Session Start: Sat Sep 23 21:31:02 2000
* Logging #whosim to 'vortexolympians_20000923.txt'
<Jacie> Ok let me just get some credits together.
* SpaceProg wonders if they'll be olympic cricket
<Jacie> <Remind me, which Doctor is this?>
<SpaceProg> 7th
* Aggedor wonders what will hapen if cybermen win gold.
<Cody> Even for a Time Lord cricket is too long ;)
<SpaceProg> lol
<SpaceProg> Not for one Time Lord...
<Aggedor> Not to the 5th doctor.
<Cody> Well I think 4 said he could have been a great slow bowler
<SpaceProg> Olympics-7th, MIB-5th, Stargate-3rd
<Jacie> <Ok then, any role claims?>
<SpaceProg> Well..  I've never done Sev before..
<Jacie> <We have a 7. Anyone for Ace?>
<Aggedor> Ill be Ace
<SpaceProg> Unless anyone else wants to be Sev.
<SpaceProg> I don't need to be in the limelight all the time ;-)
<SpaceProg> Going once....
<Jacie> <Cool. Then I'll be some Olympians and judges>
<SpaceProg> Going twice...
<Jacie> <Cody, you for the Olympians and Judges too?>
<Cody> What kind of games are we going to do, Earth now/past, intergalatic or what
<SpaceProg> Sold to the weird one in a itty bitty town noone ever heard of..
<Jacie> <Futuristic, intergalactic based on old Earth games.>
<Cody> k
<Aggedor> I can do some Olympians too.
<Jacie> <Like synchronized target practice... watch out for Daleks and Cybermen>
<Cody> lol
<Jacie> <i'll be an announcer and try to open up the games, k?>
<SpaceProg> cool
<SpaceProg> <>
<Jacie> <PLACES EvERYONE>
<Jacie> <<The Time Vortex>>
<Jacie> <<Doctor Who Meets the Olympians>>
<Jacie> <<Premise by Sneezing Jen>>
<Aggedor> Intergalactic?
<SpaceProg> <<LOL>>
<Cody> <some one logging?>
*** Jacie is now known as JudgeJen
<JudgeJen> <yes, I am.>
<Cody> <k>
<JudgeJen> ::across subspace a tape delay broadcast begins::
*** Cody is now known as IceMarsha
<JudgeJen> ::the sound of cheering fans roar behind a holographic announcer voice::
<SpaceProg> <<Marsha, Marsha, Marsha..>>
<Aggedor> lol :)
<IceMarsha> <thought they'd try hockey:)>
<JudgeJen> Announcer>And welcome back ladies, gentlemen and creatures to the 200th annual Intergalatic Summer Olympics!
<IceMarsha> <:( nick cut off lol>
<SpaceProg> <Ah>
<IceMarsha> <Oopss>
<JudgeJen> Announcer>We have a heated metal contest underway between the Ice Warriors, CYbermen, Daleks and the home galaxy favorite Earth Humans.
<JudgeJen> Announcer>All tied at 12 gold each with final contests to be held today.
<JudgeJen> Announcer> Brought to you LIVE on tape delay.
<SpaceProg> Group of Silurians>  Boo! Down with the Apes!
<Aggedor> Daleks> Exterminate all Humans!
<JudgeJen> Announcer>Up for our first contest we bring you the heated Synchronized Maze Race.
<Aggedor> <Clever. A LIVE Delay! lol.>
*** IceMarsha is now known as Dalek
<JudgeJen> Announcer>As you know this contest is made even more difficult by the opponents ability to fire on contestants as they traverse the maze of terror, as it's called here.
*** Aggedor is now known as Ace
<JudgeJen> Announcer>So far the Daleks and Cybermen have all but eliminated their competition with their marksmanship.
<JudgeJen> Announcer>In fact, I understand the Terileptels backed out of the contest at the last minute for of their opponents.
<Dalek> :::mechanical cackle::
<Ace> :: Borrows Slingshot and Gold pellets from Doctor::
<SpaceProg> :::A (imput favorite TARDIS sound here) sound goes unnoticed in the din of the crowd's voices.  The TARDIS lands in the Maze of Terror:::
<JudgeJen> Announcer>Up first for the maze is...
<Ace> ::Exits TARDIS::
<JudgeJen> ::camera focuses on the field as two humanoids step out of a blue box::
<JudgeJen> Announcer>Yes, yes, it's the home galaxy favorites... Humans!
<SpaceProg> :::The Doctor steps out smiling..::: Ahh.. Paris.. lovely to be here again after so long...  Trails off.. er..
<JudgeJen> Announcer>Wait a second, can we get a closer look at the competitors?
<Ace> Come on Professor. It's already started!
<JudgeJen> ::camera focuses on the Doctor's face::
<SpaceProg> <<<Put :::  ::: around "Trails off">>
<JudgeJen> ::the crowd begins to cheer::
<JudgeJen> Announcer>Yes it is, ladies and gentlemen this is a surprise. It's the Doctor and his latest companion.
<Ace> Crowd> Doctor :: stomp stomp stomp::
<Ace> :: Waves to crowd::
<Dalek> ::turrent spins about::: Foul.. foul. Hu-mans not registered!
<JudgeJen> Announcer>Oooh, this should be an exciting challenge.
<SpaceProg> :::Tenatively waves at the crowd himself:::
<SpaceProg> I think I took a wrong turn at Andromeda...
<JudgeJen> Announcer>I can see the Dalek commander spinning his gunstick with excitement already.
<Ace> Who's not registered, Cyclops?
<JudgeJen> Announcer>The Doctor will need to score at least a 9.2 here to keep the humans in the contest.
<JudgeJen> Announcer>Let's see if he can do it.
<SpaceProg> :::to himself::: What's the object of this game?
<SpaceProg> :::is totally in the dark:::
<Dalek> :::energizes Dalek gun::
<JudgeJen> Announcer>Now remember, ladies and gentlemen, the competitor must reach the end of the maze under 30 seconds without getting blasted.
<SpaceProg> :::Sees the Dalek commander and his eyes widen:::  Oh dear.. ::fiddles with his umbrella nervously:::
<Ace> Duck Professor! :: Weilds Baseball bat and Hit's Dalek eyepiece::
<JudgeJen> ::the crowd revs up for the buzzer start of the game::
<SpaceProg> Ace!  The game's not even started yet!
<Dalek> ::fires blindly wiping out half of his own team::
<Ace> Oh! Sorry Professor!
<JudgeJen> :;an earpiercing BUZZ sounds thru the stadium::
<JudgeJen> Announcer>And they're off!
*** JudgeJen is now known as AnnouncJe
<Ace> ::Climbs onto wall::
<Dalek> ::Sontarran knocks over blinded Dalek and enters maze::
<SpaceProg>  This way!  :::Nips quickly to a path immediately to his right:::
<SpaceProg> :::looks up at Ace:::  What are you doing up there?
