Session Start: Fri Jul 30 20:31:34 2004
Session Ident: #whosim
* Logging #whosim to 'C:\Documents and Settings\Jennifer\Desktop\unreality2.DALnet.com'
<Jacie> Yeah, I know. Again, real sorry.
<Phineas_1> *=8
<Jacie> Any sign of Cody?
<Phineas_1> No,Why not try Cell Phoning him?
<Jacie> Doing that now.
<Phineas_1> k
<Jacie> He was sick with some virus this week. Called me yesterday.
* DrWhoXI has joined #whosim
<Jacie> Hey Cody!
<Phineas_1> Her is Cody,Jen.
<DrWhoXI> test
<Jacie> Cody, come in please.
<Phineas_1> We read you,Cody,no test needed.
<DrWhoXI> no her ISNT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Phineas_1> her = here,Cody
<Phineas_1> Casting Call?
<Phineas_1> Jen?
<DrWhoXI> trying to get script on
<DrWhoXI> Jen just got another call, be here in a min
<Phineas_1> Maybe it's David saying he is on his way to this Sim.
* DrWhoXI crosses cyber fingers
<Phineas_1> Isn't the script in your E-mail,Cody?
<Phineas_1> It's in mine.
<DrWhoXI> I have it
<Phineas_1> Unfortunately the script didn't reach the NADW website.
<DrWhoXI> that might be what she's trying to fix
<Phineas_1> good point.
<Phineas_1> Cody,did you hear that The Daleks won't be in the New Doctor Who series?
<DrWhoXI> property rights dispute with Nation's estate I believe, if erry was still here there would be no problem :-/
<DrWhoXI> Dooooh Terry
<Phineas_1> I heard Autons will start of the New Doctor Who series,Cody.
<DrWhoXI> I'm hoping for at least cybermen
<Phineas_1> Did Terry Nation die recently and I never heard,Cody?
<DrWhoXI> a few years ago :-(
<DrWhoXI> i think
<DrWhoXI> brb
<Phineas_1> Of the Movellan Virus?
<DrWhoXI> 9 March 97
<DrWhoXI> empyshysema
<DrWhoXI> Do you know how to op us?
<Phineas_1> No.
<DrWhoXI> are you on mIRC?
<Phineas_1> Yes.
<DrWhoXI> HIghlight name
<Phineas_1> Then what?
<DrWhoXI> de down curtain to 'control"
<DrWhoXI> and over to op
<DrWhoXI> then click
<Phineas_1> Doesn't work.
<DrWhoXI> I probably didn't explain it right
<Phineas_1> I hope Jen returns soon.
<DrWhoXI> you ever get subserviant chicken I E-mailed you?
<Phineas_1> No, the attachment wouldn't work on that.
<DrWhoXI> :-(
<DrWhoXI> I thuoght it might be fun
<Phineas_1> 4*Paging Jen!
* DrWhoXI takes out cyber crystal ball
<Phineas_1> brb
<DrWhoXI> k
<Phineas_1> back
<DrWhoXI> wb
<Phineas_1> ty
* DrWhoXI ///Jen, are you ok?///
<Jacie> Hey guys. Sorry. My sister called. She's feeling neglected.
* DrWhoXI ////Eenie meanie cherry beany
<Jacie> She called me last night while we were talking Cody and I forgot to call her back.
<DrWhoXI> :-/
<DrWhoXI> Sorry
<Phineas_1> Sorry to hear that. Casting Call,Please?
<Jacie> She's feeling neglected.
<DrWhoXI> also Sorry I started running out of juice :-/
<Phineas_1> Jen,Shall we do a Castin Call?
