TIME VORTEX SIM: A Doctor Who Parody September 9, 2000 CAST/PRESENT Jen Kokoski - Doctor2, Cpt. Picard, Zoe Herriot Lynn/SpaceProg - JamieMacC, misc. Star Trek characters Cody Jarret - Guinan, misc Star Trek characters Session Start: Sat Sep 09 22:26:07 2000 [22:31] <> [22:31] <> [22:31] <> [22:31] <> [22:31] @ = TARDIS CONSOLE ROOM [22:31] [22:31] [22:31] <> [22:32] [22:32] @ ::tut tuts around the controls mumbling:: Oh dear... that shouldn't be right. [22:32] @ Zoe>::chirpily:: Something wrong with the navigation circuits, Doctor? [22:33] [22:33] ::: Sits in chair in console room oiling the blade of his dirk::: What should't be right, Doctor? [22:33] @ ::frowns, dropping his chin into his hand, scratches in thought:: [22:33] <20-23> [22:34] @ Ah no, not to worry Zoe. We're just slightly off course. [22:34] [22:35] Oh Doctor I know that look.. ye've gotten us lost agin haven't ye? [22:35] [22:35] @ ::pouts:: I most certainly have not, Jamie. Just be patient. [22:35] @ ::punches in buttons and switches:: [22:35] :::Smiles and continues polishing his blade::: [22:36] @ Zoe>::activates the visual scanner:: Ah Doctor...? [22:36] [22:36] @ I'll just have to compensate for the gravitational shift left by the radiation of the Krotons. [22:36] <> [22:36] #=Bridge of USS Enterprise [22:36] @ ::keeps punching buttons as if he's just hitting anything to make it work:: [22:37] @ Zoe> ::alarmed:: Ah, Doctor! [22:37] *** Guinan is now known as Riker [22:37] @ Yes, yes, just a minute Zoe. Be patient. [22:37] @ ::to TARDIS:: Come on old girl, respond... [22:37] @ :::puts his blade away, and looks where Zoe's looking..::: Och! Doctor.. ye may wanna look at this..' [22:38] # Sound alert and notify the Captain we're recieving some sort of probe [22:38] @ Zoe>::shouts and points to scanner:: Doctor, there's a massive energy vortex out there! [22:38] @ ::: gets up alarmedly and gazes at the scanner::: [22:38] @ ::snaps head up:: What? Can't be. There's nothing like that in this sector. [22:39] *** Riker is now known as Worf [22:39] @ An energy vortex? Is tha bad you think? [22:39] @ I'm detecting a massaive eneregy vortex and an unfamilar eneregy reading as well [22:39] @ Zoe> Yes Jamie, very bad. Energy vortex's are extremely unstable. Haven't you ever heard of a black hole? [22:40] @ We must change course. Help me Zoe! [22:40] @ oh yah, Doctor.. :::looks a bit puzzled::: [22:40] &=Ten Forward [22:40] *** Worf is now known as Guinan [22:40] <<> Rusty on my Scottish.. ;-) >> [22:41] @ ::Zoe races to console and operates the acceleration drives:: It's not working, Doctor. [22:41] & Jean Luc, you are needed on the bridge... and I think I should join you [22:41] @ Oh dear. We'll have to override automatic controls. Jamie get my tool box. [22:42] @ ::Console alarms sound:: [22:42] @ Zoe>We're being pulled in! ::shrieks:: [22:42] & >Picard :::looks at Guinan;s face:: Very well [22:42] [22:42] *** Guinan is now known as Worf [22:42] @ Give me the binklekrubers. [22:43] @ ::flobs down under navigation console, reaching out for tools:: Hurry Jamie! [22:43] @ Aye.. :::goes over to a roundel and opens it, pullingo out a large toolbox, brings it over and sits it down.. he opens it and through sheer luck, hands the Doctor the took he asked for::: [22:44] @ Are these the.. binklewhatzits?::: hands him the tool::: [22:44] # There is an unknown energy sourcee passing though our shields as if they weren;t even there [22:44] @ Zoe>Doctor, we're almost on top of it! ::eyes widen as the edge of the vortex comes into view:: [22:44] @ ::takes tool and thrusts it back:: No, not the grabitsockets. The thing with the fork like tines. [22:45] # :::Elevator doors open and Picard enters followed by Guinan::: Situation, Number