*** Dalek is now known as IceWarrio
<Ace> :: Follows Doctor While still on wall::
<AnnouncJe> The Doctor has to be careful. here comes the water trap.
<IceWarrio> ::kicks thru wall of maze::
<SpaceProg> :::Shrugs::: Come along Ace.. This way..  I think.
*** IceWarrio is now known as Dalek
<AnnouncJe> His competitors are right on his heels.
<SpaceProg> :::Takes a couple of turns and comes across a tank of water set into the ground:::
<Ace> Ahh, Doctor...
<AnnouncJe> You could cut the tension in here with a laser!
<Dalek> ::enters water trap raising eyepod like a periscope::
*** Dalek is now known as IceWar
<Ace> :: walks past water::
<IceWar> :::aims  raygun at water trap and freezes it solid::
<AnnouncJe> Amazing! Did you see that?
<Ace> Come on Professor.
<IceWar> ::leans into dalek eyepod and laughs::
<SpaceProg> Ah!  Thank you, Ice Marshall ::grins as he slips and slides across the ice::
<AnnouncJe> ::text feed reads across bottom of broadcast screen:: "Go online and read an in depth analysis of how the Ice Warrior ice gun works."
<SpaceProg> :::looks up at Ace again::  You know, Ace..  there's really no fun in going it the easy way up there.
<Ace> <I thought Ice Warriors had Sonic Heat Guns? Probably just me.>
<AnnouncJe> <Just playing with it.>
<SpaceProg> <I don't remember>
<IceWar> <was just faking it :)>
<Ace> Nice View though.
<SpaceProg> < No prob with that>
<Ace> < I'm just picky>
<AnnouncJe> <And here I thought my comment was funny.:)>
<SpaceProg> :::Takes another branching path, the walls change to mirror like surfaces:::
*** IceWar is now known as Sontarran
<AnnouncJe> :;getting serious:: The Doctor's time around the first hurdle is 12.4 seconds.
<Sontarran> ::continues to smash thru all the barriers::
<AnnouncJe> That's .7 seconds ahead of the nearest challenger the Cybermen.
<AnnouncJe> If the Doctor can just keep that up around the fire ring hurdles...
<SpaceProg> :::carefully makes his way past the mirror maze feeling his way round, laughing at some of the distorted reflections of himself:::
*** Sontarran is now known as IceWarr
<Ace> ::Still following the Doctor on the wall::
<IceWarr> ::encounters fire rings and falls back::
<SpaceProg> :::comes to the hurdles, takes out a seltzer bottle and puts them out:::
<AnnouncJe> :;large loops of fire reflect and rage at the end of the mirror maze::
<AnnouncJe> ::the crowd goes wild::
<IceWarr> Thank you Doctor
<AnnouncJe> Did you see that?!
<SpaceProg> :::climbs over the extinguished hurdles with ease:::  My pleasure, Ice Marshal.  :::nips to the next part of the maze:: Come along, Ace!
<AnnouncJe> That clever Doctor! Is that legal? ::screen reads "Read official maze rule book online"::
*** IceWarr is now known as Dalek
<AnnouncJe> The Doctor truly is an incredible competitor.
<AnnouncJe> Time around the hurdles is 20.5 seconds.
<Dalek> ::zaps 3 Sontarrans and uses bodies as ramp to go over hurdle::
<Ace> Hey Doctor! There's another one ahead.
<AnnouncJe> Best time is 29.8 seconds. The Doctor only has one more hurdle to go but the Ice Warrior on his tale may be more suited to it.
<Ace> Coming, Professor.
<SpaceProg> What's it look like, Ace?
*** Dalek is now known as IceWarr
<IceWarr> ::closes on the Doctor::
<AnnouncJe> ::the crowd groans:::
<SpaceProg> :::jogs through the maze with his competitors tailing him.  A Dalek blast narrowly misses his head... :::looks back:: That's not very sportsman like, is it?
<AnnouncJe> The Ice Caves. ::shudders at the thought::
<Ace> It gets very dark ahead. And Covered.
<SpaceProg> Well.. you'd better get down from there, if you want to follow along.
<Ace> Why not come up here? Nice weather.
<IceWarr> :::puts on skates and zooms into ice cave::
<SpaceProg> I'm rather happy down here.. :::dodges another blast and forces a smile:::
<AnnouncJe> ::the crowd drops to a worried silence as the competitors disappear into the cave::
<SpaceProg> ::: enters the Ice Cave:::
<AnnouncJe> This is gonna be tight and dangerous. They they still haven't found the remains of that Zygon that went in the first round.
<SpaceProg> <Duh.. I guess I"d better change my nick.. never did get round to it.. lol>
<AnnouncJe> <LOL>
*** SpaceProg is now known as Doc7
<IceWarr> :::looks back to see the Doctor followed by a Cyberman::
<Ace> Hey Professor, Didn't the TARDIS Data banks say something about hidden Pits in an Ice cave? ::Hears Ice Warrior Growl as it falls::
<Doc7> Pits?  :::takes another step and falls down a hole:::
<IceWarr> :::kicks of skates and starts climbing::
*** IceWarr is now known as Dalek
<Doc7> Umbrella handle lodges in a crack in the ice, and he hangs on for dear life:::
<AnnouncJe> Time is ticking away. 25.2 seconds and still no Doctor.
<Ace> ::Jumps onto the roof.::
<Doc7> :::To himself::: Why does this feel familiar?
<Dalek> :::zips thru cave and over pit, looks down:: oh oh ::CRASH::
<AnnouncJe> ::from the caves the rumblings of a Dalek "EX TER MIN ATE" is heard::
*** Dalek is now known as IceWarr
<AnnouncJe> ::crowd gasps::
<AnnouncJe> Oh no, could this be the end of the Doctor?
<Doc7> :::Slowly hoists himself up out of the Ice hole:::
<Ace> :: Puts can of nitro 9 in the exit and blows up Ice warrior::
<AnnouncJe> ::all eyes and cameras focus on exit of cave::
<AnnouncJe> ::an explosion rips through the cave sending rock and ice spiraling up::
<Doc7> I lost a bit of time.. It may have cost me the game.. ah well.. ::smiles and strolls on his way slowly and calmly:::
<Ace> ::Jumping and cheering at the mess shae has made::
<IceWarr> ::exits pit and pulls the Doctor out of hole::
<AnnouncJe> ::the crowd roars with angst::
<IceWarr> <shazbot, cut that then>
<Doc7> <Oooh.. take away my getting out.. I liked that>>
<AnnouncJe> Wait, what is this? Can we focus the cameras in?
<Doc7> <<Cut my getting out myself>>
<Ace> <I'll help you then.>
<Doc7> <<Let the Ice Marshall>>
*** IceWarr is now known as Sontarran
<Ace> ::Jumps down and enters the cave::
<Sontarran> <she blew me up   :( >
<AnnouncJe> ::cameras focus on the smoke and debris showing a short, familiar figure appear with umbrella in hand::
<Doc7> :::Walking out side-by side with The IceMarshal and Ace:::  Hello! ::doff's hat:::
<AnnouncJe> ::the crowd gasps then rips out in cheering and laughter::
<Ace> Hurry up Doctor!
