Session Start: Wed Aug 18 18:56:27 2004
Session Ident: #whosim
* Logging #whosim to 'C:\Documents and Settings\Jennifer\Desktop\unreality3.DALnet.txt'
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<Phineas_1> Hi Jen,where are the others?
<Phineas_1> Jen,it is I,Duncan.
<Phineas_1> Jen,are you afk?
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<DrWhoXI> Hi Jen
<DrWhoXI> Duncan
<Phineas_1> Hi Cody,Jen is here also but she is AFK.
<DrWhoXI> ty
<Phineas_1> Cody,how'd you make out against Charley the Hurricane?
<DrWhoXI> better than my arithis
<DrWhoXI> lost a few tree limbs nothing major up this way
<Phineas_1> Florida got it worst,even now they are chnging the LOCKS on the Florida KEYS.
<DrWhoXI> that sounds pun ishing
<Phineas_1> Perhaps Jen is on the cell phone with David.
<Phineas_1> 4***Paging Jen!
<Phineas_1> Cody,do you think Hurricane Charley got Fidel Castro in Cuba?
<DrWhoXI> no Fidel was already in Cuba
<Phineas_1> But did Hurricane Charley get Fidel?
<DrWhoXI> wht would you ask that
<DrWhoXI> ?
<Phineas_1> Wishfull thinking.
<Phineas_1> Odd that Jen isn't back yet,Cody.
<Phineas_1> Did Snickers hide under the couch during the storm,Cody? My dog Angel,did.
<DrWhoXI> Snickers snuggles up, he knows we'll protect him
<Phineas_1> Cody,please cell phone Jen,she has been afk for over 15 minutes.
<DrWhoXI> I'll have to go get cell from my sister. will take a while
<Phineas_1> k
<Phineas_1> 4*Jen,come in please!
<Phineas_1> Cody,did you get Jen yet?
<DrWhoXI> grrr, batterry recharging
<Phineas_1> sigh,never an adapter when you need one
<Phineas_1> Cody,I wonder what is keeping Jen?
<DrWhoXI> ?
<Phineas_1> 4*Urgently calling Jen!
<Phineas_1> I hope David shows up soon,Cody.
<DrWhoXI> I can only think she is either talking to David or something has come up, otherwise she'd be back at the keyboard or would call me :-/
<DrWhoXI> You busy Friday at 8est?
<Phineas_1> I just get home from work at 8 est this Friday,Cody.
<Phineas_1> 4*Please Jen,return to keyboard.
<RavenaS> Guys, are you there?
<Phineas_1> Yes,Jen at last you made it. Is David coming next?
<RavenaS> Cool.
<RavenaS> I'm so sorry. My legs got tired of sitting so I laid down just for a inute.
<Phineas_1> Jen are you still dead Social Security wise?
<RavenaS> You know how that tune goes. Nodded off and just regained consciousness.
<RavenaS> Yup. Sorta.
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<TheBrig> hmmm
<RavenaS> The local office thinks I'm alive but national hasn't figured it out yet.
<Phineas_1> Then you are a Ghost writer,Jen.
<TheBrig> read "Cool" then was disconnected
<RavenaS> Local tells me "we only just reported you alive, give it 30 days".
<RavenaS> So it could take 30 days to a year for national to figure it out. I'm realiztically thinking it'll take until Sep 10. That's when the next payment cycle is.
<RavenaS> All I know is I've beedn dead longer than Jesus and Lazarus combined.
<TheBrig> :-(
<Phineas_1> Cody, you have DrWhoX and The Brig registerd in the chat room.
<RavenaS> Cody, want me to kick DrWhoXI?
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* RavenaS sets mode: +o Phineas_1
<TheBrig> It disconnected DrWhoXI so when I cam back it went to alternate id
* RavenaS sets mode: +o TheBrig
<Phineas_1> Jen,any new from David?
<RavenaS> I didn't kick. It kicked itself.
<RavenaS> Lemme call. I had talked to his mom at 5:30.
<RavenaS> Line is busy. He must be trying to log on.
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<Phineas_1> Casting Call in the meantime?
<RavenaS> Speak of the devil.