one? [22:45] @ ::Cloister Bell rings:: [22:45] @ Oh aye.. uh.. Ah! :: finds the object and hands the Doctor the tool::: [22:46] @ Zoe>Doctor, it's too late! ::edge vortex begins warping viewscreen:: [22:46] @ ::time spills into TARDIS quickening things in one spot and slowing them in others:: [22:46] *** Worf is now known as Riker [22:47] @ ::frantically bangs the autocontrols loose:: [22:47] Unkown, Captain. But our quiet survey has become a major emergency it seems [22:47] @ Zoe>Dctr! ::voice squeaks at hyperspeed:: [22:48] @ D o c t o r .... S o m e t h i n ' s h a p p i n i n`! :::voice is super slow::: [22:48] @ ::pulls himself to his feet seeing and sensing the time distortion inside his ship:: [22:49] @ ::concentrates his will:: M u s t d e m a t e r i a l i z e... [22:49] @ ::reaches thru molasses, grabs demat switch and pulls:: [22:49] ?nicck Worf # Object identified..it's... [22:49] @W e r e a' g o i n i n! [22:49] #>picard Well! [22:49] @ ::TARDIS vanishes inside vortex with a wheeze and a groan:: [22:50] # It appears to be a small blue box, sir [22:50] [22:50] [22:50] # It's headed along the e\nergy pulse from the vortex straight for the Enterprise [22:51] # Data> Captain, Commander, the object has vanished from the anomaly. [22:51] <> [22:51] <> [22:52] # :::With a vroomp vroomp, a blue police box appears on the bridge of the Enterprise:: [22:52] # ::amidst beeps and blips, a wheeze and groan is heard aboard the bridge:: [22:52] [22:52] #Data> Intriguing.. [22:53] [22:53] <> [22:53] @ ::the TARDIS interior timeline settles back to normal, the alarms cease and give way to a calm landing beep:: [22:53] @ Och.. Doctor.. that was quite a ride, I'll tell ye.. [22:53] @ ::takes deep breath and smiles:: See, I told you we'd be alright. [22:54] @:::sits down in chair::: We're safe now, Aye? [22:54] @ Zoe> ::shoots daggers at Doctor with her eyes:: I feel pureed. [22:54] # Captain, may I suggest you leave the bridge? [22:54] @ Just a little reconstituted. It's like going thru a whirlygig at light speed. You'll adjust. [22:55] @ Now. ::cracks fingers:: Let's see where we're arrived. [22:55] [22:56] #>Picard> You may... but I won't ::looks at blue box as if it were a personal affront to his bridge:: [22:56] @ ::checks environment controls briefly then opens the doors:: [22:56] #Data> :::checking the readings::: Captain.. the object that was in the anomaly is now here on the bridge. Fascinating.. it appears to be an ordinary box, but an unknown energy emanates from it. [22:56] [22:56] @ ::stops at door to give his companions a quirky grin:: You two coming? [22:57] [22:57] [22:57] @ :::Sighs, then smiles::: Aye.. looks like fun, Doctor. [22:57] @ Zoe> ::says nothing but follows with arms crossed:: [22:57] #:::gets up from his chair and joins the Doctor::: [22:58] # >Worf> ::snarlss and walks to box, starts reading:: "For the use of the public..." [22:58] <> [22:58] @ ::Doctor peaks outside box and sees a uniformed crew all staring at him:: [22:58] [22:58] # ::smiles broadly:: Oh hello, my good man. ::to Worf:: Are you in charge here? [23:00] # Data> Might I suggest sirs that we... ::trails off as the door of the box opens and the strange little man peeks out::: [23:00] <> [23:00] *** Riker is now known as Guinan [23:01] # Excuse mee but would you possibly be from 20th century Earth? [23:01] # :::Looks out over the Doctor's head::: Och.. what sort of place be this, Doctor? [23:01] # Be good, Jamie. ::softly warns and turns to the wise lady:: [23:02] # HMMM, not with an 18th century Jacobite ::places hands together:: [23:02] # ::bows:: It is a pleasure to meet you madam. I am the Doctor. A traveller. [23:02] # And these are my friends... Jamie and Zoe. [23:02] # You are? [23:02] I remember, I