Session Start: Wed Dec 22 20:17:29 2004
Session Ident: #whosim
* Logging #whosim to 'C:\Documents and Settings\Jennifer\Desktop\#whosim.DALnet.log'
<Phineas_1> Dream/Nightmare? That's the Master alright!::Laughs::
<JenKo> While I get the credits together, tell me what you guys have planned for the holidays?
<Phineas_1> Jen,I received the script in my E-mail alright.
<DrWhoXI> nada
<JenKo> Not even for Snickers? The pup needs at least one special treat.
<DrWhoXI> just rying to be home instead of ^*&% hospital
<Phineas_1> My mother and I are going to Friends of the family for dinner on Christmas Day.
<DrWhoXI> of he had his pic taken with Santa at Ptsmart
<DrWhoXI> and has two stockings and a new squeky toy
<JenKo> Oh, you must send me a copy of that.
<Phineas_1> Jen,What are your plans for the hollidays?
<JenKo> The picture.
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<DrWhoXI> k, I'll try out the scanner tomorrow
<Phineas_1> I'd like the picture as well,Cody.
<DrWhoXI> ROB!
<DrWhoXI> Happy Christmas
<IrishTCat> HoI Cody hope you are feeling better 
<DrWhoXI> ty
<JenKo> Busy, busy, busy. I'm having my sister's family spend Christmas Eve here. Christmas day we'll have all 16 members over for presents and dinner. And day after Christmas (Boxing Day) we're having everyone plus my dad's siblings over.
<IrishTCat> Merry Christmas to you all  
<JenKo> I'll be sleeping next week.
<JenKo> Hey Rob, when did you sneak in?
<Phineas_1> Rob,cody's got CLAUStrophobia!::Laughs::
<IrishTCat> Ha Ha Ha 
<JenKo> No, Ho Ho Ho.
<Phineas_1> Credit Call,Please???
<JenKo> Ok, I've got credits ready. Shall we do a CASTING CALL?
<IrishTCat> I was downstairs  just got finsihed watching I , Robot 
<Phineas_1> Yes!
* JenKo waits to take the leftovers
<DrWhoXI> any good?
<JenKo> <Yeah, any good?>
<DrWhoXI> <========(an ven more than usual dazed ) Doctor
<Phineas_1> <===Phineas and Doubting Boy
<JenKo> <BTW, Cody, get any packages lately?>
<IrishTCat> Was prety good ..  
<JenKo> Rob, did you want a role for tonight?
<DrWhoXI> <yes thanks haven't tried them yet waiting to when I can follow and enjoy more>
<Phineas_1> <Jen,I got your Card. Thanks for the info about the NeW DR Who series.
<JenKo> The baddie might be up your alley, Rob. You do mysterious well.
<Phineas_1> Yes,Please,Rob?
<IrishTCat> Ok I will be bad  
<JenKo> <Good, good. I'm working on a few contacts across the pond to see if I can score more news or tapes.>
<JenKo> Cool!
<Phineas_1> Jen,you haven't claimed a role yet.
<JenKo> <=== Conductor, Hobo, other children and background (unless someone takes them from me)
* JenKo was taking leftovers
<Phineas_1> <LOL>
<JenKo> Ok then. Any questions about Polar Express just shoot me a question. It's basically a 1950's though timeless mysterius train ride to the North Pole.
<JenKo> COSTUMES PLEASE!!!
<DrWhoXI> <sorry not to help out more Jen :-/>
<Phineas_1> Credits please??
* JenKo is now known as PolarJen
<PolarJen> <Don't sweat it Doc. You've got the most important role.>
<PolarJen> LIGHTS, CAMERA....
<PolarJen> <<NEW ADVENTURES OF DOCTOR WHO SIMULATION>>
<PolarJen> <<POLAR PERIL>>
<PolarJen> <<Open Improv>>
<PolarJen> # = Opening Scene: Discarded Toy Car
<Phineas_1> <Jen,you listed Dr 11 as Dr 9 by accident in the script.>
<PolarJen> <Brain slip. I forgot the number.>
<DrWhoXI> <Not actually it would be Tuna as is 9th regeneration>
<Phineas_1> <np>
<PolarJen> # ::train wheels rumble over frozen tracks::
<PolarJen> # ::in a darkened car jammed with stuff, a familiar wheeze and groan is heard::
<Phineas_1> #::Is shaken by a sudden lurch of the TARDIS::
<PolarJen> # ::a battered blue Police Box materializes in a room befitting its broken exterior::
<Phineas_1> # Doctor! Now were are we?
