Session Start: Sat Oct 07 21:42:18 2000
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[21:42] <u21> Idea of Vortex was to go outside the box
[21:42] <SpaceProg> indeed
[21:42] <AlxKeegan> I can hang around for about 45 minutes, so will watch you all in action for a bit:-)
[21:42] <Jacie> Ok then, Doc 6 and Ace get caught in the vortex and end up meeting Red Dwarf, also caught in the vortex.
[21:43] <AlxKeegan> oh, we got two new doctor who books in yesterday
[21:43] <Jacie> Cool David. 
[21:43] <Jacie> Ok then, CASTING CALL (pick your roles)
[21:43] <Aggedor> 6th Doctor
[21:43] <SpaceProg> I'll try my hand at Rimmer
[21:43] <u21> lol was just thinking of Ace and first Doc, whoa, more volitlie than Nitro 9 that
[21:43] <Aggedor> brb. Don't start without me.
[21:44] <AlxKeegan> <you can do it, Lynn:-)>
[21:44] <Jacie> Available: Ace, Lister, Kat, Kryten
[21:44] <AlxKeegan> that's if you go with the standard crew
[21:44] <SpaceProg> Holly, too
[21:44] <u21> Holly :) the original thank you 
[21:44] <SpaceProg> Holly's available
[21:44] <Jacie> Cody, which do you want?
[21:45] <SpaceProg> I think he picked Holly
[21:45] <u21> Holly
[21:45] <AlxKeegan> I haven't watched any of the newer ones,really
[21:45] <Jacie> I'll pick from the remaining.
[21:45] <SpaceProg> I wonder.. Hardlight or Softlight Rimmer?
[21:45] <Jacie> Ok then, we'll improv others as desired.
[21:45] <Jacie> While Heather's away I'll get those credits rolling.
[21:45] <Jacie> <together, I mean>
[21:45] <Aggedor> back
[21:46] <Jacie> <<TIME VORTEX PARODY SIM>>
[21:46] <Jacie> <<Dr. Who Meets Red Dwarf>>
[21:46] <Jacie> <<October 7, 2000>>
[21:46] <AlxKeegan> <the two novels we got were: (1) The Turing Test (8th Doc, end of WWII), and (2) Independence (7th Doc and Ace)>
[21:46] <Aggedor> <Groovy>
[21:46] <SpaceProg> <Cool>
[21:46] <Jacie> @ = TARDIS somewhere in the time space vortex
[21:47] <Aggedor> 7th>@ Here you are Ace, Just what you wanted a change of Pace.
[21:47] <SpaceProg> <<I thought it was 6th and Ace>>
[21:48] <Jacie> @ ::Ace enters the console room just as the Professor talks to her::
[21:48] <Aggedor> <7th dropping her off>
[21:48] <Jacie> @ ::suddenly the TARDIS jitters and shakes wildly::
[21:48] <SpaceProg> <<Ohh>>
[21:48] <Jacie> @ Oy! ::Ace stumbles for balance as the room seems to morph around her::
[21:48] *** Jacie is now known as Ace
[21:48] <u21> <ratz, brb, meds.>
[21:48] *** Ace is now known as AceJen
[21:49] <Aggedor> test
[21:49] <AceJen> @ Wot the--? Professor?! ::looks around and finds the room totally changed, much smaller and brighter::
[21:49] <AceJen> <I can see you Heather>
[21:50] <AlxKeegan> <can ready you also>
[21:50] <Aggedor> ::Looks at Ace:: What are you doing here?
[21:50] <SpaceProg> <<me too>>
[21:50] <u21> <back>
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[21:50] *** u21 is now known as Holly
[21:50] *** Aggedor is now known as Doc-6
[21:50] <SpaceProg> <<we're doing the Red Dwarf one, Romana>>
[21:50] <Holly> <Hi TL>
[21:51] <AceJen> @ What am I doing here? You're not the professor. What are you doing in his TARDIS, mate?
[21:51] *** Holly sets mode: +o TimeLadyX
[21:51] <AceJen> <Hey TL>
[21:51] <Holly> <Cody here>
[21:51] <TimeLadyX> <<:::waves back at everyone on her way back out the door:::>>
[21:51] <AceJen> ! = Red Dwarf
[21:51] <SpaceProg> <<:::sighs:::>>
[21:52] <AceJen> ! ::Lister sits strumming his guitar out of key:: Yeah! I still got it.
[21:52] <TimeLadyX> <<hmm?  ::;turns back for a sec:::
[21:52] <Doc-6> ::Thumps hand on Control panel in protest:: This is my TARDIS thank you very much. Now who are you?
[21:52] <SpaceProg> <<nothing.. just sad to see you go :-)>>
[21:52] <TimeLadyX> <<Well, it's at least nice to see a crowd in here>>
[21:52] *** SpaceProg is now known as Rimmer
[21:52] <TimeLadyX> <<night evreyone!>>
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[21:52] <Rimmer> Got what?  You never had it to begin with.. :::Lying in bottom bunk:::
[21:52] <AceJen> <::sigh:: I can't please her, can I?>
[21:53] <AceJen> <Please use scene symbols. @ for TARDIS ! for Red Dwarf>
[21:53] <Rimmer> I thought I told you to play that in the airlock...
[21:53] <Rimmer> <whoops. keep forgetting that>>
[21:54] <Doc-6> @ ::Begins to press buttons on the Control panel:: There.
[21:54] <AceJen> ! Lister>Listen smeghead, you wouldn't know music if you heard it.
[21:54] <AceJen> @ I'm Ace, the Doctor's friend. ::says haughtily:: Now what did you do with him, bilge bag?
[21:55] <AceJen> ! ::Kryten enters from the control room:: Mr. Lister sir, I think we have a problem.
