Session Start: Wed Aug 25 21:12:29 2004
Session Ident: #whosim
* Logging #whosim to 'C:\Documents and Settings\Jennifer\Desktop\unreality4.DALnet.20040825.txt'
<DrWhoXI> Jen should be straight Willow
<JenK> Huh? What are you people talking about?
<Phineas_1> Jen,Shall we do a CASTING CALL?
<DrWhoXI> David's Buffy sim
<AlxKeegan> I don't know th at Jen wants to play a message board email game
<AlxKeegan> but if she wants to she can
<DrWhoXI> msg board, hmmm, not sure I know how that works
<JenK> Ah! Actually, I must decline. My message board activities relates to politics and religion.
<AlxKeegan> Heather is going to play, she hasn't claimed a character though
<AlxKeegan> its okay, J en
<Phineas_1> CASTING CALL,please?
<AlxKeegan> its not difficult, Cody, I can send you a link later to the website I'll use and you can ch eck it out
<DrWhoXI> ty
<AlxKeegan> welcome
* JenK sets mode: +o AlxKeegan
* JenK sets mode: +o DrWhoXI
* JenK sets mode: +o Phineas_1
<DrWhoXI> ty
<Phineas_1> ty
<JenK> CASTING CALL!
<AlxKeegan> if someone wants to play Willow, t hen she becomes a geeky superscience inventing genius
<Phineas_1> <==Phineas(Form the beginneas)
<AlxKeegan> <=========King of the Brobdignags
<Phineas_1> <Form =From>
<DrWhoXI> <====== Dr
<AlxKeegan> <question....how do they get from the end of last  episode to where it starts?>
<Phineas_1> <Queen of the Brobdignags
<JenK> David, take another role in addition to the King. The king is only in the opening scene.
<Phineas_1> <===Queen of the Brobdignags
<AlxKeegan> <well, I'll think about it:-)>
<DrWhoXI> <Is Queen in it at all?>
<Phineas_1> <How about the Houyhnynms,David?>
<JenK> <Phineas & Ravena continue their conversation with Glum and convince her they can go get more little people over the mountain. They use her bird to take a test flight and off they go.>
<JenK> Or the Lagados. They are incomprehensible academics.
<Phineas_1> <And Glum is feeling GLUM!>
<AlxKeegan> <I'll try, w hichever one is more helpful>
<JenK> I guess we'll find out based on which scene comes first.
<Phineas_1> <Jen,i believe you wanted to play the Yahoos then?>
<JenK> The king is in the midst of threatening the Doctor, I believe.
<JenK> I don't care.
<AlxKeegan> <yep yep>
<JenK> Truthfully, I'm still half asleep. I'll wing it.
<AlxKeegan> @ = the Throne room
* AlxKeegan is now known as KingB
* JenK is now known as RavenaS
<DrWhoXI> <You up to playing Jen?>
<RavenaS> <<NEW ADVENTURES OF DOCTOR WHO SIMULATION>>
<RavenaS> <<UNREALITY CHECK PT 4 ~ Finale>>
<RavenaS> <<Plot by Jen Kokoski & Cody Jarret>>
<Phineas_1> $=Glum's quarters
<RavenaS> <I'll manage, for a while. Let you know if I need to quit.>
<DrWhoXI> <k>
<KingB> <if no one wants to play Willow, Cody, then Willow becomes a vengeance demon, the avenging demon of murder victims' loved ones>
<DrWhoXI> <:-D>
<Phineas_1> $::Quickly recovers his valise,explaing to Glum he had lost it:::
<RavenaS> $ ::Glum sits in her chair, weeping:: If I don't have the duty of raising hatchlings then surely the queen will send me to the kitchens... or worse the stables.
<KingB> @ ::::The King, visibly angry, raises up his fist, ready to bring it down and crush the Doctor:::
<RavenaS> $ Glum> I can't work stables. Horses scare me! ::cries harder::
<RavenaS> $ ::Ravena holds up an extra skirt to the girl:: There, there, it will be all right.
<Phineas_1> @ Queen>Gulliver! You have THRONE my husband into a FIT!!!
<Phineas_1> $ I'm not used to animals much either!
<DrWhoXI> <groan :-)>
<RavenaS> $ Ravena> Phineas, I mean Uncle Phineas has an idea. Right?