believe it was Dr von Wer last time wasn't it? [23:03] # :::nods politely:: Of the clan MacCrimmon, Lass. [23:03] # ::senses he's met this woman before:: Yes, yes, possibly. Please forgive me, I'm terrible with names. [23:03] #>Picaard> Guinan! You know these people? [23:04] # ::snaps to attention of the bald commander:: Oh dear. [23:04] # ::aside to companions:: Be ready to make a quick exit. I don't think we're wanted here. [23:05] # Not exactly Captain, but the gentlemen appear to be some people I saw ... a long time ago [23:05] #::nods and whispers::: Aye.. [23:05] # ::steps out to confront Captain:: Please excuse our intrusion, Captain. We meant no harm. [23:06] # Our ship mistakenly got caught up in the gravitational pull of that vortex out there. We had to adjust our coordinates. [23:06] # My name is Guinan, and you... ah... borrowed some washing of mine outside a pub ::smiles:: [23:06] #Steps out of the TARDIS, staying near the Doctor ready to defend him if need be::: [23:07] # Oh! ::smiles with memory:: Yes of course Mistress Guinan. Most helpful of you. [23:07] # ::Zoe steps out from behind Doctor and looks around:: [23:07] # oh Aye? Is she one of your lot, then Doctor? A Time Lord? [23:08] # ::Worf eyes the tiny skin dhu in Jamie's stocking and realises it means he's either a fool or very good with the small blade:: [23:08] # ::shakes head at Jamie:: [23:09] # Zoe>::reads Data's sensor panel:: Doctor, you should see this! [23:09] # But how it to be she's been around this long and doesn'a look old? [23:09] [23:10] # Picard>Lt. Data man your station! ::snaps:: [23:10] [23:11] #Data> If I may answer that question.. Guinan's people ar El-alurians.. a very long lived race. They originated... Yes sir.. :::goes back to maning his station::: [23:11] # ::whispers:: Adam and Eve were said to live hundreds of years, Jamie. Don't be so pedantic. [23:11] ::nodsssss:: A Galifrean.... of course. Captain, you probably have cause for worry, but NOT from him [23:11] # Aye Doctor. but... :::hears Data's explanation::: Oh.. thank ye!.. [23:12] # Picard>That's all well and good, Guinan but I can't have civilians socializing on my bridge. [23:12] # Picard> We are in the middle of a very important survey. [23:12] # Picard> Lt. Worf, why don't you take these 'guests' down to 10 Forward. We'll sort them out later. [23:13] #:::looks into Picard's eyes:: Jean Luc, he is many things but not really a civilian [23:13] # Picard> At the moment, Guinan I don't care what he is. I just want him off MY bridge! [23:13] #::to Jamie::: I have a nice single malt, you might enjoy [23:14] # Aye! thank ye, Lass! [23:14] # Zoe>Doctor, you really should look at this. ::nags from Data's sensor panels:: [23:15] # :::Data looks up wondering what it is she sees, he sees nothing unusual.::: [23:16] # Yes, Zoe. ::scoots by Picard keeping him in focus:: A survey? What kind of survey, if I may ask sir? [23:16] #::opens elevator and idicates the TARDIS crew should enter:: [23:16] :::enters alongside the Doctor and Zoe::: [23:17] <> [23:17] # Picard>A very complicated one. ::in warning tone:: Guinan! [23:17] <> [23:17] # Zoe> Doctor...! [23:17] [23:17] <> [23:17] <> [23:18] # Yes, J.. Captain [23:18] # ::smiles politely and bows:: Come on Zoe. We'll relax with Guinan in 10 Forward. [23:18] # ::getting into lift:: Is that some sort of soda bar? [23:18] [23:19] Och.. I was wonderin how long I was gonna have ta wait in this fancy closet for ye.. [23:19] [23:19] # Perhaps I could even put on a kettle, I have some intersting teas [23:19] [23:19] <> [23:19] # ::Zoe reluctantly follows into lift, arms crossed:: [23:19] [23:20] #> Worf> ::glares at closing elevator doors:: [23:20] $=elevator [23:21] $ ::the lights scroll down with