[21:56] <AceJen> ! ::Red Dwarf jitters and shakes violently::
[21:56] <AceJen> <the idea is to get both ships to enter the vortex and collide>
[21:57] <AceJen> @ ::the TARDIS starts shimmering and jittering mildly as if skidding along the time vortex::

Session Start: Sat Oct 14 21:54:48 2000
* Logging #whosim to 'reddwarf_20001014.txt'
<DocFive> So far it's just like me.. but.. with smoochyness.
<Jacie> Ok, since we have all our gang together. Shall we recap from when we were so rudely interrupted by Cyberdemons?
<DocFive> Ah well..  I'll see you all later.. :::departs::: 
* DocFive leaves
*** DocFive is now known as SpaceProg
<Jacie> Ace was punted from the 7th Doctor's TARDIS into the 6th Doctor's.
<SpaceProg> I've heard that you all didn't get far.
<SpaceProg> Like a websurfer from IRC..
<Jacie> Which was in the time vortex about to collide with an oncoming ship.
<Aggedor> ...
<Jacie> Meanwhile, Lister practiced his guitar crooning which was gratefully interrupted by alarm klaxons.
<Jacie> Holly warned an impending collision in the warp vortex.
<Jacie> We ended as the two ships are about to collide.
<SpaceProg> Wheras Rimmer hid under a table.
<Aggedor> Made Listers playing better in my opinion
<Brigadier> <back>
<Jacie> So who's gonna me who tonight?
*** Brigadier is now known as Holly
<Jacie> CASTING CALL
<SpaceProg> Anyone want to be Rimmer?
<Aggedor> Sucking his thumb, don't forget.
<Holly> ======== Holly< the original balding senile super computer
<Aggedor> 6th Doctor
<Jacie> <===== Ace
<SpaceProg> <-----Rimmer, if no One else wants it.
<IrishTCat> I am not smeggy enough to be RImmer 
<Jacie> Rob, your pick then?
<SpaceProg> Hey!  Nor am I.. lol
<Holly> <lol>
<Jacie> We have Lister and Kryten
<IrishTCat> I am not as gross as Lister
<Jacie> Oh, and Katt
<Jacie> Or is it Kat
<SpaceProg> there's a Cat..
<SpaceProg> It's spelled with a "C".
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<IrishTCat> I am not subserviant enought to be Kryten 
<Jacie> A humanoid cat with lots of style.
<SpaceProg> oh puffin.
<Holly> <errr>
<SpaceProg> we lost heather again.
<Jacie> <Oh nuts. Heather?>
<IrishTCat> Khat to be precise 
<SpaceProg> they spell it "Cat".. just capitalised.
<Jacie> Ok, well we'll hang on for heather and everyone else improv roles as desired.
<IrishTCat> I'll be whoever I feel like at the moment :)  
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<SpaceProg> <<how odd>>
<Jacie> Oh, our goal is to help Red Dwarf avoid a cataclysmic collision in the vortex with a pursuing vessel.
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<Jacie> <Rehi Heather>
<SpaceProg> <<k>>
<Aggedor> seriously ticking me off :(
<Holly> <throws     Heather a bottle of Super Glue>
<SpaceProg> <<Hey again, Heather>>
<SpaceProg> << and a life preserver>>>
<Jacie> <::pulls out magic spells and orders cyberdemons at bay::>
*** Aggedor is now known as DocSix
<Jacie> <Heather, you ready to jump in? Just keep coming back.>
<Jacie> <Credits rolling>
<Jacie> TIME VORTEX PARODY SIM
<Jacie> DOCTOR WHO MEETS RED DWARF
<SpaceProg> <<LOL.. it would be weird if we had a story where all of us played a particular doc.. lol just nothing but a bunch of docs bickering at one another.. lol>>
<DocSix> <Sure am. Hop[efully nothing goes wrong. Makes up for all the time I wasn't kicked off last week!>
<Jacie> BEGIN SIM
*** Jacie is now known as AceJen
*** SpaceProg is now known as Rimmer
<AceJen> <LOL Heather.>
<AceJen> # ::the TARDIS viewscreen shows the impending collision::
<DocSix> <@=TARDIS?>
<AceJen> <Whoops, make that #>
*** Rimmer sets mode: +o DocSix
<AceJen> # Doctor, we're going to crash!
<AceJen> @ = RED DWARF
<AceJen> @ Lister>::jumps into captain's seat, alarms sounding:: Holly, escape coordinates!
<DocSix> #::Panics:: Ah... When I tell you topress that button, Press it.
<AceJen> # Which button? ::stares at a bank of flickering buttons::
<IrishTCat> @ Khat > I am too good looking to die !  
<Holly> @ Ahhh.... left?
<DocSix> #::Goes round pressing a few buttons:: The big greeen one in the middle there. See it?
<AceJen> @ Lister>::grabs the helm like his broken 6 string guitar:: COme on baby, do it for me!
<AceJen> @ Lister>::turns left, veering with the turn::
<Rimmer> @:::Still hiding under table::: Give me a break.. we're finished!
<Holly> @ 36-75-14-3
<AceJen> # Ah... yeah!
<DocSix> #::Presses Lever down:: Now!
<IrishTCat> @kryten > I suggest I put myself in the garbage shooter with some explosives and try to destroy the vessal . DO I have your permission to do so . 
<Rimmer> @Granted, Kryten!  Do it!
<AceJen> @ Kryten>::punches in the coordinates:: Engines reaching warp overdrive, sir.
<Holly> @ warning ...warning!
<AceJen> <Ooops, sorry. Ignore my Kryten line>
<Holly> @ Emergency report incoming
<IrishTCat> @::Kryten clambers to his feat to jump in the garabge shooter:: 
<DocSix> ::TARDIS shudders as it hits the side of the ship.Tardis Dematerialises. Ace and Doctor are thrown to the floor::
<AceJen> @ Lister>I'm not gonna loose her yet. Kryten!
<AceJen> @ Lister>::looks over shoulder:: Kryten! Ignore the stupid smeghead. I need you.
<DocSix> <Skip that line until the Dwarf is ready>
<IrishTCat> @ Khat > Face it bud  . We are deader than polyester pants . 