<TheBrig> Hi David!
<AlxKeegan> <finally, damnit>
<Phineas_1> CASTING CALL,please,Jen.
<RavenaS> Hey David. You missed nothing. I laid down for just a minute and fell asleep.
<AlxKeegan> <I couldn't get in here at all via IRC, had to come via webchat, I forgot about that>
<RavenaS> <======== Ravena Shaw
<Phineas_1> Wb,David,it is I Duncan
<AlxKeegan> <hi Duncan Hi Jen Hi Cody!!>
* TheBrig sets mode: +o AlxKeegan
<Phineas_1> <=====Phineas
<TheBrig> <=========DrWhoXI
<RavenaS> <There's a DALnet server that works steadily for me David. Iforgot to tell you about it. I'll call later and walk you through the setup.>
* TheBrig is now known as DrWHoXi
<RavenaS> <Let me check dinner. Just a sec.>
<AlxKeegan> <okey dokey>
* DrWHoXi is now known as temp
<Phineas_1> <David who are you playing , the King of Brobdinag?
* temp is now known as DrWHoXI
<AlxKeegan> <not sure at all>
<RavenaS> <Getting credits ready. Dinner smells good.>
<Phineas_1> <oh what are you having,Jen?>
<RavenaS> <Crockpot Chicken and Rice Ala Jen>
<AlxKeegan> <I can try to play the King, if you want>
<RavenaS> <I'm experimenting.>
<Phineas_1> <CREDITS please,Jen>
<RavenaS> Ok places people!
<Phineas_1> <sounds good,David.>
<RavenaS> <David, the King is closest to the enemy tonight. Mostly talking head.>
<RavenaS> <I also take Glumdalclitch.>
<RavenaS> Break a leg! 3..2..1...
<RavenaS> <<NEW ADVENTURES OF DOCTOR WHO SIMULATION>>
<RavenaS> <<UNREALITY CHECK, PT 3>>
<RavenaS> <<PLOT BY Jen Kokoski & Cody Jarret>>
<AlxKeegan> <okey dokey>
<Phineas_1> <That just leaves the Queen>
<Phineas_1> <I'll take the Queen then,to save time>
<DrWHoXI> $+The Shore
<DrWHoXI> $=the shore
<RavenaS> $ ::violent surf surges ashore a rocky beach tossing the travelers ashore one by one::
<DrWHoXI> $ :::Rests head in sand glad to not have drown but too tired to look around:::
<AlxKeegan> <how is everyone doing, by the way?>
<Phineas_1> $::Phineas is tossed onto shore ,followed by Ravena,The Doctor and the TARDIS Console::
<Phineas_1> <A OK,David>
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<RavenaS> $ ::rolls on the shore, drowning in the foamy waves until she's left with nothing but sand running through her clothing, hair and sputtering out her mouth::
<AlxKeegan> <where is the rest of the TARDIS>
<RavenaS> <Missing.>
<TheBrig> $ ::The Doctor slowly stands peeling strands of seaweed from his clothing::
<RavenaS> <Blown apart like in The Mind Robber.>
<AlxKeegan> <ahh, okey dokey, been a long time since I've encountered the Mind Robber>
<Phineas_1> $::Spits out a FISH in his mouth::Putooey!
<RavenaS> <For all of us.>
<TheBrig> $ ::The Doctor checks his pockets while carefully holding the seaweed then drops the seaweed and shrugs:: Oh well, no fish so no shusi
<AlxKeegan> <has anyone bought Windows of Tomorrow or the Synthespians yet?>
<RavenaS> $ ::drags herself out of the sand, looks up to see nothing but a tall, almost sheer white cliff::
<TheBrig> $ Fish! < You were holding out Phineas
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* TheBrig is now known as DrWhoXI
* RavenaS sets mode: +o DrWhoXI
<DrWhoXI> <ty>
<Phineas_1> $::Examines TARDIS Console::Still no power,Doctor.
<RavenaS> $ Where are we?
<DrWhoXI> $ Anyone have a pocket knife?
<DrWhoXI> $ The most hoefull of all place Ravena ... alive
<Phineas_1> $::hands a pocket knife from his tool belt to the Doctor::Here you are!