the passing levels:: [23:21] $ Ten Forward:: Turns :: [23:21] $ So how long have you been under Cpt. Picard's command, Guinan? [23:22] $ ::smiles::: I've been under command just as long as you, Doctor [23:22] $ Zoe> Doctor, you won't believe what they're doing! [23:22] $ :::sort of stands there, out of his depth but trying to look natural.. well as natural as you can look in the 24th century wearing 18th century clothes and a kilt::: [23:23] $ Shh shh, Zoe. Later. ::smiles at Guinan:: I see. [23:23] $ ::lift doors open as a female computer voice says '10 Forward':: [23:24] $ (To Zoe) Wha's goin on, Zoe? [23:24] $ Nice to see computer have gotten a sweeter voice. [23:24] $::Doors open on Ten Forward:: Welcome to a place to rest and thinnk [23:24] $ ::Zoe crosses arms miffed:: Just near disaster, Jamie. [23:24] $ Got any dark stout? [23:25] $ Ah! ::indulges in the restive scenery:: I love your view. [23:25] $ I don't suppose you have an Venusian Brandy? [23:26] $ Zoe>::remains standing while her companions sit:: Doctor, you have to stop that survey. [23:27] $ (to Zoe) Waa? Ey, Doctor.. Zoe's seen.... :::trails off when he realises he's not being listend to::: [23:27] & I've got a nice bottle of Guiness and no synth either... And what would the rest of you like? [23:28] $ Lemonade, I think. Zoe, have a seat. [23:29] $ Zoe>::petulant:: I'm not thirsty. [23:29] $Guinness? I'll try that then. [23:29] :::Sits at a the bar::: [23:30] $ Zoe, don't be rude. When the captain's had a chance to adjust to our sudden arrival I'm sure he can be be talked into letting us see his survey results. [23:30] & Sorry Doctor... :::reaaches under bar and lifts a strange blue bottle::: butt have you tried Romulan ale? [23:30] $ You'll get plenty of opportunity to check his astronavigational data. [23:30] & ::pours a genorous glass and opens Guiness tilting it perectly into a real glass for Jamie [23:30] $ Oooh, that sounds good, Guinan. [23:31] & And for the young lady? [23:31] $ :::Sees harp on the bottle::: Tis an an Irish brew.. Well just so long as it's not RedCoat made.. [23:31] $ :::takes a sip of Guinness::: Nice creamy head.. [23:31] $ ::to Jamie:: and have you forgotten who taught you how to brew beer and a proper single malt whiskey? [23:31] $ Zoe's a bit of an astrophysics nut. ::explains to Guinan:: [23:31] $:::Looks a bit sheepish::: [23:32] & Please relax and enjoy Ten Forwardd, if I can be of any help... just ask [23:32] $ Doctor.. I dinna think that Zoe's overreactin.. I think she's seriously concerned.. maybe you should go and check out what she's so flustered about. [23:32] $ Zoe>I'm not thirsty, thank you. And Doctor, you better listen to me. [23:33] $ Because I already know what they can find out, Jamie. [23:33] $ The TARDIS may be old but its sensors are a darn sight better than anything they have here. [23:33] $ Aye? What is it then? [23:33] & ::Hands Zoe a ginger beer::: Heree dear, try this and explain to your friends what has you so upset [23:34] $ There's nothing to concern yourself with Zoe. It's just a massive time warp temporarily localized on a substring in space probably. [23:34] $ It'll clear up in a week. Just a minor space pot hole. [23:34] Oh Aye.. of course.. [23:34] $:::looks completely flabberghasted::: [23:35] $ Zoe>::sniffs the gingerbeer and pushes it back:: [23:35] $ Zoe> Not at the rate that thing is spewing time. [23:35] $ Zoe> I did the calculations in my head Doctor. It's growing exponentially. [23:36] $ That's not possible. Random space-time events like that just crop up from the odd energy discharge. [23:37] & Don't worry lad, it happens... from time to time :::smiles a smile that has to make you feel better:: [23:37] $Zoe.. it's rude not to partake of the drinks