<KingB> <waiting for the rescue of the doctor>
<Phineas_1> <David did you get my E-mail about Phineas?>
<Phineas_1> $ Dear Child,do you have any pets,Glumdalclitch?
<KingB> < yes I did, t hanks>
<Phineas_1> <yw>
<RavenaS> $ Glum> ::sniffles loudly into the handkerchief-sized dress:: You mean besides you?
<Phineas_1> $ Yes,like a BIRD that flies? Glumdalclitch?
<RavenaS> $ Glum> Just Tweety. I raised her from an egg. ::waves hand twoard the gilded cage hanging by the window which holds a bird the size of a small plane:: But the queen has a whole flock of finches already.
<Phineas_1> <Jen,response please>
<KingB> <she just did, I  think>
<Phineas_1> $::Laughs::Tweety,Where is Sylvester the CAT?
<DrWhoXI> <How about A Flock Of Seagulls? Bad 80's joke>
<Phineas_1> <ty>
<RavenaS> $ Uncle?! I thought you had a helpful idea.
<Phineas_1> $ Glum,you can help us rescue The Doctor with the loan of your bird.
<RavenaS> $ Glum> "Rescue him", from the king? Why would I want to do that? That would be treason.
<Phineas_1> $ Child ,if you want more Mini Jesters to please the King a trip to thw western mountains is in order.
<Phineas_1> <thw=the>
<KingB> <just  waiting patiently for cue:-)>
<RavenaS> $ The Doctor is a much better navigator than either of us Glum. And I don't think your king would be too happy to know he only had us to fill his court, do you?
<RavenaS> $ Glum> No. Oh dear, he can very cross at times.
<DrWhoXI> <napping till stage manager gives a call>
<RavenaS> $ But we can make him happy again, and more than happy to keep you in his court. I imagine he might very well make you a minister of Mini-Jesters.
<RavenaS> $ Will you help us help you?
<RavenaS> $ ::Glum looks at the pair, sniffles her last sniffle then jumps up to action::
<Phineas_1> $ Then loan us Tweety,and The Doctor Ravena and I will mount an expedition to the western mountains on your behalf to the king,
<RavenaS> $ ::Glum retrieves her pet finch from its cage along with a harness she once made for Gulliver::
<DrWhoXI> <Gulliver's kinky?>
<Phineas_1> $::Phineas and Ravena try to move the Console closer to the finch::
<RavenaS> $ Glum> Tweety's very smart and obedient. I taught her how to fetch seashells from the highest cliffs for me.
<RavenaS> $ Glum> Why do you need your toy for this expedition?
<Phineas_1> $ Glum can you attach the "Toy" to Tweety?
<RavenaS> $ It's more than a toy, Glum. It's like a compass. It'll help us find our way back to you quicker.
<Phineas_1> $ To trasnsport all the Mini Jesters the King wants.
<RavenaS> $ ::Happy with the explanation, Glum gather satin twine and lashes the console to the back of the saddle::
<RavenaS> $ ::Ravena climbs aboard the finch and beams a bittersweet smile at Glum:: Thank you.
<Phineas_1> $ I'll ride close to the Console to keep it steady on the saddle.
<RavenaS> $ ::Ravena leans over and whispers in the finch's ears, the bird takes flight::
<Phineas_1> $::Climbs aboard bhind Ravena::Tweety,first stop the Throne Room!
<RavenaS> $ Glum> ::opens her chamber door and watches her charges fly into the hall:: You will return soon?
<DrWhoXI> <Of course RAVENa speaks bird language ;-) >
<KingB> <lol>
<DrWhoXI> <ty>
<Phineas_1> $ Faster then Tweety can molt:::Laughs:::
<RavenaS> $ ::Ravena declines to answer. The finch flutter off toward the throne room::
<RavenaS> <WAKE UP IN THE THRONE ROOM>
<KingB> <lol awake and ready>
<DrWhoXI> <::Yawn:: tahnks :-D>
<Phineas_1> @ Queen>What is that fluttering sound,dear husband?
<DrWhoXI> @ ::::Drops and rolls away from the King's descinding fist:::
<KingB> @ ::the King l ooks around::
<RavenaS> @ ::Tweety the finch flies over the guards at the door and through the transom above into the throne room::
<KingB> @ Why, it's Tweety!  What is she doing  here?