<DrWhoXI> $ ::Lifts access panels and examines circuitry::: Well circuits seem sound
<Phineas_1> $ Only thanks to the Console's bouyancy Doctor!
<DrWhoXI> $ ::Crosses wires with knife blade:: Not even anything left in the batteries ::frowns:::
<RavenaS> $ ::scouring the shoreline for visual clues:: Do you think we're in Blefescue?
<Phineas_1> $Cant you hotwire the Console,Doctor?
<RavenaS> $ Which reminds me, Doctor how could we possibly be in Lilliput? Lilliput doesn't exist.
<RavenaS> <David wanna play Glumdalclitch for this opening part? So you have something to do?>
<DrWhoXI> $ One faces such problems when you go outside of reality
<Phineas_1> $Except in a book,Ravena,which is where we are,remember?
<AlxKeegan> <nah, I'll just watch for now:-)>
<DrWhoXI> $ Ah! But are we in a book?... Things have changed much since last I read Gulliver's Travels
<Phineas_1> $::Laughs::maybe we are in "Gullivre's Travels"The Movie,Doctor.
<AlxKeegan> <I read it, a long time ago>
<RavenaS> $ ::the ground rumbles and shakes violently::
<RavenaS> $ ::ala Jurassic Park: the Movie::
<Phineas_1> $ ugghhh! Earthquake!
<DrWhoXI> $ ::Looks down and remebers last trip outside reality:: Or worst yet .... Gulliver's Travels the Video Game
<AlxKeegan> $ BOOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
<RavenaS> $ ::stumbles for balance, looks up and sees the sky darkening above::
<RavenaS> $ Oh no, another storm's coming!
<RavenaS> $ ::but the sea remains calm::
<DrWhoXI> $ It appears we gain no respite in England as Gulliver did
<Phineas_1> $ Oh No,not another storm?
<DrWhoXI> $ If only dear Ravena... if only
<Phineas_1> $ Doctor,Maybe we are in Brobdinag!
<RavenaS> $ ::then with a rumble the white cliff magically rises before them::
<DrWhoXI> $ Then perhaps we could actually go unnoticed for once
<RavenaS> $ Doctor look! ::points to the edge of a thumb grasping the cliffs as easily as if they were a seashell::
<DrWhoXI> $ ::Follos cliff up to see a four story child:: Apparently not
<DrWhoXI> <Brb>
<Phineas_1> $ Good grief! A GIANT!!!
<RavenaS> $ ::Glumdalclitch snatches up the seashell and tosses it playfully into the surf::
<RavenaS> $ ::the surf splashes violently toward the travelers in a massive tidal wave::
<DrWhoXI> <Back Bever.y was checking on me>
<Phineas_1> $::Phineas,Ravena and The Doctor,scatter to avoid the BIG waves:::
<AlxKeegan> <woooooosh wooooooosh>
<Phineas_1> $ Doctor,your umbella,quick!
<DrWhoXI> <no mbrella, at least yet>
<AlxKeegan> <duncan, have you bought the newest dr who novels yet?>
<Phineas_1> $::Shouts at Giant::Watch what your doing!
<Phineas_1> <only Dr Who Colony of Lies. Synthespians hasn't reached Barnes and Nobel yet.>
<RavenaS> $ ::grasps the TARDIS Console for balance as the wave splashes over her drenching her yet again::
<AlxKeegan> <we haven't received either synthespians or windows of tomorrow  yet>
<RavenaS> $ Glum> ::feels something bite her foot, looks down:: Gulliver? I don't believe.
<Phineas_1> $::Fires a flash form his Shield Gun to get the Giant's attention!:::
<Phineas_1> $::To Glum::I'm Phineas.Who are you?
<Phineas_1> $Doctor,Do you know this giant?