<AnnouncJe> I don't believe it!
*** Sontarran is now known as Ice
<Ace> <didn't I get the Ice Warrior?>
<AnnouncJe> The Doctor is absolutely incredible.
<AnnouncJe> You couldn't have a better run than this.
<Ice> Thank you again Doctor
<AnnouncJe> Even if he doesn't get the gold. This is a miraculous contest for Humans.
<Doc7> :::to the Ice Marshal, and :::guestures to the finish line:::  Be my guest, you've earned it.
<Ace> < It obviously was nitro 7, not nitro9>
<Ice> Just a minute Doctor ::lets Cyberman run by, smiles:: Okay now Doctor!
<AnnouncJe> As he approaches the finish line the time is 28.9.
<AnnouncJe> Just one second to tie, .5 to set an intergalactic record. Can the Doctor do it?
<Doc7> (To the Ice Warrior)  What say we tie, eh?
<Ace> :: Whispers to doctor:: What does he want Gold for? Isn't he allergic to it?
<Ace> <Let the cyberman win>
<Doc7> :::Smiles at Ace:: Indeed..
<AnnouncJe> Oh no, what's this? The cyberman's coming on fast on the outside.
<Ice> :::Cyberman crosses line, clasps Doctor's shoulder and they ctross together::
<AnnouncJe> It's a photo finish! 
<AnnouncJe> I can't believe it. 29.3 seconds and it's...
<Doc7> :::didn't expect that, and is drug with a surpised expression across the finish line:::
<AnnouncJe> ::looks to freezeframe of race:: it's a tie, ladies and gentlemen.
* Ace is entertained by the thought of An athlete dying for the love of his sport
<AnnouncJe> The Cybermen and Humans tie for the gold.
<Ice> Don't worry Doctor, wait for the awards ceremony ::smiles::
<AnnouncJe> ::crowd cheers with a touch of disappointment at the tie::
<AnnouncJe> And they set a new Intergalactic record. Well, this will enter the history books.
<Ice> <brb, I think yawl know what I was going for :)>
<Doc7> :::kind of half-smiles, feeling sorry for the Cyberman that gets the gold:::
<AnnouncJe> ::screen flashes "See the Doctor's surprised expression in real time photo snaps from the game online"::
<Ace> Hey Doctor. What's the next event?
<Doc7> (To Ace) Your guess is as good as mine.. I was shooting for Paris.. not the Intergalactic Olympics.
<AnnouncJe> <Cody, did you take your meds?>
<AnnouncJe> ::broadcast camera turns back to announcer "live" in the studio::
<Ice> <back, sorry aboput that>
<AnnouncJe> Well, wasn't that an exciting event.
<Doc7> <<Sings:  I'm so excited.. I just can't hide it.. I don't I don't I don't want to numericalise no Rx's..>>>
<AnnouncJe> These Intergalactic Olympics just keep getting more and more memorable.
<Ace> crowd> Doctor :: stomp Stomp stomp::
<AnnouncJe> And we strive to bring you the most complete coverage live around the Universe.
<Ice> <timing on my paceron has to be really clos :(>
<AnnouncJe> Now, back to our exciting competition the dreaded Aquatic Gymanstics contest.
<Doc7> :::A group of Terrileptils do the wave:::
*** Ace is now known as Sil
<Ice> ?nick Master
*** Ice is now known as Master
<Master> ::to bookie::: 5,000 quid on the Silurian team
<AnnouncJe> This is a favorite of such slimy races as the Zygons, Silurians and that disreputable Sil.
<Sil> ::In pool:: Help! I can't swim! I'll make it profitable for you!
<Doc7> :::Climbs into the stands:::  I think I'll sit this one out.
<AnnouncJe> But a surprise entry threatens to turn the tables on these favorites as the Doctor and his young friend Ace represent the home galaxy favorites.
<Master> <LOL>
<Doc7> :::Gets dragged back out into the field by some big burly biped:::
<AnnouncJe> let's see if the Humans have another chance at gold.
<AnnouncJe> :;camera switches to an indoor pool stadium filled with creatures and pool of green water::
*** Master is now known as Ogron
<Ogron> ::pushes Doctor:: you swim!
<AnnouncJe> ::a female announcer's voice sounds:: Welcome back to the Aquatic Gymnastics competition.
<AnnouncJe> This has been a very tricky contest these olympics with many people complaining about the water.
*** Doc7 has quit IRC (Read error to Doc7[host-209-215-8-209.cha.bellsouth.net]: Connection reset by peer)
<Sil> ::Peri comes to try and help him:: No! I would rather Drown than be rescued by something so repulsive.
<Ogron> arggh>
<AnnouncJe> Apparently, there's a controversy about aggressive algea in the pool.
*** Doc7 has joined #whosim
*** Sil is now known as Ace
<AnnouncJe> <Yeah Lynn>
<AnnouncJe> Apparently, there's a controversy about aggressive algea in the pool.
<Doc7> :::Teeters on the edge of the pool:::
<Doc7> :::regains balance:::
<Ogron> ::pushes Doctor into water::
<Doc7> :::falls in and sinks like a stone:::
<AnnouncJe> The contest should be simple. A double twist dive into the pool, butterfly lap around the end, back to the middle for a deep retrieval dive for one the silver rings in the center::
<Ace> ::Laughs Histerically then jumps in to get him.::
<AnnouncJe> ::then it's just the first one to backstroke to the starting gate who wins the gold::
<AnnouncJe> This is all about endurance, strength and coordination.
*** Ogron is now known as IceMarsh
<AnnouncJe> ::crowd boos Ogron::
*** Ace is now known as Sea
<Doc7> :::Climbs back out with Ace's help:::
<Doc7> Thank you, Ace.. :::glares at Ogron:::
*** Sea is now known as SeaDevil
<IceMarsh> :::fries Ogron with heat ray::
<AnnouncJe> Hmm, it's not looking good for the humans. Apparently their last minute competitor is having a horrible practice round.
<Doc7> That was a bit rash, wasn't it?
<AnnouncJe> If the rumors of aggressive algae in the pool center are true the lifesaving unit may be pulling out more victims.
<Doc7> :::kneels down at the edge and closes eyes:::
<AnnouncJe> ::the Set Up beep sounds calling all competitors to their diving boards::
<IceMarsh> :::purcahses water wings from stall and gives them to the Doctor::
<Doc7> ::gets up, and nods toward the pool:::   Rrrright.  Let's do it!
<SeaDevil> +o Doc7
*** AnnouncJe sets mode: +o Doc7
<Doc7> <Ta>
*** IceMarsh is now known as Sontarran
<SeaDevil> Marshall> On your Marks....
