> ::Shivers:: Exactly
<WilTara> $ ::the Scoobies follow dragging Anya along to the village::
<WilTara> @ = village
<DWBuffy> $ Like in those furry animal comics you read, Xander.
<WilTara> @ ::everyone sits around a campfire, giant bunnies dancing around the flames::
<XanderAnya> @ X> Well the joint's really jumping :: Looks at the others stares:: Gee, tough crowd
<DWBuffy> @ :::everyone is eating bowls of delicous vegetable stew...everyone, that is, except Anya:::
<XanderAnya> @ X> :::After several spoons of the stew atarts blinking::
<DWBuffy> @ Leonard> We ourselves were strangers to this land once.
<DWBuffy> @ Leonard> We came here escaping from our enemies, who were hunting us to extinction.
<GilesEight> @ ::takes a spoonful:: This is quite nice. Perhaps I can get the recipie from you?
<DWBuffy> <when they realize they've been drugged, have Willow and Tara try to do magic and find out they can't, at least on this planet>
<WilTara> @ Willow & Tara>::eagerly listening and eating their stew::
<DWBuffy> @ Leonard> I'm sure our cook would be delighted to share the recipe.
<XanderAnya> @ X> :::After several spoons of the stew atarts blinking::
<XanderAnya> @ X> :::Begins to slur his words:: See Anya, everything is fine. Come on let's dance
<XanderAnya> @ A> ::Pushes away bowl:: No thanks I'm still not comfortable with all these... things
<XanderAnya> @ X> Ooookay, Willow? Tara? :::Starts to do the Snoppy Dance::
<XanderAnya> <brb>
<DWBuffy> @ Leonard> It it regretful that things didn't turn out some other way.
<WilTara> @ Tara>::giggles at Xander's dance::
<DWBuffy> @ Leonard> ::sets down his bowl and steps away from the visitors:::
<GilesEight> @ ::his vision starts to Blur:: It must be jet lag...
<WilTara> @ Willow>That was always the best part of Christmas at the Harris'
<XanderAnya> <back, sorry just noticed time, late for night meds>
<WilTara> @ ::Willow and Tara share a long, silly giggle that seems to go on a bit too long::
<DWBuffy> @ :::Buffy looks down at the bowl as she feels herself starting to get giddy:::
<DWBuffy> @ You've drugged us? Why?
<WilTara> @ ::the giggle ends in long drawn out yawns::
<DWBuffy> @ Leonard> Because you are "Hu-mans", like our ancients enemies.
<XanderAnya> @ X> ::Stumbles and falls to ground next to Anya::::
<WilTara> @ ::the girls sway back and forth and finally collapsing on each other::
<XanderAnya> @ A> I knew those gastly fluffly tails were up to no good
<DWBuffy> @ Buffy> ::jumps up and stumbles, then turns towards Anya:::
<DWBuffy> @ Run back to the TARDIS, get help!!
<XanderAnya> @ X> Run ... TARDIS... get help ::Collapses::
<GilesEight> @ ::tries to stand up but collapses onto the table next to his soup::
<XanderAnya> @ A> :::Calls out:: Xander! :: Then jumps up and runs away
<XanderAnya> ::
<DWBuffy> @ :::she hits a couple of the bunny people, starting a commotion to let Anya escape::::
<DWBuffy> @ ::She then collapses to the ground:::
*** DWBuffy is now known as DWDamon
<DWDamon> # = back in the TARDIS
<XanderAnya> # A> ::Bangs on TARDIS doors frantically::
<DWDamon> # :::Damon steps back away from the console after finishing closing the panel:::
<DWDamon> # Well, that's all we can do for now.
<XanderAnya> #A> Help! Help! They captured the others
<DWDamon> # ::He and Smithers look up at the screen to see Anya pounding on the door::
<DWDamon> # Damon> Uh-oh...:::opens the door:::
<XanderAnya> # A > :::Rushes in, breathlessly tries to explain:: Bunnies... giant bunnies... drugged..food
<DWDamon> # Smithers> What happened, Miss Anya?
<XanderAnya> # A> Got to help my... poor Xander.... oh, and the others
<DWDamon> # Damon> You ran into giant bunnies, ate food with them, which they drugged, and captured the others?
<XanderAnya> # A> Meet gian rabbits, they pretended to be friends, drugged food
<DWDamon> # Smithers> You were right, Damon.
<XanderAnya> # A> I told them bunnies were evil... but would they listen to me? No.
<DWDamon> # Damon> It's just the sort of thing that would happen.
<XanderAnya> # A> If they hurt Xander , I'll... I'll... Become a demon again and redefine vengeange
<DWDamon> # Smithers> Well, we can't have that happen, so we'll have to rescue them.
<DWDamon> # Damon> I'll go get the gas guns.