<AlxKeegan> <gee, is Gulliver there, too?>
<AlxKeegan> <I'll brb, I have to quickly put a load of clothes into wash>
<DrWhoXI> $ Neither do we child
<DrWhoXI> $ ::Bows stiffly, then lifts head and shouts:: I AM THE DOCTOR ::gestures at console;:: THAT IS MISS RAVENA SHAW ::points:: AND THAT IS professor phineas
<DrWhoXI> <k>
<RavenaS> $ Glum> ::plucks the Doctor up but his coat between two of her fingers, dangling him close to her face::
<DrWhoXI> $ Do watch your grip ole girl
<RavenaS> $ Glum> Where have you been Dr. Gulliver? Do you realize how long it's been. The King is very vexed.
<RavenaS> $ Glum> Oh so sorry. I forgot. ::gently drops the Doctor into the palm of her hand::
<DrWhoXI> $ Vexed the King may well be, but I am not +Gulliver
<Phineas_1> $::removes the remaining Liillipution arrows from his clothes::Ouch! Those Lilliputians are FIENDS!
<RavenaS> $ Glum> His Majesty will be so pleased to see you've returned to us. ::looking down at the other little people by her foot:: And you brought friends.
<DrWhoXI> $ ::Mutters:: It must be like trying to recognise different beetles
<RavenaS> $ Glum> The queen will want to have a feast in your honor. ::smiles happily:: I hope you've learned some new tricks.
<Phineas_1> $ Tricks! We are NOT circus animals!
<RavenaS> $ Glum> I'll take you back to the castle at once. ::drops the Doctor in her apron pocket, then carefully plucks each of the other travelers and their little toy into her ther pockets::
<RavenaS> $ ::the travelers end up in one pocket and the console in another::
<Phineas_1> $::Sneezes at the lint in Glum's pocket::
<RavenaS> $ Glum> ::once her cargo is stored, she runs off back to the royal residence::
<AlxKeegan> <I'm hurrying as fast as I can, my friends>
<RavenaS> $ ::is jostled back and forth in the pocket bumping against the Doctor and Phineas haphazardly::
<Phineas_1> $ Doctor,most giants are short sighted.
<DrWhoXI> $ Everyone try to hold onto a loose thread or we'll be bashed black & blue in seconds
<RavenaS> $ ::wraps her arm around a thread as thick as a ship's rope::
<Phineas_1> $::grspes at the button from inside Glum's pocket::
<RavenaS> $ Now I know what a farthing feels like.
<Phineas_1> $ And I a pin cushion,thanks to the Lilliputions.
<Phineas_1> $ Doctor,do you think we'll get to met Gulliver himself?
<RavenaS> $ Professor watch out for that arrow in your shoulder. ::sees the little thing sticking to her coat but precariously bumping against the lining of the pocket.::
<RavenaS> $ ::Glum runs up the castle steps, all 12 of them, with a hop and skip::
<Phineas_1> $ Please pull out that arrow,Ravena.
<DrWhoXI> $ From the way everyone has talked so far , it's been some time since Gulliver was here
<RavenaS> $ ::reaches for the arrow, but when Glum jumps Ravena inadvertantly pushes the arrow deeper in Phineas' shoulder::
<DrWhoXI> $ ::Bounces up and down in Glum's pocket:::
<Phineas_1> $::manages to remove the arrow himself and tosses it down trhe stairs::
<RavenaS> $ Sorry! ::says as the tip of the arrow breaks off in her hand::
<AlxKeegan> <I'm back!!>
<DrWhoXI> <wb>
<Phineas_1> $::Administers first aid to his arrow wound in the shoulder::
<RavenaS> $ ::Glum runs past royal guards and into the throne room where the king and await::
<RavenaS> <Just in time David. It's your cue.>
<RavenaS> <queue>
<DrWhoXI> <no right first time
<RavenaS> <king and queen await>
<Phineas_1> $ What a way to travel!
<RavenaS> <Really? I always get the mixed up.>
<RavenaS> <that>
* AlxKeegan is now known as KingB
<Phineas_1> <Time for a Symbol change,Jen?>
<RavenaS> @ = throne room
<DrWhoXI> <I'll have a Whopper, jr and large fries>
<KingB> @ :::The King is pl aying chess with the queen:::
<RavenaS> @ Glum> Your Majesty, Your Majesty! ::skids to a halt before them and just jostles their chess table::
<KingB> @ ::::The King looks   up:::
<Phineas_1> @ Queen>Glumdalclitch,What have you brought us this time?