o' our hostess.. [23:37] $ ::takes a big swig::: [23:37] $ There's probably a collapsed star around that caused it. It will level out. [23:37] & oh, it's no problem [23:37] $ This is some good stout! [23:38] $ Energy isn't exhaustable. Now drink up, Zoe. [23:38] & It's sweet , sparkling and has a bit of a bite ....::smiles:: Just seemed appropriate somehow [23:38] $ Zoe>::takes a sip and spills it down the front of her when the ship rocks to the side:: [23:39] # There's a fair single maly from Iverness... around your time I think... if you like a little something stronger ... for the blood, of course [23:39] $ ::Red Alert sounds, ship jerks forward:: [23:39] $Wha's goin on!? [23:40] It made me spill me stout! [23:40] & ::To Doctor::: What is it with Galifreans and there sense of timing [23:40] $ Oh dear! It sounds like the engines are in full reverse. [23:40] $ Zoe>The ship's being pulled into the vortex just like us? [23:40] [23:41] $ Zoe>Doctor...! [23:41] $ Och.. Doctor.. ye attract trouble don't ye? [23:41] $ Not now Zoe. Tell me I told you so later. I'm sorry Guinan, but I think we're needed on the bridge. [23:41] $ ::races for the lift, his companions following:: [23:42] &Shivers like she's in a draft:: Time anomaly as well [23:42] &::calls out:: Remember Doctor... time heals all [23:43] $ ::Captain's Voice:: "All hands on deck. All hands at emergency stations!" [23:43] *** ChanServ has quit IRC (irc.aye.net matrix.tlh.fdt.net) [23:43] *** Guinan has quit IRC (irc.aye.net matrix.tlh.fdt.net) [23:43] *** JamieMacC has quit IRC (irc.aye.net matrix.tlh.fdt.net) [23:43] *** ChanServ has joined #whosim [23:43] *** Riker has joined #whosim [23:43] *** JamieMacC has joined #whosim [23:43] *** hub.aohell.org sets mode: +ooo JamieMacC ChanServ Riker [23:44] [23:44] <> [23:44] <> [23:44] $ ::nods at Guinan, waits for companions and talks to lift:: Bridge! [23:44] [23:44] <> [23:44] [23:44] [23:44] <> [23:45] [23:45] <> [23:46] <> [23:46] $ Zoe>::calculates in her head:: They were sending a neutronium sensor into the matrix. [23:46] [23:46] [23:46] [23:47] $ Zoe> If neutronium decays at a rate of 1.76 gigatrillion jules per millenia and it entered the time distortion of the vortex... [23:47] < >> [23:47] # Captain, the engine's are no longer holding their own, we're being pulled in [23:47] [23:48] <> [23:48] $ Yes, I take your point Zoe. I should have stopped the survey. [23:48] $ :::stares at the two completely in the dark at waht they're talking about::: [23:49] <&=ten forward, $=elevator, #=bridge... I think > [23:49] $ wait jus one minute.. what's Neutronium? [23:49] $ The time vortex is fueled by a massive burst of energy. The neutronium advanced decay rates just gave it the oomph it needed to expand. [23:50] $ Zoe> Doctor, if it consumed this ship and the TARDIS...? [23:50] $Oh Aye.. So they're playin wi fire [23:50] $ ::gringes:: We'll be lucky if we can stop the big bang two. [23:50] # >Worf> Directing all I can to the ahields, but they are only at 80% and falling [23:50] $ It canna bode well, Zoe.. [23:51] $ We have to make Picard listen. ::lift doors open voice sounds "Bridge":: [23:51] # Data> The anomaly is increasing in strenghth sir. [23:51] #Captain! Divert power to engines or to shields? [23:52] # ::bolts onto bridge:: Captain, you must cut all power! [23:52] Data> :::looks perplexed::: I beg your pardon? [23:52] #>WORF> :::mutters somethiing very upleasent in Kligon:: [23:53] # Picard> What are you doing on my bridge! Security! [23:53] # Zoe> You must listen to him Captain. The fate of the Universe depends on it. [23:53] Data> Captain, I request that you hear them out. [23:53] #>Worf takes both Jamie and Zoe in right hand and the Doctor in his left:: [23:54] # Picard>Number 