<Holly> @ ah... the yellow pinginng thingie is getting really close to the red dot
<Rimmer> @ I'm going to die!.... Again!
<IrishTCat> @ Kryten > Yes sir . :: Kryten sits back down . 
<Rimmer> @ This can ONLY happen to me.. 
<AceJen> @ Lister>Not if I can do my double twisted bass strum... Hang on everyone!
<AceJen> @ Lister>::yanks on helm just veering left as the ship grazes an oncoming blue box::
<Rimmer> @Muuuuummmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!
<AceJen> # ::Ace presses the green button and closes her eyes::
<DocSix> ::TARDIS shudders as it hits the side of the ship.Tardis Dematerialises. Ace and Doctor are thrown to the floor::
<Holly> @ Blimey!
<IrishTCat> @ ::Khat opens his eyes:: Are we dead ?  
<AceJen> @ Lister>:;watches as the blue box vanishes on impact::
<AceJen> @ Lister>Did you see that?!
<DocSix> #::Tardis Re mat's inside the launching bay.Doctor Stands. To Ace:: Are you alright?
<Rimmer> @ :::opens one eye, then smiles and gets up:::  Why of course, Listy.. with my spot on guidence, we managed to avert certain catastrophe.. :::grins, flaring his nostrils:::
<Holly> @ :::blinks::: strange that
<AceJen> @ Lister>We must have smashed it on the hull.
<IrishTCat> @ Kryten > The vessal clearly vanished which violates several known laws of physics 
<AceJen> @ Lister>Damage report Holly.
<Holly> @Negative, there is no damage to the hull
<AceJen> @ Lister>That's impossible.
<IrishTCat> @ ::Khat just smiles having no idea whats going on as he comtemplates what he is going to wear :: 
<Holly> @ Defintely! 'Cept it happened... or rather it didn't happen
<Rimmer> @  ::looks a little irritated:::  Listen, you out of date glorified Atari.. did we hit it or not???
<DocSix> #::Presses a few buttons on the control panel and view screen opens:: Let's see where we are shall we. Do please get off the floor young lady, It's really not that comfortable.
<AceJen> @ Lister>No, not that. You couldn't guide yourself out of a gay man's bar, Rimmer.
<IrishTCat> @ ::Khat sniffs:: I am picking up two scents on board .. 
<Holly> @ Well Kryten, answer the man
<AceJen> # ::picks herself up slowly:: What happened?
<IrishTCat> @ Khat> Ones a Woman !  I need to go get ready .. I can't possible meet someone dressed in apricot .. I need to change to peach .. 
<DocSix> #::Looks at outside:: We materialised, but only after narrowly hitting whatever it is we hit. Where in a ship. Quite a large one infact.
<Holly> @ ahem... Reporting life forms on board
<DocSix> #::Opens doors:: Shall we see what's out there? Hmm?
<IrishTCat> @Kryetn > Perjhaps Mister Lister is sufferning from hallucinations again .. 
<AceJen> @ Kryten> It defies reasoning, sir. :;checking scanner:: If I'm not mistaken, the ship is now inside Red Dwarf.
<AceJen> <Ooops, there I go again>
<Rimmer> @  :::Eyes widen::: Gelfs..   Or maybe.. just maybe..  
<IrishTCat> <<Go ahead Jen Jen >> 
<Holly> @ Blast! My last cpu must have burned out... I detect 2 lifeforms but I'm picking up 3 heartbeats
<AceJen> @ Lister>Well, we can't find out anything here. 
<AceJen> @ Lister> ::gets up from seat:: Where are they Hol?
<Rimmer> @ 2 lifeforms.. but three heartbeats.. that means one of them must have.. 2 hearts?
<Rimmer> @  ALIENS!!!
<DocSix> #::Turns to the doors and walks out. Pokes head Back in:: Coming?
<IrishTCat> @ Kryten > I suggest I and Mister Rimmer investigate since we are clearly the most sacrificable of the crew . 
<AceJen> @ Kryten>It does seem a distinct possibility. I suggest caution, sir.
<Holly> @:::Looks down, moving head up and down:::er.... right!
<Rimmer> @  Speak for yourself, Lavy Droid!
<AceJen> <There I go. Nevermind. you habeKyrten Rob>
<IrishTCat> @ ::Khat jumps up and runs out to change clothes:: 
<AceJen> <I'll stick to Lister and Ace>
<DocSix> #::Swings brolly around as he strolls out::
<IrishTCat> <<Khats run off to change clothes >> 
<AceJen> @ Lister>Alright ladies, come on. ::heads off for ship interior::
<Rimmer> <<Six with a brolly?>>
<AceJen> <Why not?>
<Rimmer> <<Oh.. good question.. never mind :-)>>
<DocSix> <The multi coloured one he had when he went on holiday>
<AceJen> # ::follows a step behind looking about at all the dust::
<Rimmer> <<Ohhh.. I remember it now.. >>
<AceJen> # What a wreck.
<IrishTCat> @ Kryten >  I will lead then ..  ::Kryten shuffles out in the lead:: 
<AceJen> # This place can't have been used for years.
<Holly> <yep, looked like a beach umbrella>
<DocSix> <Do I know Ace's Name?>
<IrishTCat> # ::The Khat runs right into the Doctor and then sees his coat and starts screaming :: 
<Holly> # ::speaker crackles:: Halt! Do not move or you will be destroyed!
<AceJen> <Yeah, she introduced herself in the ship>
<Rimmer> @ Wait.. I've been waiting for this for years.. :::pulls out speech he wrote to welcome aliens aboard Red Dwarf:::   Just in case, you know ... 
<IrishTCat> # Khat  >  OH THE HORROR !!!! 
<AceJen> # What's your problem, gimp?
<DocSix> #You can't always judge by apearences, Alice
<DocSix> #Hasn't anyone ever taught you that?
<IrishTCat> # ::The Khat opens his eyes and sees the coat and promptly closes them again :: 
<IrishTCat> # Khat > It almost blinded me ..  