<KingB> @ Why hello, dear child, what brings you here?
<RavenaS> @ Glum> He's returned! I told you he would. ::reaches into her apron pocket and mistakenly plucks out Phineas::
<Phineas_1> @ Hey! Watch it,I bruise like a grape!
<RavenaS> @ :::calls out in worry:: Professor!
<KingB> @ He has? At last!!
<RavenaS> @ Glum> ::plops Phineas on the chessboard right next to a Bishop::
<RavenaS> @ Glum> Oh no, wait that's his friend. ::reaches into her pocket and plucks out the Doctor then Ravena::
<Phineas_1> @ And here i Thought I warrented a KNIGHTHOOD!:::Laughs:::
<DrWhoXI> <Phineas takes bishop with sheild gun>
<RavenaS> @ Glum> ::places them on the chesboard for all to see::
<KingB> @ :::The king looks the figures over::::
<DrWhoXI> @ ::Bow for the royalty::
<KingB> @ Oh look, he's brought friends with him this time!
<DrWhoXI> @ Your Majestirs
<RavenaS> @ ::instinctually covers herself from the giant eyes' inspection::
<Phineas_1> @ Queen>One of them is armed,my husband::to the King::
<RavenaS> @ Now I know how the Lilliputians felt. No wonder they wanted to execute you Professor.
<KingB> @ Really?  Bringing minature arms before the King...how quaint.
<RavenaS> <Phineas doesn't have a shield gun. That was left in Lilliput. He only has arrows.>
<Phineas_1> @ Ditto,Ravena.Now we are in the Lilliputian's shoes.
<RavenaS> <I'll reunite all things, don't worry. But for now they are helpless.>
<KingB> @ :::The King inclines his head:::
<KingB> @ It is good to see you again, Gulliver.
<Phineas_1> <Well maybe The Shield gun will return to phineas a t the end of pt 4 of Unreality Check,Uh,Jen?>
<DrWhoXI> @ Gulliver? No sire, I am the Doctor
<RavenaS> @ Professor, you're bleeding. ::sees the blood dripping down his arm from the arrows::
<RavenaS> <Yup, it all will.>
<KingB> @ Really?   You have a Doctorate now?
<RavenaS> @ ::goes to help Phineas and erupts into a violent batch of sneezing and shivering::
<Phineas_1> @::Applies bandages to the bleeding::
<DrWhoXI> @ ::Starts to explain but considers it might be better to let the misconception continue:: Several in face your Majesty
<RavenaS> @ Glum> Oh no, are they broken?
<DrWhoXI> <Doooh in fact not in face>
<Phineas_1> @ No, just tired and injured from our journey,Miss Glumdalclitch.
<RavenaS> @ Glum> I can repair them, your majesty. I still have all Gulliver's things in my chambers.
<KingB> <oh, I've almost got the "revenge of the time trapper" recon organized, for jen to work cosmetic magic on>
<RavenaS> @ Glum> Rest assured, they're fine in my care. ::gently plucks Ravena and Phineas and places them in the palm of her hand::
<KingB> @ Thank you, dear  child.
<Phineas_1> @ Queen>Then remove Gulliver's friends to your nursery and leave Gulliver with us,we have much to talk about.
<RavenaS> @ Glum> I'll bring them back as good as new in a jif. ::executes a half curtsy and hurries off to her rooms with the Doctor's friends in tow::
<RavenaS> @ ::calls out to the giant girl:: No, we're fine! ::but it is to no avail, she lets herself fall to her bottom in Glum's palm::
<DrWhoXI> @ ::Crosses and kisses the Queen's fingertip::: You are as grascious as ever your Majesty
<RavenaS> # = Glum's Chambers
<Phineas_1> @ Queen>Gulliver,Where have you been? We've lost all hope for your miraculous return!
<RavenaS> # ::once in her chambers, Glum opens her palms on the table where her dollhouse rests::
<RavenaS> # ::Glum goes to pluck the tiny people up, but stops when the female waves furiousy at her::
<DrWhoXI> @ My small size of course increas the time required to travel great distances your Majesty
<Phineas_1> # Wow! this place is as big as my Lab only Vertically Not horizontally!