1 I want these people off my bridge. Data transfer all exhillary power to forward shields. [23:54] #Data> At this rate the shields will be deplinished in 5.2 minutes. I see no other alternative. [23:55] # Mister Worf, escort our "visitors" to somewhere safee [23:55] # Zoe> Don't you see? It's your warp engine that's causing this. [23:55] :::Hesitates::: Yes sir.. :::diverts all power to forward shields::: [23:55] <":up there::: [23:55] # Captain, that's a temporal dispersion vortex. It feeds on energy. [23:55] >> [23:55] #>Worf> AYE< AYE::: lifts all three easily:: [23:55] # You're giving it exactly what it needs to expand. [23:56] # If you don't cut your warp engines now you'll only destroy us all. [23:56] #Hey! Put me down ye overgrown kelpie! [23:57] # Data> Captain, Again I request that we do what the Doctor says. [23:57] # Zoe>::kicks and squeals:: [23:57] # Picard> Lt. Worf, hold a moment. [23:57] #Data> Shields down to 30 percent... [23:57] #>Worf> ::lifts Jamie off deck with thunb and forefinger:::You little Scraggot, be quiet [23:57] Data> 25 [23:58] # Picard>Warp engines are the only thing keeping us from being sucked into that vortex. [23:58] # >Worf>;;;Pauses, still holding Jamie several inches above deck:: [23:58] # And they'll fail, probably destroying this ship along the way. [23:58] #Data> 20 percent [23:59] # Zoe>Then your warp engines will be be disintegrated and fuel that vortex more [23:59] # Captain, all power seems to be dropping anyway [23:59] # Cut your warp engines now Jean Luc. Put all auxillary power to your shields. [23:59] Data> No sir.. we still have ample power to the warp core. all auxiliary power, however is being depleted on the shields. Session Time: Sun Sep 10 00:00:00 2000 [00:00] 15 percent [00:00] # You'll pass thru the vortex just like we did. [00:00] # Picard> Number 1, make it so. [00:00] < >> [00:00] # ::shrugs:: Captain? [00:00] # :::redirects all reserves to shields and cuts the engines:: [00:01] # Aye AYE [00:01] # Picard> Data report. [00:01] Data> Shields up to 100 percent, and stable. [00:01] # Picard> Helm report. [00:02] # Zoe>::watches vortex approach the vidscreen:: [00:02] # ::From Helm:: We are headed straight into the vortex, Captain [00:03] # Steady as she goes, Captain. [00:03] Data> Sir I suppose the best course of action would be to.. "Go with the flow". [00:03] # Zoe>Doctor, maybe we should augment their shields with the TARDIS'? [00:03] [00:04] # Too risky. Arctron energy is too enticing to temporal distortion fields. [00:04] # ::Looks up at Worf;:: ye gonna put me down now? [00:04] #>Worf> ::realeases Zoe but continues to hold Jamie between thumg and finger:: [00:04] # ::the time vortex begins engulfing the ship affecting it with waves of time distortion:: [00:05] # Ah, yes. Now hold on everyone and concentrate. [00:05] # Och.. lovely this is.. just lovely.. [00:05] # Sing a little song, yes that sounds good. Anyone know any good tunes? [00:05] #>Worf>:::snarls a Kligon smile and lowers Jamie to the deck:: [00:06] [00:06] #:::composes himself::: Aye! Scotland the Brave! [00:06] # Picard>What? W h y? ::voice warps with time:: [00:06] > [00:06] # ::mutters:: just no Klingon Operaa please [00:06] [00:07] <<>> [00:07] # That's sounds good Jamie. What a pity you don't have your p i p e s... [00:10] # Ayedoctorbut I d o u b t theysoundgoodanyway w h a t withallthis t i m e craziness. [00:10] #::Sings Scotland the Brave in all it's weird time distorted glory::: [00:10] *** jenko has joined #whosim [00:10] <> [00:11] <> [00:11] [00:11] [00:11] *** Riker sets mode: +o jenko [00:11] <> [00:11] < I checked my mail and found TL came but saw no one. I wonder if she went to the Time