<Phineas_1> Castin=Casting
<Jacie> <==== Ravena, Empress and Reldresal
<DrWhoXI> <======Doctor "I've seen blue skies, thru the tears in my eyes, and I realise, I'm going home" Who
<Jacie> <Hey, no Frankenfurter>
<Phineas_1> <===Phineas Emperor and Admiral
<DrWhoXI> <:-D>
<DrWhoXI> <Who else is needed?>
<Phineas_1> <I think that covers it>
<DrWhoXI> <oh Well Lilliput is a small cast ::Ducks for cover:::>
<Phineas_1> <And they are bickering over Women's shoes this time,eh,Jen?>
* Jacie smacks Cody with a large trout for the pun
<DrWhoXI> <no, men's shoes? ;-)>
<Jacie> <Credits ready. Costumes?>
* Jacie is now known as RavenaS
<DrWhoXI> <:-D @ Jen>
<Phineas_1> <no men are enogh of aheal,Cody!>
* RavenaS gets another large trout
<DrWhoXI> <lol>
<DrWhoXI> <Creds?>
<RavenaS> PLACES PEOPLE!
<Phineas_1> <Please?>
<Phineas_1> <All set,Jen!>
<RavenaS> <<NEW ADVENTURES OF DOCTOR WHO SIMULATION>>
<RavenaS> <<UNREALITY CHECK, PT 2>>
<RavenaS> <<Plot by Cody Jarret & Jen Kokoski>>
<RavenaS> @ = Royal Garden
<DrWhoXI> ::The Doctor keeps his eyes closed, waiting for the spinnig to stop::
<DrWhoXI> <DooH>
<DrWhoXI> #+pasture
<DrWhoXI> #::The Doctor keeps his eyes closed, waiting for the spinnig to stop::
<Phineas_1> $=Harbor
<RavenaS> @ ::Ravena sits on her knees and tries lifting a thimble-sized tea cup to her lips::
<DrWhoXI> # ::Blinking he sees nothing but blue skies, somehow he expects giannt letters link a forest::
<Phineas_1> $::Phineas finds himself in The Harbor anchored down in the waer with only his head sticking out::
<RavenaS> @ ::she speaks in a soft whisper to her hostess:: Thank you, your highness, for this invitation.
<Phineas_1> <waer=water>
<DrWhoXI> # :::He sees a picture scramble board and turns to a cardboard cutout of Jamie, he thinks "Please no more silly tests::
<DrWhoXI> # ::He tries to look around but finds he can barely move his eyes::
<DrWhoXI> # ::Moving just his eyes he sees that he is tied down to small stakes::
<Phineas_1> $ ::Gopes and fineds the Shield Gun The Emporer's guards threw in the water earlier::
<DrWhoXI> # Hmmmm, this seems familar....
<Phineas_1> <Gopes=Gropes>
<DrWhoXI> <lol>
<Phineas_1> $ Hey! What is the meaning of This?
<DrWhoXI> # ::Eyes widen as he realises the stakes are full sized growning trees:::
<Phineas_1> <Jen,are you still there,you are time lagging.>
<DrWhoXI> # ::Birds seem to fly high overhead , then one lands on the tipt of his nose:: Oh my.... yes... Definitely Lilliput. But where are the others?
<DrWhoXI> <Ggrrrr BRB>
<Phineas_1> $ Emporer>Silence! your are to Answer Questions,not ASK them!
<Phineas_1> <brb>
<DrWhoXI> <back, sorry had to give a jealous Snickers to Bev, he wouldnt stop tryong to climb in chair>
<Phineas_1> <where is Jen?>
<DrWhoXI> # :::Sneezes sending bird flying :: Sorry about that?
<DrWhoXI> @ But you did tickle be with those tiny feathers
<Phineas_1> $ If it is about the Incident with my arrival here,my Apologies.
<Phineas_1> $ Admiral Skylard>You are a Blesfucudian Spy. Admit it!
<DrWhoXI> # ::Slowly rocks from head to toe pulling on the ropes that tie him to the ground::
<RavenaS> @ Empress> ::in a high-pitched but sophisticated squeak:: Tush, tush, my dear. I'm pleased to finally have some who appreciates my roses.
<Phineas_1> $ Spy? Me? Nonsense,I know of no Blesfuscu!
<DrWhoXI> # :::The living tress flex and soon the rope is streaching out of shape::
<Phineas_1> $ Emporer>But you destroyed my Summer Palace with your BIG,CLUMSY form and your weapon desroyed my Garden Gazebo,Invader!
<RavenaS> @ True class is represented in the growth of ones blooms, my mother always told me.
<Phineas_1> $ A mere accident, My weapon discharged as a result of my fall as the fall itself crushed your Summer Palace.