<Sontarran> ::jumps into pool and tries to dog paddle, but sinks to bottom::
<AnnouncJe> ::the starting beep sounds once, twice, three times::
<AnnouncJe> And they're off!
*** Sontarran is now known as Dalek
<AnnouncJe> ::at the bottom of the broadcast screen the timer automatically scrolls::
<Doc7> ::dives in the water:::
<Dalek> :::uses hover mode to skim across top of pool::
<SeaDevil> ::Starts with a perfect Double twist::
<Doc7> :::Immediately floats to the top and starts to move swiftly across the pool::
*** Dalek is now known as Sontarran
<Doc7> :::effortlessly going everywhere he needs to go to qualify:::
<Sontarran> :::pumps arms futilely at bottom of pool::
<AnnouncJe> ::the crowd cheers::
<Doc7> :::Isnt'even moving his arms or legs to swim:::
*** Sontarran is now known as Dalek
<SeaDevil> ::Very Quickly Gets to the end of the pool::
<Doc7> :::Closes eyes again, and the Sontaran at the bottom floats to the top:::
<AnnouncJe> This is exciting. Coming out of nowhere is the Doctor.
<Dalek> :::shoots at SeaDevil but energy cancels hover mode and he sinks to bottom::
<Doc7> :::The Dalek likewise floats inexplicably to the top:::
<AnnouncJe> Oh no. The Daleks have sunk like a rock!
<AnnouncJe> it looks like his hover mode has shorted out.
*** Dalek is now known as Sontarran
<SeaDevil> ::Stays at the same pace as the doctor::
<AnnouncJe> ::crowd cheers louder::
<Sontarran> ::sputters:: What..?
<AnnouncJe> :;time scrolls across screen 50.1 seconds::
<Doc7> :::The Doctor finally gets to the end of the pool, climbs out and kneels down at the edge of the pool again... With a smile and another nod, he gets up and crosses the finish line:::
<AnnouncJe> <Wait, you forgot the silver ring at the pool center.>
<SeaDevil> <Don't you need to get the silver ring from the bottom of the poool?>
<AnnouncJe> And the Doctor hands off the relay to his companion.
<Doc7> <<Ok.. insert :>>  :::Smoothly dives and goes through the ring at the bottom::
*** Sontarran is now known as Master
<Doc7> Just go with the flow, Ace.
<AnnouncJe> Can Ace handle the competition?
<SeaDevil> :: Dives down and pulls out the plug from the bottom of the pool::
<Master> :::scowl at bookie:: Very well, very well. My money is right here in this case ::takes out TCE::
<AnnouncJe> She'll need to battle that "aggressive algae".
<AnnouncJe> :;a whirlpool forms around the pool center::
<Doc7> (Murmers to himself)  Agressive?  no.. Theyr'e really quite friendly.
<Doc7> If you know how to talk to them.
<AnnouncJe> ::the competitors all get caught up in the whirlpool pulling them under::
<AnnouncJe> ::crowd roars:: Ace! Ace! Ace!
<Doc7> :::the plug is picked up collectively by the Algae and is put back in the bottom of the pool :::
<AnnouncJe> What's this? That plucky companion of the Doctor's is swimming her heart out for the finish line.
*** SeaDevil is now known as Ace
<Doc7> :::algae form around Ace giving her a push:::
<Master> :::Casually drops what appears to be a humanoid doll on the counter of a stall, walks away whistling::
<Doc7> <That mean ol' Master>>
<AnnouncJe> I don't believe it. it looks like Ace is just floating on water.
<Master> <:)>
<Ace> ::Picks up a ring and starts to surf on the Algae:: Comig Doctor!
<AnnouncJe> She's surfing to the finish, way ahead of the pack!
<Doc7> Good old Telepathic Vontarian algae.  
<AnnouncJe> This is a surprise. Listen to that crowd cheer.
<AnnouncJe> ::crowd chants:: Ace! Ace! Humans rule!
<Ace> ::Lands on the End of the pool and headsa to the finish line::
<Master> <sorry brb>
<Doc7> :::claps her on the back:::  Good going, Ace!
<AnnouncJe> ::time reads:: 1.12 seconds
<AnnouncJe> That's another galactic record fallen.
<Ace> <I did that in one second>
<AnnouncJe> Let's see how the judges interpret the Human Team form.
<Doc7> ::Smiles:::  Still..  My cricket record is the one I'm most proud of.
<AnnouncJe> ::Whoops meant 1:12 minutes::
<AnnouncJe> ::crowd looks to the panel of Intergalactic judges::
<Doc7> :::Does likewise:::
<AnnouncJe> ::scores go up...::: 9.9 9.8 9.9 9.8 10.0 1.0
<AnnouncJe> What? 1.0? The crowd didn't like that call.
<Ace> Sea Devil> ::Crosses finishline in second place::
<Ace> <Typical Beetlegeusian Officials!>
<Doc7> :::Shrugs:::  Ah well you can't win 'em all.
<AnnouncJe> ::crowd boos buggy official::
<Master> <back, sorry pacerone makes me naseus>
<AnnouncJe> The Beetlegeusian officials have been rough on everyone thru these contests.
<Ace> ::Sea Devil walks over to the judges panel for result::
<AnnouncJe> <You ok?>
<Master> <Just a bit whossy and stomach upset>
<Doc7> <dear me>
<Ace> <Got a Bucket, Just in Case?>
<Doc7> <I'm making my Chihuahua growl at me>>
<Master> <actually did get a container :(>
<AnnouncJe> <Well, we can skip to the medal ceremony if you want?>
<Doc7> <Well I'm never far from my bucket when I'm sick to my stomach either>>
<Master> <no, carry on>
<Doc7> <When I'm hung over it's my best friend>>
<Ace> <LOL>
<AnnouncJe> <As charming as this conversation is... ;)>
<Doc7> <LOL>
<AnnouncJe> ::camera view switches back to announcer *live* in studio::
<Doc7> <Well I HOPE he's live, at least.. >>
<AnnouncJe> And there you have it. The last minute replacements for the humans, that incredible Doctor, won yet another gold for the home galaxy favorites.
<AnnouncJe> But later in the day the Cybermen answered back with a gold in the Live Target Marksman Contest.
<AnnouncJe> ::screen flashes to show snippets of the contest::
<Master> <At ceremony will the Doctor's anthem be Cher singing "Half Breed"?>
<Doc7> <LOL!>
<Ace> <How bout a Shoot your arch enemy contest?>
<AnnouncJe> :;someone screams as the Cybermen fire::
<Doc7> <The DOc probably wouldn't want to compete in that>>
<AnnouncJe> As you can see it wasn't much of a competition.
<AnnouncJe> Even the spectators had a hard time staying out of range of this competition.