Trap> [00:11] [00:12] <> [00:12] [00:12] [00:13] [00:13] <> [00:13] <> [00:13] [00:14] <> [00:14] [00:14] <> [00:15] # ::Picard sings along:: T o t h e m a r s h wefight b l o o d y redcoatsandtheir f r o g s... [00:15] # C a p t aain, enteee R IN G V -o - r -t- e -x [00:16] [00:16] [00:16] [00:17] # ::Enterprise disappears into vortex, pulled along like a bad ride at Disneyland and is spit out on the other side:: [00:17] *** Riker is now known as Guinan [00:17] # ::time distortions start to normalize:: [00:17] Och.. I thought I'd seen the last o' them distortions.. [00:17] # Zoe> ::singing:: B e c a u s e we'rethe brave hearts of Scotland! [00:18] & ::Sings :: ddai s e y , d - a - i - sey,, giv e m - e ... [00:18] << ^# [00:18] # ::Zoe shakes head:: Now I know what a blender feels like. [00:18] *** Guinan is now known as Riker [00:19] # That should do it. Captain, I take you have impulse engines of some sort? [00:19] # systemss stabalizing Captain [00:19] #Data> We are now on the other side of the anomaly [00:19] # If you do nows the time to get yourself as much distance from that vortex as possible. [00:20] # Picard>::rubs face and studies Doctor wondering how this man knows so much:: [00:20] @>Worf> ::notices he is still holding Jamie, grunts, and lets him go:: [00:21] << I thought he let Jamie go a while back.. after he grinned>> [00:21] [00:21] # Picard>Impulse engines full. Get us out of here, Lt. Data. [00:21] # Ah good. See Zoe, I told you there was nothing to worry about. ::grins:: [00:22] # Data> :::nods in acknowledgement:: Aye sir. Full impulse. [00:22] # Zoe>:;crosses arms and taps foot:: [00:22] # All levels returning to normal, Captain [00:22] # Well, I think perhaps we've outworn our welcome. We'll be going from your bridge Captain. [00:23] Och.. what are we gonna do wi' these folks.. we aren't just gonna leave em here, are we Doctor? [00:23] # But if I were, I'd make a report to leave sector alone for about a... oh a month to be sure. [00:24] # They'll find their way back, Jamie. They would have found there way in anyway. [00:24] # We really should be going, you two. [00:24] # If ye say so, Doctor. [00:24] *** Riker is now known as Guinan [00:25] # Picard>I'd rather you stayed, Doctor von Wer, is it? I have a few questions for you. [00:25] # Oh Aye.. NOW he has questions.. [00:25] # Any other time Captain, I'd be thrilled to, but things to do, places to go, you know the routine. [00:26] & ::pours ginger beer and whiskey into teacup and sets at table, looking out into space:: [00:26] # ::pushes his friends toward the TARDIS:: Ask Guinan. That's a lady who sees around many corners. [00:26] # And try her ale. She always did make the best homebrew. [00:27] # She pours a good draft of Guinnes too! [00:27] # Zoe>But Doctor...? ::complains as she's pushed into TARDIS:: [00:27] # :::gets pushed into TARDIS::: [00:27] & ::whispers:: Remeber.... time heals all :::sips then smiles:: [00:27] # Not now Zoe. Bye everyone! ::waves politely and ducks into TARDIS:: [00:27] # ::the police box doors slam shut:: [00:28] # ::a moment later a wheeze and groan sounds making the box fade away:: [00:28] # Data> Intriguing... [00:28] # Picard>::stares incredulously:: [00:29] # Picard> Data, plot a course back to Alpha Zed Sector. Number 1 you have the bridge. [00:29] & Not a bad combination at all ::takes another sip:: [00:29] *** Guinan is now known as Riker [00:29] Aye aye Captain [00:29] Data> Aye, Sir :::enters coordinates::: [00:30] # Picard> I want to have a few words with Guinan. [00:30] # ::Picard leaves the bridge on the lift:: [00:30] [00:30] > [00:30] [00:31] <> [00:31] <> [00:31] LOL. [00:31] Bravo! [00:31] [00:31] Arthur! Arthur! :) [00:31] Good show guys. [00:31] Thanks, you too, Jen :-) [00:31] You are both incredible improvisers.