<DrWhoXI> # ::::Stops for a bit to catch his breath:: I really should devise something to carrry tools about with me. Perhaps a utility belt like that Doc Savage chap'
<Phineas_1> $ I'm an innocent,accidental tourest from a far and distant land unknown to Lilliputa.
<DrWhoXI> #:::Begins rolling gently then with more vigor as he feels a line snap::
<Phineas_1> $ Admiral Skylard> Emporer, this intruder,whoever he is, reputes oure cedulity!
<RavenaS> @ Empress> You have a most intelligent mother. Where were you educated? One of the academies I've heard of in your country, Dublin?
<Phineas_1> $ Emporer>Then order the Ships to fire as soon as they are loaded and ready,Admiral!
<RavenaS> @ My grandfather was raised in Waterford, your highness. I was raised in Hampton Roads.
<Phineas_1> $ Emoprer>This man is an Indian from the Americas!
<DrWhoXI> # :::Slips his left hand free and reaches to untie the next rope binding him::
<Phineas_1> $ Admiral Skylard> A Savage? All ships,FIRE at will!
<DrWhoXI> # ::Looking around :: I do hope Ravena and Phineas are allright
<Phineas_1> $ :::Mutters:::Oh no,to be done in by BATH toys,how droll!:::
<DrWhoXI> # ::Releases himslef, looking down he sees an upturned tree and gently replaces it, tapping the dirt back aroung it's base:: Sorry
<RavenaS> @ Empress> Oh yes, the land by the sea, the one you were wisked away from in a magic ship.
<Phineas_1> $ ::Shouts:: HELP!!! THE EMPORER AND ADMIRAL HAVE GONE INSANE!!!
<RavenaS> @ A time ship.
<DrWhoXI> # ::Stands and streaches himself ::: Guess I should... ::Hears yelling from the harbor::
<RavenaS> @ Reldresal> ::interjects over his untouched tea:: And your companion the Professor owns this ship?
<Phineas_1> $::A warning shot is fired from the 3 ships in the harbor,the sound heard for miles::
<RavenaS> @ No, the Doctor does. You see, your highness, the TARDIS is bigger on the inside than the outside.
<DrWhoXI> # ::Starts toward noise:: I do believe I've found at lest one of my companions
<RavenaS> @ The Doctor is a man of science. His understanding of these thigs far surpasses my imaginings.
<RavenaS> @ But I can assure you, he is a gentleman of honor. He would nt dare mean to harm you or your people.
<RavenaS> @ Reldresal> And what of the other giant... the warrior with the weapon?
<RavenaS> @ Professor Phineas is also a man of science. His people are pacifists not warriors.
<DrWhoXI> # ::Runs down the hill, his footfalls seeming like an earthquake to the Lilliputians
<DrWhoXI> :::
<Phineas_1> <BTW Jen,did you get my mother's letter?>
<RavenaS> @ Empress> ::flutters a fan in her face:: Tell that to my husband, my dear. I dread to think how long it will take him to rebuild the summer cottage.
<RavenaS> <Yes I did Duncan. Please thank her for me. It was a wonderful letter. Made me teary.>
<DrWhoXI> # :::People and animals run for their live to avoid the Doctor's passage:::: Oh my, I understand how Godzilla must feel
<Phineas_1> $ Emporer,I offered to rebuild the damged Palce an Gazebo,but you wouldn't hear of it!
<RavenaS> @ Yes well, I'm sure Professor Phineas would be only to happy to help you rebuild. We arrived in a bit of a tailspin you see. A temporal storm, I think it was.
<Phineas_1> $ Emporer>And have you destroy our land with your efforts? FORGET IT!
<RavenaS> @ Empress> In your magical time ship that appears out of thin air then "poof" makes you appear I a completely new world.
<DrWhoXI> # ::: As he nears the harbor, the more populated areas cause him to have to hop and turn so as not to crush the small people fleeing him::
<RavenaS> @ Empress> How wonderful it must be to poof here and there.
<Phineas_1> <Unless yor too pooped to poof!>
<DrWhoXI> <Bites tongue to keeping from tasteless comment aboout using Beano>
<RavenaS> @ Empress> You must tell me more of these tales your mother told you, but another time. I will be late for the High Chancellor's Birthday Bash if I don't start preparing now.
