A TRIP TO NEVERLAND PART ONE Session Start: Thu Apr 19 21:19:20 2001 * Logging #whosim to 'neverlandpt1_20010419.txt' Shall we do a casting call? CAST PLAYERS IrishTCat - Rob L. Stubbs Jacie Hunter - Jen Kokoski Peter Pan - Jen Kokoski Nibs - Heather Watts Curly - Heather Watts Toodles - Cody Jarrett Twins - Cody Jarrett Slightly - Cody Jarrett TinKerbell - David Sharpe Tockadile - Lynn <<---Irish T(Hey these kids look tasty)Cat <---Nibs and Curly <=== Jacie <==== Toodles and Twins *** Cody is now known as Toodles *** The8thDoc is now known as CurlyNibs *** AlxKeegan is now known as DWTinker *** SpaceProg is now known as ClockCroc <> <> <> @ = TARDIS holosuite @::Irish sits on his rock looking at the fish:: @ ::sits on the bank of a moonlit stream on an alien planet:: @ Meow Meow .. @ Irish, don't you ever get tired of fishing in Orion? @ ::The fish look back:: @ Tired of catching fish ? Never .. @ ::lies back, gazing at the constellations:: @ Hmm, well what if they started trying to catch you? @ ::Irish grabs one fish and tosses it a Roaming Girl:: @ Agh! ::jumps:: @ They could try I suppose .. @ Very funny. ::wipes scales off her shirt:: If I were you I'd quit those stunts. @ Or next time I'll help feed you to the fishes. @ ::Irish decides to nap on that thought:: @ ::little beam of holographic sunshine comes down to hover over Irish as he snores:: @ ::sees Irish ignore her with a snore:: Harumph! @ ::sighs and lies back down, arms crossed behind her head:: @ ::yawns, seeing the starlight twinkle as her eyelids flicker:: @ I hope the Doctor finishes his tests soon. I'm getting bored of this place. @ ::YAWN:: I wanna go somewhere.... ::YAWN:: exciting. @ ::nods off:: @ ::the holosuite image of Orion flickers, the TARDIS burps and settles down again:: ! = Pan's Ship ! ::feels the ground rock and shake again beneath her:: ! ::half asleep:: Knock it off Irish. ! Ahoy! Cap'n Pan! Pirates on deck! :::Hands clutches a clanking bag hanging from his belt::: ! ::feels something sharp jab her in the arm:: ! ::Irish looks up wondering where his sunshine went too:: ! >Twin1 > No they're raiding Indians >Twin2 > Worse a grown up and a beastie! ! Hey This is a floating wood Wetrider ! Ick! ! Irish! :::shoves at thing poking her:: Claw me again and I'll-- ! ::Irish jumps up:: ! Whatever you bee, you'd best be still.......or I'll run you through ! ::wakes up and sees a small group of boys pointing swords at her:: ! What the...? Put those things away before someone gets hurt. ! Hmmm I am cat foolish human kit.. ! And my claws are sharper than yours .. ! ::the eldest boy, all dressed in green save for the colorful feather cap he wears, steps down from the captain's deck:: ! Curly> ::Comes down from the Crows nest:: ! Pan>What ho, Mate Nibs? Dreg more floatsom up with the fishing lines? !Nibs> It's a Grown up and a Beast Pan. Shall I throw them back? ! >Twin!> They must have swam to the ship, Capn Pan ! Twin2 > Swam? With dry clothes? ! Pan>A grown-up and a beast in Neverland? Don't they know that's treason? ! Swim! Through Wet stuff ? ! I think not. ::Irish sniffs indignantly:: ! ::Amazed::: The cat talks ! ::tries to get up, but the swords keep her on her knees:: Where did you say we were? ! Pan>Aye, Toodles. The cat talks. ::aside:: They're not supposed to talk, are they? ! All cats talk. We can't help it that you don't understand our lanquage.. ! :::pushes glasses back up nose:::: Well........ One did in Alice in Wonderland ! Chesire Cat .. ! Curly> But everyone knows it's a fairy tale. ! Excuse me, young man, but didn't you say this was Neverland? ! And so is Neverland according to the grownups ! Neverland as in Peter Pan's island, where Wendy and her brothers flew away too? ! Ipso defaacto... Wonderland could be real as well ! :::Nods head in agreement with himself: ! Pan>Ipso nipso, whatever they be, I say the beast and the grown-up are intruders aboard the Flying Pan. ! ::looks around:: ! Pan>What shall be done with them, Mr. Nibs? ! I wonder where Home is ? ! Curly> Throw 'em off! ! >Twin! Gang >Twin2 > Plank! ! I chose the plank .. ! ::Irish wanders over to the plank:: ! Irish, the plank is what you walk to be thrown into water and drowned at sea. ! Hey! You didnt mention the wet stuff! ! Pan>Aye then Lost Boys, are we unamimous? Make them walk the plank! ! You are cheatin! ! A cat that talks I can believe but not one that wants to be thrown into the water ! Pan>All hands who vote for plank, crow. ! Twins> Tonthe plank with them! ! Nibs> The Plank...How 'bout something more fun? ! ::Irish growls:: They tried to trick me .. ! :::a pint-sized fairie, covered with glowing,sparkling dust, comes flying in, swirling around Pan and the boys::: ! Pan>Arghhh! ::assumes his swarthy pirate face:: Then to the plank with them... :::swats something tugging his ear:: ! Twin1 >What more fun Twin2> than the plank? ! Pan>Quit it Tink, can't you see I'm busy? ! Pan>We're drowning intruders. Hook's spies by the look of them to me. ! ::Irish sticks to the floor:: ! :::she gets in front of Pan's face, making pleading gestures and talking in what sounds like bell sounds::: ! Pan>Awe, but Tink, we haven't had a good drowning in forever. ! Curly> There isn't anything more fun. Well technically Cap'n we haven't had ANY drownings, 'cause Hook escaped. ! ::::she gestures excitedly towards the newcomers as she makes her case::: Pan>Sssh, Toodles. I'm making a poynt. ! ::A ticking sound is heard as a huge crocodile swims into view::: ! ::::whirling around to take Pan and the boys in, she holds up 3 fingers as she talks::: ! Pan>Well if you think so, Tink, but I still say a grownup can never be trusted. No matter how many tests she takes. ! :::softly::Sorry Peter:::Pushes glasses back up again, and salutes:: Aye aye Cap'n. :::Swims in under the plank and situates himself just so to catch the two unlucky plank walkers::: ! ::Irish looks over the edge:: Meow Meow Moew ! ::aside to irish:: What's she saying? ! >Twin1> Tick Tock, >Twin2> hear the clock? ! I don't speak Fairy .. ! :::flying around excitedly, she thanks Pan happily::: ! Nibs> See. There is something better than a planking. ! Pan>Aye, I hear it too? ::scales the side:: It's ol' Hookie's Tockadile! ! Pan>Now then this will be more fun, Tink. ! :::lazily swims in a slow circle underneath the plank::: ! Pan>Bring the intruders forward. ! Twin 1> :::To Jacie :::: Good news and bad news for you ! Bad new bad new .. ! Curly> ::Stands next to the twins to listen:: ! >Twin2> And they're both the same......You want have to drown :laughs: ! What? Look, we didn't mean to intrude on your uh... fine ship. ! Fine ? ! You're letting us go? ! ::Irish looks around skeptically:: ! It looks rather run down to me .. ! ::Points to the crocodile circling under the plank:: Not exactly ! :::hovering expectantly, she watches over the scene::: ! Pan>Toodles, tie them together, hand to paw. We'll make it sporting fun, Tink. ! Aye aye, Cap'n !Curly> ::Grins broardly:: ! You call this sporting? ! ::Ties Jacie's wrist to Irish's forepaw:: ! ::: Tinkerbell gets a worried expression on her face and begins questioning Pan:::: ! ::Irish looks at the string :: ! >Twins> Well, it is for us ::They both laugh: ! Meow Meow ? ! Pan>::whispers:: It's only balloon string Tink. Stop belling at me. :::ticktockticktockticktock::: ! ::gets pushed at sword point towards the plank:: ! :::Tinkerbell