<Rimmer> @ ::::the speech is 10 feet long:::
<AceJen> # Doctor, doesn't he look odd to you. Like a Cheetah person.
<Holly> # Halt I said!...all right then, take that! :::Cup drops in dispensor and fills with tea::: Oh, blast
<AceJen> # ::looks at overflowing tea cup:: Who runs this place?
<DocSix> ::Sighs heavily and Continues towards the door at the other side of the bay:: Cheetah person? Don't think of met them? ::Picks up tea:: I don't know. 
<IrishTCat> # Khat > Oh my god .. I can't be seen dressed like this either ..  ::The Khat stumbles away making suring not to look at the Doctors coat :: 
<Holly> # The Jupiter Mining Corporation
<AceJen> # I wouldn't drink that, professor.
<IrishTCat> # Khat > Even toilet brush head has better dress sense than that chaarcter .. 
<Rimmer> @ :::Rounds corner and sees the DOctor and Ace::: ALIENS!  :::runs up to them bowing obsequieously:::
<DocSix> #And why not? Who are you?
<DocSix> ::Looks at rimmer::
<DocSix> #What are you doing?
<AceJen> # Lister>::follows and passes right thru Rimmer:: Smeghead.
<Holly> #::mutters:::mMust ne a crosssed circuit somewhere...mmm, wonder if that's why that Dent fellow ran off when I offered him some tea?
<IrishTCat> % :: The Khat is busy changing clothes which takes over an hour since he is in a hurry :: 
<AceJen> # Lister>Oy, who are you two?!
<Rimmer> # :::speech in his hands unravels to it's full length and he begins reading::: Welcome to Red Dwarf, Oh Superior Beings..  I, Captain..  :::Lister passes through him:: Is that any way to treat a senior officer, You Goit!
<DocSix> #::To lister:: Ah...You must be...The operator of this vessle?
<IrishTCat> # Kryten > The medical scna indicates this person is has two heart beats .. 
<Holly> # ::laughs:: Cheif nozzle cleaner more like
<AceJen> # Lister>That's one way of putting it. Rimmer, stop prostrating yourself to the invaders.
<Rimmer> ::Concentrates his speech on the Doctor:::  Captain Arnold J. Rimmer.. Extend formal greetings to you and your species.. 
<DocSix> #::To kryten. Looks at Mediscan:: Person, I'll have you know that I am more than a...PERSON.
<Rimmer> # WIth the sole hope that you can get me a body, and also.. that you get Lister home too.. I guess, but that's not as important..
<AceJen> # Lister>::rolls eyes:: Shut up, smeghead. 
<AceJen> # Lister> Well, more than a person, who are you and what are you doing on red Dwarf?
<Rimmer> #:::stops reading and looks daggers at Lister:::
<IrishTCat> #Kryten >  Mister Lister I suggest  proceed with caution since we have no idea what these indivuals want .. They obviously possess superioir technology .. 
<Rimmer> # ::Looks hopefully::: Can you give me a body?
<AceJen> # That's the Doctor and I'm Ace. What are you doing in the time vortex?
<DocSix> # ::At Rimmer:: Your a hologram I take it.
<AceJen> # You nearly collided with us!
<Holly> #:: Mobile monitor looks inside TARDIS at console, Holly looks  at it and whistles::: Whoa, bit of all right that
<Rimmer> # yes.. Deader than a can of spam.
<Rimmer> #::taps H on forehead:: I would have thought this was a givaway.
<AceJen> # Lister>You don't mean that blue hunk of junk out there?
<DocSix> #Ah, then, Yeeeeee...NO. Sorry.
<Rimmer> #Face falls..:::  butbutbut.. you're a superior being.. with superior technology!!
<AceJen> # Lister>What do you think you're doing taking a box into warp space?
<IrishTCat> %#  ::Khat opens a com channel :: Bud .. I ran into some aliens .. The blond headed one is wearing a coat that can be considered a lethal weapon to the eyes and fashion sense of any sane being .. 
<DocSix> #::to holly:: Will you kindly get out of there.
<AceJen> # Lister>Thanks Khat. We know.
<Holly> #::screen blinks and Holly reappears wearing an ascot and a bad topue:: 'ello, 'ello, 'ello... What's your name then, eh?
<Rimmer> #(To the Cat) thank you for that report from the land of the obvious.. 
<DocSix> #What's wrong with my Coat?
<Holly> # :::to Doctor::: Hey, shush, I'm in witha 
<AceJen> # The Professor doesn't have time to worry about fashion sense.
<Rimmer> #What's wrong?  It looks like Picasso vomited on it.. 
<Holly> chance here
<DocSix> #::Goes over to TARDIS and locks it after Holly trundles out::
<IrishTCat> # Kryten > Acording to my data chip on fashion It vioolates all 10 of the laws of the well dressed .. 
<AceJen> # What would you know about it, metalhead?
<Holly> # Give a call me numbers 001100101110110001001
<Holly> ::glares at Doctor and mutters:: Jealous git
<IrishTCat> #I may have a head shaped like a defective crash dummy but that doesnt mean I cant be cultured .
<AceJen> # These people are loons, Professor. Why don't we just dematerialize?
<DocSix> #::to Holly:: I'm afraid K-9 beet you to it.::To Kryten:: There's nooting wrong with this coat.
<DocSix> Nothing
<Rimmer> # Yes.. I think they should just ge out.. they're obviously space bums of your ilk, Listy.  
<AceJen> # ::SHIP SHAKES VIOLENTLY, ALARMS SOUND::
<Rimmer> <<ge=Get>>
<Holly> # Cept the Partridge Family bus is missing some upholstery
<AceJen> # ::hits the corridor along with Lister::
<DocSix> #I want to know what they were doing entering a Time Vortex. They're from the 22nd Century. ::Falls over when ship shakes::
<DocSix> <BRB. Gotta get Lunch>
<Rimmer> # :::Runs round in circles trying to find a place to hide:::
<Holly> # Oh great...::rolls over and plugs into maiframe::
<AceJen> # Lister>::hurts from girl banging her head on his chest::
<AceJen> # Lister>Holly, what's going on?!