<RavenaS> @ Empress> ::gets to her tiny feet and skitters off::
<RavenaS> @ Oh but your highness, this isn't one of my mother's tales...
<Phineas_1> <You can always borrow my mother,Jen,she won't mind,she just told me that>
<RavenaS> @ Reldresal> ::resolutely puts down his cup:: She's better off believing it is, Miss Shaw.
<RavenaS> @ Reldresal> I take it your brother did not tell you of his disfavor with the Empress.
<RavenaS> @ My brother?
<Phineas_1> $::Admiral Skylard::sees The Doctor's giant form approach::READY EVACUATION!!!
<RavenaS> @ Reldresal> Dr. Lemuel Gulliver came to us a few years ago. The Empress still refuses to use that wing of the palace.
<Phineas_1> $ Emporer>NO! ALL ARCHERS,READY ARROWS,FIRE WHEN IN POINT BLANK RANGE!!!
<RavenaS> @ ::makes the connection to the old book her grandfather read to her:: He meant only to put that fire out.
<DrWhoXI> $ ::Arrows stick into the Doctor, but don't make it through his coat:: Thank goodnes, for good honest Scottish wool
<RavenaS> @ Reldresal> Yes, as he told me. But frankly Miss Shaw I feel I must offer you some advice.
<RavenaS> @ Reldresal> If you and your friends truly mean no harm, then you must leave here at once.
<DrWhoXI> $ ::The Doctor spins this way and that to avoid people and so doesn't notice the chian and post edging the pier::
<Phineas_1> $Doctor,they'll try Cannon Balls from their ship next! LOOK OUT!
<RavenaS> @ Reldresal> Lilliput is not as welcoming to your kind as it was in your brother's visit. Perhaps the Blefuscutians are different across the channel.
<Phineas_1> $::Breaks free from all but ONE chain::
<RavenaS> @ Reldresal> As soon as you are able, you should seek shelter across the sea before things turn dire.
<DrWhoXI> $ ::HE catches his toe under the chain and topples the length of the prised Lilliputian pier. Knocking his head on the tower at the end and his arms splashing the water sending what seems like waves to the populance::
<Phineas_1> $::The Cain holding Phineas's SHIELD GUN arm::
<RavenaS> @ ::just then a ruckus comes from the Empress' palace, voices are heard screaming about the giant rampaging to town::
<RavenaS> @ ::Ravena and Reldresal share a troubled look::
<RavenaS> $  Harbor
<RavenaS> $= harbor
<RavenaS> <jsut getting myself in place>
<Phineas_1> $ ::Emporer screams::ALL SHIPS,FULL BOADSIDE ON BOTH GIANTS!!!
<DrWhoXI> $ ::Not quite unconsious the Doctor looks about and wonders why it appears that Phineas has three heads and they are turning in a circle::
<Phineas_1> $::The three ships vie for firing position,banging into each other::
<RavenaS> $ ::Reldresal pushes through the crowd to the Emperor's pier::
<DrWhoXI> $ The mighty Llliput Pier with all it's empty stall and berths are like a plank holding the Doctor from sinking into the water::
<Phineas_1> $::To Reldresal::Who are you? My ATTORNEY???:::Laughs:::
<DrWhoXI> <Still use $ to indicate ocean?>
<RavenaS> $ Reldresal> Your highness, are you unharmed? The Empress is in fit for the rumors spread.
<RavenaS> <Yeah until they swim out to see, I guess.>
<Phineas_1> $ I'm Phineas,Also known to Ravena Shaw as Proffessor.
<DrWhoXI> $ ::The Doctor tries to stand, his trashing arms making waves tossing the tiny ships and nearly swamping the battleships::
<RavenaS> $ Reldresal> Silence, impudent fool. You've threatened his high lordship enough for one day.
<DrWhoXI> <k,ty, Jen>
<Phineas_1> $ Emporer>Yes Reldresal,I'm okay,No thanks to these GIANTS!!!
<RavenaS> $ Reldresal> ::turnng to Emperor:: I'll have the royal guard escort you to palace at once. Bolgolam can deal with this oafs, assuming his men are up to the task for once.