still looks a bit concerned but decides to trust Pan::: ! But you can't do this. You said you weren't going to let us drown? ! ::Indignant:: It is not! :::aside softly :: It's from my yo... ! >Twins > ::Laughing:::: That's what he calls his broken yoyo ! Pan>We're not. You are, or not. Depends on whether you can swim together. !:::Hears Jacie's pleas and swims around faster, snapping his jaws::: ! Swim! ! ::groans:: But cats don't swim! ! Nibs> ::Watches over the side:: Hope the Croc don't get you. ::: ticktock Ticktock Ticktock......Snap! Ticktock Snap!::: ! >Twin!> Do a dance at the end of the plank! >Twin2> Yeah... maybe if it's entertaining enough we wont make you jump. ! Pan>Grownups sure do squawk alot. The redskins aren't even that bad. ! Curly> ::Pushes them further forward with the Sword:: ! I dare you to try to throw us in the water .. ::Irish sticks out tongue:: ! Pan>Aye, pull out the firecrackers lads. Make the intruders dance their way off long jim. ! ///Roaming Girl Be ready to climb/// :::! Jumps out of the water, snapping at the plank::: ! ::Sadly::: Bad mistake, Mr. Cat, You should never dare a boy to do ANYTHIING! ! ::Irish drags Roaming Girl off the plank:: ! What? ::jumps as something bites at her feet:: Agh! ! Irish, noooo! ! ::plummets toward the jaws of tockadile:: ! Levitation! .. ::Irish glows green and floats in the air holding Jacie up:: !:::opens Jaws to gulp Jacie down::: ! ::hovers a foot above the crocodile's jaw:: ! ::held up by her wrist:: ! Umm Roaming Girl .. This is the part where you climb back up.. ! :::watches, hoping they will pass the test:::: ! Wait! They can fly, that means they MUST have happy thoughts. !:::Leaps up again and again angrily::: ! Gladly. ::swings toward the hull of the ship:: ! I am not Supercat .. U can't fly in the air holding you too. !:::barely missing Jacie and Irish::: ! I can't reach. ::her fingers keep getting snapped away from the hull by snapping crocodile teeth:: !:::Takes a dive to gain enough momentum to reach Jacie::: ! Stupid crocodile. Irish, float higher. ! ::Irish growls:: Stretch out .. ! Nibs> ::Smiles at the two people floating, hoping they get back on the ship:: Keep thinking Happy thoughts. !:::Speeds towards the surface::: ! quick hurry. ::scrambles out of way of croc:: ! ::bangs headfirst into hull:: ! :::Tinkerbell begins cheering them on:::: ! Ow. ::but grips the edge with her boot:: !:::takes a humungous leap out of the water, right at Jacie, mouth gaping wide::: ! ::::rubs her head in sympathy::: ! ::Squeezes bag of marbles:: Come on come on, you can do it ! Oh never mind. Teleportation! ::Irish bamfs with Jacie back on deck:: ! I got it. ::pulls at the hull with her hands:: ! ::kicks croc in the face with her boots:: !::Falls back into the water on his back::: ! >Twins > ::Get splashed :: Arrrrgghhh ! ::falls onto deck of the ship, wrist still tied to Irish's paw, both lay at the Lost Boy's feet:: ! :::Sighs with relief as they make it back up onto the ship::: !::Lies there a few seconds, stunned, then irritably rights himself and swims off.. Ticktock ticktock ticktock.....::: ! Pan>Oooh, she gave ol' Tockadile a nasty bump. He'll not be happy. ! :Mutters:: Never know.... might find the other hallf of that yo yo !::Swims around to the back of the boat, out of sight::: ! Pan>Good show beast and grownup. You past the first test. ! Pan>You didn't let each other drown. Cheers for the intruders! ! I did all the work .. ! ::To Irish and Jacie::: That's Loyalty, you helped each other instead of looking out for just yourselves like a grown up ! ::Irish grumbles:: ! Irish. ::hisses, rubbing her wrist:: Then you'll let us go now? ! Untie us? ! Please? ! ::::Starts