<DrWhoXI> # Oh my,,,:::Reaches in outside pocket:::Have you go a pocket torch, Phineas?
<DrWhoXI> # Perhaps witha bit of light we can determine that
<Phineas_1> # ::Activates his Pen light in flashlight mode:::Yes!
<IrishTCat> ::loud giggle is heard::  Feed me Momma Feed Me Mooma   ... 
<Phineas_1> #::Swings Pen around and sees nothing but TOYS as far as the eye can see!::
<PolarJen> # ::the armless doll, gurgles as it stumbles over its words::
<Phineas_1> # We appear to be in a TOY shop,Doctor!
<IrishTCat> #::loud giggle is heard::  Feed me Momma Feed Me Mooma   ...  ::: Doll is biting chair leg :::   
<PolarJen> # ::train rounds a bend and lurches to the left, shifting everything inside::
<DrWhoXI> # Good, good ::turns on a decrepet flashlight and shines it about::: More like the Returns department ::Shows Phineas a three legged rocking horse::
<IrishTCat> #  :: Jack in box pops only part of teh way out of box  ::  
<Phineas_1> #::Falls discharging his Shield Gun,shattering the Chandelier::
<PolarJen> # ::familiar musical notes chime near Phineas, and propped on a seat back up pops a one-eyed Jack In The Box::
<PolarJen> # ::the Jack seems to glare at Phineas in a menacing way::
<Phineas_1> #::gets up::Doctor,are you sure this isn't the Celestal Toyman's doing???
<DrWhoXI> # ::Tries a yoo that rolls away when it reaches the end as the string isn't tied::Hmmm, gues that would be a... yo?
<DrWhoXI> # No, no. His work was always merticulous
<PolarJen> # ::a clown marrionnette drops down from the ceiling and taps the Doctor on the shoulder::
<Phineas_1> #::Kicks Jack In The Box aside::The Nestenes then,Doctor?
<IrishTCat> #  ::Action Doll fires his ray gun but only an annoying sound is heard :: Me Wanna fight Cabra  .
<DrWhoXI> # ::Bows:: Hello I'm the Doctor... and you?
<PolarJen> # ::a furry bear marrionnette bounces down kncking the clown out of the way and breaking its strings::
<Phineas_1> # Careful,Doctor! It could be an AUTON!!!
<DrWhoXI> # Well it certainly wasn't very polit ::: looks down at sprawle clown:: Sorry old man
<PolarJen> # ::another marrionnette, shaped like a robot Seer plops on Phineas' head, it's legs banging into his eyes::
<Phineas_1> #::Grabs Marrionnette and throws it across the room,where it hits the wall with a THUD!!!:::
<DrWhoXI> # Phineas, ir looks like we are under attack ::Can't help grinning even as tou soldier kicks his shin:: I wonder whose pulling the strings
<PolarJen> # ::a small army of bedeviled Tickle Me Elmos advances on the duo, continually banging their toes and getting under feet::
<IrishTCat> # ::mocking laughter :: I bet you would like to know that Yes  . ::pulls anonter control from the rooftop ::  
<Phineas_1> # Could be one of your old FOES,Doctor. You have many of them.
<DrWhoXI> # Ouch ::As Punch doll slapsticks his rear:: That was tottally uncalled for
<PolarJen> me laughs
* PolarJen laughs
<PolarJen> <forgot the / before me>
<IrishTCat> #  ::Pulls black tranch hat over head ::  
<PolarJen> # ::when the travelers turn toward the TARDIS, a dozen marrionnette soldiers, drop from the roof blocking the way with their sharpened swords::
<Phineas_1> # ::Fires Shield Gun at the black clad figure::Come down and face us,COWARD!!!