<Doc7> :::The Doctor came away with a 0.O because he refused to shoot anyone:::
*** Master is now known as Vendor
<AnnouncJe> ::screen reads "Read an in depth debate over the future of Live Target Marksmanship in the Olympics"::
<Ace> <Everyone would want to shoot him>
<Doc7> <Indeed, but he wouldn't want to shoot anyone>
<Vendor> Ice Cream! Get you ice cream ::heat ray hits container::: ah... Hot milk! Get your hot milk
<Doc7> <LOL>
<Doc7> Ford Prefect>  Got any Gargleblasters?
<Ace> <Ace would>
<AnnouncJe> So with the medal contest tied between Humans and Cybermen the Olympians entered the final and most difficult competition...
*** Vendor is now known as Zaphod
<Ace> Arthur Dent> Alcohol at lunchtime?
<Zaphod> Make mine a double ::both heads wink::
<AnnouncJe> The Cyber-Psi Pentathalon.
<Doc7> Ford Prefect>  Alcohol is an anytime drink!
<Ace> Lister>::To vendor:: Got any Wicked Strength Larger?
<AnnouncJe> This has been seen as the quintessential Olympic competition for centuries.
<Doc7> Rimmer> Listy.. now is not the time to get pissed!  
*** Zaphod is now known as AceRimmer
<AnnouncJe> Part intelligence test, part psychic endurance, with physical and agility and strength tested as well.
<AceRimmer> Lighten up! you smeg
<AnnouncJe> The Olympian who wins the Cyber-Psi Pentathalon is said to be the "Iron Man" of the Olympics.
<Ace> Arthur Dent> Not when it can burn a hole through steel!
<AnnouncJe> Let's see who will bring home the gold.
<Ace> Lister> Thanks Man! ::To himself:: What a Guy!
<Doc7> Rimmer> Oh shut your hole, you prince of smug gittiness!
<AnnouncJe> ::broadcast screen changes to an outdoor open colliseum filled with spectators::
*** AceRimmer is now known as StanLee
<Ace> Lister> Drop Dead, Rimmer!
<AnnouncJe> ::a carnival atmosphere fills the arena::
<Doc7> Rimmer> Already have done.
<StanLee> Iron man? Hey..that's copyright infringement!
<Ace> Lister> Encore!
<AnnouncJe> ::food stands and souvenir hawkers line the infield::
<Doc7> Rimmer> :::Glares at Lister:::
<AnnouncJe> ::a pair of male announcers come into focus on the field::
<AnnouncJe> ::one speaks to other casually:: Can you believe the riff raff they invited into this place?
<Doc7> :::Stands in field, leaning on his brolly.:::  Well.. this has been quite a day, Eh, Ace?
<Ace> Cat> Go sit on a Neutron star, Alphabet head!
<AnnouncJe> ::other nods to camera:: Jim, we're on.
<AnnouncJe> Jim>What? ::hears and sees his echo broadcast on the jumbotron::
<Doc7> Rimmer> ( to Cat) Don't you need to be coughing up unpleasant substances in the bed or something?
<AnnouncJe> Jim>::breaks into an awkward smile:: As I was saying Neil, the stadium is alive with all manner of creatures enjoying these historic games.
<AnnouncJe> Neil>Yes, Jim. And we welcome all of you back to Cyber-Psi Pentathalon.
*** StanLee is now known as Holly
<AnnouncJe> Neil>This should decide our medal contest to determine the quintessential Olympian.
<Holly> Can i have a pennant?
<Holly> You could tie to the antennae on my monitor
<Ace> Cat> You must be confusing me with The monkey, Hadron Head!
<AnnouncJe> Jim>It'll be tough competition for the Humans, Cybermen with the Daleks and Ice Warriors putting up substantial competition.
<Doc7> Rimmer> :::Rolls eyes and tries to watch the rest of the games:::
<AnnouncJe> Neil>Let's not forget Jim. The Cyber-Psi Pentathalon relies on the cooperation of the team.
<Holly> ::sulks:: Oh,well. Wanted a giant foam hand anyway, but what you going to do, eh?
<Ace> Are we starting the next Event yet?
<AnnouncJe> Neil>The Daleks are classically weak in this department and last I heard the Humans were short a few players.
<AnnouncJe> Jim>Yes, Neil. it remains to be seen if the Doctor managed to pick up some extra teammates during lunch.
<Doc7> 5th Doc>  Enters the field, then turns round and heads back:::  Whoops.. not supposed to be here yet.  Sorry.. :::looks at TransDimenensional/Spacial map for Paris.:::
<AnnouncJe> neil>::buzzer sounds:: Well, we'll find out. that's the warning beep. 5 minutes to the start of the race.
<Ace> Marvin the Paranoid Android> Oh look. It's another Intergalactic Olympics. Life. Don't talk to me about life.
<Doc7> Frobisher>  Go get em' Doc!
<AnnouncJe> ::the competitors all start lining up at the gate::
<Ace> Kryten> Go Mister Doctor Sir.
<Doc7> :::Takes his place at the starting line:::
<AnnouncJe> Jim>Well, yes, it looks like the Doctor's managed it. He's got a team of 8 for the relay.
<Doc7> :::looks round::: I do?
<Ace> < Is this one of these Tests like the Exxilon Temple?>
<AnnouncJe> Neil>He'll need them for the first of the hurdles.
<AnnouncJe> Jim>Yes, created by those ancient Exxilons, it's the pyramid passage.
<Doc7> ::::looks round, trying to catch sight of his other teammates:::
<AnnouncJe> Jim>It will take all the competitors' skill to figure out the right entry code from the random markings.
<AnnouncJe> Neil>And they have to do it under 2 minutes to stay in this race.
<Ace> Lister> Yeah, Doctor. Me and da boys are here to help ya.
*** Holly is now known as Bugs
<AnnouncJe> ::warning beep sounds the start of the race::
<Doc7> ah..
<AnnouncJe> ::crowd cheers::
<Doc7> :::Gets set:::
<AnnouncJe> Jim>And they're off! First to the pyramid is the Cybermen but fast on their heels are the Doctor's crew.
<Doc7> :::Runs as fast as his short legs can carry him:::
<Bugs> ::ground opens and a rabbit sticks out his head:: Oh oh, I knew I should have taken a right turn at Albuquerque.
<AnnouncJe> <LOL>
<Doc7> :::as he passes::: You and me, both..
<AnnouncJe> ::the cyberleader touches the pyramid and the wall lights up with symbols:::
<Ace> Ace Rimmer> :: Pushes the Doctor Aside:: Leave this to me! ::Pushes a Button on the side of the temple::
<AnnouncJe> ::crowd gasps::
<Ace> ::Door opens:: 
<Doc7> :::looks astounded:::  What a guy!
<Doc7> ::: Runs in:::
<AnnouncJe> I don't believe it. The Doctor's teammate just went for the door.
<AnnouncJe> That was either amazingly lucky or incredibly stupid.