<RavenaS> @ ::Tweety circles around as her passengers scan the horizon below::
<Phineas_1> @ Looking for Sylvester!:::Laughs:::
<DrWhoXI> @ ::: Looks up and sees Ravena and Phineas astride the bird::
<RavenaS> @ There he is! ::points to the corner of the chess table::
<DrWhoXI> @ As the Brigadier would say, nothing like air support
<RavenaS> @ ::Tweety buzzes the king and queen, then dives down for the chess board::
<KingB> @ :::the King squints:::::
<DrWhoXI> @ :::Jumps for Tweety:::
<RavenaS> @ Grab him, Phineas.
<Phineas_1> <Tweety takes Doctor>
<RavenaS> <Oops, Professor. I forgot that's what Ravena calls him.>
<KingB> @ Why, I do believe those  are Gulliver's friends attached to Tweety::::
<DrWhoXI> @ :::Grabs Phineas's hand and swings aboard ::
<KingB> @ Get off th at bird, Gulliver!!
<RavenaS> @ ::Ravena whispers in the bird's ear again::
<KingB> @ ::::the King makes a grab for Tweety:::
<Phineas_1> @::Grabs Doctor:: First floor,Window Garments:::Laughs:::
<DrWhoXI> @ ::Tips imaginary hat to King:: Of course, Yer Highness:: Under breath ::: as soon as we are free that is
<Phineas_1> @ Queen>Guards! Follow That Bird!!!
<RavenaS> @ ::Tweety scratches the king's hand with her claws then flutters toward the tall windows::
<RavenaS> @ ::Tweety flies straight toward glass with guards quickly gaining::
<RavenaS> @ Hold on back there!
<DrWhoXI> @ Quick Ravena, Time for plan B
<Phineas_1> @ Talk about being given THE BIRD!::Laughs::
<KingB> @ Catch her!!
<DrWhoXI> <arggh lol>
<RavenaS> @ ::the Tweety flies straight up to the sky and out an open window::
<KingB> @ ::::The King chases after the bird:::
<Phineas_1> @ Queen>Sombody close that window!
<DrWhoXI> <reverse that I think>'
<RavenaS> @ ::guards slam into the closed window panes below::
<Phineas_1> @ OOH! I FEEL your PANE!
<RavenaS> @ ::Tweety swoops high above the castle grounds, up toward the clouds and westward to the mountains beyond::
<KingB> @ Come back!!!
<DrWhoXI> <BRB>
<KingB> @ ::the King growls in frustration and  despair as Gulliver and his friends escape:::
<RavenaS> # = Lagado
<Phineas_1> @ Queen> Oh dear, more trouble.
<RavenaS> # ::Tweety and the crew fly for almost an hour until the cross the western mountains::
<KingB> <pause King>
<Phineas_1> <pause Queen>
<RavenaS> # ::the air changes to cold and thin::
<Phineas_1> # Is it WINTER out here?
<RavenaS> # ::Ravena keeps whispering encouraging words in Tweety's ear, while trying to keep the bird's neck warm::
<DrWhoXI> <back had to give Snickers meds>
<KingB> <how abo ut Almond Joy?>
<KingB> <sorry, couldn't resist>
<RavenaS> <Wanna say something scientific about the weather in the mountains, Doc?>
<Phineas_1> <or mounds?>
<DrWhoXI> <:-D>
<DrWhoXI> <actually I'm allerrgic to coconut>
<KingB> <that's awful!>
<Phineas_1> <sorry>
<DrWhoXI> # It's the thinner air that makes it seem colder up here
<Phineas_1> # Doctor,are we near the POLAR ice cap?
<KingB> <when I  was 6  or 7, my parents  made me a coconut cream pie for my birthday and ate the whole thing>
<KingB> <I ate ti, that is>
<DrWhoXI> # Add the wind whistling by and ::shivers::
<RavenaS> # I don't see anything. Maybe the expedition was a fraud.
<DrWhoXI> <gee a regular Gilligan ;-)>
<RavenaS> # ::something glints on the distance::
<Phineas_1> # ::Spots a blue box at the ground ahead::Doctor,your Police Box!