<IrishTCat> # ::Actiosn figures jump in path of beam :: 
<PolarJen> # ::just then, the sliding door slams open emiting bright light and a towering figure in the doorway::
<PolarJen> # COnductor> All right kids, now just what do you think you're doing wandering in here!
<DrWhoXI> # ::Turns and tips imaginary hat:: Hello, most excellelant timing sir
<PolarJen> # Conductor> ::steps forward so the light shows his blue uniform and his hand clutched around a clipboard::
<Phineas_1> #::Suddenly a Figure with a train coductor's cap emerges and pulss both Doctor and Phineas out of danger::#Conductor>Who are you Lunatics,and how'd you get aboard???
<DrWhoXI> # Mostly wondering why we are being attacked
<PolarJen> # Conductor> Now just a moment, you're not on my manifest?
<Phineas_1> <Scratch that conductor line of mine,Jen. Sorry!>
<DrWhoXI> # This is Professor Phineas and I am the Doctor
<PolarJen> # Conductor> ::checks his pocketwatch and recoils at the lost time:: Yes,yes, you better come with me. And mind these toys. The boss won't be happy if any more harm is done to them.
<Phineas_1> # Who is this boss,you speak of,Conductor?
<PolarJen> # ::Conductor stops Phineas at the door grabbing his shield gun:: Ah,ah, ah, that toy is not for you, young man.
<IrishTCat> [[[ they stilll have to do that Ruduplh special    ]]]
<PolarJen> # ::Conductor leaves the shield gun in the toy car and seals the door behind them::
<Phineas_1> # Yes it is,Conductor,I brought that with me!
<PolarJen> # Yes, yes, I'm sure. You'll just have to wait for morning like everyone else.
<PolarJen> # ::Conductor guides/pushes the Doctor and Phineas into the next passenger car, this one brightly lit and filled with kids in pjs::
<Phineas_1> # And the Shield gun is a weapon,NOT a toy!
<DrWhoXI> Morining? Oh dear, you wouldn't happen to work for a fellow with a white beard
<PolarJen> # Cond> Most of the time. Now then, just how did you "big" kids get aboard this here train?
<IrishTCat> # ::figure in black jumps from train to train plotting his next dastardly move  ::  No ones know the evil that lurks in the hearts of men  but The Shadow Knows !   
<DrWhoXI> # Hrmmmp, I find most people who use weapons treat them more like toys
<PolarJen> # ::Checks manifest:: I don't have any mention of you here at the last stop. We don't take kindly to box car jumpers.
<DrWhoXI> # It seems like every week I find myself some place unusual
<DrWhoXI> # Pulss varied papers from inside jacket :: Lt's see... golden ticket? no... ah here ::Hands over two yellow train passes :: After all, what's the point of growing up if you can't be childish sometimes?"
<Phineas_1> # Conductor,how about a black clad figure? How'd he get aboard?
<PolarJen> # Cond> Just where are your tickets, young man?
<DrWhoXI> <Move line to after Jen's>
<DrWhoXI> # Pulss varied papers from inside jacket :: Lt's see... golden ticket? no... ah here ::Hands over two yellow train passes :: After all, what's the point of growing up if you can't be childish sometimes?"
<PolarJen> # Cond> Only people with tickets can ride the Polar Express.
<PolarJen> <before Doc's line>
<DrWhoXI> # If that's not right I have a varied collection of tickets and passes
<PolarJen> # :Conductor studies the tickets, his smirk turning to a smile::
<Phineas_1> # Lucky you had those,Doctor.
<PolarJen> # ::pulls out his puncher:: How true, how true! ::and punches an exclamation point after the question mark::
<DrWhoXI> # ::Smiles broadly::: Ah this could be just the thing we need Phineas
<PolarJen> # Cond> Now then, take your seats. We can't have anymore delays to our schedule. If this train doesn't arrive by midnight.... ::shudders at the thought and walks away::
<PolarJen> # ::curious yet happy children look up from their seats staring at the "big kids".::
<DrWhoXI> # ::As conductor walks away:: Blast! I always meant to ask what time zone he used
<PolarJen> # ::the only available seats appear to be right in front of a lone kid in Rocket Ship pjs.::
<Phineas_1> #::Smiles back at the "little kids":::
<PolarJen> <He ues PMT ... Polar Mean Time>
<DrWhoXI> <:-)>
<PolarJen> # ::Know-It-All kid pokes his head over the seat back to question the strangers:: Aren't you a bit big for kids?