<IrishTCat> <<Nite everyone  I need to head off to get some dinner >> 
<AceJen> <Nite Rob!>
<Holly> #ah, that was easy, I know exactly what's wrong
<Rimmer> <<Ok.   Good job, Rob :-) >>
<Holly> <nite Rob>
<Rimmer> <<BRB in just a sec>>>
<IrishTCat> <<I've seen all the videos >> 
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<AceJen> # Lister> ::irritated:: Well...?
<Holly> # ::: look of hutfull surprise::: The ship is shaking violently
<Rimmer> <<Back>>
<Holly> #Gee.. some people
<AceJen> # ::ship rocks violently to the other side sending everyone careening across the corridor::
<Rimmer> # :::failing to find a suitable hiding place, he has no choice but to stand around looking terrified:::
<AceJen> # ::lands head first into wall, Lister slams into her back::
<DocSix> <Back>
<Rimmer> #  Holly.. what EXACTLY is going on?  What's causing the ship to shake?
<AceJen> # ::to Lister:: Is your flight computer stupid?
<Holly> >Kryton Mister Lister sir, There's no time for that
<Holly> # I have an IQ of 6000 :Hruummmp::
<AceJen> # Lister>::braces himself against wall, trying to stay away from the girl::
<Rimmer> # Then USE IT!!
<Rimmer> # On the verge of a full blown panic attack:::
<AceJen> # Lister>Kryten, she's just a girl man. 
<DocSix> #Set the stabilisers to .0132 .9 and 1.543
<Holly> # :::face falls ::: Well I have slipped a bit over the eons
<AceJen> # I'm not just anything, you... ::ship rocks violently to the other side sending everyone flying again:
<DocSix> #Did you hear me, you stupid computer?
<DocSix> #Set the stabilisers to .0132 .9 and 1.543
<DocSix> #NOW!
<AceJen> # Lister>::digs face out of Ace's shoulders:: Do it Holly!
<Holly> # Er, .0132 .9 1.546?
<Rimmer> # YES!
<DocSix> #Then right thrust .095 degreed down float.
<DocSix> #That should hold us steady.
<AceJen> # ::ship rocks violently in a shim shammy rhythm then settles out::
<Holly> # .0132 Set! .9 Set! 1.54...?ah
<Holly> #no not 6, 3! Set!
<Rimmer> # :::sighs in relief:::
<AceJen> # ::rubs her head and pushes Lister off her::
<Rimmer> # We're safe now?
<Holly> #::: winks at blue light of TARDIS::: Saved them again, oh well
<AceJen> # Safe from who? You lot have a death wish, don't you?
<DocSix> #We're far from safe. As long as your in the vortex, you are in danger. Now how about some tea young man?::To rimmer::
<Holly> # I can safely guarentee that the ship will stay absoultly stable from now to when the other craft rams us
<AceJen> # Lister> Other craft?
<AceJen> # Lister> what other craft?
<Rimmer> # get your own tea, you Technicolor Dreamcoat Audition Reject!
<Holly> #Oh, did I not mention that? Sorry
<Rimmer> # (To Holly)  WHAT????!!!
<AceJen> # ::ALARM KLAXONS BELATEDLY SOUND::
<DocSix> <Here we go again!>
<Rimmer> #  I dont' believe this.. I don't smegging believe this.. 
<AceJen> # Lister> You got friends out there, girl?
<DocSix> #Your in a time lane. Your bound to run into things if you go at them backwards.
<AceJen> # Lister>::scrambles to his feet:: Time to impact Holly?
<Holly> # Well I didnt see any point in further upsetting you when we were going to  fall apart before it could hit us
<AceJen> # Lister>Grrr, Holly! ::runs for the bridge::
<Holly> # Let's see the big hand is on the 9...
<DocSix> #::Runs to TARDIS, opens it and enters.:: Come on Alice!
<Rimmer> # :::gives Holly an icy stare and heads to the Drive Room:::
<AceJen> # Professer, what do we do? ::runs after him::
<AceJen> # ::enters TARDIS:: We're just going to leave them?
<AceJen> @ = TARDIS
<AceJen> @ ::follows to console:: Not that I mind.
<DocSix> @We've got to go out there and stop it. We'll come back after the danger has gone.
<AceJen> # Lister>::jumps back into captain's seat::
<AceJen> # Lister>Kryten, escape coordinates.
<Rimmer> #:::Sits at the navicomp:::
<DocSix> @It's probably best if you stay here. Go help out or something.::Pushes Ace out the Door and Closes it behind her.::
<AceJen> # Lister>Holly, divert all power to the drive system.
<Holly> #::smirks as Rimmer enterss wearing danglin earrings and a large blue beehive hairdo::
<DocSix> @::Ace watches as the TARDIS De mats::
<Rimmer> # there's a yellow blip heading for a red blip which I assume is us.. 
<AceJen> @ ::stands looking at TARDIS with a miffed look on her face::
<AceJen> @ ::then picks up and runs after the others::
<Rimmer> #Notices his hair and rolls his eyes:::  Not again..
<Holly> # Should I iclude the hologram projector  ::sneers::
<AceJen> # Lister> All available power, now Holly. ::tries to maintain helm control::
<DocSix> @ Now...::walks around to controls:: Change a little here....Tweak a little here and::Tardis appears outside RD and blocks the way for the Ship:: PRESTO!
<AceJen> # ::the ship sways side to side with the wake of the time vortex::
<Rimmer> # :::Sighs:::  Holly, I'm sorry.. If I'm going to die again, I'd rather it be looking halfway professional.
<Holly> # Dierting all nonessential power, 'cept for goal post head
<AceJen> # ::Ace barges onto bridge:: No, stop!
<Rimmer> #  :::Sarcastically:: Thank you so much..