<DrWhoXI> # Ship ahoy ::Grins::: 
<RavenaS> # ::Ravena directs tweety toward the blue box::
<Phineas_1> # Hopefully NOT ship  A Toy!
<RavenaS> # ::as they draw closer, they can see that patch of blue in a field of polished, gray marble::
<RavenaS> # ::figures wearing the same muted, unoffensive tones, muddle about the blue box::
<Phineas_1> # ::Figures are massing aroud the blue box,muttering calculations!:::
<RavenaS> # ::Tweety lands in the middle of a marble city courtyard::
<Phineas_1> # Doctor.I hope they don't ask about our LANDING permit.
<RavenaS> # ::Ravena climbs down, petting Tweety and feeding her a snack from her pocket::
<DrWhoXI> # I guess it's too much to hope we are finally out of this insanity
<RavenaS> <David, wanna be Lagadoins?>
<DrWhoXI> # :::Helps Phineas with the console::
<Phineas_1> # ::Climbs down Tweety and starts to unhich the Console:::
<KingB> < i am wi lling to try, not sure if I can come with fake theories, but willing to try>
<RavenaS> # ::sees the people watching them:: At least they are normal size.
<RavenaS> <give it a shot.>
<DrWhoXI> <I've got a sma;ll bit for Logands but not all of them just an aside>
<KingB> #Lag1> Amazing!  How  did you make that bird grow so big?
<DrWhoXI> # >Lagodan 2> Obviously by feeding it giant seed
<DrWhoXI> # >Lagodan 3 > And where would he get giant seed?
<DrWhoXI> # >Lagodan 2 > ::Rolls eyes and sniffs :: Duuh, from a giant plant you twit!
<Phineas_1> #::To Lagadoins::Hey leave that box, it's our property!
<RavenaS> # Lagodan A> ::studying the box:: Fascinating, but why blue? Surely there is a less offensive color.
<DrWhoXI> # Looks as if this place could supply personel for a hundred government projects
<Phineas_1> #::Still unstrapping the Console from Tweety:::
<RavenaS> # Lagodan B> Perhaps it's a statement. Hello? What exactly does blue say to you?
<Phineas_1> # If they can AGREE on which projects,Doctor!
<RavenaS> # Lagodan A> What an interesting thought. Let me see, I am blue. Blue as you?
<KingB> # Lag1> What is that contraption?
<DrWhoXI> # ::To Phineas :: Quick, let's get this in the TARDIS, while these fools argue about everything
<DrWhoXI> # ::Smiles and takes hold of console::
<KingB> @ Lag1> Perhaps its a large coat rack?
<Phineas_1> # But don't we need to fix it first?
<RavenaS> # Lagodan B> But I'm not blue. More peach or almond, sometimes green when I dip into the Chef's latest experiment. ::chuckles to himself::
<DrWhoXI> # ::Lagodans 2 and 3 start pushing at each other spouting ever more absurb nonsense::
<DrWhoXI> # Best done inside the safety of the TARDIS, my friend
<Phineas_1> #:::Assists Doctor with Console:::
<DrWhoXI> # ::Sets console beside TARDIS and takes a key from his vest::
<RavenaS> # Lag 2> ::answers the first:: But where does one hang one coats? I do not see any hooks.
<Phineas_1> # How do we get the Console in,Doctor? The Console is too big for the door.
<RavenaS> # Lag 2> And these handles look ineffience for the task of holding one's coat. I wonder who the carpenter. He can't seem to measure straight. Look at how the handles are placed.
<DrWhoXI> # No problem I'll just adjust the relative dimen... ::Stops  and stares inside an empty shell of a TARDIS:: Oh dear ::sighs::
<KingB> @ Lag1> Drap them over the top?  Or perhaps it is a dresser, with drawers?
<RavenaS> <who the carpenter was>
<Phineas_1> #Lag 3> Maybe it's a dorr for some kind of container?
<RavenaS> # Lag 2> That's an interesting theory. But why would someone leave their dresser in the middle of the courtyard.
<RavenaS> # Lag A> It must be a statement. Perhaps a political one.
<RavenaS> # Lag B> Someone who doesn't approve of the color blue?