<Phineas_1> #::Takes the window seat,leaving the other for the Doctor::
<DrWhoXI> # Kids are like smiles ...::grins:: they come in all sizes\
<Phineas_1> # ::Answers::No one ever grows up entirely!
<PolarJen> # KIA Kid> You sound like my Uncle Philbert, and kinda look like him too, but you don't smell like him.
<PolarJen> # KIA> He always smells like fermamide. He does that goes he works in a lab testing frogs legs for tastiness.
<PolarJen> # KIA> Are you frog leg testers?
<Phineas_1> #::to KIA KID::I'm Phineas and my companoin is The Doctor!
<Phineas_1> # No,but I am a Scientist.
<PolarJen> # KIA> Oh a doctor and scientist? I'm gonna be a spaceship pilot when I get big. Then I'll go to the moon and prove it isn't really made of cheese.
<DrWhoXI> # Careful of jumping cows
<Phineas_1> # The Moon made out of cheese? Who got that Lunar Looney of an idea?
<PolarJen> # KIA> Everyone knows there are no cows on the moon. It's really ade of molten lava. If their hoofs hit the ground they'd burn.
<PolarJen> <made>
<PolarJen> # KIA> So what kind of scientists are you gonna be?
<DrWhoXI> # ::Leans in comspiratorally:: Perhaps that's why they jump instead of walk ::Touches finger to side of his nose::
<Phineas_1> # Except there is no Oxygen on the moon,and fire without Oxygen is IMPOSSIBLE!!!
<IrishTCat> #  ::looks down and pondes using the child that The Doctor is speaking as a hostage but reconsiders that idea after just  a few moments ::  
<PolarJen> # KIA> Oh is it. You'll see I'm right, one day. I bet you're gonna be the kind of scientist that keeps telling my mom why we should eat broccoli.
<Phineas_1> # VITAMINS,simply VITAMINS!!!
<DrWhoXI> # Brocoli? More of a jelly baby man myself ::Offers bag:: Care for one?
<PolarJen> # KIA> I mean, broccoli, you just know it has to be bad for you. It looks like little trees and they are all covered in worms and bugs and things.
<PolarJen> <switch line with Docs>
<Phineas_1> # Not FRESH broccoli!
<PolarJen> # KIA> ::tries a jelly baby and spits it out:: Eeew, that's all gooey inside. I'd take it bake to your candy shop and tell them it isn't cooked right.
<Phineas_1> # Peanut Butter is better.
<PolarJen> # KIA> Seriously you could get all sick from undercooked sweets. Do you want to hear about the time I got into my Aunt Jemma's cookie dough?
<PolarJen> <Anytime you had enough, just move along>
<DrWhoXI> # ::Putting an orange jelly baby in his mouth and offering Phineas the bag:: Hmmm, perhaps something IS not baked properly but it's not the jueelly babies
<Phineas_1> # No,sounds like assault and Battery.
<DrWhoXI> <Was just waiting for sound bit>
<PolarJen> # KIA> You don't use salt in cookie dough, anyone knows that.
<Phineas_1> # Maybe its the Grub they serve on this Tub,Doctor.
<PolarJen> # KIA> I don't think you're "big kids" at all. You look more like grown-ups to me.
<DrWhoXI> # Sudenly I have an urge to see a WC Fields movie
<PolarJen> # KIA> If that was possible, because everyone knows grown-ups can't even hear the Polar Express let alone ride it.
<Phineas_1> # Or a Charlie Chaplin flick.
<DrWhoXI> # Phineas, let's say we explore a bit a let the little lad ehere get some rest
<PolarJen> # KIA> It travels at supersonc speed, that's faster than sound. Only dogs, cats and kids can hear it. But dogs and cats aren't allowed to ride.