<RavenaS> $ ::while the Lilliputians speak, Ravena slips into the water and swims under the surface toward the pier::
<RavenaS> $ ::she lightly scrapes Phineas' arm as she reaches pulls the last anchor chain free::
<Phineas_1> $ Emporer>Reldresal I wouldn't trust Bolgolam to wipe his NOSE properly!
<RavenaS> $ ::Ravena hold Phineas in place and lifts her mouth above water just under the edge of a pier::
<RavenaS> $ ::bare whisper:: Professor, swim out to sea. Blefuscu is the only chance we have.
<RavenaS> $ ::takes a deep breath:: I'll get the Doctor. ::dives again under the water::
<Phineas_1> $ Thanks Ravena. I was beggining to feel GREEN  around the GILLS!
<Phineas_1> $::Swims out to sea,shield gun with him,in a plastic bag.
<RavenaS> $ Reldresal> Understood considering his men couldn't even hold the perimeter for your protection. Honestly Bolgolam, I think it may be time to reconsider your retirement after all.
<RavenaS> $ Bolgolam> How dare you, you guttersnipe. I've been commanding His Royal Services since you were in short pants, Reldresal.
<Phineas_1> $ Emporer>Direct Hit! One Giant gone,SPLENDID!:::Cheers::
<RavenaS> $ Bolgolam> Your Highness, you have my word the traitor will be executed at once! ::signals to a firing battling ship::
<RavenaS> <move line up>
<Phineas_1> $ Emporer>Good,Bolgolam,Or your EXECUTION is NIGH,if you fail me one more time!
<RavenaS> $ Reldresal> ::hides a wince, but adopts an arrogant doubtful tone:: Well, well Bolgolam, at least you've struck blood this time. ::points to the blood spilling out behind the giant's head just at the end of the pier::
<Phineas_1> $ ::Glubs as he slowly sinks to sea and then swims woundedly away::
<RavenaS> $ ::Meanwhile Ravena swims over to the Doctor, grabs his submerged arm and slowly pulls him into the water::
<RavenaS> $ Bolgolam> ::salutes with a tremor:: Yes, your highness.
<DrWhoXI> $ ::Drifts complancently with Ravena, thinks this seems awfully familar if somewhat inverted::
<Phineas_1> $::Follows Ravena and Doctor to land::
<RavenaS> $ Reldresal> Come your highness. The Empress is most concerned for you. I'll have your chef prepare your favorite luncheon to settle your stomach.
<DrWhoXI> <Ahh, out to sea>
<RavenaS> $ ::Ravena surfaces her head and the Doctor's a bit off shore but in the middle of the sea::
<Phineas_1> $ ::Emporer::Follows Redresal:: and his men follow suit::
<RavenaS> $ ::she treads ater and looks back at the distant shores of Lilliput::
<Phineas_1> $ ::Follows along::
<RavenaS> $ Doctor, are you all right? You're head's all banged.
<Phineas_1> <But no more seafood>
<DrWhoXI> $ ::Sputters some water and tries to stop his head from spinning::: Thank you Ravena, I guess we are even on water rescues ::Smiles weakly::
<DrWhoXI> $ ::Swims in place :: Actuallt the water has rather refreshed me
<RavenaS> $ ::a smile springs to her lips on the realization:: I had almost forgotten. If only your TARDIS was here to collect us.
<RavenaS> $ I tried telling the Empress the story, but she just thought it was a fairytale.
<DrWhoXI> $ Don't count the ol girl out yet, my dear ::Grins::
<Phineas_1> $::Resurfeses::Doctor,I've new respect for Dolphins!:::Laughs!:::
<DrWhoXI> <Switch>
<RavenaS> $ Doctor, do you know where we are?
<DrWhoXI> $ And why shouldn
<DrWhoXI> 't she?
<DrWhoXI> <Grrr.
<DrWhoXI> $ It appears that instead of a maze filled with characters from books, that we have somehow actually landed inside of a book, "Gulliver's Travels" from all appearances.