<DrWhoXI> # ::Wrings hair as if trying to force an idea into his head::
<Phineas_1> # Those IDIOT Lagdolians stripped the TARDIS,Doctor!
<RavenaS> # Lag A> Or someone who approves of it greatly and wants to share his admiration with all Lagado.
<DrWhoXI> # NO, I don't think so... but I'm afraid the components could be scattered all over this horrible planet ::Kicks a rock::
<RavenaS> # Lag B> ::taps Phineas on the shoulder:: Excuse me, you're blocking our view. We are trying to discern the nature of this conundrum.
<KingB> # :::Suddenly, a small herd of wild horses  enters the square:::
<Phineas_1> # You,Sir are the only CONUNDRUM I see here!
<DrWhoXI> # ::To Lagodan ::It's not a conundrum! It's more an improbability
<RavenaS> # ::When Tweety flinches, Ravena notes the ground begin to rumble:: Uh Doctor...!
<RavenaS> # ::a cloud of dust rapidly approaches from the north::
<Phineas_1> # UGGH! STAMPEDE!
<DrWhoXI> # Oh wonderful, now an entire herd of Mr Ed's ::Frowns::
<RavenaS> # ::as they draw close enough to show a flash of long main, Tweety panics and flies away::
<Phineas_1> # And I've got HAY FEVER:::Laughs:::
<RavenaS> # Lag B> ::scans the oncoming thunder:: Oh my, look how low that cloud is. I've never seen a storm this low to the ground.
<DrWhoXI> <Is that a horse laugh?>
<Phineas_1> <no>
<RavenaS> # Lag B> Perhaps it's an angry storm. I don't see any lightning, nor any rain.
<Phineas_1> # Doctor,What is next,A TIKKI Party?
<RavenaS> # Lag A> A dry storm? You know I once had a lecture about the possibility of such things.
<RavenaS> # Lag B> Really, what was the theory?
<KingB> <everyone, I'm afraid I've got to go, can you all h andle the rest?>
<Phineas_1> # ::Taps Lag B:: You mean a SAND storm?
<RavenaS> # Lag A> Swirling dust, essentially. The theorist posed the idea that sometimes when an argument is so intense the arguers shout, their shouts disturb the wind. Eventually the disturbed winds turn into a cyclone of sorts and roam the ground looking to spread their passion.
<DrWhoXI> # >Lagodan 2 > What if this is only a delusion caused by some infection from the giant finch :::makes notes for a paper on the subject as the herd tramples him to death::
<RavenaS> # Lag B> That's is why I always argue in whispers.
<DrWhoXI> <Bye David>
<DrWhoXI> <take care>
<KingB> <I will, you too Cody, see you next week!>
<RavenaS> <Night David!>
<Phineas_1> <Night,David>
<KingB> <happy birthday to your sis!>
<Phineas_1> <Jen,My mother's birtrhday was yesterday,she turned 77!
<RavenaS> # Lag A> Tis a sound notion, but I rather doubt the theory. After all, then all loud noises such as our lecture chimes would create similar angry winds, don't you think?
<RavenaS> <Wish her happy b-day for me!>
<KingB> <night Jen!! Night Duncan!!>
<DrWhoXI> <ty>
<Phineas_1> <I will>
<KingB> <welcome:-) >
* KingB has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
<DrWhoXI> <and Beverly's the 28th>
<RavenaS> # Lag B> Hmmm, then I wonder what it could possibly be.
<RavenaS> # ::both Lagadoins look on as the herd of wild horses stomp over them::
<Phineas_1> # Lag C> Ughh,Clysedales!
<RavenaS> # ::other Lagodans scatter to the marble buildings in a panic::
<Phineas_1> # ::Lag C is dead::
<RavenaS> # ::a tall white stallion draws to a halt before the only people daring to face them with fear and determination::
<DrWhoXI> # >Lagoda 3 > ::To Lagodan 4:: Look out! Herd of horses!
<Phineas_1> # ::Signals the horses to stop with his LIGHT PEN!:::
<RavenaS> # ::the stallion studies the Doctor up and down::
<RavenaS> # ::stallion breys to his comrades with a nod toward the Doctor::
<DrWhoXI> >Lagodan4 > Heard of horses? Of course I have do you think Im a foo... ::Is trampled by Houyhnhms::
<Phineas_1> # Lag 4>Sure I've heard of horses Lag 3 you Bone Head!