<Phineas_1> # Good idea,he does go on like a train itself::laughs::
<PolarJen> # KIA> It's against the railway code. ::sees Doctor and Phineas get up:: Hey, wandering about a moving train s also against the US Railway Code!
<DrWhoXI> # You wouldn't dare say that if my former green companion was here! ::Stands:: Les go Phineas
<Phineas_1> #::Follows Doctor to next car::
<Phineas_1> # Where to,Doctor?
<DrWhoXI> # ::Looks out a Northen Lights:: Well that confirms it
<PolarJen> # ::the find themselves in an Art Deco style passenger car with seats lining the walls, all empty save for a few empty hot chocolate mugs::
<Phineas_1> # Confirms WHAT?
<DrWhoXI> # Do you know anything about Santa Claus, Phineas?
<PolarJen> # ::a door to the backend, leading to a balcony, lies open::
<DrWhoXI> # Because I believe we are headed for the North Pole of Earth
<Phineas_1> # No,For I'm not from Earth.
<PolarJen> # :on the balcony three children stand at the rail admiring the pretty lights in the sky::
<PolarJen> # ::little girl sees the Doctor and Phineas and waves them over to join them:: Come see, we're almost there!
<Phineas_1> #::Shudders::those lights remind me of The Vorlox,Doctor!
<DrWhoXI> # Well on Earht, Santa, Sant Claus, St. Nickulas, Father Christmas, whatever, brings toys to good boys and girls that believe in him
<DrWhoXI> <Geesh evn for me my typing is *^&>
<PolarJen> # ::a poor boy in ratty hand-me-downs asks:: Do you think we'll really get to meet him this time?
<Phineas_1> # DB>Well that excludes me. I don't believe any of this, it has to be a nightmare or I'm BRAIWASHED!
<DrWhoXI> # ::Bends down:: I don't know, knowing doesn't matter it's believeing that counts with Santa
<Phineas_1> <BRAINWASHED>
<PolarJen> # Girl> Of course we will. The Conductor said so. We're to see Santa off after he gives the first gift of Christmas.
<PolarJen> # ::the girl shakes her head at Phineas, the boys look crestfallen::
<PolarJen> # Lonely Poor Boy> ::looks up with puppy dog eyes:: You mean we aren't really going to the North Pole?
<Phineas_1> # DB>Well seeing is believing,and until I do its up for grabs.
<DrWhoXI> # How someone so much younger than me can let himself get soo old ::Shakes head::
<Phineas_1> # Age is just a stae of MIND,Doctor!
<Phineas_1> <state>
<IrishTCat> #  :: waits for the perfect moment to strike with his black coated tinsel rope ::: One of those will do perfectly  ..  
<DrWhoXI> # Precisely! ::Pulls a quarter from behind Phineas's ear and laughs::
<Phineas_1> # What's next a WHOLE Dollar::Laughs::
<DrWhoXI> # ::Unfolds coin and hands Phineas a dollar bill:: That's the spirit
<Phineas_1> <DB means Doubting Boy,Jen>
<DrWhoXI> <Scratches mental image of Dirk Bogarde from mind ;-)>
<Phineas_1> # ::Laughs::Christmas Spirit!
<PolarJen> <Oh now you tell us Duncan. I thought it was Phineas who said all those lines.>
<Phineas_1> #::Gives Dollar to Lonely Poor Boy::here Merry Christmas!
<Phineas_1> <Sorry>
<PolarJen> # Poor Boy> ::takes dollar and looks at it with wonderment:: This has to be real, isn't it? I mean it can't all be a dream?
<PolarJen> <cue fr kidnap>
<IrishTCat> #  :tosses down the tinsel rope and snaging the Leader Girl with it :: Now you are mine Follish Doctor !  
<PolarJen> # ::girl screams as she's hoisted away to the roof::
<IrishTCat> #  :: laughs sintersly as strikes dramatic pose ::  
<DrWhoXI> # ::In a pantomine aside to audience:: The Fiend!
<DrWhoXI> # LEt's go Phineas ::Scrambles atop rail car
<IrishTCat> # Catch me if you can ....   ::: laughs :: 
<DrWhoXI> ::
<Phineas_1> # DB>The Hobo could help.