<AnnouncJe> ::crowd goes wild::
<Bugs> <2 Aces? That's a good hand :) >
<AnnouncJe> ::all the competitors follow the Doctor's team::
<Ace> ::Enters Building with the others. Holly is too slow and the door closes in his face::
<Ace> <LOL>
<Doc7> Holly>  Oi.. what's this then?
<AnnouncJe> ::cameras show the interior of the pyramid as a sparce room filled with geometric shapes::
<AnnouncJe> Neil>Now comes the tricky part... the Psi test.
<Ace> Rimmer> Now whadda we do?
<AnnouncJe> Jim>It takes a strong mind to outwill the mental trickery of the Exillons.
<AnnouncJe> ::the geometric shapes on the wall start coming to life::
<Ace> Lister> Quiet man, The Doctor Will think of something.
<AnnouncJe> ::a box jumps out and dances over Rimmer's head::
<Doc7> :::Brows furrow:::  What's going on now, I wonder.. ::watches shapes::
<Ace> COme on, Professor.
<Doc7> Rimmer> :::Ducks away from it:::.. what is it!?  It's attacking me!
<AnnouncJe> ::a circle hits Ace in tge stomach::
<Ace> ::Clutches her stomach:: 
<Doc7> :::Concentrates and tries to will the shapes to stop flying around:::
<Doc7> Are you allright, Ace?
<AnnouncJe> ::a triangle hovers pointing at the Doctor::
<Doc7> Get behind me.. everyone..  
<Ace> Fine Doctor. Just bruised
<Doc7> Wills the triangle to change to another polygon.. a Octagon.:::
<AnnouncJe> ::triangle taps Doctor on shoulder and retreats::
<Doc7> ^:::^
<AnnouncJe> ::triangle morphs and flares a rainbow of colors::
<AnnouncJe> ::rectangle shoots off wall and blinks at Doctor::
<Ace> Doctor's Group :: Scrambles Behind him::
<Doc7> This is all mind controlled..  concentrate and they should be rendered harmless..  Will them to be harmless..
<AnnouncJe> ::rectangle vibrates producing a loud pitched whirring sound::
<Doc7> I need help from all of you...  even you, Rimmer.
<AnnouncJe> ::shapes all begin morphing and whirring high pitched noise::
<Doc7> Rimmer>  ::Looks surprised:::
<Ace> Rimmer> What do I do?
<AnnouncJe> ::sound gets louder and louder causing even the crowd to cover their ears::
<Doc7> Concentrate on the shapes.. make them harmless.. I know you can do it.
<Doc7> :::shouts over the din::  We're counting on you, Rimmer!
<AnnouncJe> Jim>It's not looking good Neil. :;holds his ears::
<AnnouncJe> Neil>No Jim. i think the Doctor's team has run out of luck.
<Ace> Rimmer> :: Looks like he's Constipated and concentrates::
<Doc7> :::A hamster in a wheel appears over his head:::
<AnnouncJe> ::the shapes vibration and sound turns slowly more rythmic::
<Doc7> :::smiles:::  Yes!  That's it!  We're doing it!
<AnnouncJe> ::the high pitched whir begins a perfect C in harmony::
<Ace> Ace Rimmer> Be the tiger, Arnie. That's right!
<AnnouncJe> ::the shapes reform, converging and morphing into one giant shape::
<AnnouncJe> ::on the jumbotron and before the Doctor's team forms a singing face::
<Doc7> Interesting!
<Ace> What are we DOing, Professor?
<AnnouncJe> ::face:: Come.... ::sings::
<Doc7> :::looks at Ace::: I'm... not really sure..
<Doc7> :::team looks at one another::
<AnnouncJe> ::face pulls back toward the corridor:: Come.... ::sings::
<Doc7> Well.. I guess we follow it.. coming?
<AnnouncJe> Neil>Wow, can you believe that? The Exxilon projection is actually leading the Doctor's team to the exit.
<AnnouncJe> Jim>These huamns knew what they were doing in qaulifying the Doctor in this contest.
<Ace> :: The all follow the Doctor::
<Doc7> :::Follows the Face:::
<AnnouncJe> ::face leads down a dark twisted corridor which closes behind the Doctor's team:: Come... !
<AnnouncJe> ::the competitors get trapped behind in the same torturous shape chamber::
<Doc7> Rimmer> Looks behind him nervously::: Erm.. I'm not sure this is a good idea..
<AnnouncJe> ::crowd cheers as the pyramid exit door slides open::
<AnnouncJe> ::the face floats aside at the exit and chants:: Go.... !
<Ace> Lister>::To rimmer:: Shut up you Smeg Head
<AnnouncJe> ::chants in a perfect G::
<Doc7> :::Doffs his hat to the Face:::
<AnnouncJe> ::crowd roars as they see their favorites exit::
<AnnouncJe> Jim>it doesn't even seem a contest now. The Doctor's team has a clear field to the finish line.
<AnnouncJe> Neil>Jim, you're forgetting the cement building leg of this race.
<Ace> :: looking ahead of her:: What's that wall?
<AnnouncJe> neil>Not everyone can build a medal ceremony stage with their bare hands.
<AnnouncJe> Jim>I was forgetting. That's why the Cybermen are the favorites here.
<Doc7> :::looks ahead:::
<AnnouncJe> Jim>The Doctor's team needs to erect their own podium if they are to receive the gold.
<AnnouncJe> Jim>And they have to do it without any equipment.
<Doc7> :::the Team shares glances with one another:::
<AnnouncJe> ::camera focuses on the remnants of the Synchronized Maze relay course::
<Ace> ::Team Looks at Kryten::
<Doc7> Kryten> ::Sighs:::
<AnnouncJe> neil> Let's see if the Doctor can figure out the best and fastest way to salvage materials from one course to the stage of another.
<AnnouncJe> ::meanwhile sound of gunfire sounds from the pyramid::
<Doc7> Well.. We're not getting anywhere just standing here.. let's build ourselves a podium.
<Ace> Rimmer> How?
<Doc7> Rimmer>  If you ask me, I think this place was just too cheap to hire workers to build it.
<Ace> Kryten> Sir's. If I might make a suggestion.
<Doc7> WHat is it, Kryten?
<AnnouncJe> ::jumbotron cameras show the cybermen shooting their way out of the exxilon pyramid::
<Ace> Kryten> If we could break down the wall, Couldn't we use the bricks to form a podeom?
<Doc7> Certainly.. but what do we use to break it down...?  :::looks at Ace:::
<Ace>  We'd need something hard, About 6 foot long with a flat top
<Doc7> Rimmer>  :::looks at Kryten and grins:::
<AnnouncJe> Jim>The Doctor's team seems to have run into some trouble.
<AnnouncJe> Neil>They better hurry up. ::points:: here come the Cybermen.
<Doc7> Rimmer>  Hurry!  They're coming!
<Ace> ::All look at Kryten::
<Ace> Kryten> Oh No! OHH NO! ::Others nodding:: Oh no! I will not let you!