<RavenaS> # ::one by one the horses scoop a crew member on their backs::
<RavenaS> # ::finding herself flipped over the horse, stomach down, Ravena panics:: Doctor!
<Phineas_1> # Oooh,Pony rides!
<RavenaS> # ::four more horses scoop up the console and police box::
<Phineas_1> # Is this the Kentucky Derby,Doctor?
<DrWhoXI> # ::: A beautiful stallion stops in front of the Doctor::
<RavenaS> <did that Cody.>
<DrWhoXI> <dooh sorry>
<RavenaS> # ::as quickly as they came, the wild herd depars with its captives::
<RavenaS> % = Yahoo Herds
<Phineas_1> % ::Finds himself in A Yahoo Herd with Ravena:::
<RavenaS> <Ok, who wants me in their scene, Cody or Duncan? Should I be a Yahoo or a Houyhnhnm?>
<Phineas_1> <please be a Yahoo,Jen>
<DrWhoXI> $ + Houyhnhnm camp
<RavenaS> <Ok, doing the scene by yourself Cody?>
<DrWhoXI> $ ::A perfect palimino approachs the Doctor:::
<Phineas_1> $ Houynnhmn Leader> Doctor,you've come to incite a Yahoo rebellion that we must halt!
<RavenaS> % ::tossed off the back of her horse captor and tumbles into an animal pit::
<DrWhoXI> $ >Palimo> Greetings, you are no ordinary Yahoo despite your appearance. Who are you and why are you here?
<RavenaS> % ::rolls in the soft dirt and at the feet of a man::
<Phineas_1> % ::Snarls at nearest Yahoo::BACK YOU CANNIBAL!!!
<DrWhoXI> <? ok what's up?>
<RavenaS> % Oh thank goodness, Professor. ::reaches out her hand for him to help her:: I've never been so sick on a horse--
<RavenaS> % ::stops cold when she sees the long claw-like fingers that reach out for her::
<DrWhoXI> $ ::Extends hand :: Hello, I am the Doctor
<RavenaS> % ::a snarling Yahoo, dressed in rags, half-naked, covered in dirt, with matted hair and evil, hungry eyes leers at Ravena::
<Phineas_1> % ::Grabs a clu like stick and whck the long fingers approaching Ravena::
<Phineas_1> <clu=club>
<DrWhoXI> $ >Palimino> Are you here to spy on us?
<RavenaS> % ::backs away, crawling on her backside toward Phineas and away from the inhuman creatures in the pit::
<Phineas_1> <whck= whack>
<DrWhoXI> $ I should say not! In fact I'm not entirely clear on why we are here at all
<RavenaS> % These are the Yahoos. Oh, they are truly disgusting.
<DrWhoXI> $ I assure you are only goal is to leave this place as soon as possible
<DrWhoXI> <our not are dooooh>
<Phineas_1> % Carefull Ravena,These CREATURES could be CANNIBALS!!!
<RavenaS> % ::Yahoos growl and circle the well-clothed and well-fed newcomers::
<RavenaS> % How do we get out of here Professor? They're all around.
<DrWhoXI> $ >Palomino> WE no longer enslave Yahoos, but we will not allow them to destroy our crops either
<RavenaS> % ::scrambles to her feet, standing back to back with Phineas::
<Phineas_1> % ::Adjusts his PEN LIGHT and a laser beam zots out frightening the Yahoos!:::
<DrWhoXI> $ Then why not simply fence the crops? 
<RavenaS> % ::Yahoos jump backward from the blast of light, then begin growling louder::
<RavenaS> % Careful Professor, you don't want to provoke them more.
<DrWhoXI> $ >Palimino> We were thinking of a more final solution to our problems
<DrWhoXI> $ Final solution? ::Swallows :: That's far too familar a phrase
<Phineas_1> % I colud try killing these Yahoos instead,Ravena.
<DrWhoXI> $ ::Digs around his pockets::
<RavenaS> % I think that would come under the topic of provoking.
<Phineas_1> <could>
<DrWhoXI> $ >Palimino> We must protect our way of life, Doctor
<RavenaS> % My grandfather taught me a trick once, when you find yourself in the midst of an angry pack of coyotes.