<PolarJen> # Poor Boy> Someone stop him! She'll fall off the train.
<Phineas_1> # :::Follows Doctor:::Somebody stop THAT scoundrel!
<PolarJen> # ::a disheveled figure drops his head down from the car roof:: Did someone mention my name?
<Phineas_1> # ::To disheveled figure::Who are you?
<DrWhoXI> #::: Offers hand:: The Hobo of course, whos cue was it anyway?
<Phineas_1> #::Doubting Boy at the rear,following Phineas and The Doctor::I mentioned you,sir::To Hobo::
<PolarJen> # Hobo> I don't suppose any of you fellers would be missing a girl about so high?
<Phineas_1> # We are after a Black Clad VILLAIN. Which way did he go?
<Phineas_1> # Yes, The aforemention Black Clad Villain got her.
<DrWhoXI> # ::To Hobo:: Any thoughts on how we can catch him ?
<PolarJen> # Hobo> Well I might. Any of you lot know how to ski?
<DrWhoXI> # I'm a cross country champion ::To doubting boy :: The secret is to start with a relly small country like the Vatican
<PolarJen> # Hobo> ::reaches down a hand:: Well come on then! Time's a'wastin'!
<Phineas_1> # I've skiid before at the mountains of my homeland.
<DrWhoXI> # ::Takes Hobo's prooffered hand::
<Phineas_1> # ::Accepts hand and mounts on skiis:::
<PolarJen> # ::once all have climbed atop the roof, the Hobo pulls two pairs of skis out of his tiny rucksack::
<PolarJen> # ::Hobo locks the skis on the big kids' feet:: Now then, we're headed up to Dead Man's Dive, so keep yer wits about you. Miss a coupler and you'll be trackmeat.
<DrWhoXI> # Transdemional engineering or Acme Rucksacks?
<PolarJen> # ::the train starts descending a hill and all skis start sliding forward::
<Phineas_1> # ::mounts on Skiis::Shouldn't we beat the SCONDREL to the tunnel or we'll be FLATTENED!!!
<PolarJen> # ::the wind whips up slapping everyone face with snow::
<Phineas_1> <SCONDEREL =SCOUNDREL>
<PolarJen> # Hobo> Oh yeah, and remember to drop to the engine before Flat Top Tunnel!
<DrWhoXI> <blast brb, need med>
<PolarJen> # ::the train starts down a steep incline pitching everyone forward at a breakneck pace::
<Phineas_1> #::Follows the Hobo's Skiing pattern::
<PolarJen> # ::and in the wind, the Hobo dissolves, still waving goodbye::
<PolarJen> <The Hobo is a ghost.>
<Phineas_1> # Doctor,Was that another Time Lord like yourself?
<PolarJen> # ::the foursome jumps from car to car, as the train spirals down the mountainside racing faster and faster::
<PolarJen> # ::in the distance they see a sea of ice and a tiny patch of darkness::
<DrWhoXI> <back, sorry>
<PolarJen> # ::the darkness grows bigger and bigger as they rapidly approach Flat Top::
<Phineas_1> # ::The Skiiers increase spped to avoid being squashed by flattop Tunnel::
<PolarJen> <No prob. Just about to drop to the engine>
<Phineas_1> <Spped=speed>
<PolarJen> # ::they're less than a car length from the tunnel, only seconds to spare::
<DrWhoXI> # ::At last moment they both drop into tender as they enter tunnel::
<PolarJen> # ::travellers, kids, and skis tumble down into the engine room with a load of coal::
<Phineas_1> # ::Skiiers drop into Engine just narrowingly missing the tunnel::
<IrishTCat> # Welcome  .. My guest is a little tied up at the moemnt ::gestures at the engineers chair   ::  
<PolarJen> # ::little girl turns her head, or what little can be seen beneath the rows of black tinsel tying her to the engineer's seat::
<Phineas_1> #::Looks around for the Man in Black ant he KIDNAPPED girl::
<Phineas_1> <ant=and>
<Phineas_1> <he=the>
<PolarJen> # ::struggles to work the tinsel out of her mouth, gagging and spitting it::
<IrishTCat> # ::laughs evilly ::  No sudden movements please . I might accidently wreck this train before I want to ..  