<Doc7> Ace Rimmer>  Sorry about this Kryten, me old fruit basket..
<Ace> ::All grab Kryten and use him as a battering ram on the wall::
<Ace> :: Ram Kryten into the wall and they wall starts to fall apart::
<Doc7> Kryten>  Ow!  I will have to.. OW!  Panel beat my head for.. OW!  Hours after this!
<Ace> ::Shouts::Again!
<Ace> :: The wall falls down and Lister and Ace Rimmer start to construct the podeom::
<Doc7> :::Runs in to help:::
<Doc7> Come on, everyone!  Quickly!
<Ace> Lister> Are you alright, Kryten?
<Doc7> Kryten> :::Dizzily staggers around:::  I'm almost annoyed!
*** Bugs is now known as Dalek
<Dalek> ::Daleks exit pyramid and start shooting cybermen::
<AnnouncJe> Jim>Incredible improvisation by the Humans.
<Doc7> Kryten>  (to Lister).. I'm fine, thank you, Susan...
<AnnouncJe> Neil>Oooh, and it's turning into a bloodbath down there.
<Dalek> :::Daleks start to constuct a podium from the cybermen bodies::
<AnnouncJe> ::screen flashes "Read about the carnage in the Pentathalon online."::
<Doc7> ::Gives Kryten a weird look:::
<Ace> One more stone ought to do it.
<AnnouncJe> Jim>It's very close. The Daleks have just come out of nowwhere to construct their podium of silver.
<AnnouncJe> Neil>The Doctor's team is just a few feet ahead. This will be close.
<Dalek> ::Quickly, the hu-mans are ahead
<Ace> Ace Rimmer> Here. ::laces last stone on the podeom to finish it.
<AnnouncJe> Jim>If they can just get the center gold podium built...
<AnnouncJe> Neil>And remember it has to be structurally sound.
<Doc7> :::Steps back to look at finished podium:::
<Ace> :: Uses gold pellet on sling shot an fires it at the Cybermen. Cybermen Explode::
<Doc7> (To Ace)  Was that really necessary?
<AnnouncJe> Jim>Oh yes, the Beetlegeusian Officials are finicky about that. Able to hold 500 kilograms and be precisely 12.7 fectars high.
<Ace> No. But it was fun! ::Grins::
<AnnouncJe> Neil>And the podiums are finished! Now just the measurements are needed.
<Dalek> ::lasers off top of cyber head to fit  the required measurements::
<AnnouncJe> ::a Beetlegeusian official trundles onto field with an electronic tape measure::
<Doc7> ::sighs, and mutters..::: Next thing you know she'll be wearing spandex and carrying around a huge bazooka or something.. 
<Doc7> ::shakes head::: Nah..
<AnnouncJe> ::Beeltegeusian measures Doctor's podium first::
<Doc7> :::steps back and lets the Official do his work:::
<AnnouncJe> ::jumbotron shows a close-up of tape measure::
*** Dalek is now known as Cyberman
<Ace> ::To Doctor::have we won?
<Doc7> DOn't know yet.. 
<AnnouncJe> ::tape measure reads 12.699999999::
<AnnouncJe> Jim>Oooh, that's very close.
<AnnouncJe> Neil>yes, but the rule book does allow for a .0000001 offset for planetary gravity so the Doctor's not out of it yet.
<Cyberman> ::savaged cyberman starts attaching wires from sparking empty shoulder to arm in base of Dalek podium::
<AnnouncJe> Neil>It all depends on how close the Daleks' podium measures.
<Doc7> ::::sighs in relief:::
<AnnouncJe> ::Beetlegeusian official trundles over Dalek podium::
<Cyberman> >Dalek>::: fires at cyberman:::
<AnnouncJe> ::jumbotron focuses on electronic tape measure as the numbers calculate live::
<Cyberman> :::finishes attaching controls and starts twitching arm causing the podium to quiver::
<AnnouncJe> ::numbers go up to 12.69999999 then buzz with electricity and shoot up to 12.75::
<AnnouncJe> ::crowd gasps::
<Doc7> :::eyebrows raise:::
<AnnouncJe> Jim>Oh no, it can't be. The Daleks have stolen this race?
<Ace> ::Throws a can of Nitro9 at it::
<Doc7> No, Ace!  That's not right!
<Doc7> We don't want to be bad sports, do we?
<AnnouncJe> ::the Dalek podium quivers violently::
<Doc7> Hmm?
<AnnouncJe> ::the tape measurement shoots up to 12.777 then falls dramatically::
<Cyberman> :::Nitro 9 hits cyberman  blasting him into dalek podium, which then collapses::
<Ace> ::Rolls Eyes:: No Professor. 
<AnnouncJe> ::the crowd roars::
<Doc7> :::looks over at Official:::
<AnnouncJe> ::the Dalek podium crumbles to the ground burying the Beetlegeusian Official in cyber body parts::
<AnnouncJe> ::the official raises one hand thru the rubble::
<Ace> OOPS! Sorry.
<AnnouncJe> ::camera focuses in and shows the official flipping his thumb down to signal "Loser"::
<AnnouncJe> Jim>No, the Dalek podium doesn't stand up.
<AnnouncJe> Jim>The Humans win!
<AnnouncJe> :;crowd cheers::
<Doc7> :::smiles a little::: (To his team)  Well.. I suppose we win.
<AnnouncJe> Neil>They sweep the gold! Humans that indomnitable race.
<Ace> Rimmer> We won!? I've never won anything in my life! We WON!
<Doc7> :::Smirks::: Modest too, aren't they?

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<AnnouncJe> ::stadium cheers and celebrates chanting "Earth" "Earth" "Earth"!
*** Cyberman is now known as Master
<AnnouncJe> ::Broadcast switches back to announcer in studio::
<Ace> ::looks at Rimmer and smiles:: Well done.
<Master> :::walks into TARDIS counting currency::: Always pays to hedge one's bets::smiles::Thank you< Thata ::demats::
<AnnouncJe> Well, there you have it. Once again the Humans come from behind and sweep the Gold in the Intergalactic Olympics.
<Doc7> RImmer> :::just stares total surpise:::
<Doc7> <<Er.. "Totally surprised", that should be>>
<AnnouncJe> All that's left to leave you with tonight is the closing ceremony which was truly a celebration of human endurance and iingenuity.
<Ace> ::Gives Rimmer a Peck on the cheek and walks up to the Doctor::
<AnnouncJe> ::broadcast switches back to the stadium where the medalists ascend their ppodium to receive gold medals::
<Ace> Rimmer> ::Blushes in Embarrasment::
<Doc7> :::Goes over to the mic:::  I did participate and enjoy the games immensely..  well apart from all the killing and such..  however, I do have a confession to make.   I'm not human, therefore I can't take the medal.
<AnnouncJe> ::gold medals are all given to members of the Doctor's team::
<Doc7> :::Hands medal back to the official:::
<AnnouncJe> ::announcer voice overs:: It was a touching moment.