to cut string with his cutlass, but stops and unties it::::: ! >Twin1 > There's another test, >Twin2> And another after that. ! Pan>I don't know. Lost boys, what is the next of Tink's tests? ! Twins>::Together::: Bravery! ! And how are we supposed to prove that? ::crosses arms just like a skeptical grownup:: ! ::::puts on her thinking cap:::: !:::swims back around the boat with a mouth full of freshly caught fish.::: ! But how? Climbing to the top mast would hardly be a challenge for a cat ! Depends on how empty his stomach is at the time. ! ::Irish looks at all the tasty fish :: ! :::grins, then makes fishing gestures and points excitedly towards Tockodile::: ! ::while continuing to talk in bell tones, of course:: ! Slightly> Fish! The ones in Tockadile's mouth. !::Catches Irish's eye and opens mouth enticingly, showing the fish::: ! Pan>::standing one foot on the rail:: Aye, seems Tockidile has the answer for us. ! The tockodile wants to be our friends Roaming Girl ! See . Look at all the fish he brought .. ! Pan> ::points with his sword:: You grownup and beast, go catch us some dinner. Straight from ol' Tock's mouth. ! >Twin1> Perfect, beast against beast >Twin2> And cat against water. ! Are you crazy? He'd eat us alive. !:::Slowly swims nearer::: Ticktock ticktock ticktock... ! Do you think he will? ! Pan>::pouts:: Tink, she doesn't want to play our game. ! The crocodile would never do that. ! It drowns you and puts the bodies in it's lair to ripen before it eats !:::gets to a certain distance and stops, looking rather benign.. mouth still open and full of fish::: ! Tockodile. Do you promise not to eat us ? ! Curly> ::Takes out sling shot and shoots something at it:: !::::hisses a reply, and nods::: ! I am not going back down there. ::arms crossed:: ! :::Tinkerbell flies over to Jacie and starts chewing her out for not working with her on the tests::: ! Ok, Roaming Girl, be ready to catch the fish.. !::Irish jumps down:: ! What? ::swats at the tinging lightning bug:: !:::Self-control is nearly spent as the cat flies towards him::: ! But we'll get --- Irish, noooo! ! ::dives after Irish when he dives after croc:: !:::Throws the fish away, and courses towards the cat::: ! ::Irish does a leap landing on the Tockodile's back instead:: ! That one must be a grown up, she can't even tell when someone is trying to help her. !::Mouth open::: !:::bucks, trying to get the cat off his back::: ! Curly> ::Chants:: Snap! Snap! Snap! ! Hey, why did you throw the fish away? Thats not very nice .. ! ::holds onto ropes, reaching out for Irish:: Give me your paw. !:::thrashes about in the water, turning his head as far back around as he can and snaps at the cat::: ! Irish, he wants to eat you, not the fish. ! Catch a fish Roaming Girl .. ! ::catches a fish, then another and quickly throws them up on the ship:: ! He said he wouldn't .. ! Irish, knock it off. Leave him alone and get back here. ! Twin1> Tick tock >Twin2> Get 'em Croc! ! ::Irish jumps up onto Roaming Girl :: !:::Starts into a death roll to get the cat off.. rolling over again and again in the water::: ! ::grip slips and falls into the water beside the rolling crocodile:: ! Slightly> ::Watches in anticipation:: ! ::Irish cat grins:: He was very helpful .. ! Roaming Girl! ! ::gulps:: Right. Let's get out of here before he comes back. ! You have gotten me wet! !:::sees Jacie and forgets all about the cat.. bigger prey is to be had::: ! :::gasps in bell tones::: ! ::Irish hisses:: ! ::rolls eyes, grasping rope and climbing up again with Irish on her back:: ! ::Irish growls loudly:: ! My apologies. Maybe that will finally cure you of this lust for fish. ! Didn't I tell you they'd hunt you