<DrWhoXI> # Why would you want to wreck it at ll?
<PolarJen> # Girl> ::spits out the tinsel:: Because he's a GRINCH!
<Phineas_1> # You SCAMP! Only a FREAKISH coward like you would involve innocents in your REVENGE! 
<IrishTCat> # Because it will finally foil you once and  for all Doctor .. All of your goodness and spirit will be crushed if I derail this train   ..  
<IrishTCat> # I am not a Grinch   .. I dont even know what this Grinch is ... 
<Phineas_1> <That last line was to the Myserious Figure,Jen>
<PolarJen> # Girl> See, he doesn't even believe in Christmas! He's nothing but a spoiled old Scrooge.
<Phineas_1> # Doctor,Who is The Grinch?
<DrWhoXI> # Not to mention all the passengers... which would include you as well you know
<PolarJen> # Poor Boy> He'll be on the Naughty List for sure then.
<IrishTCat> # I dont care besides I always have a cunnin escape plan   ..  
<DrWhoXI> # ::To Phineas :: An overated comic impersnation Sean Conneray but that's not important now
<PolarJen> # Girl> No one can escape the Naughty List. Don't you know anything? He sees you when you're sleeping.
<PolarJen> # Poor Boy> He knows when you're awake.
<PolarJen> # Doubting Boy> He knows if you've been bad or good.
<Phineas_1> # ::Silently goes for the Coal Scuttle,intending to deck the dark figure's halls over his head::
<DrWhoXI> # Eveyone has night vision goggoles since the soviet union broke up ::Shrugs::
<IrishTCat> # Foolish Girl . I care nothing about this Naughty list  .. In fact  I do not care at all about this  
<DrWhoXI> # ::Signals Phineas to step on the long black cloak the mysterious figure is wearing instead:::
<PolarJen> # Girl> So you better watch out!
<PolarJen> # Poor Boy> And you better not cry!
<PolarJen> # Doubting Boy> Don't try pouting either.
<IrishTCat> # You are the ones whos going to be crying in a moment  
<Phineas_1> # ::Steps on the myserious figure's cloak and cleans the figure's clock with a blow from the Coal Scuttle::
<PolarJen> # Girl> Oh no we're not cause... ::signals her friends and all children sing/shout:: Cause Santa Claus is Coming!
<DrWhoXI> # One small step Phineas
<DrWhoXI> # ::Grabs firgure's shoulders and spins him around trapping him in his own oversized black cape::
<IrishTCat> # Theres No Such thing as Santa Claus !  
<Phineas_1> <Phineas just clubbed the myserious figure with a coal scuttle,Jen>
<DrWhoXI> # I wouldn't let Father Christmas hear me say that
<IrishTCat> # Curse You Doctor ... 
<PolarJen> # ::at the falling of the bad guy, the kids cheer::
<IrishTCat> # and your little helpers
<PolarJen> <Dn't forget Toto!>
<Phineas_1> # ::Unties girl and uses tinsel to tie up the Mysterious figure::
<DrWhoXI> # And now for the "If it weren't for you rotten kids' unmasking
<Phineas_1> # ::Revives Myserious figure::Who are you?
<DrWhoXI> # ::Tosses away slouch hat::: Why, it's you!
<Phineas_1> # Doctor,Who is it?
<DrWhoXI> # My evil counterpart.... The MAster!
<PolarJen> # ::the train magically begins slowing to a stop as the engine doors open revealing the Conductor::
<DrWhoXI> # The Master ::Tsks tsks :: Why I ought to put a red light in your nose and make you lead a team of sleigh towing villians for this!
<DrWhoXI> <wink wink>
<PolarJen> # Conductor> Your attention please! Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please! Next stop, THE NORTH POLE!
<Phineas_1> # Yeah,a team of DALEKS! ::Laughs::
<IrishTCat> # Just take me away  .. All this good cheer is depressing ..  
<DrWhoXI> # :::Tucks a holly sprig in the Master's perfectly groomed hair:: Happy Christmas, ole boy ::Broad grin::
<Phineas_1> # Conductor,you heard the man in Black! Lock him up in the Cabboose!