<AnnouncJe> ::crowd chants and cheers back::
<Doc7> Kryten>  I must say I can't accept it either.. 
<Ace> ::Crowd Gasps::
<AnnouncJe> ::the Olympic official says:: Doctor, I don't think it matters to them.
<AnnouncJe> Official>You are the best friend the humans have to represent them.
<AnnouncJe> Official>You inspire the best in them so they want you to glory in their triumphs too.
<Doc7> Really?  Well.. ::wipes a tear:: I'm touched! :::blushes:::
<AnnouncJe> ::crowd cheers and chants:: Doctor! Doctor!
<Doc7> Lister>  Shut up, Kryten.. yer as human as I am.
<AnnouncJe> ::stadium announcer sounds:: And now the national anthem for ... what is this?
<Ace> :Whispers to Doctor:: Come on Doctor. It can't be that bad. We won for Earth. Just take it in their Appreciation.
<AnnouncJe> ::stadium announcer:: Apparently, we have a last minute substition. In honor of the Doctor, this tune's for you.
<Doc7> Rimmer> :::Smirks at Lister's statement:::  Yes, Kryten.. you're definately as human as old Listy.
<Doc7> :::takes Medal and puts it around his neck proudly:::
<AnnouncJe> ::the stadium sounds with a popular, peppy rock tune often played during human sports events::
<Doc7> <<We will Rock you?>>
<Ace> Anthem> Doctor...Doctor... Give me the news! I gotta bad case of Lovin' You.
<AnnouncJe> ::music sounds with crowd singing:: Doctor Whoooo, Hey! Doctor Who
<Master> <Rock & Roll Part2?>
<Ace> <I think that's how it goes.>
<Ace> < Bit old for me>
<Doc7> :::blushes:::
<AnnouncJe> <You guys forgot?>
<Doc7> <<I remember that song>>
<Doc7> <<It was on the "Making OF".. and all that>>
<AnnouncJe> <,They play it at football, baseball, etc.>
<AnnouncJe> ::the stadium rocks, the medalists wave to the crowd::
<AnnouncJe> ::broadcast credits begin scrolling across the screen::
<Ace> <Copyright of the Intergalactic Olympic committee>
<AnnouncJe> ::a banner flashes "See the whole games detailed in photo, video, sound and in depth scores online for all eternity"::
<Doc7> :::Turns to his teammates:::  Well.. It's been a wonderful game, My friends, but Ace and I really must be going.. things to see people to be.. 
<AnnouncJe> ::the logo for the Intergalactic Olympics ... an 8-armed tripod palying ping pong... superimposes over the screen::
<Doc7> <<LOL  i can imagine that>>
<Ace> Are we going to Paris THIS time?
<Ace> <So can I>
<Master> <beats the stupid mascot for the Atlanta games :) >
<Doc7> Well.. perhaps.. perhaps.. but who knows..but getting there is half the fun.. :::grins:::
<AnnouncJe> ::beneath it is a stern notice "This broadcast copywrite by the Intergalactic Olympics. Rebroadcast is punishable by hair pulling."::
<AnnouncJe> <copywrite=copyright>
<Ace> <And the Australian ones!>
<Doc7> :::Shakes hands fondly with his teammates, and bids them adieu:::  
<AnnouncJe> <pause Announcers>
*** Master is now known as Cody
<Ace> ::Looks at team mates:: We'll drop in some time! Bye.
<Doc7> :::Heads for the TARDIS.. the only structure still standing amongst the rubble of the maze:::
<Ace> ::Walks off with Doctor:: 
<Doc7> :::A few seconds later.. the (enter fave TARDIS sound here) sound is heard once more as the Police box vanishes:::
<AnnouncJe> <<PAUSE SIM>>
<AnnouncJe> <<CUT AND PRINT>> 
*** Ace is now known as Aggedor
<Doc7> <<good job everyone!>>
<AnnouncJe> Bravo gang!
*** Doc7 is now known as SpaceProg
<AnnouncJe> That was a fun send off I thought.
<AnnouncJe> And lo and behold made me forget I have a cold.
<Cody> sorry I faded out there for a bit
<AnnouncJe> No prob, Cody.
<SpaceProg> No problem, Cody.  I know you're feeling out of sorts.
<AnnouncJe> You were there for the best stuff.
<Aggedor> Better than the Actual Olympics this year.
<Cody> lol
<AnnouncJe> LOL
<SpaceProg> LOL.. indeed!
<AnnouncJe> I had fun mocking it all.
<SpaceProg> How was my Sev?  I'm not as good at it as Elf, I know.
<Cody> nonsense
<AnnouncJe> Sev was great.
<SpaceProg> Well.. Five's still my claim to fame, though.. lol
<Cody> &8 :)
<SpaceProg> Thanks y'all.
<SpaceProg> :-)
<AnnouncJe> Ace was cool too. I thought you all did marvelously with the other roles.
<Aggedor> Pretty good. So was your Rimmer.
<SpaceProg> Thanks, Aggedor!
<SpaceProg> You were great too :-
<AnnouncJe> It's fun to throw stuff at you and see what you make of it.
<SpaceProg> )
<SpaceProg> So everyone was great.
<AnnouncJe> The redDwarf crossover was fab!
<SpaceProg> We're just all.... Great!
<AnnouncJe> We have to do a real Red Dwarf crossover too.
<SpaceProg> Yeah!
<AnnouncJe> I'll put it on the list.
<SpaceProg> which Doc, I wonder..
<SpaceProg> 4?
<AnnouncJe> Doc 4 and Romana?
<Cody> ::Sining::"Arnold! Arnold! Arnold Rimmer! There is no one that is slimmer, then...Arnold arnold>>"
<SpaceProg> hehe.. and K-9..
<AnnouncJe> Love to see Arnie try to make time with Romana 1.
<Cody> lol
<SpaceProg> LOL
<Cody> impossible never get up the grit to try
<SpaceProg> "Sings::  he's not bald and his head doesn't glimmer..
<Cody> wow
<Cody> cool Lynn
<AnnouncJe> LOL
<SpaceProg> I sang that song over and over one night when I was stocking for wal-mart.. lol
<AnnouncJe> well, kiddies I gotta go. PBS has DW on.
<SpaceProg> Groovy..  Goodnight to you :-)
<AnnouncJe> Night and take care!
<Aggedor> What's up for next time?
<Cody> There's an Australian site that has that song on it
<SpaceProg> What's the next sim going to be?
<AnnouncJe> One of the other two stories: MIB or StarGate.
<AnnouncJe> Two Weeks.
<SpaceProg> I can flip a coin..
<AnnouncJe> Vote on your preference.
<Aggedor> Thanks
<SpaceProg> Okeydoke
<AnnouncJe> I'll see you all later.
<Cody> nite Jen
Session Close: Sun Sep 24 00:22:43 2000