<Phineas_1> % Ravena,do you have something that could put the Yahoos ASLEEP?
<RavenaS> % Get them more interested in better and easier game than you.
<DrWhoXI> $ Perhaps ::produces hi yoyo::: You could devise something else ::Stars doing tricks till he has their complete attention::
<Phineas_1> % Like What,The Houynnhmns?
<RavenaS> % ::scans the surroundings for something to fit the bil::
<RavenaS> % The pig sty. Do you think you can open the fence into here with that tool of yours?
<Phineas_1> % ::Uses Ventirloquisim to distract the Yahoos::
<DrWhoXI> $ There are many alternatives to consider of course ::Casually does an overhand spinning comet::
<RavenaS> % ::Yahoos glance over to the seemingly talking pig in the pen beside them::
<Phineas_1> % ::Opens the gate to the pigsy with his PenLight laser torch::
<RavenaS> % ::the pigs run wild, wilder as the Yahoos give chase::
<RavenaS> % ::chaos ensues attracting the attention of the Houyhnhnm guards::
<Phineas_1> % ::Ushers Yahoos INSIDE::After you.
<RavenaS> % Quick, we'll have to climb the fence. ::starts for an empty patch of the Yahoo pen::
<DrWhoXI> $ :::The Houyhnhnms watch the yoyo flash away then back to the Doctor::: Suppose you try educating them ::Spins out again but this time lets the loop slip from his finger and as they watch the yoyo fly across the stable the Doctor darts outside::
<DrWhoXI> <hope that was ok Jen>
<RavenaS> <perfect. I love the distracting line.>
<Phineas_1> % ::Heads back to the Main cell gait and cuts open the bars with his laser torch::Quicly,Ravena,we are outta here!
<RavenaS> % ::Ravena bolts over the fence racing to freedom::
<DrWhoXI> <ty>
<Phineas_1> % ::Follows Ravena::
<DrWhoXI> <new symbol?>
<RavenaS> % ::she spies the TARDIS blue box and instinctually runs to it::
<RavenaS> @ = TARDIS
<Phineas_1> %::arrives at TARDIS with Ravena::
<DrWhoXI> % ::Almost collides with Phineas as he runs towards TARDIS::: Oh sorry, wonderful timing this
<RavenaS> @ ::sees the Doctor approach from a different direction:: Oh Doctor, there you are.
<DrWhoXI> % Quicklt , both of you, inside the TARDIS now!
<Phineas_1> @ Quicly everyone,INSIDE!
<DrWhoXI> % Quicklt , both of you, inside the TARDIS now!
<DrWhoXI> test
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<RavenaS> @ But Doctor, I thought you said it was stripped.
<RavenaS> <nuts. Ok let's wait a bit.>
<RavenaS> <Duncan, you want to argue with the Doctor and fix the console first.>
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<RavenaS> <Rehi Cody.>
<DrWhoXI> <ratz, what was last yawl got?>
<DrWhoXI> <ty>
<RavenaS> @ But Doctor, I thought you said it was stripped?
<Phineas_1> @ Doctor! The Console still needs FIXING!
<RavenaS> <Get in the TARDIS.>
<RavenaS> @ ::the ground rumbles again as Houyhnhnms pour out of the stables::
<DrWhoXI> % Just get inside ::Jumps around to avoid Houhnhnm guard::
<RavenaS> @ ::gets pushed inside the TARDIS and finds herself in total darkness and cramped space::
<Phineas_1> <wrong symbol Cody,@= TARDIS>
<DrWhoXI> <% is the outside I hope>
<DrWhoXI> <Not in TARDIS>
<RavenaS> <Sure, we can do that.>
<Phineas_1> @::Enters TARDIS,then the doors close::
<RavenaS> @ ::has to step aside to allow room for Phineas:: This is ridiculous. How can we escape here?
<DrWhoXI> % ::Dives under the console to avoid guards and searches underside of controls::
<Phineas_1> @ The Doctor will tell us as soon as he is inside,Ravena!
<DrWhoXI> % ::The Doctor finally finds a hidden switch, crosses the fingers of one hand and activates it::
<RavenaS> @ Do you hear that?