<DWDamon> # ::Damon ducks out of the console room, coming back with three bulky looking weapons::::
<DWDamon> # Damon> They appear to be in good shape.  Explain how they work again?
<GilesEight> <<I'm gonna hev to go in a few.>>
<XanderAnya> # A> ::Puts hands on hips and cocks head:: Why did you bring three?
<DWDamon> <we'll try to hurry and understand, of course>
<DWDamon> # :::hands one to anya::
<XanderAnya> # A> ::Reluctantly takes gas gun:: Welll.. okay. But only for Xander
<WilTara> @ = meanwhile at the village
<DWDamon> # Smithers> The weapons have two modes..smoke and gas.  There is a built-in scanner which determines the correct gas to produce to render the target species unconcious.
<WilTara> @ WIllow>::begins waking up:: Alright Mom, be there in a minute. ::blinks:: Huh?
<DWDamon> # Smithers> They cannot be used to kill, only to disable.
<XanderAnya> # A> and if I , accidentally of course, use too much?
<WilTara> @ Tara>::wakes up and finds herself tied to a stake:: Uh oh.
<DWDamon> # Smithers> That cannot happen, Miss Anya.
<WilTara> @ Willow>::sees the wood piled at her and Tara's feet:: Not again.
<DWDamon> <I'll send you the log so you can read the rest, okay Heather?>
<XanderAnya> # A> ::Frowns and puts on tanks::
<GilesEight> @ ::glasses fall off his nose and he wakes up:: 
<GilesEight> <<that'd be great, thanks David. Catchya'll later!>>
<DWDamon> @ :::Leonard picks up Giles' glasses and puts them back on for him:::
<GilesEight> <<Sweet dreams ::Waves::>>
<DWDamon> <toodles!>
<XanderAnya> <night>
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<DWDamon> @ Leonard> We are truly sorry, but this is the prescribed treatment for our ancestal enemies.
<DWDamon> <oops, ancestral>
<XanderAnya> @ X > ::Winces with eyes still closed:: Oh no not another barbeque. Everything always ends up burnt once they start fighting
<DWDamon> @ Leonard> We can't take the chance that you will come back with more "Hu-mans" and slaughter us.
<WilTara> @ Buffy>::wakes up and tries to fight her way thru the ropes, but even with her super strength she can't manage it::
<DWDamon> @ :::he steps back from the stakes:::
<WilTara> @ Buffy>You don't want to do this Leonard.
<DWDamon> @ :::Damon, Smithers and Anya sneak up to the village and find the scene laid out below them::
<DWDamon> @ Damon> Looks like we made it just in time.
<XanderAnya> @ X> ::Barely eases eyes open:: Oh it's a dream of when the parents all became witch hunters
<DWDamon> @ Smithers> :::to the others::: First target the bunnies with the scanning unit, so it will produce the correct gas.
<XanderAnya> @ A> Xander! It's not a dream!
<DWDamon> @ :::Damon and Smithers aim the weapons at the bunny people, targeting them:::
<XanderAnya> @ A> :::Sprays a Lepus between her and Xander:: Take that you big ear ugly
<DWDamon> @ Damon> I guess she opted for smoke mode.
<DWDamon> @ Smithers> Miss Anya, be careful not to get too much smoke between us and the prisoners.
<XanderAnya> @ A> ::Shrugs:: Actually I just started pressing buttons
<DWDamon> @ :::Damon and Smithers race down the hillside, spraying gas at the bunny people, who fall quickly down to the ground:::
<DWDamon> @ ::Leonard runs towards the prisoners with a flaming brand, to start the fire::::
<DWDamon> <have Willow try to do a spell, Jen, and find out it doesn't work>
<XanderAnya> @ X> :::Finally comes all the way to::: Oh great the mother of all hot foots
<DWDamon> <like maybe try to blow out the flaming brand?>
<DWDamon> @ :::Damon and Smithers make their way closer to the prisoners, bunny people dropping all around them:::
<WilTara> @ Willow>::sees Leonard approaching and concentrates her will on the torch:: Invictus summarius blazus!
<WilTara> @ ::the torch continues to burn brightly::
<XanderAnya> @ A> :::Frustrated at the controls , just starts swinging the nozzle ::: 
<DWDamon> @ :::Buffy, meanwhile, having worked a foot free, waits patiently for her chance to strike:::
<WilTara> @ Tara>Water, try squelching it.
<DWDamon> @ Smithers> Like this, Miss Anya ::Helps anya with the controls::
<XanderAnya> @ A> ::Finally catches on and begins to gas the giant rabbits::
<DWDamon> @ Leonard> ::comes close enough to light the stake underneath Buffy::: Please forgive me, Buffy.
<DWDamon> @  :::As he bends over to light the stake, Buffy kicks him in the head, spinning him away, unconcious, and knocking the flaming brand away::::
<XanderAnya> @ X> Noooooooo :::Struggles against ropes::
<XanderAnya> @ X> ::::Grins broadly:: Go Buffster!