<KingB> @ Ahh, of course it does.
<RavenaS> # Glum> Oh yes, Gulliver always wished to carry himself. Can your friend make it down my finger?
<DrWhoXI> @ How does the KIng and Queen fare? And his kingdom as well? Impliment any of the changes of which we spoke on my last visit?
<DrWhoXI> @ YOur insights were most impressive
<RavenaS> # Ravena> ::helps Phineas down the giant step off Glum's fingertips into the plush drawing room of the finest house she'd seen::
<KingB> @ Thank you, Gulliver.
<RavenaS> # ::turns toward the child:: Thank you, Glumdalclitch?
<RavenaS> # ::Glum nods and smiles::
<KingB> @ I have most displeased with your long absence.
<Phineas_1> @ Queen>Now that you mention it an expedition in the western mountains turned up all sorts of curios::waves at the glaas case near them::
<RavenaS> # But you really must be more careful. We're not made of stone. ::sneezes::
<KingB> <put a been in there>
<RavenaS> # Glum> God bless you.
<DrWhoXI> @ Yes your Majesty but you were only deprived of my company , while I was denied yours ::Bows::
<KingB> @ Ahem....I see.
<RavenaS> # Glum> Dr. Gulliver taught me that, along with all your quaint ways.
<DrWhoXI> @ More examples of the King's studies. How enlighening his comments would be
<KingB> @ Now now, my dear, I'm sure he isn't instrested abou that.
<DrWhoXI> <switch those>
<KingB> @ Where did you go, and why did you find it necessary to leave so abruptly.
<Phineas_1> # Please tell us more of your ways,sweet child.
<RavenaS> # Glum> Oh, I hadn't realized. You're soaking wet. Stay here and I'll get you something warm to drink and wear.
<DrWhoXI> @ AS frail as I am here I have little choice ::smiles:: in when and where I go
<RavenaS> # Glum> ::crosses the room and returns with a treasure box the size of a barn::
<Phineas_1> # What about the othe "TOY" in your other pocket,child,I'd like to inspect it!
<DrWhoXI> @ What great discoveries did your Majesty make?
<KingB> @ It has been 7 years, and I have grown weary of awaiting your return.
<RavenaS> # Glum> Didn't Gulliver tell you? My father found him almost 7 years ago now.
<KingB> @ Well....I'm  not sure if it will interest you, Gulliver...
<RavenaS> # Glum>> talks as she pulls out a miniature set of china and some garments Gulliver sewed when last there::
<DrWhoXI> @ ///Who has grown weary? The King or the Master?///
<DrWhoXI> @ His Majesty is always of interest to anyone not a fool
<RavenaS> # Glum> He washed up near my father's farm. When the king offered to purchase him, Gulliver insisted I come along to take care of him.
<RavenaS> # Glum> The queen was kind enough to educate me with her daughters while we waitied for your return.
<Phineas_1> @ ::Queen shows The Doctor the curio case and all it's contents::Here are our discoveries,Gulliver.
<RavenaS> # ::pours a drop of hot tea into china cups and carefully serves to the little people::
<Phineas_1> @ Child the other thing you rescued from the beach,I'd like to make sure it arrived in you quarters undamaged.
<DrWhoXI> @ ::The Doctor recognizes several volumes from his library::
<RavenaS> # Glum> Here are some things you may find more comfortable. ::displays the fanciful clothes made from giant handkerchiefs and bolts of silk::
<KingB> @ We sent scouts out, beyond the known kingdom.
<RavenaS> # Glum> Most of it is for Gulliver, but I think some may be suitable for you Miss...
<KingB> @ At first, they found little bit endless night.
<RavenaS> # Ravena. Thank you Glum. ::busies herself sorting through the garments looking for something suitable::
<Phineas_1> # Glumdalclitch I'm Phineas and my companion is Ravena Shaw.
<RavenaS> # ::Ravena disappears behind a dollhouse changing screen to don her new garments::
<RavenaS> # Glum> It's a pleasure to meet you. Oh I am so happy you've finally returned to us.