<AceJen> # ::points outside to the site of the TARDIS dead ahead blocking an oncoming ship in the shape of a giant Easter hat::
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<Holly> #:::Rimmer's uniform changes to a tube top miniskirt and net stockings:: Whatever you wish Rimmer
<AceJen> # ::ignores the hologram and grabs Lister's arm:: Full stop.
<DocSix> @::looks at screen and notices it is a Dalek ship:: Ah...Well, this is Going to be FUN!
<AceJen> # The more power you use the more we're getting drawn into the time wake.
<DocSix> <Hello>
<AceJen> <Hi taliesn!>
<Rimmer> # :::grits teeth:::  Holly.. my old uniform would be nice.. please.. ?
<AceJen> <Welcome to the Time Vortex Parody Sim>
<Holly> # Hmmm, thought you wanted to look like a professional..
<taliesn> <hi>
<AceJen> # Lister>Look girl, I don't like backseat drivers. Kryten, get her off me.
<Rimmer> # A professional Soldier you...  ::: calms himself down:::  That's not exactly the kiind of professional I meant..  
<Holly> # oh very well :::uniform and standard haircut reappear on Rimmer:
<AceJen> # Stop the engines or we'll all be vaporized!
<Rimmer> # Thank you, Holly..   :::Checks himself over.. :::
<DocSix> @::Dalek ship draws nearer to tardis. Doctor Braces himself while keeping a finger on a Brown button.::
<Rimmer> # (To Ace)  What?
<Rimmer> (to Lister) Stop the Engines!  I don't want to be vaporised!
<AceJen> # Kryten> I think she has a point, sir.
<AceJen> # Lister>We haven't got time to humor a pretty face. More power Holly!
<Rimmer> :::Looks at the blue blip between the red blip and the yellow blip..  :::  Will the Doctor's ship hold off a ship that size?
<AceJen> # I don't know why I even bother. ::looks around and picks up a fire extinguisher::
<Rimmer> # Lister don't be stupid!
<AceJen> # ::heaves it above her head and prepares to throw::
<Holly> #>Cat> ::sniffs:::eeewww!.... I'm picking up a smell whorse the Lister after Curry Night Pigout::Pinchec nose::
<AceJen> # ::fire extinguisher explodes over control bank instantly cutting all power to the helm::
<AceJen> # Lister>NO!
<DocSix> # Yellow blip becomes blue blip.@::Dalek ship runs into the TARDIS. As it does, the Doctor Presses the Button and there is a big explosion. RD is battered with Debris::
<Rimmer> # What the smeg happened???
<AceJen> # ::Ace stands with triumphant look::
<Holly> # No problem easy repaired with about a 6 foot cable
<AceJen> # ::Red Dwarf bounces with the debris and is gently pushed back out of warp into normal space::
<Rimmer> # *Now* Are we safe?
<AceJen> # No need to thank me.
<DocSix> <I'll pop up soon. Just keep arguing.>
<AceJen> # Lister>I won't. I was handling it just fine.
<Rimmer> ::Smiles at Ace::  Tell me.. are you doing anything tonight?  I can treat you to dinner if not.. :::Pats 1001 Chat-Up lines book in his pocket:::
<Holly> # Too bad we don't have any 6 foot cables ::purses lips::
<AceJen> # Handling it? That was a dalek ship out there. DO you have any idea how big explosion a collison would have been?
<DocSix> <...>
<DocSix> <Stoppingmyself from being pinged off.>
<AceJen> # Lister>Awe man, look at this mess. You destroyed our bridge.
<AceJen> # Lister>What are you two? An independent wrecking team? ::waves away the smoke::
<AceJen> # Kryten>::puts out the fire with his groin attachment fire extinguisher::
<DocSix> @::The Doctor Lies unconsciouss on the floor of the TARDIS::
<AceJen> # Kryten>The circuits relatively undamaged sir.
<AceJen> # Lister>Not now, Kryten. 
<Holly> # Well....It looks a lot better than when you got drunk and replayed the last scrim from that big match you watched before waking up on a minig ship, Lister
<AceJen> # I told you who we are. We're travellers. We save people from their own stupidity, in your case.
<Holly> @Kryten is correct, all you need is something nonconductive about 6 feet long;; looks at Kryten::
<AceJen> <bring the Doctor in?>
<DocSix> @::Doctor wakes up and starts to fiddle with the controls:: That should do it.
<Rimmer> #  Wait a moment..  Where's that Doctor Chap.. one would have thought he'd be coming in to gloat or something.
<DocSix> <I'm getting there. Letting suspense get the better of you.>
<AceJen> # He'll be here. ::walks off to the kitchen::
<Rimmer> <<BRB>>
<AceJen> # what is that smell?
<AceJen> # ::wrinkles nose::
<DocSix> @::presses a few buttons on the control panel and The tardis materialises in space as Starbug, Next to RD::
<Holly> @::reels, shakes head  and blinks:: Blimey! I rememmber  all the flight controls and how to acess navigation..... It's been over 300 years since I could do that
<AceJen> # Lister>::follows:: Now she's gonna eat my dinner too. 
<Rimmer> # ::Sits down in the captain's chair, for lack of anything better to do:::
<AceJen> # ::picks up discarded broken guitar:: Oy, this is a mess then.
<DocSix> #::Doctor's Face appears on the screen on the bridge:: Ah, Hello. Can anybody hear me?
<DocSix> #Hello?
<AceJen> # Lister>::yanks it out her hands:: Do you mind! Musicians don't like strangers touching their instruments.
<Holly> # ::Notices broken guitar::: Hey something else to celebrate!
<Rimmer> # Well well well..  What did you do, Doctor?  A bit of your superior Alien tricks that We feeble minded humans would never understand?
<AceJen> # I don't think that's a problem in your case. ::says dismissively::
<AceJen> # Professor, where have you been? Can we go now?
<DocSix> #Where could they be? ::Yells:: HELLO!
<DocSix> <scratch that>
<Rimmer> # (to the Doctor on the screen)  I can hear you just fine, thank you.. 