one day? ! Twin1> There goes the other one >Twin2> Soon they're be none ::Both laugh:: ! Hey where are the fish? :::! Swims quickly towards Jacie and Irish climbing the rope::: ! ::pulls herself over edge, wet and bedraggled on the deck, oblivious to what's behind her:: ! Twin1> Grope, grope! >Twin2> Climb the rope !::Dives, mouth gaping towards Jacie::: !:::barely misses her and hits the side of the boat:::: ! :::shouts a warning to the two::: ! ::jumps as something pounds into side of ship below her:: ! Whew, that was close. !::::Again, falls backwards back into the water, looking like he was knocked cuckoo::: ! ::turns toward Pan:: There, satisfied? We passed your silly tests. ! Congratulationss! Two down and only one to go, but it's the hardiest thing, something NO grown up can do. ! Hey, where's the fish? Irish, you didn't eat them all already? ! Oh yeah? ::crosses arms:: And what is that? ! My fish our gone ! Twin1> They might fake loyalty >Twin2 > They might pretend to be brave ! I am not loyal or brave .. ! So stop insulting me with silly human stuff ! Twins> But they can't imagine, even if it's their life it'll save ! I can imagine! ! Nibs> It is a well known fact thate Grownups have no Imagination. ! Imagine what? We're not being held captive by a bunch of unkempt little boys? ! ::Irish cavorts and twists as he starts to sing:: !:::Rights himself once more, and sorely swims around the boat::: ! My name is Irish T. Cat and I know where everything is at .. Unhuh unhuh.. ! :::Takes out his favorite glassie shooter and rubs it on Jacie's back::::: ! Pan>Aye, like that Mr. Beast. What say you boys? I think he believes himself to be an opra singer. ! I can see in black and white or in day or night unhuh unhuh .. ! More like a cat being stepped on. Irish, knock that off. ! I can move and spin .. Cause you humans know Us Cats always win.. unhuh unhuh ! Pan>::pulls out his pipes and plays along out of tune:: ! Curly> ::Covers ears:: ! Pan>He's leading us in a jig boys. ! So give me your little test. So I can prove I am the best.. unhuh unhuh. ! :::flies along singing in counterpoint::: ! Pan>And a lively one at that. ::dances along:: ! ::Irish does triple somersault backflip:: ! Nibs and Slightly> ::Claps along with Pan's Beat:: ! Twins>:::: Clap and stomp along::: !::Is aggravated by the singing and rams the side of the boat irritably::: ! Pan>::comes to stop with Irish:: Bravo Mr. Cat Beast. You are a fine singer and dancer. ! ::Irish bows:: ! Pan>But what of your grownup comrade? She looks far too grownup to me. ! Hmmm. She is a gypsy gril and they never grow up all the way .. ! Curly> ::Sniffs Jacie:: Smells like a grownup too ! If that means I'm not a little brat running around playing with swords, then thank you. ! Pan>OOooh, she sounds as nasty as Hook. ! Give her the third test then .. ! Pan>Could she be Hook's sister, maybe? ! Pan>Aye, so the third test we'll give her. ! Pan>Right after we eat those fish you caught Mr. Beast. ! Pan>Lost Boys prepare our feast! ! Meow meow .. ! ::::Looks thru bag of marble Happy Thoughts and picks out a greenie and sneaks it into Jacie's pocket:: ! ::watches as the boys scramble across the deck pulling up benches and a long table:: ! C&N&S> Yay. A Feast! ! Fish and milk and cream and roast beef and chicken and mouse and turkey and cream and milk.. ! Pan>::takes seat at head of the table, clapping his hands and licking his chops:: ! And some vegetables like catnip .. ! Pan>Aye, it looks yummy. Tink, do you have that corn ready? ! ::Irish jumps up on the table :: ! Pan>With extra butter and salt for me, pease. ! ::Irish eats his imaginary mouse with relish :: ! ::stands there, astonished as the