<PolarJen> # ::the train slowly glides through a festive holiday town and stops in the town center just yards from a giant Christmas Tree.
<PolarJen> ::
<PolarJen> # ::hundreds of tiny elves dance around the town tree inviting the children to join them::
<PolarJen> # Girl> We're here!
<PolarJen> # Poor Boy> We're really here?
<Phineas_1> # Doctor,Shouldn't we just recover my Shield Gun and get back to the TARDIS?
<PolarJen> # ::all the children pour out of the train and into the square::
<Phineas_1> # Doubting Boy>If I didn't see all this,I'd swear I was drugged.
<PolarJen> # ::then at the corner of the square, two giant doors open in the largest house::
<DrWhoXI> # Just relax and enjoy lad
<DrWhoXI> # The best is yet to come
<PolarJen> # ::out come reindeer drawing a huge red sleigh and a white bearded man in red velvet::
<Phineas_1> # Doctor is this the "Santa Claus"you mentioned?
<PolarJen> # ::with each jump of the reindeer, their gleaming sleighbells bounce and the crowd cheers::
<DrWhoXI> # Yes, yes it is ::wves::
<PolarJen> # Girl> ::turns to Phineas:: Isn't that the most beautiful sound you've ever heard?
<PolarJen> # Poor Boy> It's him, it's really him.
<PolarJen> # Girl> Look at the size of that toy bag!
<DrWhoXI> ::To all the kids :: Yes, all you have to do is believe
<DrWhoXI> # ::To Santa :: //// Thanks old friend! I needed this after our recent lose of crew member, but of course you knew that. Thanks for the treat!////
<Phineas_1> # Doctor,how does Santa get the reindeer to fly? Are the jet propelled robots?
<Phineas_1> <the=they>
<DrWhoXI> # :::To Phineas :: Sometimes what you believe matters more than what you know ole boy
<PolarJen> # ::Santa looks out across the crowd and seems to make eye contact with the Doctor::
<PolarJen> # ::Santa's eyes twinkle, he gives a subtle wink and urges his reindeer into flight::
<Phineas_1> # ::To Santa::///How about my Shield Gun? the Conductor mistook it for a toy?///
<PolarJen> # ::the crowd cheers louder as the first gift package is dropped from the sleigh by a parachute and lands in Phineas' hands::
<Phineas_1> #::Opens package and it's  the Shield Gun::Waves his thanks to Santa::
<DrWhoXI> # ::Shakes head:: He'll put someone's eye out with that
<PolarJen> # ::Santa waves to the crowd one final time before departing and shouts out...::: MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL. AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!
<DrWhoXI> <;-)>
<DrWhoXI> :::Looking into screen:: Happy christmas everyone! :::Theme music swells:::
<PolarJen> <pause my chars>>
<DrWhoXI> <pause Doctor>
<PolarJen> <<PAUSE SIM>>
<PolarJen> <<CUT AND PRINT>>
<Phineas_1> <pause Phineas>
<PolarJen> Bravo!
<DrWhoXI> YAY!!
<PolarJen> Bravissimo!
<PolarJen> Merry Christmas guys.
<DrWhoXI> Thanks for the sim I've missed you ALL so very much
<IrishTCat> Good job everyone  ...  
<DrWhoXI> Everyone have a safe and happy holiday
<PolarJen> And we've missed you. Take care Brig, ol' man!
<Phineas_1> Jen,how'd you like how I had Phinead deck the Master's halls with a lump to the head with a COAL Scuttle?
<PolarJen> Way cool.
<DrWhoXI> very appropriate
<Phineas_1> Phinead=Phineas
<IrishTCat> *hugs everyone*    Merry Christmas to you all !!!  
<PolarJen> Now I fear I must depart. I have a Christmas video churning on the puter upstairs for dad.
<DrWhoXI> Night and God bless you all
<PolarJen> Remember, BE GOOD BOYS!
* PolarJen hugs everyone
<PolarJen> *poof*
<Phineas_1> *Hugs Everyone* Night all and MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Session Close: Wed Dec 22 22:09:53 2004