<AceJen> # Lister>Yes, I don't believe I'm saying this, but get this girl of yours out of here.
<DocSix> #I can't quite seem to open the loading bay doors. Will someone kindly open them for me. NOW?
<AceJen> # Lister>Holly?
<Holly> # ::::To Doctor::: Opening bay doors
<DocSix> #Thank you.
<AceJen> # ::joins Doctor:: You alright Professor?
<DocSix> ::Starbug/TARDIS enters Bay and Lands::
<Rimmer> # Why is he in one of our Starbugs?
<AceJen> <scratch my line>
<Holly> #:Still to Doctor::: I have a feeling you've something to do we my restored abilities, I'd fix you a cuppa but I'm afraid I might end up blasting your ship instead ::smiles:: Tah, Doctor
<AceJen> # ::watches Starbug land with a familiar wheeze and a groan::
<DocSix> #Flicks a couple of switches and the Starbig figure is Morphed into the Blue Policebox infront of them::
<AceJen> # ::smiles knowingly:: The TARDIS is more of a ship than your "hunk of junk".
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<Rimmer> # So (to Ace)  About that dinner... 
<DocSix> #Not a Problem. Glad to help::Exits TARDIS::
<AceJen> # ::rolls eyes in sync to Lister::
<AceJen> # Lister>You haven't got a prayer, Rimmer.
<Rimmer> # Oh.. so that's a "maybe?"
<DocSix> #::To Ace:: Now, Alice...
<AceJen> # ::joins Doctor:: Can we leave now, Professor?
<Holly> # Lots of room here if you like to stop a while
<AceJen> # Lister>Don't give them any ideas. We already have enough repair work and I want to restring my guitar.
<Rimmer> # :::smiles at Ace::: Yes indeedy!  Tell me, Ace.. would you like a wormdo?
<DocSix> # You are a stowaway, and there are several rules about carrying them, all of which I have broken by bringing you. I think it's best if you stay here. Don't you.
<Holly> #::glares at Rimmer:: oy, right then
<AceJen> # What?! Not a chance, Doctor!
<AceJen> # I'm staying with this lot. ::heads for TARDIS::
<DocSix> #::Second TARDIS appears in the Landing Bay. 7th Doctoe walks out::
<DocSix> 7th> Ace? Are you here.
<AceJen> # Just get me back to my Doc-- ::notices 2nd TARDIS::
<Rimmer> # Another one??
<AceJen> # ::lights up:: DOCTOR! 
<DocSix> #7th> ::Sees Ace:: Ace!
<DocSix> #7th> Looks at 6th Doctor, then to Ace:: I hope he's been taking good care of you?
<AceJen> # ::races up to her familiar friend and points at the others:: Just in time Professor, that crasy lot wanted to leave me here.
<AceJen> # Introduce me to some kind of worm.
<AceJen> # ::makes a face at Rimmer::
<Rimmer> (To 7th Doc) Who might you be, Miladdo? Another alien like him.. ::nods toward 6th Doc:::
<AceJen> # Lister>::doubletakes at the sight of twin boxes:: Holly, don't we have any security left?
<DocSix> #::to 7th Doctor:: So, she's yours is she? 
<Holly> #::Grins::: Thinks to this lot I feel like a million
<DocSix> #::To Rimmer:: I am the Doctor. Who are you?
<DocSix> <@7th>
<Holly> #>Kryton> Pounds or dollars, sir?
<AceJen> # I told you I'm Ace, i travel with... :;sighs in frustration and gives up::
<Rimmer> # You're the Doctor.. I thought *he* was the Doctor...
<AceJen> <Ok, let's start wrapping it up gang.>
<Rimmer> <<K>>
<Holly> # No. no. I feel like I was only a million years old.... My IQ is all the way up to 600 ::Beams broadly::
<AceJen> # Lister>:;groans:: I need a curry.
<DocSix> #7th&6th> We are. 7th> Come on Ace, We've got work to do. ::LEaves in his TARDIS with Ace::
<Rimmer> # :::looks ascance::: I thought it was originally 6000, Holly..
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<Rimmer> # :::looks very confused and dissapointed at losing his date for the night:::
<DocSix> <WB>
<AceJen> # ::the 7th Doc's TARDIS fades away with a wheeze and groan::
<AceJen> <Rehi taliesn!>
<Holly> # Course that's only the same as 600 gym instructors and is far short of 6000 but I am most aprreciative. ::To Doctor:: Thanky you, Doctor
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<taliesn> <sorry booted>
<ListerJen> <No prob. Enjoying the show?>
<taliesn> <yeah>
<ListerJen> <we're just wrapping it up for the night. Would you like to play with us next time?>
<DocSix> #::To all:: Well  really must be off. Things to do, less time todo them. You know how it is.
<Holly> <You may have to modify your name,  a registered name is usually why you get booted>
<Rimmer> # Er... Of course.. yes.. all the time
<taliesn> <nah puter went psycho>
<ListerJen> # Kryten> ::waves goodbye:: A colorful fellow, isn't he?
<DocSix> #::enters TARDIS. Pops head out.:: Good bye. Nice meeting you all. You won't mind if I don't drop back will you?
<ListerJen> <Oh, beware psycho computers and their mothers..
<Holly> # :::looks at poloroid of the 2 TARDIS's, leers::  twins, mmmm
<Rimmer> #  ( to the Doctor)  Not likely.
<Holly> <test>
<Rimmer> # But Ace I would like to see more of..  Reminded me of Y'vonne McGruder..
<DocSix> @::Demat's.  Starts to fiddle with controls. Humms Yankee Doodle:: Another day.
<Holly> <anyone hear me?>
<Rimmer> <<yes>>
<DocSix> <Yeah>
<ListerJen> # Lister> You didn't have a chance with her either, smeghead.
<Rimmer> # Oh shut up, you slobby goit! :::leaves for his and Lister's shared quarters.. :::
<DocSix> @::Teagan appears out of nowhere:: Oh no, not again!