boys and Irish all chomp down on invisible food:: ! :::Hands Peter Pan an imaginary salt shaker :: Here you go Cap'n. ! :::encourages Jacie to join in the feast::: ! Pan>Mmmm, mmm. ::chomps down on the juicy ear of corn:: This is your best yet Tink. < ! Nibs> ::Takes a scoop of Ice cream:: ! Are you all nuts? ! :::Turns to Jacie poised to carve imaginary chicken::: Dark meat or white meat? ! Pan>Hmmm? ::gulps:: Nuts? Ah, that sounds good too. Pease pass the peanuts, Nibs. ! Curly> ::Eats his imaginary Sandwich:: ! Dark or white meat what? ! I am a cat .. ! Nibs>::Passes the Jar to Slightly who passes it to Pan:: ! Not a nut ! What are your kids doing? There's nothing there. ! ::steps over to table and waves her arms across Irish's plate:: ! I think I will have some chicken now . :: Irish reaches out and slices the chicken in peices with his claws:: ! ::Urgently nodding toward play table::: Chicken ! See? it's just air. ! Hey Keep your hands off the chicken Roaming Girl. You just knocked it off the table .. ! :::tinkerbell sighs, shakes her head, then joins in with the feast::: ! ::Irish jumps down and drags the chicken back up on the table:: ! Irish, you can't be serious. ::But sees him chomping away at air:: ! Tastes just like mouse. ! This is insane. You actually believe there's food there? ! ::stomach growls:: ! Meow moew .. Good Chicken .. ! Oh, it's making me so hungry. ! Nibs> ::Picks up an imaginary apple and throws it:: Hey Grownup, Catch. ! ::Irish pounces on a plate and wrestles with Pan for a bite of food :: ! Chocolate Mouse! ! >Twin1> ::::Holds up empty fist to brother::::: Want to pull the breast bone? ! ::walking away from table:: I knew I shouldn't have passed up the Doctor's lunch-- Ow! ! :::something hard bonks off her head:: ! >Twin2> Thank you :pulls:: ! ::Irish grumbles when the chocplate tastes like chocolate instead of mouse:: ! Curly> ::takes a bite of chicken:: ! Alright, knock it -- ::looks down and sees a juicy red apple at her feet:: ! Slightly>:: Looks up at Jacie and Smiles:: Want some mousse? ! ::picks it up:: Alright who threw this? ! ::Irish goes to his big bowl of cream to get the awful taste out of his mouth of chocolate:: ! ::licks lips:: It does look good. My luck you little brats poisoned it tho, ! Nibs> ::Tries not to giggle or make eye contact with Jacie:: ! ::stomach growls, mouth waters:: ! Throw the chocolate at her .. Food fight! Food fight! ! ::takes a bite of the apple:: Crrrunchhhh! ! Hmm? ::mouth full of juicy red apple:: Noohhmmm! Immmissh. ! Pan>Food fight!!!! ! ::Applauds::: ! Nibs and Curly> ::Start to throw pieces of chicken around:: Food Fight! ! ::Irish tosses chocolate at Roaming Girl :: ! Pan>::tosses a handful of chocolate pudding at the grownup:: ! Hey cut it -- ::blocks her face as mounds of invisible pudding hit her:: ! :::Pulls back spoon and hits curly in the ear with mashed potato::: ! Slightly> ::Throws some Mousse at Irish:: ! ::Irish ducks the mousse:: ! ::wipes her eyes tasting a fingertip of chocolate::: Mmmm? ! Nibs> ::Puts a cream cake in Toodles' face:: ! Alright, that's it you munchkins! ! Twins> ::both spin towards each other and smash the others face with a pie::: ! ::jumps atop edge of table with a bowl of hot peas and tomato sauce:: Prepare to meet your doom! ! Curly> ::Takes a pie and heads for underneath the table:: ! ::Irish concentrates throwing up a space time boomerang shield all around him:: ! ::hits Pan with a ripened stewed tomato:: ! ::sticks her hand in the bowl and pelts all the boys with veggies:: ! :::Empties bowl of cream corn over Pan's head, laughs::: Succatash! ! Curly> ::Pops out from behind Jacie and taps her on the shoulder, Pie at the ready::