<RavenaS> <Duncan, ask about the TARDIS.>
<Phineas_1> # Might I also have that Console thing you've found,sweetie?
<RavenaS> # Glum> Are you still broken, Phineas? Should I get bandages?
<DrWhoXI> @ :::Spots a huge vinyl disk wrapped in brown paper and marked "We'll Meet Again" Vera Lynn:::
<RavenaS> # Glum> Console?
<Phineas_1> <Just asked about the console,Jen.>
<Phineas_1> # The thing in your OTHER pocket,madam.
<RavenaS> # Glum> Oh the toy. I completely forgot. ::rummages through her pockets and finally plucks out a spinning top-like object::
<KingB> @ :::the King gets a little excited:::
<RavenaS> # Glum> ::places it on the dollhouse floor upside down::
<KingB> @ But then, they found one of the Ancient's museums
<RavenaS> # Glum> What do you do with it?
<Phineas_1> # It is upside down,child please upright it.
<DrWhoXI> @ Astounding! So many great finds.
<KingB> @ Indeed.  Two stories, filled with books, linked by a spiral staircase.
<RavenaS> # Glum> ::flips the console over:: Ah that's better. It stays put now. But how do you make it spin?
<Phineas_1> # We travel with it,child,but don't ask how,I'm not so sure myself!
<RavenaS> # ::from behind the screen:: How's the damage Professor?
<DrWhoXI> @ :::The Doctor wonders if the rest of the TARDIS lies over the mountains, although what use they would be without a dimensional stabilizer
<DrWhoXI> :::
<KingB> @ The scouts brought home many  souveniers, which you see displayed.
<DrWhoXI> @ ::Mutters:: I wonder if the stabilzer failed and caused this mess in the first place?
<Phineas_1> # ::Checks the circuitry for BROKEn connections::All circuits are operational,thank heaven. Just out of power. Easily fixed.
<DrWhoXI> @ ::To King:: Is this all the finds your Majesty
<KingB> @ Its just a sample, Gulliver.
<RavenaS> @ ::Ravena steps out from behind the screen wearing a makeshift dress tied with a pirate-belt::
<RavenaS> <@=#>
<RavenaS> # That's a relief. Then we can get out of this place?
<Phineas_1> @ Queen>We gave some to Glumdalcltich,Gulliver,to complete her doll house.
<DrWhoXI> @ ///Finding what else was found is our first priorit then///
<KingB> @Indeed.
<RavenaS> # Glum> Leave? But you can't want to leave now!
<Phineas_1> # If the TARDIS can get us out. We still don't know enogh if our circumstances here,Ravena.
<RavenaS> # Glum> You just returned to us. The king won't want you to go. Besides, I promised I would care for you. That's my duty here.
<KingB> @ :::The king looks over the curios proudly:::
<Phineas_1> # Why not,dear child,we are not PETS or DOLLS!
<KingB> <pause King>
<RavenaS> # We don't belong here.
<DrWhoXI> <ask about breeding us>
<DrWhoXI> <David>
<KingB> <oops, sorry>
<KingB> <unpause>
<KingB> @ I'm pleased you brought a female with you this time.
<RavenaS> # Glum> But Gulliver promised he would return and he has. And he brought you both back. The king will be so happy when you bear him new mini-jesters. Everyone has been clamoring for one of their own.
<Phineas_1> # What does the King want from us,Glumdalclitch?
<DrWhoXI> @ Why your Majesty?
<RavenaS> # She can't possibly mean what I think she means. Mini-jesters?
<KingB> @ How long will it be before she has a litter? My cousin is most curious to have a curiousity for himself.
<RavenaS> # Glum> Your children, of course.
<DrWhoXI> @ I can't decide wheither that is more absurb than insulting or vice versa? ""Fumes:: Who would get the pick of the litter ::Glares at the King:::
<RavenaS> # Glum> But don't worry. I'll care for them too until the hatchlings are old enough to go to new homes.
<KingB> @ Hmmm...I would have to ponder that.
<KingB> @ What you mean, absurd?
<RavenaS> # ::explodes:: What do you hink I am, a breeding hen?1
<RavenaS> !