<DWDamon> @ Buffy> I forgive you, Leonard, just as I'm sure you forgive me for knocking you out.
<DWDamon> @ :::the brand flies thru the air and lands at the bottom of Xander's stake:::
<DWDamon> @ Buffy> Xander!!!
<XanderAnya> @ X> of great :: Begins puffing as hard as he can::
<DWDamon> @  :::before it can light the stake, Damon, having just reached them, picks the brand up off the stake:::
<DWDamon> @ Damon> Can't have you burning up there, Buffy would never forgive me.
<DWDamon> @ :::hands the brand to Smithers and starts freeing the prisoners:::
<XanderAnya> @ A> ::::Grabs Damon and smothers him against her chest::: Thank you! Thank you! You saved my Xander
<DWDamon> @ Buffy>:::smiles at Anya::: I knew you would make it back in time with help.
<DWDamon> @ :::Damon looks startled, then hugs Anya in return:::
<DWDamon> @ Damon> You're very welcome.
<XanderAnya> @ X > ::Watches Anya hugging Damon:: Hey
<DWDamon> @ Giles> :::to Buffy:: Did you really think that?
<DWDamon> @ Buffy> Of course! And even if I didn't, I wouldn't say it.  I'm not Cordelia, after all.
<DWDamon> @ Smithers> I think an expeditious retreat to the TARDIS is in order now, Damon.
<XanderAnya> @ X> :::Pries Anya off of Damon::
<WilTara> @ Willow>Um Buffy. ::pointed nod at the ropes still binding her and Tara::
<XanderAnya> @ X> Sounds like Jeeves here has the perfect plan
<WilTara> @ Tara>::concentrating on ropes:: Releasia! ::ropes still tied:: I don't get it. That should work.
<DWDamon> @ :::Smithers and Buffy free Willow and Tara::::
<DWDamon> @ Damon> Oh, that's right, I didn't get a chance to tell you, magic doesn't work on all worlds, even most worlds.
<XanderAnya> @ X> That's enough gratitude
<XanderAnya> @ A> ::Hugs Xander:: I'm just so happy
<DWDamon> @ Damon> all right, people, back to the TARDIS.
<XanderAnya> @ X > I won't be happy to we get away from this freaky planet
<DWDamon> # = back in the TARDIS
<WilTara> @ Wil>You don't need to say that twice. ::runs back to TARDIS::
<DWDamon> # :::with everyone safely inside the TARDIS, Damon works the controls, dematerializing the TARDIS::
<WilTara> # ::get inside and slump into the sofa in the console room::
<DWDamon> # Giles> Does this mean you and Smithers were able to fix the controls?
<DWDamon> # Damon> Well, yes and no.
<XanderAnya> # X> So now we get back before we left?
<DWDamon> # Damon> We were able to fix the spatial coordinating system.  That means we can select where we go.
<DWDamon> # Damon> Unfortunately, the temporal coordinating system was too badly damaged :::looks pointedly at Xander::
<WilTara> # Wil> That's good.
<DWDamon> <move my last line after Jen's>
<XanderAnya> # X> ::Mutters:: Oh oh 
<DWDamon> # Smithers> We cannot select the correct time to go back to Earth.
<DWDamon> # Damon> It shouldn't take us too long to find a planet with the necessary technology available to allow us to fix it.
<DWDamon> # Damon> Until then, please consider the TARDIS your home.
<XanderAnya> # X> ::Swallows hard:: So no harm no foul, right?
<DWDamon> # Damon> I hope your little adventure hasn't put you off exploring the universe.
<XanderAnya> # A> Just no more rabbits
<DWDamon> # Damon> There are wonders beautiful to behold, terrors to freeze the soul, and everything between.  Exploring the universe is not for the timid, but timid is not a word that applies to any of you, in my opinion.
<WilTara> # Wil>Or finger-eating frongs.
<WilTara> <frogs>
<WilTara> <move just after Anya's line>
<DWDamon> # Smithers> I think we can avoid those things in the future, Miss Anya, Miss Willow.
<DWDamon> # Damon> Now, you'll want to select rooms and such.
<DWDamon> # :::Damon brings up the TARDIS layout on the wall screen:::
<XanderAnya> # X> Maybe we could find a planet of Amazona like in Quees of Outer Space
<WilTara> # Tara>Is that a pool?
<XanderAnya> # A> ::Drives elbow into Xander's side
<DWDamon> # Damon> Yes, the TARDIS does have an olympic sized swimming pool.