<Phineas_1> $ And we are the BOOKWORMS?::Laughs::
<DrWhoXI> We are free nlow thanks to Ravena,.... But what next, eh? Another chapter of Gulliver or some even worst an imagined land.... Hope the new Master hasn't read any Stephen King ::Looks about somewhat fearfull:::
<RavenaS> $ But how is that possible? Lemuel Gulliver never existed.
<DrWhoXI> Didn't stop me from meeting him once
<Phineas_1> $::Sees the TARDIS Console drifting towards them::Our ride is here,Doctor.
<RavenaS> $ ::just then as if the theme from Jaws rumbles in the sea, something dark lurks up over the aproaching waves::
<DrWhoXI> $ ::Shudders at thought of KarKass::
<RavenaS> <switch lines>
<DrWhoXI> <SP?>
<RavenaS> $ ::smiles wider when she sees the console approach::
<RavenaS> $ ::along with the others she clamors on top for safety::
<DrWhoXI> $ ::Starts swimming:: Last one there is a Dalek ::lauhs::
<Phineas_1> $ As soon as we get to the TARDIS Console,we must use the controls to reform the TARDIS Shell!!
<DrWhoXI> <Grr cut, too slow>
<RavenaS> $ At least this hasn't shrunken in size::
<RavenaS> <no it's fine. We'll reorder the lines>
<DrWhoXI> $ Why shpould it? We haven't
<Phineas_1> $ ::Laughs::Only Marine Daleks Swim,Doctor!
<RavenaS> $ ::wrings out her long hair over the edge of the console:: But will the magic still work when wet?
<RavenaS> $ I don't see any candles lit.
<DrWhoXI> $ ::Picking arrows from his coat:: A good question indeed Ravena
<RavenaS> $ Professor, gently when you climb aboard. You're rocking the... console.
<Phineas_1> $ At least the TARDIS Console floats,Doctor.
<DrWhoXI> $ ::Starts to examine controls when he feels the hair on the back of his neck stand up::
<RavenaS> $ ::her grasp slips as the console bobs hard to the port::
<DrWhoXI> $ Oh dear, I believe our tiny ship is about to be tossed
<RavenaS> $ Stop rocking this thing! I can't keep my grasp with wet fingers.
<RavenaS> $ ::the sky begins to darken and the seas rise::
<Phineas_1> $::Carefully joins Ravena on the Console::It's not me, its another temporal storm. LOOK!
<DrWhoXI> $ ::Slides into water :: Forget trying to stay dry just cling to the console like a giant lifesaver
<RavenaS> $ ::lightning splits the sky and an ominous crack of thunder sends chills through the air::
<DrWhoXI> <No cany puns please :-P>
<RavenaS> $ ::the waves crash over the console washing Ravena off like a piece of lint::
<RavenaS> $ ::she slips into the sea but manages to hold onto the door lever::
<DrWhoXI> $ ::Reaches for Ravena::
<RavenaS> $ ::reaches out the other hand to the Doctor's::
<DrWhoXI> $ Ahhh... :::grins::: Clever girl, too bad it isn't working
<Phineas_1> $::Grabs Ravena::steadying her::Doctor did you ever Waterproof the old TARDIS?
<RavenaS> $ I think I might be in need of another water rescue, Doctor.
<RavenaS> $ Isn't there anything you can do Doctor? We'll all be drowned!
<DrWhoXI> $ We all are dear girl, we all are
<DrWhoXI> $ Everyone hold tight
<RavenaS> $ ::another high wave crashes over the console making its occupants grasp for dear life::
<DrWhoXI> :::Theme music swells with the rolling sea::
<Phineas_1> $ Tell that to the TARDIS Console
<RavenaS> $ ::then the sky alights with lightning and shows an even higher, giant wall of sea approach the hapless time travelers::
<RavenaS> <pause Ravena>
<DrWhoXI> <pause Doctor>
<Phineas_1> <pause Phineas>
<Phineas_1> <Did anyone log this?>
<RavenaS> <<PAUSE SIM>>
<RavenaS> <<CUT AND PRINT>>
<DrWhoXI> <yep>
<DrWhoXI> BRAVO !!!!!!!!!!
<RavenaS> Yep too.
<RavenaS> Bravissimmo!
Session Close: Fri Jul 30 22:28:33 2004