<Holly> <strange, my netzero box disappeared but I still seem to be online>
<DocSix> <Pause Doc 6>
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<Rimmer> <<Pause Rimmer>>
*** Rimmer is now known as SpaceProg
<ListerJen> # Lister>::shakes head and walks off to kitchen to drown his guitar sorrows in brain burning extra hot curry::
<ListerJen> <pause Lister>
<ListerJen> <<PAUSE ALL>>
<Holly> :::rolls off with poloroid of the TARDIS's:::  kkrrr
<Holly> <pause Holly>
<ListerJen> <<CUT AND PRINT>>
*** Holly is now known as Cody
<ListerJen> Bravo!
<SpaceProg> Bravissimo!
<Cody> yeah
*** ListerJen is now known as JenK
<JenK> Fabulous show gang!
<Aggedor> woo hoo!
<SpaceProg> Thanks, You too, Jen :-)
<Cody> Jen, Lynn you can still read me?
<taliesn> very nice :)
* JenK passes out the jellybabies
<SpaceProg> I sure can, Cody
<JenK> Yup, COdy.
<Cody> Wild
<JenK> Cody, I noticed that too at times with netZero.
*** SpaceProg is now known as DocEight
<JenK> I think they are still dtracking you, you just can't see.
<Cody> I thought my ISP crashed
* DocEight takes JellyBabies and adds them to his stash
<JenK> Nah, just the advertising window crashed.
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<Aggedor> Want a copy of it Talesn? So you can see the whole thing.
<SpaceProg> lalala
<JenK> taliesn, by the way I'm Jen.
<Aggedor> I'm Heather.
<Cody> You can find us thru www.whosim.org
<JenK> Are you in our mailing group? I see you checked in from our java chat room.
<taliesn> that'd be great, I was planning to play but I have so much work to do I forgot/ I'm Alex
<taliesn> yeah I'm in the mailing grp
<JenK> Oh Alex, from Australia?
<Cody> Welcome Alex
<taliesn> Yep that's me
<JenK> Pleased to see you here.
<JenK> I was wondering what happened to ya.
<taliesn> thanks, happy to be here
<Aggedor> So glad you could make it.
<JenK> What time is it where you are?
<Aggedor> Am I still three hours ahead of you?
<taliesn> 11:46am
<Aggedor> Still am.
<JenK> That's like 12 hours off us in the US.
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<JenK> Hello from the other hemisphere, by the way.
<taliesn> makes it easy
<DocEight> Whew.. got hit by a temporal maelstrom..
<taliesn> thanx
<DocEight> Where are you from, Taliesn?
<taliesn> Western Australia
<DocEight> Ah.. splendid.. another Ozzie!  ::grins:::
<JenK> We like Ozzies. ;)
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<taliesn> good
<JenK> I'm tickled you guys are making this game. Now you need to recruit new friends here.
<DocEight> There goes my other INcarnation..
<Cody> lol
* Aggedor smiles broardly
<taliesn> I know a guy in Melbourne who's a who addict
<DocEight> Like I'm recruting to Doc and Co. and Zealot.
<JenK> <Lynn, so that's what you meant by temporal maelstrom./
<JenK> Get him here then.
<DocEight> <Yep.. got punted>
<JenK> The more players the more fun we have.
<DocEight> Indeed!
<JenK> Which reminds me, what shall we do next time?
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<SpaceProg> How about Men In Black?
<SpaceProg> I've only recently seen that movie
<taliesn> X-Files
<JenK> Men In Black meets 5th Doctor and Nyssa.
<SpaceProg> X-Files would make an interesting Xover too.
<JenK> Ok, well we can do either.
<Cody> Buffy
<Aggedor> Voyager?
<SpaceProg> I could picture X-files with 7th Doc.
<JenK> It's pretty much the same thing.
<taliesn> buffy, the 2nd doctor and yeti's!!
<JenK> I wanted to bring the 5th Doctor in. Or at least another Doctor.
<SpaceProg> I would like Men in Black or X files.. Shall I flip my Coin?
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<taliesn> flip it
<JenK> We've done 7th and 6th.
<Aggedor> 3rd
<SpaceProg> Heads MIB, Tails X Files
<Cody> And the Brigadier as a Col
<taliesn> like I said 2nd doctor and yeti's
<JenK> 2 and Yetis sound fun to me.
<Aggedor> Be interesting
<SpaceProg> Well'p.. It's tails.
<SpaceProg> Whatever tails is.
<JenK> Ok, how about 2, Yetis and X Files?
<Aggedor> Heads X files, Tails not MIB?
<taliesn> sounds good to me
<Cody> Icould be a young field officer starting up UNIT :) I LIK IT
<SpaceProg> lol
<SpaceProg> Cool.  I could always wait for MIB :::grins:::
<JenK> we can add any weird combos we want.
<SpaceProg> I could be..  Mulder or Scully..
<taliesn> I'll do Scully, mind I could do a good Cigarette Smoking Man, I just have a thing for ruling the world!!
<Aggedor> Got Dibbs on Skinner!
<Cody> Dibs on Smoking Man
<JenK> Ok then. It's 2, Yetis and X Files.
<SpaceProg> I'm crazy enough to be Mulder.. lol
<SpaceProg> SOunds cool to me, Jen :-)
<Aggedor> Got Dibbs on Jamie too!
<taliesn> Fine, dibs on Scully then
<JenK> Until next time then....
* JenK gears up her TARDIS
<Cody> Next week, right?
<Aggedor> Got your mic Jen?
<taliesn> week after I think
<JenK> Yup, same Who time, same Who channel...
<Aggedor> Next week
<JenK> Night guys.
<SpaceProg> Goodnight all :-)  :::enters TARDIS:::  See you all week after next.. or tomorrow for Doc and Co....  :::Departs:::
<taliesn> sounds good
<Cody> well this was postponed from last week

Session Time: Sun Oct 15 00:00:00 2000

Session Close: Sun Oct 15 00:00:01 2000