<DrWhoXI> % ::Console glows brightly spooking the horses::
<RavenaS> @ ::a rumble, wheeze and groan fill the air::
<Phineas_1> %::Console sputters and vanishes::
<RavenaS> @ ::the sound fills Ravena's head::
<DrWhoXI> @ ::The Doctor still clinging to the console appears inside the TARDIS::
<Phineas_1> @ Yes! UNBELIEVABLE!!!
<RavenaS> @ ::she closes her eyes and when she opens them again the darkness of the cupboard slowly morphs into the brightness of the old console room::
<DrWhoXI> <Oops mucked up,shall I correct Jen?>
<RavenaS> <No, that works better.>
<Phineas_1> @ ::Recovers Shield Gun and Valise from the sette::Our stuff is back too,Remarkable!
<RavenaS> @ ::Sees the Doctor lying under the console and races toward him:: Doctor, are you all right?
<DrWhoXI> @ Whose for a fast demat? ::Flips controls before anyone can respond::
<RavenaS> <Strike your line Duncan. That happens once we break free of this land on demat.>
<DrWhoXI> @ The TARDIS shakes as if in an earthquake
<RavenaS> @ :: the TARDIS violently shudders spinning everyone outward to the floor::
<Phineas_1> @ ::Is floored by the wallop caused by demat::
<DrWhoXI> < dooh ::: ::: arounf that>
<RavenaS> @ ::TARDIS hiccups on the convulsions, as if struggling to shake herself free of some vice-grip::
<DrWhoXI> @ ::Abook flies from the shelf and bounces off the Doctor's head landing at this feet::
<Phineas_1> @ ::Stares at he cover of the book::
<RavenaS> @ ::finally the TARDIS shakes hard to the left then seems to zoom sideways::
<RavenaS> @ ::things clutter to the ground including the settee, coffee table, Phineas' valise and his shield gun::
<Phineas_1> @ The TARDIS is doing the Hokey pokey!::laughs::
<RavenaS> <Now drop the book lines down and close the sim>
<DrWhoXI> @ ::The Doctor picks up the book and looks at it. It is an autographed first edition of "Gulliver's Travels" he replaces it on the shelf:: Back you go you've done enough mischeif I hthink:: Theme music swells:::
<RavenaS> <pause Ravena>
<Phineas_1> <pause Phineasa>
<DrWhoXI> <paus Doctor>
<RavenaS> <<PAUSE SIM>>
<RavenaS> <<CUT AND PRINT>>
<DrWhoXI> Bravo! Arthour!
<RavenaS> Bravissimmo!
<Phineas_1> Encore! Encore!
* DrWhoXI hands Jen a boquet of roses
<RavenaS> Oh thank you!
<RavenaS> I hoped you would approve.
<DrWhoXI> Big group bow
<RavenaS> Thanks for those site links. They really helped.
<DrWhoXI> np
<Phineas_1> How'd you like my line about the TARDIS doing the Hokey Pokkey,Jen?
<RavenaS> Next time, you'll do that Hart Island story?
<RavenaS> Cute Duncan.
<DrWhoXI> ::Sniffs:: not looking foward to next one
<DrWhoXI> :-/
<DrWhoXI> yep
<RavenaS> Oh programming note: I will be gone next week. Headed to Williamsburg.
<Phineas_1> Yeah,We'll mis Ravena after that.
<RavenaS> That gives you two weeks to work on it Cody.
<DrWhoXI> k
<RavenaS> You'll still have me. I can play nutty villains.
<DrWhoXI> any thoughts abpout Ravena you wnat in, just let me know
<RavenaS> I enjoyed the Lagodans tonight.
<DrWhoXI> ditto
<RavenaS> Just leave her as a nurse in the 19th century.
<Phineas_1> Sounds like villans wre raised bu SQUIRRELS!
<DrWhoXI> :-)
<RavenaS> I'm off. Got one more day to prepare and I have a ton of things yet to do.
<RavenaS> You guys take care till I return.
<Phineas_1> Well then,Night all!
<DrWhoXI> I think Phineas's adventure should go first so Ravena's will be at the end for her farewll
<RavenaS> Happy Birthdays to all sisters and moms for me.
<DrWhoXI> Have fun
<RavenaS> God bless!
<DrWhoXI> :-)
Session Close: Wed Aug 25 23:01:51 2004