<XanderAnya> # X> Ourmmph ::slowly straightens:: Just kidding
<XanderAnya> <Oh wonderful double typos in the same line :-/>
<DWDamon> # :::Damon points out where the living quarters are located::::
<XanderAnya> # A> Well, it has to be better than a dank basement
<DWDamon> <shall we insert that little scene into a log or something, Cody?>
<WilTara> # Wil>Oooh, I feel like a dip.
<XanderAnya> # X> ::Follows Anya:: But you said you didn't mind dank
<DWDamon> <or do you want to set it up now?>
<WilTara> # Wil>::blushes over her word faux pas:: Well, I mean, a swim.
<XanderAnya> <Which? Have to watch the mailing list :-)>
<DWDamon> <the one I talked about before we started the sim>
<DWDamon> <we can kind of allude to it is all>
<XanderAnya> <lol, you'll have to give me an appropriate mailing list ;-)>
<DWDamon> <have them just all go out into the TARDIS and I'll handle it this way>
<WilTara> # Tara>A skinny dip? ::asks in a teasing voice, eyes naughty::
<DWDamon> # Damon>::to the others::: Now, let me know as soon as you've selected your rooms.
<XanderAnya> # A> Now I'll pick for both of us
<WilTara> # Willow>After you.
<XanderAnya> # X> Yes m'am ::grins, then notices the others and blushes::
<WilTara> # ::the girls race off giggling and in that whole "togetherness" mode::
<WilTara> <pause Willow & Tara>
<DWDamon> # Damon> :::to Smithers:: I've locked the door to my room, so no one can accidentally select it.
<XanderAnya> <pause Xander and Anya>
<WilTara> <I presume whatever you're doing to keep Anya and Xander behaving works for Willow and Tara?>
<XanderAnya> <Wellll...>
<WilTara> <Or do you have something else in mind?>
<DWDamon> <I was thinking Willow and Tara would be more discreet than Xander and Anya>
<WilTara> <I forgot you were putting bunny wallpaper over the walls.>
<XanderAnya> <Attilla the Hun would be more descreet than Anya ;-)>
<DWDamon> # Buffy> :::to Damon::: Thank you for rescuing us.  I know you'll get us home as soon as you can.  I trust you.
<DWDamon> # :::she gives Damon a quick hug, then she and Giles leave the console room to pick out their own rooms:::
<DWDamon> # Giles> Do you think their is a library?
<DWDamon> # Buffy> I'm sure of it.
<DWDamon> # :::Damon sighs, then turns back to the console and catches Smithers eye::
<XanderAnya> <Hopefully better organised than the Doctor's>
<DWDamon> # Damon> First, we'd better increase the sound-proofing to maximum on all the living quarters.
<DWDamon> # Smithers> Agreed.
<DWDamon> # Damon> And on every room we need to keep Xander and Anya out of....let's dial in bunny wallpaper.
<DWDamon> # Smithers> And bunny motifes etched on the doors?
<DWDamon> # :::Damon and Smithers look at each other, then burst out laughing:::
<DWDamon> # ::::The TARDIS continues on its merry way to its next destination:::
<DWDamon> <<<PAUSE SIM>>>
<DWDamon> <<<CUT AND PRINT>>>
<XanderAnya> <Soon I hope :-)>
<WilTara> Bravo!
<DWDamon> <pause Damon, Smithers, Buffy and Giles before that>
<DWDamon> Hurray!!!
<XanderAnya> CLAPS
<DWDamon> Good job, one an all
<WilTara> Bravissimo.
* XanderAnya claps
*** DWDamon is now known as AlxKeegan
*** XanderAnya is now known as TheBrig
<AlxKeegan> I'm glad you all had fun:-)
<AlxKeegan> I'll send you the log, Jen, since I'm sending it to Heather.
<WilTara> It's fun to bring the Scoobs into the DW world. Though I do miss old Willow.
<AlxKeegan> I know, dear friend
<WilTara> I loved Willow and Oz. They were such a cute couple.
<TheBrig> Ditto, preferred when Willow was hopeless over Xander and he was hung up on Buffy
<WilTara> I'll look for the log. Thanks. I hadn't logged anything, I think.
<AlxKeegan> will you have the script ready for next week Jen?
<WilTara> I should.
<TheBrig> FYI Have you seen Seth's new hair, or rather liack of same
<AlxKeegan> cool
<AlxKeegan> nope nope
<WilTara> Yeah, weird.
<WilTara> But I do like Xander and Anya together. 
<AlxKeegan> well, I have to be going now, everyone take care and have a good weekend
<AlxKeegan> me too
<TheBrig> Greg the Bunny is horrible IMO and Seth has his hair like he was in Marine boot camp
<WilTara> I just thought Willow was a lot more fun in highschool.
<TheBrig> Night david thanks for the script
<WilTara> Have a good weekend David.
<WilTara> You too Cody.
<AlxKeegan> very welcome
<AlxKeegan> night night
Session Close: Thu Apr 11 22:13:43 2002