<Phineas_1> # Dear child, We are not married. Ravena is Niece to both The Doctor and myself.
<RavenaS> <hink=think>
<DrWhoXI> @ PONDER? You .... :::Seees the King's giant fist moving::
<KingB> @ :::::the King becomes visibly angry:::
<DrWhoXI> <pause Doctor>
<KingB> @  Don't talk that way to me, you puny creature! Never talk to the King that way!!!
<RavenaS> # Glum> Your niece? ::crestfallen:: Oh dear, oh dear, I had so hoped...
<KingB> @ ::::he raises his fist, as if to smash Gulliver with it::::
<Phineas_1> # So marriage is out of the question,Glumdalclitch. Besides both the Doctor and I are too OLD for getting married!
<DrWhoXI> <Have music swell when yawl are ready Jen>
<KingB> <pause the King again>
<RavenaS> # Glum> I'm almost 16 now. Next year all the girls my age are either betrothed or sent off to work with the servants.
<RavenaS> # Glum> If I don't have the task of caring for your hatchlings... the queen's charity doesn't last forever.
<Phineas_1> # 16,Isn't that kind of YOUNG for getting married?
<RavenaS> # ::Glum and Ravena answer at the same time:; Why would it be?
<Phineas_1> <pause Queen>
<RavenaS> # ::Glum plops herself down in a nearby chair, enjoying her moan::
<Phineas_1> # It's like CHILDREN having CHILDREN!
<RavenaS> # Glum> And my hopes were so high when the explorers returned with news your land was not far away.
<Phineas_1> # Explorers? Please explain,dear child?
<DrWhoXI> <>
<RavenaS> # Glum> The ones who went over the western mountains last season. They brought back all sorts of toys like yours. ::pointing to the console::
<RavenaS> # Glum> I have some. ::flips open the dollhouse attic and retrieves three objects for display::
<Phineas_1> # ::mutters::Ravena,that must be where the rest of The TARDIS is!
<RavenaS> # Glum> See. ::places down a velvet settee with an old-style phonograph and tiny book in the seats::
<RavenaS> # ::retrieves the book and smiles:: Professor look!
<Phineas_1> <And Phineas's Electronic Valise as well,Jen?>
<RavenaS> # ::closes the cover to reveal the title... Type 40 Time Capsule Operator's Manual::
<RavenaS> # ::a valise sticks between the cushions of the settee::
<Phineas_1> # AHH! The TARDIS Manual,EXCELLENT,Ravena. 
<RavenaS> # We really do have a chance of getting our TARDIS back.
<RavenaS> # Now all we need is the Doctor.
<RavenaS> <pause Ravena>
<RavenaS> <pause Glum, looking depressed>
<Phineas_1> # Child,I believe mu Valise is sticking out of the cushions of the sette in your curios.
<RavenaS> <Any ending line Duncan?>
<Phineas_1> <pause Phineas and save that line for next week>
<RavenaS> <<PAUSE SIM>>
<RavenaS> <<CUT AND PRINT>>
<DrWhoXI> Bravissimo!
<RavenaS> Bravo!
<DrWhoXI> Yay! For the Return of the King! ;-)
<RavenaS> LOL
<RavenaS> David, how'd you like being the only big one tonight?
<KingB> it was fine:-)
<RavenaS> Cool. So next week we have our conclusion.
* KingB is now known as AlxKeegan
<RavenaS> I must depart now. Time to serve dinner.
<Phineas_1> Jen,when we get to the talikng horses in pt 4 of Unreality Check,watch out for MR ED,jokes,for Phineas is going to unleash them with a vengeance.
<RavenaS> Have good weekends, guys!
<DrWhoXI> You too Jen
<RavenaS> I will. LOL.
<DrWhoXI> So good to see you back David
<RavenaS> Yup, I'm gonna go enjoy being a zombie. Family affairs this week. Kid's birthday party and a family picnic.
<RavenaS> See you next Wed!
<AlxKeegan> Night Jen
<RavenaS> God bless!!!!!
<AlxKeegan> see you all next week
<DrWhoXI> Night and God bless all
Session Close: Wed Aug 18 22:23:00 2004